Chapter 17: Bones and Bones
"Originally, you were the master, and you should have go. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
But the little spirit of the Anlan family is more important than anything else to find a daughter-in-law, if you don't go, I'll throw that pair of bones down to accompany her? ”
An Lan waved his hand impatiently and said, "Okay, okay, don't stop me."
You love to lose bones and bones, and you love to lose flesh and lose flesh, so you also carved the bones and brought them to her on your behalf.
That bone seems to be very diligent in cultivation, if you are afraid of scaring people, you should give him good meat and then put it down. ”
"No, no, no, bones are fun.
He said that he wanted to build the avenue by himself and be reborn of flesh and blood, I think he is very good, and it is not in vain to pull him back. ”
"Okay, okay, old man, don't be long-winded and stand in my way, I'm going to find Qianruo. You just wait for me to come back with my daughter-in-law and get married. ”
An Lan rushed into the void with a snort, and ran away in an instant.
An Lan Old Ancestor rubbed his hands and laughed for a while, then he turned around and wrote a decree and threw it into the nether realm casually.
Casually copied Su Qianruo's decree full of eight characters of birth, and the ancestor turned around seven times and came to a gloomy valley.
Surrounded by mountains on three sides, a clear stream winds around the valley floor, green creepers climb all over the stone walls, and two stone houses are hidden under vines.
The ancestor released his divine sense, probed into the house, and found that there was no one, so he searched along the small valley again, but there was still no one.
He simply sat down on the white stone by the stream and shouted into the air: "Bones, bones, come out!" Let you go out and do something, and by the way, let you go! ”
With a bang, a white skeleton emerged from the stream, the skeleton was as white as jade, crystal clear, he used his hand bones in the water to symbolically make a gesture of holding water, and then wiped it on the face bones, as if washing his face.
After washing his face, he lowered his head again, put his mouth close to the surface of the water and took a sip of water, and watched in amazement as the water leaked between his bones.
Old Ancestor laughed, his hand kept tapping on the surface of the stone, and the stone found a crackling sound.
Bones turned, and walked slowly towards the stream, and when he reached the stone, he drew another blackiron heavy sword, and several live fish were strung out of the water on the tip of the sword.
Old Ancestor smiled even more.
"Bones, you said you, there is only one skeleton left, what kind of face do you wash, what kind of water do you drink?
The funniest thing is that you still like to catch fish and grill it, aren't you wasting ingredients? ”
The bones didn't look at the ancestor, they dragged the fish by themselves, picked up firewood and made a fire, then sharpened a few forks and forked the fish, pinched them with two hand bones and put them on the fire to roast over and over again.
Anlan Ancestor waited for a long time, but he didn't see him turn around to take care of him, he couldn't help but be a little anxious, and moved his butt to the bone, and the bone still stared at the fish in his hand with an eyeball hole without eyeballs, and he didn't even deviate his head.
"Hey, bones, can you give me a reaction?
Originally, I shouldn't have asked you to do this, but my grandson recently fell in love with a woman and was about to chase his daughter-in-law, and he really didn't have time.
You should do me a small favor and go to a world to help me protect Little Thirteen's apprentices, can it be done? ”
The bones flipped the fish over.
"Hey, bones, don't say I don't take care of you.
Little Thirteen's newly accepted apprentice is a big beauty...
The so-called building near the water gets the moon first, I didn't give anyone this good thing, so I thought of you. ”
The bones flipped the fish over again.
"In this way, you can pick whatever you like in Dingzhen Mountain, and take whatever you like, you can run this trip for me, okay?"
The bones flipped the fish back up.
The ancestor was annoyed, snatched the fish in his hand and threw it to the ground, and said hatefully: "Tell you to eat fish, tell you to eat fish, you can't even smell the taste, you don't have a mouth, you still have to waste time grilling fish and don't want to take care of me!" ”
The bones turned and came to the stream, and after a while they came back with two fish skewers with their heavy swords, and cut them in half with their swords, and divided them into four pieces, each of which was forked by four tree forks, and put them on the fire again and roasted them.
An Lan Ancestor was so angry that he was about to go crazy, gritted his teeth and said, "You bake it again!"
I will suck all the water out of your stream, so that not a single fish will survive, so that you will never have any fish to catch or water to wash your face again. ”
The movement of the bones turning over the fish paused, and then he turned around and looked at the ancestor with his eyes fixedly.
Old Ancestor was pitiful and looked at him expectantly.
He tucked his jaw inward and seemed to sigh.
He took a fork and drew a line on the stone floor.
"I'm going to cultivate, I'm sorry, I don't have time to help you."
As soon as the ancestor finished reading these lines, his face turned green, and the whole person leaned back, and fell on the stone with a bang, and the stone was smashed out of a human-shaped pit by his body.
He climbed out of the pit, then changed places and began... Rolling.
First rolled left and right, then rolled in the direction of the bones, and faked crying while rolling.
"You have no conscience, you shouldn't have brought you back in the first place.
I don't want you to do a little favor, my grandson is looking for a daughter-in-law, and he doesn't have time to teach his brother.
If you don't find him a daughter-in-law, the incense of my Anlan family will be broken, you have no conscience, you want to watch my family cut off children and grandchildren, ah, ah, no, you are a bone frame, and you have no heart.
Seriously, you and my grandson's apprentice are really fateful.
She was taken out of her heart, so she had no choice but to choose this third method to cultivate.
You don't have a heart, she doesn't have a heart, you are so in love, shouldn't you be sympathetic to each other, flies and dogs, smell like each other, and mingle? ”
The bones suddenly covered their faces with the bones of their hands, their faces were completely turned to one side, the sword wind flew, and there was an extra line of words on the ground.
"Flies camp dogs, smelling like each other is a curse. If you don't know, don't pretend to be a Sven, don't roll, get out, don't go! ”
Anlan Old Ancestor stood up dejectedly, angrily threw the decree with Su Qianruo's birthday written on it into the fire with the roasted fish, turned around and left in a huff.
Bones turned the fish over again, the fire was a little off, and he picked up the fork on the ground and poked at the pyre.
The decree that was thrown at the top of the pyre rolled down, half-spread, and the red flames licked it, and the handwriting on it slowly turned to ashes.
"The Su family has a woman, shallow, the words are shallow, the nickname is Nannan, and she is twenty years old.
Born in the year of Jiazi, he was willing to practice the Dharma and prove immortality, pray for the master to respect the physical examination, and allow him to enter the Dharma.
From then on, he abided by the rules of immortality, put aside his mind and calmed down, and did not reach the vow of immortality.
Ask Master to give the third method to enlighten the Dao Ear! Su Qianruo respectfully submits. ”
The bones grilled a piece of fish, put it in front of the nose bone and pretended to sniff, and tilted his head back slightly, as if he was infinitely intoxicated. (To be continued.) )