Chapter Twenty-Seven: The ...... of Troublemaker
"Huh? How is it so light today? Shi Xiuzhu felt a little strange about the female man suddenly becoming "gentle", "Just exercised out of strength?" ”
The female man complained bitterly in her heart, of course she rubbed her life when she took a bath, but at this time she was helping "Mr. Shi" rub her back, God knows what the situation is when a woman rubs her back? How dare she exert herself......
"Sister...... Your back ......"
"What's wrong? Spotted? Why didn't you find it before? Show me the mirror! ”
"Nope! No! The female man slurped, "Your back ...... It's so beautiful, I'm afraid...... Break ......"
Shi Xiuzhu was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing: "When you were in high school, we often took a bath together, why didn't you see your subordinates show mercy at that time?" The first time I rubbed my back, it was ruthless! It hurts me for days! Use some force! ”
A little sweat oozed from the woman's forehead, and her hands unconsciously increased some strength.
"Hmm...... Just like that......" The strength is just right, Shi Xiuzhu has a bit of enjoyment.
The female man secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but her eyes couldn't help but look at her from behind Shi Xiuzhu, she didn't let go of a millimeter, her mood became more and more agitated, the hand that wiped her back was okay, and the hand that didn't wipe her back gradually exceeded the scope of "wiping her back". At first, Shi Xiuzhu didn't react, but after a while, Shi Xiuzhu found that something was wrong.
"Smack!" Shi Xiuzhu gently slapped away the female man's not very honest hand, her body just moved slightly, and she whispered angrily: "Dead girl!" Where did you touch it! I'm going to touch you, touch yourself! ”
The female man was embarrassed, retracted her hand in a wry, and smiled awkwardly.
The bathrooms in the clubhouse are not "private rooms" with doors, but are separated only by frosted glass between each shower. Shi Xiuzhu saw that the female man's face was red, she looked up and looked at the other female members carefully, and found that they didn't pay attention to this side at all, so she breathed a sigh of relief and whispered to the female man: "I haven't taken a bath together for a few days, why are you like a man?" ”
The female man whose mood has stabilized is no longer panicked, anyway, Lao Tzu is a woman, who else can she be afraid of? It doesn't work when the police come, and the law doesn't say that a woman touching a woman is indecent...... Seeing that Shi Xiuzhu didn't want to make a noise, the female man's mood gradually calmed down, and she pretended to be very innocent and said, "Sister, your hands are slippery......"
"Slippery? You're slippery, aren't you? Shi Xiuzhu stretched out her finger and tapped lightly on the female man's forehead, and said with a smile, "I know that today's situation is special, did you do it on purpose?" ”
"Special?" The female man was stunned for a moment, and some didn't quite understand what was going on.
"Pretending to be stupid with my sister?" Shi Xiuzhu blushed and smiled, reached out and gently pinched the woman's chest and twisted it.
The female man was suddenly "attacked on the chest" and her whole body trembled, and she took half a step back and suddenly woke up, Shi Xiuzhu is fighting back! At the moment, you were no longer polite, and played "attack against attack" with Shi Xiuzhu, and the two of them had a lot of trouble in the bathroom.
After the last set of sit-ups, the sissy wiped her sweat to see that the time was almost good, and after cleaning up, she took a shower and changed clothes. When she came out, she was sitting in front of the computer and playing landlord again. Press fingerprint attendance, and then the sissy is ready to push the door out.
"Creeps!" Elili suddenly screamed behind her.
The sissy stopped, revealing a questioning expression: "Sister Li, is there something?" ”
"Tomorrow your third brother will come back and have a meal together."
"Uh......" The sissy hesitated.
Seeing that the sissy was a little hesitant, Ai Lili was dissatisfied: "What? You have more face than the mayor and secretary? ”
"My colleague she ......" The sissy was worried that it would be a goof, and the whole world began to think of excuses.
Ai Lili's expression froze for a moment, and then she smiled reluctantly: "Whatever you want!" ”
This smile made the sissy feel empty, and she asked uneasily: "Sister Li, is there something wrong?" ”
Elili thought about it, sighed, took out a pack of cigarettes from the drawer, stood up and said to the sissy, "Let's go, smoke with my sister for a while." ”
The sissy was helpless and followed Arili's footsteps into the lounge. Elelie closed the glass door of the lounge, turned on all four exhaust fans, took out a cigarette and held it herself, threw another to the sissy, and then bent down to the coffee table to find a lighter. The sissy took the cigarette and sat down on the couch stiffly, waiting for Elili to speak. Alyselle found the lighter, sat down next to the sissy, and lit the sissy first, the cigarette was a mint-flavored lady's cigarette, a little light, but the sissy felt quite comfortable.
Ai Lili lit it for herself, took a puff, spit out a smoke ring, and said quietly: "Originally, the third brother planned to introduce his sister to you......"
"Ahh The sissy almost jumped, shocked.
"Don't be surprised, stinky boy! Want to scare my sister to death? Arily reached out and slapped the sissy on the top of the head, and said angrily, "Haven't I finished yet?" Your third brother mentioned this to me last month, and I said I could try it at the time, but I didn't expect you to bring your girlfriend over yesterday, and this time it's a little troublesome......"
"Girlfriend ......" the sissy suddenly had a black line in her head.
"Don't worry, you kid," Arili continued, "Yesterday you walked on the front foot, and I called the third brother on the back foot. The third brother was also very depressed after knowing this, but you also know the temper of the third brother, and he will not force you to break up with that little girl in this kind of thing, after all, the twisted melon is not sweet...... Besides, my sister-in-law...... How to say it, the conditions are not very good, even if there is no 'Sister Lin' appearing, we will not force you. In fact, your third brother was also forced by his family to make such a fuss......"
The sissy was a little confused when she heard it, and asked confusedly, "Sister Li, what the hell is going on?" ”
"My sister-in-law's name is Qin Yue, and her nickname is Crescent Yue'er, one round younger than your third brother, twelve years younger. Unlike your third brother, the crescent moon is good for small grades, and he is admitted to a key university, and after graduation, he also stays in the provincial capital to work, and his brother-in-law is also looking for a ...... in the provincial capital."
"Brother-in-law?" The sissy was shocked again: I have a brother-in-law, and I will introduce my sister?
"In the early years, your third brother had a hard temper and offended many people, and the enemy couldn't do anything to your third brother, so he went to find the bad luck of the crescent moon," Alili said helplessly, "The crescent moon originally looked down on your third brother, and when she went to school, she felt that your third brother's money was too dirty, and after finding a job, she returned all the money your third brother had paid for her school all these years to your third brother, and she didn't care about your third brother when she went home for the New Year's holidays...... Later, when the unlucky enemy came to the door, Yueya'er completely fell out with your third brother. This is not the end, after the incident broke out, her husband learned about her family background, and the people of her in-laws' family stopped doing it, so they simply dismantled them and found a new girl for her husband. ”
"Uh...... This matter is implicated in the ...... Ya'er is really not right......" the sissy pondered, "However, Yue'er's in-laws have gone too far......"
"Who's to say it isn't!" Ai Lili sighed and said, "After your third brother received the news, he was in a hurry, he took his brother to the provincial capital, and made a mess of his ex-brother-in-law's wedding, and said that either he remarried, car, house, and money, your third brother has all the money, don't want their family to have a child, or destroy them all ......over the house."
"This ...... Too much, right? "The sissy doesn't know what to say.
"Your third brother is also in a hurry!" Ai Lili said helplessly, "I didn't expect it to be such a coincidence, there was really an accident on the way to the wedding car, but no one was killed, no one was injured, it was just a little scratch, and the car was badly painted." But the family called the police on the spot, tossed and turned, and finally found out that it had nothing to do with your third brother...... I swear, it was definitely not your third brother who did it! It's all those kings/bastards in the 4S shop, cutting corners in the brake fluid during maintenance! But the crescent moon doesn't believe it! Originally, she thought that such a timid husband who couldn't share hardships and hardships would be okay if he really wanted to leave, and there was nothing wrong with living his own life. But after making such a fuss, the crescent moon and your third brother are completely riveted......"
"Uh...... Can't explain? ”
"I can't tell with a hundred mouths!" Ai Lili refilled another cigarette, "When your third brother started his family, those twists and turns, the crescent moon is also clear." Your third brother was originally trying to scare and scare people, but I didn't expect that this time I jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash my ......."
"And then?"
"Later, it was so stiff for two years, and Yueya refused to go home even for the New Year," Ai Lili sighed, "The third brother's parents miss their daughter and look forward to their daughter, and the third brother also feels that it is not easy for his sister to work hard in the provincial capital with a child alone......
"And the kids?" The sissy felt that she couldn't take it anymore.
Arili smiled awkwardly: "A girl, five years old this year......"
The sissy was speechless: divorced, there is a five-year-old girl, introduced to the "handsome little soldier"? He didn't mean to look down on divorced women, on the contrary, he also felt that this Qin Yue was a self-reliant woman in addition to her stubborn temper. It's just that even if the woman in this situation wants to be introduced, how can she have to get through the news before this, right? Why don't you ask the idea of the "handsome little soldier" before arranging the dinner? What's the deal with this kind of sudden appointment to eat and introduce it directly? Could it be that if you don't agree to the dinner, you will come directly to the "hard"?
Seeing that the sissy's face changed, Ai Lili knew that the sissy had an idea in her heart, and quickly explained: "Actually, your third brother doesn't mean 'cut first and then play'. I didn't plan to ask you to eat this meal, and I didn't plan to just pick it out and say it...... Yue'er has a strong temperament, and she also likes the kind of man who has backbone and is willing to be motivated, and she doesn't pay much attention to economic conditions or anything...... This time, your third brother went to the provincial capital to 'tie her up' back, forcing her to start a business locally, what the third brother means is that you have been single, and you want to find an opportunity for you to help her deliver the goods or something, and after getting along for a long time, you will find out ......"
Suddenly, the sissy turned out to be fighting this idea! But then he cried and said, "Why me?" The third brother has such a wide range of people and knows so many people, so he can pick any one better than me, right? ”