Chapter 0137 Direct Elimination......

The audience in the audience is also drunk, how good should this person be? How old is this? actually let the host praise for five minutes in a row, it's really a good word!

But the real suffering is only known to the host herself, she can't help it! Who would have thought that this last player would be so inked on the field!

In the end, she ran out of words herself, so she had to find an excuse for everyone to take a break and listen to music and relax. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Originally, Lao Yu in the audience listened to the host praise Lin Feng so much, and thought that the host had something to do with him, and this was canvassing for him invisibly, but later he felt more and more that something was wrong! The brows were twisted together, "Go backstage and see what's going on with this guy!" ”

When this invitation is made, Xiao Xu will naturally not let it go, maybe he will not be transferred to the security room! hurriedly took the order and ran to the backstage.

Ran back two minutes later: "Mr. Yu, Lin Feng, he fell asleep in the back." ”

Yu Weihua was speechless for an instant, pointed at Xiao Xu and shouted: "You! You're so angry with me, you don't wake him up when you fall asleep! What are you doing here on your own! ”

"Uh, okay." He ran back again, and when he ran back, Lin Fengren was gone......

Xiao Xu ran back again: "Mr. Yu, Lin Feng is gone!" ”

"......" Lao Yu was almost angry to death! The big eyes widened, and he pointed to the table, "You're blind!" Can't you see such a big living person? ”

Lin Feng looked at Lao Yu who was frowning in the audience, and he was so empty in his heart! The heart said that this time it will be inevitable to have a sea squirt!

"I've kept you waiting!" Lin Feng could only apologize.

"Please start your speech!" The host walked off the stage on one side, and when other players came on the field, she would help cheer up, but for Lin Feng, she really couldn't find any words to cheer him on, and she used all the words in just five minutes!

"Come on, you go slowly." At this time, Lin Feng was polite, but he couldn't think about it, the judges below were more famous than himself. Well, I don't know any of them.

"Hello to the five judges, hello to the audience, hello to the audience in front of the TV. So below, uh...... "Lin Feng didn't expect that he would be speechless...... Usually the mouth is barabala, and he will say a lot, mainly because he really forgot to prepare! "Please applaud!"

“……”

The five judges glanced at each other, and the slap could only be applauded...... Everyone wants to applaud directly, and if you don't drum, it doesn't mean that you're too stingy!

The audience is no better! What's this? Didn't you applaud once when you first came on the field? It's the first time I've seen such a direct applause!

"Smack...... Smack. Scarce applause rang out.

Lin Feng is also quite embarrassed, so fooling people? I really don't believe it! Just because I'm so handsome, can I still mobilize the stage atmosphere?

"Thank you! The people who just applauded are all good people! I've watched it all, I have made all my wishes come true once by drumming, everything goes well with me by drumming twice, and I have been promoted every year with three drums, and I have been promoted and made a fortune! But the next applause, pay attention, it won't take long for the next applause to be promoted and raised, become the general manager, become the CEO, welcome Bai Fumei, and walk to the peak of life! Good! Now it's time for you to applaud! ”

“……”

“……”

Not a single one applauded!

Big eyes and small eyes!

"Is this a joke?"

"This is a good host rookie Grand Prix, why did he get deformed here?"

"Or did the host praise him for five minutes just now and praised him stupidly?"

"Hehe, haha!" Lin Feng was also laughed at angrily, this Nima has worked well in his world, and there is no applause here! And that look, "That little girl, why are you looking at me so directly, I don't know I'm going to be shy!" Oh, hey, hey, hey—"

With that, he writhed on his own......

"This player, you can go down and adjust your mentality and come back next year." The chief judge, Li Ruilan, really couldn't stand it.

Hearing this, Lin Feng was stunned on the spot, pointed to the audience and scolded: "I'm making you laugh, okay, how can you look at your face as if you have eaten rice?" Do you know how to appreciate art? Master will play a talk show for you, do you understand the talk show! ”

Well, the above passage is only imaginary, and I repeat it-

Hearing this, Lin Feng was stunned, this can't go down! I've come with big ideals and ambitions! To put it bluntly, it's to earn fame......

"Hey, thank you for the cold field, that was my stand-in just now, and now he has been slapped to death in the second space by me."

"Haha......"

"Poof!"

"This guy is so funny!"

Even the judges couldn't hold back.

"This guy's adaptability on stage is not bad, if Sister Li hadn't given him another chance, we really haven't seen this form of hosting. Isn't art all about diversity? ”

Hearing what Yao Yuanzheng said, Li Ruilan had no choice but to give up and put away her hand: "Please ask this contestant to start your speech." ”

"First of all, I would like to introduce myself, I am the last contestant of the day, my name is Lin Feng, Lin Feng, Lin Feng. Well, important names are said three times. So why am I the last contestant today? Quite simply, because I fell asleep in the prep room. ”

"Poof—"

"Is this guy sick?"

"Say the important name three times? Why say it three times? ”

Lao Yu squeezed his eyes with Lin Feng in the audience, and said in his heart that you have been on stage for five minutes at night, so you have to be nervous! If you are so poor, you will definitely be ousted!

But Lin Feng thought he was boasting about his level! He also handed him a very innocent smile.

In Lao Yu's heart, 10,000 grass horses galloped by......

Lin Feng continued: "But why did I fall asleep? Well, it's a question worth thinking about, and it's not a personal problem for me, it's a national problem! ”

"So what I'm going to talk about is about sleeping. When it comes to sleeping, I'd like to ask this judge, what's the first word that comes to mind? ”

The judge was caught off guard by the question, thought for a moment and said, "Sleepy." ”

Lin Feng trotted forward and shook hands: "Congratulations on your correct answer, there is no prize!" ”

"......" that the judges are blind! This is really a joke, who expects to ask for his prize?

Looking at the laughing audience in the audience, Lin Feng felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart! I thought, this is it! Are we going to get promoted and raised, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of life!

But the judges' words were directly blinded: "The security guard dragged him down and eliminated him directly!" How can there be a trace of the host's appearance? What the hell this is! ”

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Aug 7, 2016 18:50:31

(To be continued.) )