Chapter 125: Qiu Yun's level
"This ...... I think ......" The female man was thinking about the wording, suddenly realized something, patted the table and said, "Alas, I said, no matter what, Qiu Yun and I are also best friends, right?" Eat the shortest of others, at least today I should say good things for her, right? ”
When the female man said this, everyone laughed, and the female man laughed too. In fact, although these women have "a little meaning" for the sissies, this "meaning" is only superficial, and they can't even talk about competition. It can only be said that it is out of an appreciation for the opposite sex, and then rises to the level of "this guy is a good marriage partner", and it has not yet reached the point of "he will not marry". The popular saying is that everyone is still out of the stage of "greed", "chasing is excellent, and can't catch up......
Therefore, the female men are not wary of them, but are willing to listen to them make up all kinds of jokes about sissies. And the special status of a female man, it seems that everyone can talk freely about other men in front of her, and the relationship with each other is very harmonious.
The end of work at noon is 11 o'clock, and the lunch time arranged by the company is 12 o'clock. There's a lot of knowledge here. Ninety percent of employees eat lunch in the company canteen every day, so after "getting off work" at eleven o'clock, there is still an hour before the start of dinner, and everyone will eat at their posts...... Obviously, this period of time is not considered "overtime", and there is no such thing as overtime pay.
Although there are also employees who often go out to the next restaurant to improve the food, after all, they are a minority, and they are reluctant to go to this money every day, so there are always so many people who "volunteer" to work overtime every day.
When eleven o'clock arrived, Qiu Yun appeared at the female man's desk on time and reminded the female man that she should leave. The female man didn't say anything after seeing Qiu Yun, saved the form in the computer, then unplugged the USB flash drive and put it away, and set off with Qiu Yun with her bag.
Qiu Yun was quite strange to see the female man so refreshing, and asked with a sideways face as she walked: "It's really weird, no matter where you used to go, you had to touch up your makeup or something, and no matter how bad it was, you had to wash your face first, why are you so happy now?" ”
The female man's heart was sudden, and then she said in a normal tone: "It's not strange, you set up a membership, follow me to exercise for a month, and you basically say goodbye to foundation." ”
"Is there really such a god?" Qiu Yun was a little unconvinced.
"Look at my face, do you have a pimple? Is it spotted? The female man immediately leaned her cheek proudly, "This skin is thin enough, isn't it?" It's not dry and wrinkled, right? The endocrine is normal, the water is sufficient, and no cosmetics are used! This kind of 'hydration' is a spontaneous adjustment by the body, from the inside out, which is much more reliable than those chemicals that come down the production line! ”
Qiu Yun looked at it carefully and said sincerely: "It's really much better than before......
The female man proudly raised one hand, and with the other hand, pinched the flesh of her upper arm and said, "Look, the elasticity is good, right?" And there's no fat, the fat here is the hardest to get rid of, you have it on you, right? Not only is the elasticity not good, but it is also exposed when you raise your hand...... Look at me, I want to wear sleeveless clothes and get it in minutes, and the elasticity of the meat is good, so it looks comfortable when walking! Look at my calf line......"
Qiu Yun said enviously beside her: "No, no, no, I really want to exercise hard!" We are all 'Ben San' people, how can you live smaller and smaller! Look in the mirror over there...... Looks like I'm older than you......"
The two of them had already taken the elevator to the hall on the first floor, and the warehouse management office where the sissy was located was also on the first floor, and the female man and Qiu Yun were standing in the hall waiting. After all, the weather is still relatively hot, and the hall is obviously much cooler. After waiting for a few minutes, the sissy hurriedly walked out with her head down, and when she saw the female man and Qiu Yun, the sissy squeezed out a smile and said, "I'm sorry to ......."
Qiu Yun immediately said, "It's okay, we just arrived." ”
But the sissy corrected in confusion: "I mean...... I'm embarrassed to eat this meal for nothing...... Didn't say anything about being late. I came out when I heard you two talk......"
The female man next to her almost laughed when she heard it, but she could only endure it desperately.
Qiu Yun didn't have any mood fluctuations, but said with a smile: "Okay, wait a while, can you just invite me to a meal another day?" ”
As soon as the words came out, the female man's expression immediately froze; And the sissy looked at Qiu Yun at a loss.
"What? Don't want to? Qiu Yun still asked with a smile.
Nima is amazing, right? The female man screamed in her heart! She is now a woman, and as an outsider, she calmly watched how Qiu Yun took the initiative to tease the sissy. But Qiu Yun just let the sissy fall into the pit in just three sentences, it's too powerful!
Qiu Yun's three sentences are actually the classic "trilogy" of men who put their sisters.
Generally speaking, after a man has worked hard, he finally asks his sister to dinner, and it is normal for a girl to be late for a while, or it is normal for a man to arrive a little earlier under this opportunity; When the girl arrives, she must say sorry that she is late. As long as a man's brain is not short-circuited, even if you stand for three hours in a snowy day of minus 18 degrees, God freezes you from Jet Li to Li Lianying, you have to say with tears in your eyes: "It's okay, I just arrived in ......"
Then it's time to eat. If it is the first time to meet, when a man sees his favorite girl, he unreliably orders a few more dishes, and the normal girl will also politely say: "It's broken." I'm really sorry to ......" At this time, the man played a scoundrel appropriately: "Then next time you invite me!" The point is not in "invite me" but in "next time", everyone understands the reason, if you meet someone who is not interested, you will come directly to AA, then it will not be goodbye next time, but goodbye in the next life.
If the girl shows hesitation when she hears "please me next time", then add fuel to the fire and immediately make up for it: "What? Don't want to? "From a psychological point of view, in the face of a person whose senses are not hateful, as long as it is not a matter of principle, it is difficult for many people to immediately refuse. For example, when asked this question, very few people will answer, "I don't want to!" Most of them first deny it: "No! No, of course not! And then there are all sorts of reasons.
promised "next time", which means that there is a play, and after the number of "next time" is more, it will come naturally. Therefore, when I was picking up girls, I always thought about what I could take advantage of when I asked my sister to come out this time, so I could only find friends and make a date; What the master picks up is thinking about how I will ask her out again next time. One is the traditional extensive economy, the other is sustainable development, and the level of pickling girls is an era apart.
Of course, these three tricks, when you meet a cute girl who is not very experienced, the success rate is very high, but if you meet an experienced girl, you can fool you by directly using the "off-topic method". Therefore, if you are a very simple person who does not know how to burn your brain and play scheming, whether you are a man or a woman, you might as well try to use the "single-knife and straight" way once in a while, ask a few key questions, if you talk about the West and the West, vaguely deal with your problems, then you have to be careful, simple you, it is likely that you can't play him (her).
Qiu Yun just took out the usual tricks that countless men used on her and used them again, but the same tricks made women use them against men, which was more lethal; Men have little room to fight back. First of all, a girl who takes the initiative to ask you to dinner and wants to refuse, which is a difficult decision in itself; When it was time to give the money, the girl rushed to pay, and then asked you to invite her next time, are you embarrassed to say "NO"? You're still hesitating, and the girl comes with a "Don't want to?" "Sell a cute, if you still hesitate, that's still a man? Unless this girl is so ugly that you can't even eat, she will normally agree, right?
Then again, if there is really a girl who is so ugly that people can't even eat, it's also in demand...... After all, such a weight loss artifact is still very environmentally friendly......
In short, this is the rhythm that the sissy can't refuse, whether it is the sissy or the female man, they have imagined various meeting scenes in their respective offices, but they didn't expect that it would be this situation. The female man looked helplessly at the sissy and agreed, and she could only jump in her heart: experienced is ruthless, and the two of them together can't play Qiu Yun alone!
The restaurant where you eat is not far from the company. The industrial park where "Rongze" is located is planned as a whole, and there are dozens of large and small enterprises around it, and the core area is a square, and the square is surrounded by shops, supermarkets and restaurants. With the increasing expansion of the city, this park has changed from a township area where birds don't poop more than ten years ago to an urban-rural junction, and according to the planning of the municipal party committee, it will soon be a "new/district" and part of the urban area.
The signboard of this restaurant belongs to the local "three customs" for sissies and female men, river fresh river fresh seafood. No way, who let this be a city with a riverside and a canal running through the city! It's a restaurant with this sign. However, the authentic local "three fresh" dishes can only be eaten in small restaurants and small food stalls, and if you want to eat authentic ones, I'm sorry, you really have to eat them on the fishing boat dock; Let's take the food in the hotel as a joke.
It's not that the dishes in the hotel are not delicious, on the contrary, the dishes in the hotel are exquisitely selected, and the chefs are all high-level and highly qualified, but the problem is here, under such good conditions, what is eaten is "hotel flavor", the eight major cuisines of the Celestial Empire? Wrong, it should be the "Nine Majors", and the new cuisine is called "Hotel Cuisine", or "X Oriental Cuisine". Because the chefs of the big hotels are often learned from the chef school, the means of cooking are basically the same, the south and the north, the five-star hotel, the taste is basically the same, because the chefs are basically seniors, although the taste has changed slightly, but the cooking methods are all "out of the same door", can not escape the mouth of the gourmets.
There are only some time-honored traditional old shops, and their craftsmanship is inherited by masters and apprentices, and even passed on to children but not to women. The biggest feature of this kind of store is that there is no semicolon! For example, Feng X Garden, X Jing Hotel in the imperial capital, or the well-known Quanx Germany at home and abroad, people are not capable enough to turn their brands into foreign fast food, bean lao, roast chicken, and the scale of four or five stores in a county, but the respect and reserve of the inheritance of craftsmanship.