When the time came, I got up and walked down, though I tried to maintain a steady, personable look.

But when people walk, they twist their waists and don't shake their shoulders, and the habit I have developed over the years is just the opposite, that is, shaking my shoulders without twisting my waist, no matter how I look at it, I look like a rampant and domineering crab, but there is still a little bit of Wang Baqi, at least I think so.

Of course, I had to celebrate well in the evening, I was going to resolutely not go, but Liu Qiaoshou had to persuade me to go, saying that if I didn't go, it would be a score and not give face, which would make people feel very unkind.

Rub, I wasn't very interested, and I couldn't be kind enough to save them a little, since I said so, then I had to follow, anyway, it wasn't what we ate or what we drank, so I went to someone else's wedding at the time, and I didn't have to send money, and I didn't suffer anyway.

But after I went, I found out that I was wrong, the protagonists of the wedding scene were the groom and bride, but the protagonist here was me, so some of them didn't, and those who didn't know each other, they all came to greet you one by one.

When people come to greet you, it is a kind of recognition, respect or enthusiasm for you, but if everyone comes to greet you, although it looks like a scene, in addition to the superficial scene, the hardships are only known to the person concerned.

Let's not talk about anything else, people come to greet you, you can't ignore it, you have to respond, one or two are fine, but dozens of hundreds of greetings and responses, in addition to the dry throat, make me a little exhausted.

Besides, no matter how warm the greetings are, if you listen to them hundreds of times in a row, you have to vomit, right? No matter how delicious the meal is, I have to eat it hundreds of times in a row, and I have to lose my appetite, no matter how good-looking my wife is, I will continue to ...... Uh, you can't say this, you have to kneel on the washboard.

When I finally sat down, I realized that the pressure on the two tremors was really too great, surrounded by people, and the feeling of hundreds of mouths facing you with thousands of arrows at the same time was really too much.

I thought that if I sat down now, I would eat and drink well and be done, but I still underestimated that there is so much red tape among the Chinese people, and no one came to toast me.

What's going on, isn't the toast all about respecting the master, the parents-in-law, the father-in-law, and the mother-in-law, how can I even give a salute to me, a child.

Who knows that after someone set an example, it was really a response, one by one stood up and competed to follow suit, this posture I am a big water tank, I can't fit it, I am directly ready to smear the soles of my feet, it's a pity that such a good dish, I haven't eaten yet.

Liu Qiaoshou hurriedly pressed me, finally didn't make me too embarrassed, recalling when I was in school, once I had a birthday, it was also the same situation, although there would be fewer people, but my little amount of alcohol, can no longer be affected by the number of people, as long as there are people who come to toast, it will be poured.

So that time, I went directly to the boss to pay the money, and then ran away by myself, and their group of people who had no conscience, without me as the protagonist, were stunned to celebrate my birthday party from lunch time to dinner time.

It's good that I don't run this time, if I don't run last time, at most, I'll be drunk, and this time I can't finish it even if I drink to death, I said Lao Liu, although I said that I read your broken cheats, you can't hurt me like this.

If you want to be in the limelight in the ring, I'll just give it to you, why do you have to kill me......

What's more, I proposed it last time, but you yourself were not happy, but I was sincere that time, and heaven and earth can learn from it.

But I instantly found that I was thinking too much, and I saw Lao Liu looking at the Maitreya Buddha vigorously, and the Maitreya Buddha was also hesitating there, but when I saw that I was also looking at him, I had to be ruthless, gritted my teeth, and stood up to block the wine for me.

After all, he also knows the severity, after all, he still has to count on me to beat the devil.

While Maitreya Buddha kept pouring wine into his mouth, I couldn't help but praise that the power of the masses is great, and this sentence is really true.

Coupled with the basic principle of the mass line of the minority obeying the majority, you are a wine fairy, and you have to kneel.

When Maitreya Buddha couldn't hold on, he patted the person next to him, pointed behind him with a finger, and sat on the chair with his eyes closed and pretended to sleep.

But the people at the table, after excluding our trio, even the tigers can't stand the wolves, and after the last one is finally defeated, Liu Qiaoshou went to shoot Maitreya Buddha again.

Maitreya Buddha didn't care who patted him, he just waved his hand vigorously, and then his hand began to point upwards at the person sitting in front of the table, but he found that it was all gone.

As a last resort, Maitreya Buddha had to stand up again, but I found that he didn't even hold the cup, did he want to drink the wine from someone else's cup? Even if you hand over a glass of wine, you have to have two glasses, is this going to make trouble?

But the situation soon became clear, directly Maitreya Buddha stood up, first glanced at the crowd, and then pointed to one of them, and then sat down like no one and continued to sleep, I couldn't help but begin to admire the wisdom of Maitreya Buddha again, no matter how great the masses are, they have to be led and managed by people.

I saw that person with a bitter look on his dead relatives, and he originally came to join in the fun, and by the way, he wanted to see the ugliness of these high-status people after being drunk, who knew that the retribution would come to him so soon.

His identity is under the finger of Maitreya Buddha, and he has never been a toaster, but he has become a person who blocks wine in a sad way.

He looked at me for help, I just looked at it like no one, it was obvious that I was identifying, I just came to see the fun.

That person is bitter in his heart, I am suffering for you, how much can you say?

It doesn't matter how many of you are, you're going to kill me, this time let you try what it tastes like, you deserve it.

I looked at the Maitreya Buddha who was stimulated by alcohol like a steamed and swollen lobster, hey, there are more than 100 people, all kinds of people, people's hearts must be uneven, and the team is not easy to bring.

Although the further back, the fewer people there are, but the further they go, the worse they will be, maybe some people still don't understand why? Just think about who is at the front, the front is Maitreya Buddha, who has been poured so badly, and after the downgrade of the next level, do people still care about your small identity? (To be continued.) )