Thank you for the re-tipping from the friends of 'V Tears of Heaven V', thank you.

……

'Crazy thing? ’

Chen Yue turned his head and saw the black widow running towards him with the chariot spared, and then hugged him on his shoulders with her arms outstretched. The hot aroma in the jumping posture was pressed between his lips and hotly pasted.

Wen Xiang was full of arms, and Chen Yuelai, who had long been unbearable to be teased by this bad woman, did not refuse to move his mouth and started again, to say that the only discomfort was that the old waist was about to break, and this bad woman's tiger pounce was too fierce. It's all a lie on TV, which TV shows the girl pounces, and the man will hug the girl and kiss and turn around a few times?

……

The audience in the live broadcast room watched it called a drunk, because when the two were leaning on each other and hugging each other, just like watching cartoons in fairy tales, a string of love actually jumped out of the two of them, so that the audience couldn't see how Chen Yue moved.

'This ......'

'What the hell am I?' ’

'What does that mean?' ’

'Heart-shaped-kun, you're blocking me, I can't see the faces of the two at all. You let Jean! ’

'Old driver, you come out for me, tell me what is going on with this TM full screen of love on your screen?' ’

"Hey, the old passenger said that you are too young to know this kind of love code." ’

"Ben Hang means you haven't seen cartoons when you were kids, right? ’

'Yard? Is this also a yard? Why so 6? ’

'Woo, I'm taking off my TM pants, can you show me the code?' ’

"And the anchor, didn't we say it's okay not to kiss? What do you do with your mouth? ’

'That's it, the anchor went to Nimei, who just said I refused before getting off the bus? ’

'Dogs force anchors, dogs force old drivers, black all their lives, unsubscribe, flash people. ’

That's it, Lao Tzu also unsubscribed, flashed people, and there were no benefits at all, look at those female anchors, and give some benefits every day. ’

'Unsubscribe+10086'

But a bunch of fools, it's useless to unsubscribe, my old driver is a big bar, and more than a million passengers are rolling. ’

'MB, inflated, old driver inflated. ’

……

'Wow'

There was a sound of glass breaking, and it spread far and wide in the small street on this big night, interrupting Chen Yue and the others.

lip division,

The coquettish voice came to my ear: "Honey, it's time for me to go." Looks like you're going to need some ice water to cool down, giggles, hopefully next time you can make me want to give you hehehehe......"

After feeling that one of his disobedient objects was grabbed by a sultry hand, the hot body floated away, and the next moment the chariot ran into the distance, just like her sudden arrival and hot kiss.

Goblin, a terrible goblin, Lao Tzu knew that it would be like this, just kill it or bury it.

Chen Yue, who was not lacking in resentment in his heart, thought secretly, and then turned his head and looked at the place where the glass had just made a sound of shattering.

"Ahem, little ...... Son-in-law, you ......"

A slightly awkward familiar voice came, and this voice seemed to be no one but his old landlord.

"Uncle, what, what are you doing here?"

Chen Yue was also so embarrassed that he wanted to get drunk, how could he be so coincidental? Every time Nima can run into you, Cinderella meets you, Shouhe also meets you, and Black Widow also meets you this time, fortunately Li Mochou didn't come, otherwise it is estimated that you, an unscrupulous old man, would have been able to block me early. I just want to ask why this coincidence?

"Went and drew two cards, you ...... Yes, the upstairs one, and this one is driving. I remember that I memorized one two days ago, by the way, there was another one who was a police officer yesterday, Xiao Yuezi, tsk, I didn't see it. ”

What the hell, being a police officer?

Chen Yue was dizzy, Nima, I recognize anything else, then Officer Yang I don't recruit, they just send us back.

The unscrupulous old man walked over with his hands behind his back as he spoke, and said in a low voice: "Hehe, I also teach my uncle to tease my sister with both hands." ”

Chen Yue: ......

This old man, don't you want to break your old cow's teeth?

"Hehe, this is purely personal charm, I can't teach it if I want to. It's late, go up, you should go to bed early. ”

Chen Yue, who was snorting, walked upstairs, but what the hell is the barrage in front of him?

A large wave of "teach him", "teach the uncle", "promise him", and "give the elderly a chance to set the sunset" is flying by.

Chen Yue, who was stunned for a moment and almost fell, was speechless, Nima, this ...... Dirty, a bunch of dirty dogs, even the old people don't let go.

And the voice of the unscrupulous old man came from behind him: "Wait for Xiao Yuezi, you will pay me for the cup......"

Chen Yue's pace quickened, and he slipped away directly, how to pay? I can't afford to accompany me. You don't know how many years ago I bought canned fruit and ate it, where do I buy such a big thing for you now?

……

Walking down the stairs, listening to the footsteps echoing through the stairwell, think about what happened this afternoon. Chen Yue knew that this was by no means the drooling Yanfu of the audience and friends, but the real peach blossom tribulation.

Gritting his teeth, he finally spoke first after a cold war with the old driver for an afternoon: "The old driver comes out, what do you want me to do?" ”

"The host, the old driver and the system don't want you to do anything, but just want to give you a better blind date, so that you can better find your own happiness."

Chen Yue smiled when I SB: "Hehe, do you think I will believe it?" ”

"Believe it or not, the old driver and the system are all thinking about you. In fact, the system and the old driver have already analyzed the host's character, and your personality is the same as the interaction with the black widow just now, full of hypocrisy, obviously you enjoy it very much, and you want to be very vain, but you pretend to be like a decent gentleman, and you are full of standing in the name of righteousness and saying that I refuse for the sake of Xinhuaguo. Do you know that in a sentence on the Internet now, it is: when you want to breed like a dog, you want to be ugly after masturbating? ”

Chen Yue's temper burst and the anger came up at once, but the anger was useless.

I can only grit my teeth and comfort myself, saying that Lao Tzu is like a dog, and he is ugly after masturbating, don't you know that you don't look like a machine at all? Doesn't look like a system either? I think you TM is most like a woman, a machine qì system is not only small-minded, but also grudges, quarreling two sentences and holding grudges. And then there is retaliation, what is this TM not a woman?

"If the host doesn't believe it, then the eyes of the audience friends are bright, you can see for yourself the barrage of the audience friends."

"Forehead ......"

On the barrage:

'Seek to breed like a dog, and be ugly after masturbating, 666. ’

The old driver's rhythm is very strong. ’

But how do I think that's right? ’

'Damn, this anchor is the most Nima, and sure enough, the old driver understands us. ’

That's it, the anchor B is simply not a person, and he said that I refused it three times before, but when I kissed at the end, I was moving my hands and mouth, and I couldn't wait to it. What did I refuse when you did? What if I say yes, but I refuse? ’

What's even more pitiful is that the anchor is a dog, and he still gives us a code? Do you enjoy the code we watch? The anchor is shameless, and he must beg for a dog and finish being ugly. ’

I said.

Chen Yue also laughed angrily and retaliated again. Obviously, it was the one who coded it, and finally put it on my head.

Serve, you are reasonable, often reasonable, can't I serve: "Okay, okay, count me in your hands?" You say, what do you want me to do? ”

"The old driver is just your intimate assistant, not your superior, let alone your brain, so the old driver has no right to order you to do anything. Do what you want and what you want, it's your freedom. ”

Chen Yue: ......

Can I say that I was told by the old driver? You're so tsundere, does the system know? You know?

PS: Let's get all the tickets to the punch card machine.