On the opposite side of the ring sat a typical Chinese dressed person, that is, the kind of wide and wide practice clothes, I don't know that I must think that this is the master of the boxing gym, in fact, eighty percent is a certain Tai Chi fan in the park, the degree of lethality is stronger than a single mosquito, and the degree of inconsistency is definitely the most awesome makeup effect.

I quietly approached him, maybe he thought it was a waiter pouring water or something, but I stood there for a long time staring at him without moving, and he finally couldn't help but raise his head and glanced at me reluctantly: "What are you doing?" ”

Actually, I've been struggling with it all the time, what the hell is going on? Aren't they all devils of the island country? How did such an authentic Chinese pop up? But although the people of the island country don't like to develop things themselves, they are very good at learning to use other people's things.

Grafting such a little thing at every turn and saying that he invented this thing, it is all his credit, in the final analysis, it is fake, and the world is proudly boasting about his learning ability, not to mention that we are in Linyi, Shandong Province, there are many people who can be their masters, what kind of fake do you say you can't make? Except for arms or something, something that's not legal.

In fact, such capable people in China are suppressed, because this is completely plagiarism, plagiarism, and disrespect for inventors, but the domestic system is so clear, and it can still be said that it is not respecting copyright, patent rights or something, so I don't know what to say about the island country's arrogant plagiarism of the world's civilization.

So I'm still a little biased towards this TM is a devil, but this guy speaks authentic Chinese, and now I hesitate, isn't this a devil? Some spies speak a lot of languages, but I don't think I'm going to run into them so coincidentally, right?

I saw that I was like an underground party joint, obviously my mouth was about to bite the other party's ear, but I still pretended not to talk to him, deliberately looked elsewhere without purpose, and then whispered:

"You're a countryman, aren't you?"

He replied with some confusion: "I am Chinese,-"

I finally made up my mind and almost killed the revolutionary comrades by mistake, I breathed a sigh of relief and said excitedly:

"That's great, they're all comrades!"

directly didn't care about his second half of the sentence: "I also have the nationality of an island country." ”

I saw that the opponent's face was a little green, and he closed his eyes and no longer paid attention to me, maybe the word comrade stimulated him, the elders have taught me since I was a child, fake is not true, and real offend people.

The meaning of making trouble is to joke, that is, when joking, you can't tell the truth, and it's easy to offend people when you say the truth, in fact, to say the truth here is to expose people's shortcomings, if you joke with the truth about how statused and rich people are, then it's not called a joke, it's called praise, if you push it back, it's hard for this old cucumber to be true-.

Heck, the older generation also taught me that after offending someone, it is of course the best to be able to remedy it immediately, but when people are angry, they must know how to take a detour, looking at his appearance that is about to explode at any time, I thought that it would be better to forget it for the time being, don't be thought to be ridiculed even more when the time comes, it will be miserable.

I stood behind him and began to line up, it seems that he was his temporary follower, since he is on our side, who goes first and who goes later is not so important, I will wait for him to finish the battle and then give him a substitute, look at the performance of Maitreya Buddha, there should be no strong opponents on our side, and we are not afraid of being robbed of the limelight by him.

But this scene in the eyes of Maitreya Buddha, it directly became a naked betrayal, thinking that I have been cunning for half my life, and I was actually played by this hairy young man, I served you with delicious food and drink, and almost supported myself to death, with soldiers for a thousand days, when it is time to use soldiers, you give me a counterattack?

The people of the island country must be carried away, the master is really mighty, and he hasn't started to exert his strength, so he sat there and subdued a member of the opponent's general, although the opponent doesn't look like a big master, but the municipal level must be there, and you can't just pull a street chess stall to fill the number.

Doesn't it mean that Chinese are all very good-looking? So this opponent must still have the strength to fight, so the simple and faceless story of Tian Ji horse racing is something that ordinary Chinese can't do, so it can be passed down, if in the island country, such stories happen every day, it is estimated that they will be forgotten that day.

At this time, Liu Qiaoshou was also a little puzzled, I thought I had some strange ideas, but when he saw me standing behind that kung fu suit so unhurriedly, he didn't mean to do anything at all, did he want to wait until the opponent died of old age and won without a fight? But when people are sitting, and you are standing, can you consume more than others?

At this time, Liu Qiaoshou finally couldn't hold his breath and walked up, I watched him walk up and felt a little wrong, could it be that the devil should not fight? No, wasn't there a big master who forced and won yesterday? Why haven't you come today? Could it be that I used my brain too much yesterday and caused brain death? Or is it a light vegetative person?

Then we can take advantage of this advantage, thinking about it so I smiled and watched Liu Qiaoshou walk towards me, waiting for him to tell me this great news, I hesitated at this time whether to compete with this kung fu pretending to be the first player, if the opposite side is a rabble in addition to the big master, then if you are not careful, you will be in the limelight by this kung fu, what else is going on with us?

"What are you doing?" When Liu Qiaoshou saw me coming up, he stood behind his opponent, looking like a servant of the people, and he was looking at him shamelessly and smiling, and shouted a little angrily.

"Queue up, didn't you see the people sitting in front of you? How did this Maitreya Buddha arrange? Didn't you say okay that I started the game? Besides, even if he repents, it has to be your starter? How could such a fake dressed in kung fu costume come up and send him to death?

Could it be that he got the news that the big master of the island country was so tired that he was brain dead yesterday? So the temporary substitution wants to compete with us? Isn't that immoral? "I was also very dissatisfied.

I glanced at the kung fu suit, at this time I no longer pretended to be a master of closing my eyes and recuperating my spirits, but a little angry, cut, I exposed it, if you can do it, why let Maitreya Buddha follow us and pretend to be a servant?

Liu Qiaoshou was a little dizzy by me, and finally couldn't keep up with my logic, so he directly interrupted me simply and rudely: "This is Master Yang Zhicheng, who is known as the first national teacher in the chess world of the island country, who turned out to be the grandmaster of our country, who once won the championship of the national individual competition, and now has dual nationality, representing the island country to challenge our chess world in Zhejiang." ”

At this time, the kung fu outfit nodded cooperatively: "This is the master of the Southern Emperor's apprentice Liu Qiaoshou Liu, is the master of Ling okay lately?" ”

This chat directly started a relationship with other people's masters, which means that Liu Qiaoshou was not taken seriously at all! also deliberately exposed people and exposed their shortcomings, did they really think that they would not be beaten up if they wore kung fu suits?

This time, I finally got my wish and learned the heroes on TV, only to see me say righteously: "So you are a traitor? (To be continued.) )