Chapter 131: Talking about selling stupidity
The corners of Bai Xiruo's mouth twitched, and he raised his hand and slapped Luo Yu's head, glaring at Luo Yu's eyes, and the chopsticks in his hand fell to the ground with a "clang". The action is frozen there in an instant.
The crowd that had returned to normal after Bai Xiruo sat down was instantly baptized by Qi Shu's gaze. Bai Xiruo took advantage of the moment when he was stunned, grabbed the arm of the falling rain, and drilled into his arms, and said a sentence when he came.
"Little brother, is Ye Mei beautiful?"
It can be clearly seen that both sides of Luoyu's cheeks were quickly dyed with a layer of redness, and he looked down at Bai Xiruo, who was doing a "little bird according to people" in his arms, and Luoyu's lips trembled a few times before he squeezed out a word from his mouth.
"Beauty."
"Poof" I can't pretend to be Bai Xiruo first, this guy won't be a GAY! Looking down at his clothes, Bai Xiruo gave an evaluation.
Well, it's still a GAY with a peculiar taste.
Stretching out his hand to push away the falling rain, Bai Xiruo said.
"Dude, have you ever been persecuted by life?"
The rain that bent over to pick up the chopsticks stiffened, but continued to complete his movements. Bai Xiruo continued to say in his throat.
"Suppose, life, bluffs you! The table squeaks, the table screams, and the table is deflated. Where you fall, you lie down for a while and rest. Then, too, it was there, like a caterpillar, Gu Neng. ”
As he spoke, Bai Xiruo's fingers looked like a caterpillar in front of Luoyu's eyes, and hooked them.
"If you can do this, maybe one day. And you become, fluttering moths. When the time comes, if you have wings, you can fly as much as you want! ”
Luo Yu's expression was a little hesitant, but when he saw the sign in the center of Bai Xiruo's forehead, a wave of anger suddenly rose in his heart for no reason, and he smiled coldly.
"Senior brother, are you making fun of me?"
Ay?
Big brother, are you calling her?
Bai Xiruo's expression was slightly stunned, but she still maintained her demented smile. If it rains, he calls himself up.
"No, no, no. How dare you, senior brother, I'm encouraging you, really! ”
But this sentence was not tight, and it instantly attracted a group of people to pay deeper attention. One of them. He even stood up excitedly. It seems that he wants to come over to find trouble with Bai Xiruo. It's just that someone stretched out his hand to stop him. This scene just fell into Bai Xiruo's eyes.
Luo Yu's expression is getting more and more stiff. The knuckles of the fingers holding the chopsticks were white.
Bai Xiruo knew that this guy's heart was stirred up by her, but as soon as she saw something, she naturally wouldn't let him get angry with her right now. Hurriedly pressed it on Luoyu's hand, leaned over his head, and said with a hey.
"Dude, you look so good with this hand!"
Luoyu's face turned red again all of a sudden.
A word popped up in Bai Xiruo's mind in an instant.
"Innocent little virgin".
This guy cliff is.
Bai Xiruo, who discovered this, felt embarrassed to tease him, who was the most difficult to tease? That's a virgin, because she is flirting and flirting, she has become an emotional liar.
With a hehe, Bai Xiruo stood up, walked to the pile of people who had obvious movements just now, and in front of everyone, picked up the soup on the table, and poured it on the head of the person who stood up just now, muttering while pouring it.
"Look at you so thin, you must be malnourished, come and water you."
The disciple who was poured soup by Bai Xiruo was named Zhou Donghao, and like Luoyu, he was a disciple of Qianlu Palace, the difference was that he was a little more "lucky" than Luoyu, and he fell on a shade tree like Zhuge Langyi.
Zhou Donghao was angry and his nose was crooked, and he stood up with a "rub", and pushed Bai Xiruo behind him, although the strength of this time was not large, but Bai Xiruo was very shrewd, and took a big step backwards, just standing behind Zhuge Langyi, lest this kid go crazy and make a move with her, she was not sure of victory.
She said with a silly smile as she retreated.
"Look, isn't Senior Brother Ben very smart? Watered a little, and sure enough, it grew taller. ”
Zhou Donghao gasped loudly in anger, pointed at Bai Xiruo behind Zhuge Langyi and scolded.
"You low-rank bastard! Who is qualified to be our big brother? With your humble strength, if it weren't for the flower on your forehead, you would be a piece of! ”
The corners of Zhuge Langyi's mouth twitched slightly, and it was obvious that Zhou Donghao's words made him very comfortable to listen to.
Bai Xiruo continued to smile and said.
"Then who do you think is qualified to be a senior brother?"
"Of course it's our senior brother Langyi!" Zhou Donghao said more and more, "What do you think you are, even if you have talent, where can people from the lower ranks be talented?" It's just that I was lucky enough to be discovered by our palace master. Let me tell you, the last thing we need is talented people! We were born stronger than you, that's a fact! ”
"Oh." Bai Xiruo nodded, "So you can let a piece of be a senior brother?" ”
This time he really smiled stupidly, reached out and grabbed a handful of white rice in Zhuge Langyi's bowl, raised his hand and put it into Zhou Minghao's mouth, and said while stuffing it.
"Hurry up and eat, you can only grow like a piece of when you are full, and when the time comes, we will all call you big brother."
Zhuge Langyi's brows furrowed slightly, he squinted at Bai Xiruo's face, and asked softly.
"Senior brother, have you ever eaten it?"
As soon as Zhuge Langyi's words came out, the people who sat around him slowly stood up one after another.
Bai Xiruo's heart is not good, she must have touched the moldy head of these guys, so which sentence touched it?
Could it be the sentence "Big brother?" ”
His steps moved back slightly, and he shook his head slowly and said.
"Not yet! ~" As he spoke, his body also swung up, "Come and swing with me!" ~Swing together! ~”
Unintentionally turned around, and found that Luoyu actually stood up, looking at her with a worried face, and his heart warmed slightly, this innocent little virgin is still quite loving?
He was the only one in the hall who cared about her current situation, and the others all looked like they didn't care about themselves.
Secretly winked at him, and the rain was slightly stunned.
But Zhou Donghao looked at Bai Xiruo's crazy appearance and scolded angrily.
"Maniac!"
Bai Xiruo's eyes lit up, hey, it seems that the goal has been achieved.
The purpose of her coming out is to let everyone know that she is now a "madman".
Since the goal has been achieved, it is to withdraw quickly.
Bai Xiruo was about to slip away while swaying and singing "Swing Together", but was stopped by Zhuge Langyi. He said softly and slowly.
"Since the senior brother hasn't eaten, let's dine with the junior brothers."
As he spoke, he pressed her to the dining table, grabbed the remaining rice in his bowl, and stuffed it into Bai Xiruo's mouth.
Bai Xiruo wanted to resist very much, but he thought that he was a fool, and if he resisted, he was afraid that he would be suspicious, so he naturally ate the meal with Zhuge Langyi's hand, and licked Zhuge Langyi's fingers when he was ready
This is the legend, if you struggle to resist, it is better to enjoy it.
Zhuge Langyi looked at Bai Xiruo with a petrified face.
Bai Xiruo blinked and looked at Zhuge Langyi with an "innocent" expression.
Then he said cutely.
"It's delicious."
In fact, Bai Xiruo's heart is getting colder and colder.
Damn, are this guy's hands clean?
Ma Dan, let you feed Lao Tzu to eat your leftovers!
I don't know if it was intentional or intentional, Bai Xiruo grabbed the dishes on the table with his hand, and stuffed it into Zhuge Langyi's mouth, and said while stuffing it.
"You eat too, eat more, eat to grow into a big brother."
"Phew!" Zhuge Langyi spit out the contents of his mouth fiercely, and then attached it to Bai Xiruo's ear and said, "Boy, it seems that you are not crazy enough, do you need me to make you crazy a little more?" ”
Bai Xiruo's heart sneered.
originally thought that the person who framed her could endure not to look at her condition, and he was a very capable person, but he didn't expect to be arrested by her so quickly.
But now, obviously not the time to reveal his true face immediately, she is still pressed on the table by a group of people!
So, he continued to pretend to be crazy and stupid and handed his finger to Zhuge Langyi's mouth.
"Lick it." (To be continued.) )