Chapter 24: Fuck off
Ah, Ah Ah - Li Xiaopang went home and changed his clothes, and began to sneeze one after another. Although he felt that his physical fitness was good, he swam in the water for more than an hour this month, and there was a gust of wind blowing on the shore, so it is strange that he did not catch a cold.
Yaya found a few families, and only then did she get the old dried ginger back at Li Daming's house, boiled a big bowl of ginger soup, poured it down for Uncle Xiaopang, and then sat on the kang with a big cup and sweated. From time to time, I sneeze twice, and the stupid uncle was next to me: "One hundred years old, two hundred years old—"
After dinner, I was sweating and felt much refreshed. Then I saw a shadow flash outside the window, and Bai Yun Qiqige entered the house vividly.
"Brother Xiaotian, this house hasn't changed at all." The big girl turned around the house before sitting on the edge of the kang, and when she saw Monkey San and Silly Uncle playing Galaha on the kang, she couldn't help but light up her eyes, when she was a child, she liked this the most.
Li Baitian picked out four pink sheep crutches from a large pile of galaha: "Little grid, this is what I prepared for you back then, but it's a pity that you left without saying hello." ”
"It's not too late to give it to me." Kikige grinned and grabbed the sheep in his hand, and spun it around with a clatter.
Squeak - Monkey San leaned over and grabbed Kikige's fingers to get the four galahas back, which was his favorite.
"Little monkey, I thought it was a little white dog just now!" With a cheer, Kikige hugged Monkey San and kissed it on its pink little face.
Monkey San rolled his eyes to look at her, sniffed again, and then snuggled comfortably in Kikige's arms, enjoying the grace of beauty.
"Go find the three fat men and they will fall into the mud!" was robbed of the limelight by Monkey San, and Li Xiaopang was a little annoyed. But Monkey Three, the monkey, took advantage of the human momentum, grimaced at him, and drilled into Qiqige's arms.
Li Xiaopang could only stare dryly, and told Qiqige some interesting things when he was a child, and the happy laughter of the two people sounded in the room from time to time.
Just as he was talking about the excitement, he saw Rhubarb enter the house, erect two small front paws, and make a rattling sound in his mouth, which attracted Qiqige's attention again: "Brother Xiaotian, what breed is this puppy, it's so cute." ”
"This is a weasel who likes to fart the most. Rhubarb, get out of here, grab the mouse! Li Xiaopang yelled at the rhubarb twice, what's the matter today, they're all here to make trouble, can you still tell me to talk to my sister happily?
Rhubarb is not easy to mess with, and when Li Xiaopang bared his teeth there, people were not used to him.
Ya slipped out of the kang and fell to the ground, and then ran out with Rhubarb, Li Xiaopang didn't want to move, but Xiao Gezi looked strange and followed Yaya, so he could only follow out of the house.
Seeing that Yaya entered the warehouse with sundries, Qiqige also wanted to follow up, but Rhubarb stood at the door and screamed fiercely, so angry that Li Xiaopang really wanted to roll it away. However, considering that this guy may be able to create biological and chemical weapons, the abrupt beauty finally endured it.
Soon, Yaya returned to the door, squatted there and patted Rhubarb's skull, and Qiqige and Li Xiaopang were able to enter. I saw that in the grass nest in the corner, Erhuang was lying on his side, and there was a thin and tender chirping sound under him.
"Cub, rhubarb, you're good news, not bad." Li Xiaopang is also a lot happier in his heart, the weasel team continues to grow, and the rat infestation on the grassland can be effectively controlled in the future.
A cub smaller than Yaya's slap arched out from under Erhuang's body, covered in white fetal hair, his eyes had not yet opened, and his little nose twitched and twitched, so that Xiao Gezi's heart was budding. If it weren't for Rhubarb's eyeing there, she would have hugged her.
Yaya's little face was also obviously smiling, and she stretched out four fingers and shook them, indicating that they were quadruplets. Li Xiaopang laughed twice: "Enough to give birth, monkey three, Ma Yu take an egg and milk Erhuang!" ”
Monkey San was obedient, and soon came in with a small bowl with an egg in it, and licked it twice, and then put it in front of Erhuang's head, and saw Qiqige giggle: These animals are so cute.
"You'll be annoyed for a long time, Xiao Gezi, let's go to the village for a stroll-" Li Xiaopang is not particular, and he is suspected of forgetting his friends.
Qiqige nodded, and the two walked out of the door, the result was good, the silly uncle sang and sang and followed behind, and Monkey San and Yaya also ran to the front happily, and the dream of Li Xiaopang and Xiaogezi to be alone for a while was completely shattered.
A bunch of people who have no eyesight to see - Li Xiaopang can only sigh in his heart.
However, it was not all fruitless, so they sneaked to the village chief's house to discuss the opening of a school. It just so happens that there are three vacant rooms in the village, which are used as temporary classrooms, and as for tables and chairs, they can only be brought by themselves.
In fact, Qiqige's volunteer teaching began officially in the second semester, but she was concerned about the black blind man, so she came early. Books, blackboards and other teaching aids are not available for the time being.
It is said that no matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in education, Li Xiaopang and the village chief uncle totaled, and in the end, it was the Black Blind Cooperative's contribution to purchase the most basic teaching implementation, and then put up the shelf first.
After discussing the matter, it was dark, so I had to send Qiqige back to Li's second sister-in-law's house, and naturally Bai Jingjing made fun of her: "Sister, sister-in-law still thinks you won't come back." ”
One sentence made the little grid blush, and Li Xiaopang also went home with a smile. Lying on the kang, my mind was still full of the shadows of the small lattice shaking.
With the deepening of contact, the relationship between the two people became closer and closer, and finally under the auspices of the village chief, the big matchmaker, the wedding was held and they walked into the cave house together. When Li Xiaopang untied the red hijab on the head of the little lattice, he was so frightened that his mother screamed, and under the hijab was a monkey head, and the monkey San was grinning at him with his teeth bared his teeth.
Li Xiaopang woke up in fright, opened his eyes violently, and saw that Monkey San was pushing him hard with his little paws, and his mouth was still chirping.
You monkey cub, I'm dreaming of marrying a daughter-in-law Li Xiaopang sat up with a snort, and just about to clean up the monkey three, I saw Yaya also sitting on the kang, pointing her little finger out of the window.
Listening to it, the dog bite was noisy outside, and there were a lot of human voices, Li Xiaopang hurriedly got dressed and went to the ground, and ran outside. In the middle of the night, something must have happened.
The family hulala ran outside, followed the sound to find it, and saw that many people were gathered outside the gate of Li's second sister-in-law's house, noisy and shouting, and the door light outside was also on, illuminating the yard.
I only heard someone shouting: "Bai Jingjing, you loser girl, I am working hard outside to make money to support my family, you faceless and skinless man actually raise a man at home, see if I don't kill you!" ”
Looking at the light, it turned out to be Li Erdan, that is, Bai Jingjing's nominal husband, but this kid hasn't come back for several years.
"Erdan, if you have something to say, your daughter-in-law is not that kind of person." The village chief also came, dressed in his clothes.
Li Erdan is now like a dog, wearing a small suit and slippery, he shook his head vigorously: "Uncle Village Chief, someone has told me, saying that this fox spirit sleeps with others in his arms, is this still fake!" ”
"Who's pulling the wife's tongue?" The village chief was also annoyed.
Li Da, who was hiding in the crowd, shrank back, his house was next to Li Erdan's house, and when Li Erdan knocked on the door, he was alarmed, so he made a joke, who knew that Li Erdan was still serious.
Li Erdan couldn't help but say, and dragged Li Daming out of the crowd: "Uncle Understand, you give me a happy word!" ”
Li Da understood for a long time: "Erdan, uncle is playing with you, isn't there a volunteer teacher in the village, it's a woman, just look for a place at your house and be a companion with your daughter-in-law." ”
"This-" Li Erdan was also a little confused: "But why can't I open the door?" ”
Suddenly, the door of the house opened, and Bai Jingjing pulled Qiqige out, and said coldly: "This is not your home, how far is it!" After saying that, tears also fell with crackling.
Li Erdan slapped his thigh, turned around and touched it, and finally gritted his teeth and said: "Bai Jingjing, the relationship between the two of us has broken down, and I came back this time to divorce you!" ”
As he was talking, the eighth master was also dressed and walked into the courtyard on crutches, and when it came to it, the eighth master and Li Erdan's grandfather were brothers, so Li Erdan hurriedly stepped forward and mixed with the eighth master: "Eighth grandfather, you have to be the master of me." ”
The eighth master nodded: "Okay, I'll call the shots for you, I'll call the shots for you-"
As soon as he spoke, the crutch in his hand smashed his head and face on Li Erdan's body, and finally with a click, the crutch broke in two, beating Li Erdan.
Seeing this, Li Xiaopang was really afraid that the old man would be angry, so he hurriedly stepped forward to support him. I saw that the eighth master pointed at Li Erdan: "Get out, the old Li family doesn't have your Chen Shimei, I will leave the words here today, when your kid dies, you want to go to the ancestral grave!" ”
However, the eighth master's killer weapon also lost its effectiveness today, and Li Erdan simply broke the jar and broke it: "Lao Tzu has the money to buy a cemetery by himself, do you think I am willing to go back to this place where birds don't." Lao Tzu eats and drinks spicy food outside, and you will be poor in this ravine for the rest of your life! ”
These words caused public anger, only to hear Biao Ye roar, and then rushed up like a whirlwind. Everyone only felt that there was a flower in front of them, and when they looked at it again, Li Erdan had been lifted above his head by Biao Ye, and this kid was almost scared to pee. He knows Biao Ye's temperament, if he really starts a surge, pinching him to death is like crushing an ant.
At this time, Bai Jingjing opened her mouth again: "Master Biao, if you put down this conscienceless person, you can't dirty our hands; There are also fathers and fellow villagers, Li Erdan is a wolf-hearted dog, I don't want to live with him for a long time, I agree to divorce him, and I will go to the township tomorrow to go through the formalities. ”
After speaking, he didn't look at Li Erdan, as if he didn't exist, and directly pulled Qiqige back to the house. Everyone applauded, but they didn't know that Bai Jingjing was lying on the edge of the kang and was already crying like a tearful person.
"Li Erdan, your kid is now removed from our black blind man's name!" The village chief's uncle also threw down a sentence, and then went home with his hands behind his back.
The others dispersed, but when they left, most of them had to spit on Li Erdan, and a farce ended like this. That's how the world goes: it comes and goes, some people prefer the bustling city, while others choose the quiet countryside. Some people came back, like Li Xiaopang and Bai Yunqiqige; There are also people who choose to leave, just like Li Erdan, who completely got out of the black blind man's tun.
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