36. Qi Kite's unique exercises
Temporary paralysis? When the little girl Qi Kite, who was covering her stomach and preparing to fall down and roll on the ground, heard this, she immediately changed her hand to another position, and cried miserably: "Woo woo...... Xingjun, I'm not in pain, I'm hungry! ”
Look at her, how witty! Temporary paralysis doesn't feel pain, so can't it make her feel hungry? Hungry and miserable and in pain, can't you?
No one can talk nonsense more than Qi Kite, who ate two bowls of porridge, three drawers of buns and four plates of dumplings at dinner in the morning? In the end, the person who stuffed five pieces of snacks in his arms was not Qi Kite, who was it?
Xingjun felt that even if she had a stomachache, she was not hungry, at most she could hold on! "Hungry? Did the stuff you ate earlier go to the dog's belly? Nanzhu swept the rows of dense words on the bamboo slips, with a blank face.
"Food...... Xingjun, such a little bit of stuff is not enough for me to last an hour, and I still have to practice, which also consumes physical strength! "Qi Kite opened her eyes and said nonsense without a pause, and it was called a smooth one in one go!
Practice? Nan Zhu pestle her head and thought about it seriously, it seems that she came to steal the fragrant jade dew after eating this morning, right? Then she was caught by herself, she also ran out of the house coquettishly, and finally followed others to Lingxiao Palace, where is this practice?
"Did you practice? What exercises do you practice? Come on, come on, say it and let Xingjun listen to it, and I will guide you! Nanzhu put down the bamboo slip in his hand and beckoned to the crying miserable and miserable little girl Qi Kite.
What kind of exercises do you practice...... Qi Kite tilted her head and carefully eliminated all the exercises she knew, and in the end there was nothing left, she can't be blamed for this, it's purely that those exercises are too difficult! "I ...... I practiced, shadowless feet and rainstorm pear blossom ......"
But when I said that I was practicing, I had to come up with a few names, the little girl Qi Kite pinched the bamboo slip and said the two names, she didn't know the immortal exercises in the sky, but the exercises of mortal mortals, she still knew it properly~
Yo, could it be that she secretly practiced behind her back? Si Ming Xingjun dared to swear to the sky that if this dead rabbit really practiced, then Xingjun's head would be cut off and given her a ball to kick!
Nanzhu finished another roll, sat on the chair and stretched his head greatly, a pair of peach blossom eyes in the head and eyes, swept the eyes of the Qi kite who was standing with trembling legs, picked up a roll of bamboo slips again and spread it out, and did not forget to warn lightly: "Don't dirty the ground, you can be careful." ”
The Qi kite, who was trembling and trembling on tiptoe with a bamboo slip and trying to keep her balance, was about to cry, this time it was real, it was really going to cry!
"Xingjun, believe me, I really practiced, that's why I was hungry and my stomach hurt! You have to sit down, rest, eat, drink, and ...... "So, Xingjun, you can let her go!"
Nanzhu slowly and leisurely lifted the pen and dipped it in ink, and wrote something on the bamboo slip in a hurry, not to mention taking care of the teary-eyed rabbit essence.
"Xingjun ......" The rabbit carefully suffocated, and stretched out his arms sadly to make a teary-eyed appearance towards the Si Ming Xingjun who bowed his head and ignored people.
As if he hadn't heard it, Si Ming Xingjun continued to do what he was doing, and the rabbit was even more aggrieved in his heart, and shouted: "Xingjun! ......"You can just give an answer, if you really can't squeak!"
Helplessly, he still didn't care about people. The rabbit was anxious, and cried more and more miserably: "Xingjun...... Xingjun, I really can't hold it anymore, I have practice, I didn't lie! ”
No, hey, if you stand down again, you'll really fall to the bottom! When the time comes, I don't want to say that I will be in pain, and I will have to be responsible for the cleaning of the entire Si Ming Mansion, she doesn't want it!
"Really? Tell me, how do you do it? Nanzhu didn't say let her come in and sit down, or quit, just let her stand there with her legs shaking.
How do you ...... How else can she practice, isn't Xingjun deliberately not making her feel better! "I ......" the rabbit spirit she is very anxious, very anxious, so anxious that she wants to bite with her teeth grinning!
I know that she bragged again, except when she was sleeping, this rabbit never left herself at all, practicing? What are you kidding: "What are you doing?" If you say it, you can say it, and this Xingjun can also show you how well you practice. ”
"I ......" Qi Kite is about to kneel down for Si Ming Xingjun, is it necessary? Isn't it just that you are angry with him, is it necessary to be so ruthless? The boat of friendship will overturn, and Xingjun's painting boat will sink when it is said to sink!
No matter how sad and sad the little girl Qi is, in short, Si Ming Xingjun is determined to clean her up, and if she doesn't listen to good words, then stand still! "Say! Practicing is a good thing, say it and listen to it! ”
This is to force yourself to give an answer! Qi Yuan bit her lower lip, her eyes were full of rolling tears: "I, I practiced Shadowless Feet this morning, I practiced very well, didn't Xingjun fail to catch up with me......"
Nanzhu squirted out all the tea in one gulp and sprinkled it all over the table. He knew that this fat rabbit didn't have any good ideas, and originally thought that her practice was just talking, but who thought that she really practiced, but it wasn't just exercises.
"Closing the shadowless feet is running away?" Si Ming Xingjun sank his voice, and his eyes were swishing with cold arrows to poke at the little girl whose legs were trembling.
"Hiss~" Qi Kite trembled all over, Xingjun's eyes were so terrible that she seemed to be going to eat her! She still had a bitter face, nodded her head up and down, and had no shadowy feet, but didn't she run fast when she ran away? This is not a shadowless foot, what else can it be!
Nanzhu covered his face, was quiet for a while, held back, couldn't hit people, the fat rabbit had only been injured today, and he couldn't hit ...... 'click', a good wolf pen was cut in two in the hand of Si Ming Xingjun.
Xingjun, she said everything you want to listen to, why don't you open your mouth and let her rest, I really can't hold on! The little girl tried to lean forward on tiptoe, so that she would not fall back and face the bottom of her skirt.
"What kind of rainstorm pear blossom?" Nanzhu took the tea cup farther away, but he couldn't drink tea anymore, he was afraid that he would choke to death.
"Rainstorm Pear Blossom, I'm practicing now! Woo woo woo...... "The little girl really didn't have the perseverance, so she simply fell to the ground, face down again, crying a miserable!"
This is not a rabbit that was raised by yourself! It has nothing to do with him! Nanzhu made a move and a blank piece of paper rushed straight to the ground Qi Kite: "You! You're so good! ”