Chapter 1: I'm not doing this heavenly way

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Li San, male, 26 years old, is in the rising period of his career, he was depressed after being cuckolded, he was hit by a bicycle when crossing the road, his neck was stuck on the guardrail at the edge of the green belt, his head hit the edges and corners of the beautiful flower box in the green belt, and then he was hit into a pile of mosaics by the driver of the drunk fecal suction truck, and the biogas leakage on the car exploded in an open flame, turning into a sea of fire, and the cause of Li San's death is unknown.

When Li San opened his eyes again, he was in an antique room, lying on a soft bed, and the futon on his body seemed heavy but light. The room is full of furniture carved from wood, and all kinds of Bogu shelves are full of strange things, and seeing the strange world outside through the exquisite mullions, a thought flashed in Li San's mind is: I have crossed over!

At this moment, Li San's heart is extremely excited, according to the book after the crossing, none of the characters are simple, there will be an extraordinary life! Beauty is in the arms, the divine soldier is in hand; upgrade to fight monsters, pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger; From then on, I have reached the pinnacle of life! Hahaha! I am excited to think about it. It's just that I don't know what kind of world this is.,If there's no upgrade system.,If it's a simple historical crossing.,That's the end.,The last life was just a small staff.,No skills.,Even if there's that, it's also IT.,Visually inspect the surrounding style of painting and don't use it at all!

Leave everything aside, speculate on your new identity first, and prepare for the future early. Visually, it should be a rich young master, with long hair, fair skin like clotted fat, and the slut in his previous life was not so fair and smooth every day, it can't be a disease, right?

Hehe, born so well, it should be very popular, right? Maybe there are three wives and four concubines, hehe, the harem in the book is very harmonious, the sisters and sisters love each other, unlike the intrigue of the Qing court drama, tsk, what I only dared to think about in my previous life, this life is going to come true!

"Squeak—"

Just when Li Sanyi slept with the three thousand harem masters, the closed door was opened, and the familiar routine, the first person he met after crossing must be the key to opening the plot of his life!

Walking into the room was an extremely beautiful woman, Li San saw that her face and eyes were straight, and she couldn't help but salivate again, and by the way, she began to position this extremely beautiful woman. Looking at the brocade clothes and exquisite accessories she is wearing, it should not be a maid, if it is a maid, this is too much; it may be a wife, if the wife has such a appearance, and her heart is kind, what more can the husband ask for? Don't be a sister!

"Childe, are you awake?" The woman walked to the table and brought a glass of water to Li San.

Childe? Could it be that I am really a maid? Then I am really a big family, and the personal maid of the queen mother in the costume drama is not so entrenched.

Li San took the cup, this small cup is also carved dragon and phoenix, a work of art that can be called the ultimate, there seems to be a real dragon swimming in the water in the cup, and the real phoenix soaring, so magical.

Li San drank all the water in the cup, and before he could ask, he heard the woman say softly: "Is the son unwell? Yesterday, the sons and the sisters of Yanyulou fought for a long time, which really scared us; today the sisters of Fengyue Pavilion came to invite each other and invited the sons to go for a while, in order to see the demeanor of the sons again; but the sisters at home are not happy, and they are not allowed to go to that place today, they are at home, what should we do? ”

If it weren't for the water in the throat, I'm afraid it would have squirted out. That's a lot of information. Sisters, you have been fighting for a long time? The person who can have such a feat in the book is not so hungry and thirsty, but this person died of exhaustion before being pierced by my soul?

"How do you call it?" Li San asked the woman.

The woman was a little frightened, and hurriedly exclaimed: "Don't you remember me?

That is also among the harems! Hehehehe, it's better to ...... it now. Hey, hey, hey!

Li San covered his head, pretending to have a headache and said mournfully: "It turned out to be Xiaohua, it's not that I was overworked yesterday, I was a little dizzy, I can't remember it clearly." ”

"Poof!" Xiaohua hid her face and smiled, and said, "Yesterday, I don't know who boasted that Haikou said that it would not be a problem to fight for twenty-four hours. ”

Twenty-four hours? That's forty-eight hours! An iron pestle can be sharpened into a needle! A fairy can also be squeezed dry! It's strange if you don't die if you don't finish up!

Seeing that the expression on Li San's face suddenly stiffened, Xiaohua said softly: "Childe is amorous, gentle and compassionate, and successfully captured the hearts of the sisters, the sisters only belong to the son, and the son doesn't want to lose the sisters." ”

"Yes! Yes!" Li San nodded hurriedly in response.

"So many sisters only belong to the son, can the son be happy?"

"Happy!

"Rejoice?"

"Rejoice!

"It's still early," Xiaohua leaned over and blew in her ear, "It's better for us to ......"

The delicate voice in his ears made Li Sanchun's heart move, and he reached out to hug Xiaohua, but he was pressed on the bed with one hand. Xiaohua straightened her waist, her slender jade fingers volleyed a little into the air, and suddenly the golden light wrapped around the void and condensed, turning into a golden iron chain that wrapped Li San three times inside and out, revealing only his head.

Li San was a little confused, a fool could see that the situation was a little wrong, but fortunately it was not a simple historical crossing, everything was difficult at the beginning, it would always get better, and he had to be optimistic when he lived. He asked cautiously, "Xiaohua, what are you doing here?"

Xiaohua said: "Since you are happy and happy, then the next thing is business." ”

"What do you mean?"

"It's all a lie to you just now, you're an old bachelor, there aren't so many sisters, it's just me and you here. ”

"What?" Li Sanxin said badly, possibly exposed, "Why did you lie to me?"

Xiaohua looked innocent and said, "It was you who asked to experience the pleasure of being drunk all day long after death, so that I must cooperate with you well." Oh! That's right!" Xiaohua patted her head and quickly took out a notepad, a notebook for elementary school students whose painting style was extremely mismatched, and saw the notebook Li San's heart was galloping.

"Actually, you're not called ......" Xiaohua opened the notepad, rummaged through, and finally found what she was looking for, "You are not called Li San, and you haven't crossed over." ”

Hearing this, Li San's head roared, and the three views were brushed. It's not called Li San?

Li San, who is not called Li San, feels that he has lost his ideals and goals.

He asked, "Who am I?"

Xiaohua put away the notepad, pinched the slender waist that was not grasped with both hands, and said proudly with a high chest: "Your surname is the Heavenly Dao Emperor! The Heavenly Dao Emperor is the sect of all laws and the source of the Great Dao;

Suddenly, the four eyes were facing each other, staring at each other with big eyes, and Li San, who was temporarily named "Firmament Heavenly Dao Emperor", had three big characters written on his face - I don't believe it!

He said, "If I am the Heavenly Dao, why don't I remember? If I am the Heavenly Dao, how can I be tied up by you? Who are you, and what do you want to do?"

"This is your own setting and arrangement, as the supreme but lonely and lonely Heavenly Dao, you will go to the lower realm to experience all kinds of life, every time you experience the end is still unfinished, you say that the end is also the beginning, from then on, every time you experience the return of the experience to experience the thrill of crossing again, and from time to time to give the nether just dead a chance to cross and be reborn. The chain around your body is the condensation of your own will, the will of the Heavenly Dao, and you will only know how to lift it when you remember it all, and once you have been wronged in the Nether Realm, you have just recovered a little strength and wiped out the world with a snap of your fingers, and afterwards created this Heavenly Dao Chain, and warned me to lock you up whenever you experience the crossing, so that you will not harm the people again. As for me, my name is Qiong Huaxiao, I am your disciple, and you call me Xiaohua. ”

Li San still didn't believe it a little, but he also believed that it was seven or eight points, this body was indeed not his original body, plus the other party could shout the name "Li San", he really couldn't think of any other explanation. He added, "If I am really the way of heaven, how can there be such a ...... in the lower realm A simple name, as the omniscient and omnipotent of the Heavenly Dao, he should be able to set a name in advance, right?" He was troubled by the name "Li San" in his last life, and others called him "Xiao San'er" since he was a child, he hated his name very much, hated his pronunciation, and he also secretly changed his name, but after being known by his family, he changed it back again, and the name was a hurdle that he had taken all his life.

Qiong Huaxiao replied: "It is indeed possible, and you give full play to it every time, you said, the languages and characters of the world are different, but the word 'three' in most of the world's languages and words is relatively simple and easy to write and inexhaustible, and it is the first choice for names." Every time you go to the lower realm to experience life, your name is the surname plus three, the avenue of three thousand to the extreme simplicity is three, you are the source of the avenue with the name of three, your name can't be changed. I advise you not to dwell on these, think about the life you longed for in your previous life, I can choose the next experience world for you, otherwise you will have a headache after you recover the posture of the Heavenly Dao. ”

"Eat, drink, and be merry, no work, no work. ”

"You just get tired of eating, drinking, and having fun all day long to experience all kinds of life. ”

"That upgrade to fight monsters, accompanied by beautiful women, and gradually go to the top of the world. ”

"You said, upgrading and fighting monsters is the most boring, you are the way of heaven, where you go, where the sky goes, that's no longer a plug-in, it's research and development, a casual word is the truth of the avenue, you can crush the void in just one step, and it's extremely boring. If you hide the posture of the Heavenly Dao, in your words, you will not survive more than three episodes in a TV series, no more than three chapters in a novel, and no more than three minutes in a movie. ”

"That'...... Let's give me a headache later. ”

"You have experienced all kinds of life, come back and summarize the experience of a lifetime, you said that the power of the world is not as good as guarding the one acre and three points of land to be at ease, you opened up this small courtyard in the void, but it is not as happy as ordinary people, because the life of mortals is only a hundred years, and the life of food and clothing is also satisfied, after all, there is an end; ”

Hearing this, the Heavenly Dao Emperor shrank his head, the chains wrapped around his body turned into golden light, Jinhua turned into a cocoon, the Firmament Heavenly Dao Emperor broke out of the cocoon, faded out of the mortal state, and the temperament was refreshed from the inside out, and there was an extra touch of extraordinary heroism between the eyebrows, this is the Heavenly Dao, this is the Heavenly Dao, and it is also ...... Li San.

"Master. Qiong Huaxiao called lightly, but the Firmament Heavenly Dao Emperor ignored it, and directly pushed the door out, "Master, where are you going?"

"Hahaha!" The Heavenly Dao Emperor who rushed out of the door laughed three times, and suddenly all the heavens and all walks of life thundered, his laughter was a little bleak, and he said softly: "Even if the weather is the stars and the sun and the moon, and the world is tolerant, I can't bear to promise to stay with me for the rest of my life to commit adultery with others!"

"Master, you experience life only to play the world, and you never move the truth, why is it so radical this time?"

"Twenty or six years of Huada has a good life, and my career has been rising, what is waiting for me is a promotion and a salary increase, but I was buried in vain because of that pair of sluts, and the way to die is really aggrieved!

"You were kidnapped and tortured by your election opponents on the way to the election, and you were torn apart, and when you came back, you just smiled and felt that people's hearts were vicious. ”

The Heavenly Dao Emperor didn't speak, slowly lowered his hand, and didn't speak.

Since the master didn't want to say the reason, Xiaohua didn't ask. You've wiped out another world?"

The Heavenly Dao Emperor shook his head slightly, and muttered, "That world has a prophecy of 'world destruction', and I don't like the feeling of being predicted to act. I give those two sluts eternal life and immortality, forever forbidden to the Black River Purgatory Realm, 'crossing' and 'eternal life' are only the treatment that the protagonist has, so enjoy it in the endless and long years. ”

"It's good if you're happy. ”

"Little flower. The Heavenly Dao Emperor called a small flower, but his eyes looked at the endless void in the distance and lost his mind for a while.

Xiaohua replied, "Hmm, what's the matter?"

"Can you be lonely and lonely in this endless eternity?"

"With the company of the master, Xiaohua is not lonely at all, not lonely, but the master often experiences life in the lower realm, and Xiaohua is the only one left here, and there is no one to speak, it is very boring and boring. Xiaohua replied categorically without the slightest hesitation, obviously she had already thought about this question, whether she was lonely and lonely in the endless eternity was extremely clear in their hearts.

This answer was already in the mind of the Heavenly Dao Emperor, if it weren't for being lonely and lonely, he wouldn't go to the Nether to experience life. He sighed helplessly, stretched out his palm to the sky to pick up the stars and the moon, and when the sky was like marbles and mud pills, he played with it in the palm of his hand. His eyes were clear and shining, putting aside the galaxy, the sun and the moon, and his fingertips tapped his forehead, this seemingly insignificant point was the key to the real opening of the plot.

"The vast world, the cycle of life and death, and let it evolve by itself, let it fend for itself! This time, I hid the posture of the Heavenly Dao and banned a body of cultivation, but I kept all my memories, no longer the sky, no longer the name three. There is no sky in the sky, but there is a way, and there is a way in the famous sky, and you can go into the world in person!"

"I don't have the right way to do this!"

"Strike!"

With a wave of the Heavenly Dao Imperial Sleeve, he put his hands behind his back, and raised his feet to leave.

"Master, you are capricious again. Qiong Huaxiao was used to the way he said to go, and she didn't know how many times she had done this in the past endless years, and she couldn't do anything but watch him leave.

Before the feet raised by the Heavenly Dao Emperor fell, he looked back at the Firmament Huaxiao and smiled kindly, and said gently: "When Daqian is on the right track, Xiaohua will come to me, right?"

Qiong Huaxiao, who was originally a little distracted, was overjoyed when she heard this, except for the return of her master, she hadn't been so happy for a long time, and hurriedly nodded in response: "Hmm!"

"Hahaha! Very good! The road is long, with you as a companion, and I am not lonely and lonely as a teacher. Whether it's bitter or sweet is better than plain and tasteless, I'm waiting for you. The Dome Emperor fell and shattered the void, and only the remnant of a warm smile gradually disappeared.

Qiong Huaxiao looked into the distance excitedly, raised her hand and stretched out her little finger to hook the sky, at this moment her eyes were also hazy, and said: "Soon, Xiaohua will go to you!" Finally, I can follow the footsteps of my master again.

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