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That's right, it was Ye Nan who looked up to the sky and burst into laughter!

The audience was a little stunned by Ye Nan's laughter, saying that this should be the anchor so ashamed that he went crazy, or why would he laugh inexplicably?

Of course Ye Nan is not crazy, there is some shame, he deliberately laughed to the audience in the live broadcast room, many anti-Japanese TV dramas seem to have such a plot: a righteous spy almost exposed his identity, after being cornered by the enemy, after a burst of laughter, it was a turning routine, and in the end, the enemy still treated him like his first love, and said unswervingly!

Ye Nan is here at the moment: "Hahahaha... You all think it's weird to laugh, but I can't help but laugh when I see these barrages you guys post... No, I can't stop laughing! ”

Seeing Ye Nan smiling and bending down in front of the camera, the audience said: Good guy, it's really overpractice, and I'm crazy about gaining and losing, hurry up and call 120 first aid!

"Audience children, have you ever heard of the word routine?"

"To put it simply, I had an idea last night, and in order to repay the audience's support for me, I specially prepared this wave of routines for you!"

"Anyway, everyone must have been excited last night, Ye Bei is actually a man, and he was made up by a male anchor, this fact is enough to make you cool all night, my goal has been achieved, next, it's time to unravel the truth of the matter for you!"

"The so-called truth, that is, what I said last night was false, not only am I acting, but I am also looking for someone to cooperate with me in acting, and use such a play to let everyone experience the joy of being routine!"

"What, don't you believe it? In these days, people are unconsciously tricked, and they would rather believe in incredible things! Having said that, if you think about the following questions, you can understand from the routine, what is the truth of the facts! ”

"First, how can a boy with an ordinary appearance become a beautiful girl through makeup? Whoever tells me it's because of the beauty camera, I'm in a hurry! Try it for yourselves, or if you look at the flowers, you will know how incredible it is... It should be said that it is impossible! You should trust your eyes, and what you see of me is what it is. ”

"Second, you think you can meet a suicidal girl casually? Cut, how can there be such a coincidence, this is an actor I arranged in advance, and I will ask this actor who joined the friendship to clarify it to you in person when I have the opportunity! ”

"Third, I'm a very professional anchor, how can there be such a low-level mistake as forgetting to turn off the camera? Obviously it's intentional! When Ye Nan said this, he desperately warned himself that he must not blush!

"Fourth, you only hear the sound, and you don't see the image at all, hehe, this is also a routine that I deliberately arranged, so that you can use your super rich imagination and take the initiative to add bricks and tiles to my wave of routines!"

"Need to say more? You've got it! ”

Ye Nan's face was not red, his heart was not beating, he was out of breath and broke blindly, he consciously broke well, and his acting skills were not bad, but the audience was all old drivers who had become fine, how could there be such a good fool, although it can't be said that he doesn't believe it at all, but he will never believe it all, and the doubts in this are really easy to come by!

"You said that Ye Nan's voice did come from the live broadcast room last night, of course, I dare to play this routine, of course I have confidence! Ventriloquism, have you heard of it? The one who can vividly imitate various sounds is one of the 72 ventriloquists! I'm not talented, I can only have a little fur, and I can only imitate my brother's voice vividly! ”

"Hmph, the so-called hearing is false, seeing is believing, everyone can't understand this truth! After all, if the voice is like whoever is who, if I can make the voice of a big-name star, am I a big-name star? If you want to be beautiful, you can be a voice actor for a big-name star at most! ”

"Audience friends, the most powerful routine is that the person concerned admits that it is a routine, but the person who is being tricked is desperately looking for a reason for it, not admitting that it is a routine, and would rather lie to himself than live in the routine, there is no one left!"

"Thank you to these endurable audience friends, I say that with your help in brushing up experience, my routine skills will be upgraded to divine skills just around the corner!"

Ye Nankou was nonsense for a while, and then he was not going to continue on this topic! Although it can't make the audience believe it completely, it is almost the same as planting the seeds of doubt in the hearts of the audience, so that they cannot confirm which one is true!

Ye Nan is ready to talk about the content of today's live broadcast, but with so many viewers, how can Ye Nan be fooled by himself, one of the old drivers is very insightful about this, and what is even more amazing is that he dares to use money to play tricks, Ye Nan wants to get out blindly, it's not so easy!

Then, a domineering and mighty sword pattern suddenly appeared in Ye Nan's live broadcast room, which was a local tyrant-level gift that even the super anchor didn't dare to ignore, and at least took a few seconds to thank him. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Ye Nan, a little anchor, saw this, how could he not be in a surging mood and climax one after another, even if he in the next second... Hey, there's text attached to the big sword!

- Ye Niang, although you said that it was just a routine, but I also heard that you definitely have the infectious power of a spiritual master, I hope you can help my brother, he failed in business, it is very painful, I am afraid that he will not be able to think about it, ask for help, online, etc., urgent!

Spiritual Mentor? Listen to it and be tall! Ye Nan said: "Thank you for the thousand-yuan award for pretending to be like the wind, thank you very much!" Brother, since you have raised me like this, although I don't think I have this ability, you can try your best, and I'll go live later, help you fight! ”

Pretend to be like a barrage: I can't wait, let's fight now, saving people is like fighting fire!

"It's okay to fight in front of so many spectators?"

Pretend to be like the wind: It's okay, no one knows my friend anyway, just the sound appears, there's nothing to care about! Remember to turn on the hands-free so I could hear what my friends had to say.

"Alright! Send the number to my anchor's private message, and then send the name and other information at the same time......"

After a while, Ye Nan opened up the anchor's confidence, looked at it for a while, and said.

"Well, got it! I'm trying my best to persuade it, it's not good, it's not effective, and everyone shouldn't spray me! ”

Ye Nan didn't think too much about it, and dialed the mobile phone.

Then, a slightly flirtatious voice came from the other end of the phone: "Hehe, Ye Niang, you finally called me!" ”

"Hello, Zhang Liang? I ......"

Ye Nan squeezed out a sweet voice and was about to speak according to the set opening remarks, but when he heard the words that did not follow the routine, his head was suddenly confused for a while, and then he slowly reacted and asked.

"You're not just pretending to be the wind, are you?"

"Hehe, it's contemptible!"

The kind of intimate and intimate atmosphere that Ye Nan was brewing suddenly disappeared without a trace, and he said directly angrily: "I'm dizzy, no wonder I always feel weird, it's not your friend's business failure, it's your business failure, you need to find a spiritual mentor!" ”

"I haven't failed in business, hehe, I just want to find an excuse to talk to Ye Niang! Don't hang up the phone, I'm very sincere! ”

"I'm so dizzy, you can say it!" Ye Nan pouted secretly: Spend a thousand yuan, just to make a phone call, some private channels are not so expensive, and he is indeed very sincere!

"Ye Niang, I am your old driver in the live broadcast room, and I know you quite well! A lot of things... Hehe, you can't hide my own insight! ”

"What do you mean?" Ye Nan's heart sank, he had a bad premonition, and the next second the premonition came true!

"Well, it's obvious! Ye Niang, admit it, you are the male anchor at the beginning, that is, your so-called younger brother, right? ”

"Of course not, you're calling to say this, I've made it clear just now!"

"No, if you have a kind of confront me! You don't have to hang up the phone, and don't turn off the speakerphone, just let the audience in the live broadcast room comment, the audience's eyes are bright, and they will definitely be able to see what the truth is! ”

"Okay, it depends on what you can say?" Good boy, you are waiting for me here, the local tyrant's routine is deep! Ye Nan was a little depressed, but the words were all here, what else could he say? See the move!

"Let's talk about yesterday first, yesterday evening's live broadcast seemed very unsmooth and even a little inexplicable, and I was still inviting guests to eat for a while, and the picture was black for a while, and I made a plot to help the weak spiritual mentor! It must be because someone is really going to commit suicide, so that you are flustered, make a mistake in your busyness, and forget to turn off the live broadcast, which leads to the exposure of the truth, so that things make sense! ”

"Hmph, sure enough, someone was tricked on this, this so-called inexplicable is what I deliberately made, so that people can feel that this is like the real thing, not a routine, so as to obediently get into the trap! Having said that, if you can detect this, you can be regarded as a caring person! ”

"Hmph, it's definitely a lie!"

"I was discovered by you, and I had no choice but to tell the truth! Actually, it all started with the treat, and what Jada said was a little too much, and I thought of finding an excuse to leave! But when I think about it, this will make you think that I can't do it, and I even have to eat with a man, so I found an actor and came up with a routine, and the result is that the routine is too deep, so that people like you are stuck in it and can't extricate themselves! ”

"So, why is Mi Xiaomei so familiar with you, and treats you like your brother... Why do you know all your brother's friends, as if they were all human relationships... Why do you stay at your brother's house all the time, don't you live here......"

Pretending to be like the wind is really a talent, and N doubts have been raised one after another! As for Ye Nan, the blind break is getting smoother and smoother, and the answer is like a stream!

In the end, pretending to be like the wind took out a decisive killing weapon: "Ye Niang, even if you can say it, I only have one last question, why did your brother disappear when you appeared?" If you could show up with your so-called brother, I'll believe you're telling the truth! ”

"Hey, what are you saying, can't hear, hey, hey... Oh, it turns out that the phone is running out of battery, anyway, that's it, hang up, bye-bye! “

Ye Nan hurriedly hung up the phone, embarrassed in his heart: even if he can break it blindly, he can't fill this hole!

The audience said: As soon as Ye Niang and her younger brother come out together, we will believe you!

"Ahem, don't think about it, it's all a misunderstanding! My brother was hospitalized due to a serious illness, and it will take a while to come out, so everyone will definitely see me and my brother at the same time in the future! ”

Alas, time can drag on a little is a little! Oh my God, it's not easy to turn a lie into a lie, but it's even more difficult to say a lie if you want to break a lie!

Difficult, life is difficult, difficult...... (To be continued.) )