Someone asked: What is the most painful thing in the world?

Zi said: The most painful thing in the world is to be suddenly slapped in the face at the moment when you think you have the chance to win.

The man asked again, "What is the happiest thing in the world?"

Zi said: The happiest thing in the world is that you slap the face of the person who thinks he has the chance to win.

Incisive!

Two paragraphs and their words full of life philosophy answered the most difficult question in the world of two people, "son", not a loss is "son", these two sentences alone highlight his super high cultural literacy and extensive life experience!

What?

You ask me what kind of "son" is this "son"?

You're not talking nonsense, it's naturally Tang drunk, "Tang Zi"!

What?

Isn't "Zi", you ask, an honorific title? Why is Tang drunk called "Tang Zi"?

Oops, this problem is easy to explain, Tang is drunk and self-proclaimed!

What?

You asked me again, isn't it in line with his original intention to be low-key that Tang Zui calls himself "Tang Zi" like this?

Well, this question, what, this is not the point, don't care about those details, ok? The person in the person said, do you believe what Tang is drunk?

Anyway, I don't believe this thing will be low-key, as it is now:

"Quack!"

After Zhang Tingfeng also went to the toilet to hide his embarrassment, Tang Zui finally laughed, and the one who laughed was called a **, and his voice was curling, which made people feel creepy!

At this time, if those people who are closer to Tang Zui don't understand what happened, then their IQ is really too anxious.

Zhang Tingfeng left, Tang drunk and roared to the sky, this situation can only explain two problems to you:

First: Tang Zui's audio novel column, the average listening rate on Saturdays and Sundays exceeded 0.96%;

Second: the overall size of their channel surpasses that of the education channel.

Sure enough, after Tang Zui laughed a few times, Dong Shanshan stopped him from pulling hatred, but officially announced Tang Zui's results and the results of the entire channel.

When everyone heard that Tang Zui's listening rate on Sunday had reached 0.98%, it was not surprising that they were stupid again, because Tang Zui's listening rate was really amazing!

However, the shock will always pass, and after Dong Shanshan said something similar to "We can surpass the education channel this time, Teacher Tang is the biggest hero, but this is also inseparable from everyone's joint efforts", the regular meeting every Monday ended, and everyone began to perform their duties.

Of course, this crowd does not include Jiang Chen, Liu Fei and Wang Meili, because they all have stomach aches and are in the toilet, everyone understands this, after all, this is a unit, not a company, and things are not busy anyway, right?

The conference room of the Tianjing Writers' Association is also holding a regular meeting today.

This regular meeting of theirs was important because they were discussing the election of the Writers' Association.

As mentioned earlier, when the Writers' Association suppressed Tang Zui's entry for the first time, Chen Bingsheng once used the condition that everyone elected him as the chairman of the Writers' Association to help Zhang Xin, Wang Yu and others jointly resist Tang Zui, and this time the discussion was still about this matter.

To tell the truth, the person Chen Bingsheng hates the most now is Tang Zui, because if it weren't for Tang Zui, he would not have been investigated by the Commission for Discipline Inspection; If he is not investigated by the Commission for Discipline Inspection, he will not lose the hard-earned money he has saved for many years, so he has been thinking about how to take revenge on Tang Zui, and revenge on Tang Zui has almost become the common goal of most of the members of the Tianjing Writers Association.

Some people may ask, Tang Zui is now a radio person, logically speaking, he can be regarded as a person in the "entertainment industry", and the Writers' Association is a person in the "cultural circle", why does the Writers' Association suppress Tang Zui?

Here I want to explain that there are two main reasons why the Writers' Association suppressed Tang Zui:

First, since ancient times, "there is no first in literature, and there is no second in martial arts", which is the so-called "literati are light", they are not convinced by anyone in their bones, of course, there are some real masters of Chinese studies, who are worthy of the respect of all literati, but unfortunately, Tang Zui is not among them in their opinion, so, from a certain point of view, the people of the Writers' Association are not convinced by Tang Zui, after all, Tang Zui is only twenty-four years old, at such an age, how can a group of predecessors who have been immersed in the cultural world for decades be convinced?

The second reason is actually simpler, because Tang Zui is more famous than them and makes more money than them, they are red-eyed and jealous, they want to suppress him, they want to be angry with him, and by the way, they also increase the attention of others to themselves, so that they can make more money.

You must know that with the development of society, more and more people in the cultural circle will enter the entertainment industry and become "popular celebrities".

"Ladies and gentlemen, because of Chairman Meng's physical reasons, so this weekly meeting will have me to inform you of one thing on behalf of Chairman Meng, as for what this matter is, I think everyone knows that yes, it is the new election of the Writers' Association this Wednesday, here I would like to remind you that when we all elect the new chairman of the Writers' Association, we must uphold fairness, justice and openness The principle of "Three Princes" strives to elect a new chairman with both ability and political integrity, so that they can lead our Tianjing Writers Association to achieve new great results! ”

Chen Bingsheng took the manuscript, looked at the members of the Writers' Association sitting in the large conference room, glanced at the manuscript, and glanced at the members.

"Whoa!"

After speaking, applause rang out, and most of the members of the Writers' Association had fake smiles on their faces, looking eagerly at Chen Bingsheng standing on the stage.

Chen Bingsheng was very satisfied with this atmosphere, he stretched out his hand, pressed down and said: "The next thing is the second thing, that is, the poetry meeting after the election, please prepare for this, because there will be Mr. Ji Mulin as a guest to comment on our poems!" ”

"Whoa!"

There was another round of thunderous applause, this time it was real applause, not because of Chen Bingsheng, but because of the news that Chen Bingsheng said: Mr. Ji Mulin will come over as a guest!

Who is Ji Mulin, I'm afraid that as long as this person is a cultural person, whether it is a real cultural person or a fake cultural person, he will not know it, because he is a real master of Chinese culture!

His status in the cultural circle can definitely be regarded as Taishan Beidou, and he is an idol that countless cultural people compete to worship!

So when everyone heard that Ji Mulin's predecessor was going to be a guest, everyone was pleasantly surprised, just ask, can such applause be false applause?

Chen Bingsheng was even more satisfied with the atmosphere this time, because Ji Mulin's predecessor was invited by him!

He stretched out his hand again and pressed it down a few times, then waited until the conference room was quiet, and continued: "It is our honor for Mr. Ji Mulin to be able to walk out of Yenching University this time and come to our Poetry Association, so I hope everyone can perform at a super level at that time, everyone must be prepared, remember not to break the face of our Writers' Association, in addition, I think the weather does not seem to be very good these days, and there may be 'heavy snow' coming, so you can think about it from this aspect and give Mr. Ji a surprise when the time comes!" ”

Chen Bingsheng deliberately put the word "heavy snow" very seriously this time, which is obviously to tell everyone here the theme of this poetry meeting.

Naturally, there was thunderous applause below, almost every member was grateful to Chen Bingsheng for being so understanding in their hearts, because the theme of the previous poetry meeting of the Writers' Association was revealed to a limited number of people, this time Chen Bingsheng was able to share the theme with them so generously, although there was a little suspicion of canvassing, but it was undeniable that it also gave them the opportunity to show their faces in front of Mr. Ji Mulin, so they were still very moved in their hearts, and naturally they would not be stingy with their applause.

Chen Bingsheng looked at the excited people below with a red face on his face, and once again pressed his hand and said: "There is one more thing, in order to make this poetry meeting more exciting, Chairman Meng and I also made an agreement, that is, to let young people who have become famous in the Tianjing poetry circle in recent years also participate in this poetry meeting, this must be no doubt for everyone, right?" ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they understood what Chen Bingsheng meant:

A young man who has made a name for himself in the Tianjing poetry scene in recent years?

Isn't that talking about Tang drunk?

Invite Tang Zui over too?

Isn't this an opportunity to give him a good beating?

I have to say that most of the people in the writers' association are not nerds, their brains react quickly, and after thinking about it, they know what Chen Bingsheng's meaning is, so someone immediately began to say:

"This is very necessary, our culture needs fresh blood, I think it's a very good idea, I agree!"

"Agreed!"

"I agree!"

Under the leadership of Zhang Xin, Wang Yu and others, everyone began to echo Chen Bingsheng's construction, but there was no way, they were also very jealous of Tang Zui.

"Chairman Chen, when do you think we will notify those young people?" Zhang Xin got up and asked after everyone had expressed their opinions.

When he asked, everyone raised their heads and listened carefully, because his question was actually asking whether to tell the theme of the poetry meeting to those led by Tang Zui.

Chen Bingsheng pretended to think about it for a while, and said: "This is not in a hurry, it is not too late to notify you tomorrow night, everyone should make preparations first, this is the point!" ”