"Useless?"

Mr. Seamus didn't know why the muscular uncle in front of him suddenly grabbed his hand nervously, but he knew that he didn't like the feeling of being controlled: "Professor, if you don't make it clear, be careful that I go to the Parent-Teacher Association to sue you for harassment!" ”

Are PTAs afraid? Afraid or not!

In today's market environment where the level of animation festival in District 11 is generally low, it still insists on acting as the last "festival vigil" to protect the purity of young people's minds - PTA!

"Parent-Teacher.Association" is his real name! Parent-Teacher Associations are a harmless disguise for others! The "Guardian-Teacher Joint Conference" is his domineering cloak of cleaning up bad animators and mercenary game manufacturers (a certain dead sister control) and saving the poisoned teenagers and girls (a certain cane halal)!

They are the last conscience to protect the physical and mental health of the youth of District 11! (Mr. Seamus's heart: Labor and management don't want you to protect you like this!) ）

It was they who let the spoofs of countless "Gintama", which had no intemperance and lower limit, yellow, long and violent, get out of the TV prime time slot, and demanded that the program production team publicly apologize; It was they who made the TV station, the producer, and the GALGMAE producer choose to compromise and apologize again and again; It was they who helped the governor of Tokyo, Ishihara, pass the "Amendment to the Regulations on the Healthy Development of Teenagers"!

(I heard that recently they banned all elementary school students in District 11 from wearing knee stockings!) The aim is to starve the "gentleman" as a pest! ）

Although they have long been a thorn in the side and a thorn in the flesh of amalgam, although it is they who make Mr. Seamus miss the premiere of "food" every year, and let the I company of amalgam holding not know how much money is missing, but. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info。。。

There is no class that betrays interests, but there can be individuals who betray the class~ Mr. Seamus, who is a member of the Amalgam Gentlemen's Group, thinks that when it is time to use it, he can still unite all the forces that can be united~

"Sa~ This muscle guy professor here, PTA yo ~ famous PTA yo ~ If you don't let go, I'll go to PTA to sanction you!"

However, in the face of Mr. Seamus's threat, Professor Billy did not let up in the slightest.

Feed! Professor, do you know that if you hold on like this again, tomorrow the book of the two of us will be online!

it! Chika Ogi over there! Now it's the exam! What to draw!

And Serinuma flower fertilizer! Look at your own exam papers, don't look at me! Feed!

Just as Mr. Seamus was warning some female scavengers in a special estrus period with his eyes, Professor Billy hesitated and finally spoke: "If I told you that no matter how hard you try in this exam, you will only get a zero score, what would you do?" ”

Nani?

Do you have any other off-the-board tricks in Britannia?

As soon as Professor Billy reminded him, Mr. Seamo's first thought was "destroying the corpse and destroying the traces": put himself in his shoes, if he was in charge of the Academic Affairs Office, he would not find an opportunity to burn the test papers of Class F, so that he could not even find the answer sheets, what score would he talk about? It's a one-and-done one!

Hey? Why don't you go to the Registrar's Office after school tonight and steal all the Breton exam papers?

And then have a BBQ with the dead sister accusing them?

Mr. Seamus even thought of the words for the occasion when he held a drink to celebrate: "Today, I and the gentlemen watch the scene of the barbecue fire; Second, let's take a look at the immortal achievements of Class F~"

Not bad~Not bad~ The taste of the barbecue must be very fatty~

But now it's time to prevent Brittania from using this trick on himself, but can this stump Mr. Seamus?

"Isn't it just destroying corpses or stealing beams and replacing pillars? Did I follow you to send the answer sheet to the Academic Affairs Office, and take pictures and scan them in front of everyone? If you have the ability, destroy the data uploaded to the cloud! ”

After saying that, Mr. Seamus noticed that Professor's eyes were a little strange.

Hey? Didn't you guess right?

Professor Billy's face wore an expression of "You can make this blind cat touch a dead mouse".

"It's a bit different, but I really didn't expect you to think about it so quickly!" With that, Professor Billy let go of Mr. Seamus's hand and tapped his exam paper.

Well?

Mr. Seamus looked at the place where his name and student number were written in bewilderment, although the small dotted square outside gave him a very unlucky feeling. But that block should just be for more attention, right?

"There will be a sentence on the exam papers of Class A to Class E of one year, but there is no print on the exam papers of your Class F, that is, "Please paste the barcode of the subject here". Since last year, Ashford has been marking papers on the computer, and stipulates that the answer sheets that are not "coded" as required will be invalidated, and the subject will be punished with zero points. ”

Is that so?

"I said how to have an exam paper, an answer sheet, and I thought that Bulie... The people in the Academic Affairs Office like to waste paper, it turns out that it is to trap us! Although in the middle of the process, because of the fear of Professor Billy's close threat in the classroom, Li Weizhong replaced the big concept with a small concept, and did not randomly fire the map cannon, but the annoying anger was simply overflowing.

Is this over? Can you let people take the test well?

Levi's words resonated with many people, but Mr. Seamus was not among them.

Looking at the "girl" in front of him, who still had a breezy face, Professor Billy looked at her curiously, wanting to see how she would respond.

As a result, Seamus looked at him fearlessly: "Professor, since you said so, then the barcode of our class must be taken by you, right?" ”

"Yes, then, what are you going to do?" Professor Billy said very sloppily.

"Knock you down and grab it!"

Professor Billy watched with some amusement as the girl shook her fist at him, ignoring the difference in size between the two sides and the fact that he had been a world-class wrestling ♂ champion.

He just continued to ask: "What if the Academic Affairs Office does not recognize the validity of your answer sheet after snatching it?" ”

What happens when you find that what you thought was an easy success turned out to be a failure again and again?

"It's okay, they're just a bunch of spicy chickens stealing from a high position anyway, just go to the anus again! One time does not achieve twice, two times does not achieve three times! ”

Professor Billy looked at the dirty "tomboy" in front of him with a little embarrassment, how could she be so unladylike as a girl? And: "Aren't you afraid that they will fire you?" ”

"Do the school rules say that if I am expelled, I can't beat them up and ask them to bring me back?"

In fact, Mr. Seamus thought that it should be more efficient to use explosives, but in order not to let the stupid big man in front of him be frightened by himself, he went to ventilate and report the news, so he kept the plan in his heart and did not say anything.

But, stupid big man, why are you laughing so convulsively all of a sudden?

"Hahaha" Professor Billy, who almost bent over with a smile, found himself not so happy in a long time, especially after leaving the ruined Gensokyo.

He took out a stack of stickers from his pants pocket and threw them to Mr. Seamus, then turned around and walked to Tie Sewang on the podium and hooked the other party's neck: "Teacher Tie is a little uncomfortable, I'll take him to the infirmary, and I'll be back in about fifteen minutes." Monitor! You're in charge of keeping the exam room in order, and you're done anyway, aren't you? ”

Ignoring the old thief's cries for help, Professor Billy dragged him out of the classroom with a neck twist.

This made everyone in the classroom stunned on the spot, and turned their heads to look at their backbone, Mr. Seamus.

Mr. Seamus touched the barcode, sighed, looked up and said, "What are you doing in a daze?" Copy the answer! ”

Professor Billy, who had already reached the top of the stairs, heard the cheers behind him, he laughed again, and then looked at the shivering in his arms, and he tried to soothe the other person's emotions: "You.like.that.ah?" (To be continued.) )