Shen Feihu was stupid.

He was a little surprised that Wu Xie was not surprised, and his expression was smiling. Naturally, he didn't come to praise Wu Xie, you don't know this, of course I'm here to scold you.

Although the vice principal asked him to stay away from the school recently, especially not to have any contact with Wu Xie again. But he couldn't suppress the anger in his heart.

When the enemy meets, they are very red-eyed, who says it is not.

Wu Xie smiled brightly, but I'm afraid only he knew that behind his innocent smile, there was a lot of resentment.

I'm not afraid of your retaliation, I'm afraid that you won't show up. Shen Feihu, you old bastard, Lao Tzu finally waited for you to appear. Or send it yourself, and you will wait to be sinned.

Turning the game ring slightly, Wu Xie took out the green hat from his backpack. For fear of attracting the attention of Chu Yanran and Shen Feihu, his movements were like shaking his hands after his arm was stiff, and then he sat next to Shen Feihu, pretending to stretch his waist, and without hesitation, he buckled the green hat on Shen Feihu's head.

Hey, don't say it yet. Shen Feihu is usually only one meter six, but after wearing a green hat, he looks like one meter eight.

It's nice to be a green hat, it's much better than a heightened insole.

A moment later.

Sure enough, a string of characters appeared on the virtual screen.

[Cuckold takes effect...... It will be officially opened after one minute and will last for 5 minutes...... Countdown 59, 58 ......]

Wu Xie noticed that after the green hat took effect, a virtual 3D digital alarm clock appeared on Shen Feihu's head, ticking down the time.

The green hat is a product of the game ring, and no one can see it except for Wu Xie players. So Shen Feihu didn't realize it, and saw Chu Yanran stunned with a recording pen, without the slightest intention of asking questions, so he took the lead in breaking the silence and briefly introduced himself first.

"Yanran, you may not know me. My name is Shen Feihu, Wu Xie was ordinary when he first entered school, but since joining the broadcasting class I teach, he has improved by leaps and bounds in terms of professional courses, elective course results, and literary literacy. It can be said that Wu Xie's success is inseparable from my earnest teachings. You say yes or no! ”

What a shame on this man!

Chu Yanran quietly looked at Wu Xie and stuck out her tongue, she couldn't help but regret it. Who Shen Feihu is, he doesn't know yet. Even her journalism department had heard of this man.

Insatiable, shameless to die. The former word was created for him by someone from the broadcasting department, and the latter was made for him by the 12th class instructor of their journalism department that year on maternity leave and asked Shen Feihu to substitute for him.

10, 9, 8...... Three, two, one.

As soon as the countdown is over, the cuckold will officially go on the offensive!

Somehow, Chu Yanran wanted to let Shen Feihu paint and talk to himself, but his heart became restless in vain, as if his thoughts were being controlled, and he took the initiative to interrupt Shen Feihu's self-talk.

"Teacher Shen, listening to you say this, Wu Xie is a good student with excellent character and learning on weekdays. Then he should be able to get a scholarship from the academy today. ”

"Uh" Shen Feihu was stunned, phew, just his character of being afraid of chaos in the world and offending people indiscriminately, not only provoked himself, but also annoyed the vice principal, and he also wanted to get a scholarship, so let's go to your spring and autumn dreams.

"Reporter Yanran, you have a good question. Originally, the college scholarship was ironclad for Wu Xie. But ......" Speaking of this, Shen Feihu paused slightly, drank a sip of mineral water, and moistened his throat.

Since the cuckold took effect is unknown, Wu Xie has been staring at Shen Feihu, seeing that he has no signs of bad luck, he can't help but wonder. said that the magic effect of the green hat is good, why is there no reaction.

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao came.

cough cough cough ......

Shen Feihu coughed violently, he just wanted to drink saliva, but the mineral water seemed to be put in mustard, it was very choking, and there was a peculiar smell in the water, and after coughing for a while, he squatted aside and vomited wildly.

Suddenly, it was as sticky as gruel, and the vomit with a peculiar smell came to the face, causing Wu Xie and Chu Yanran to frown.

The difference is that Chu Yanran was a little surprised. She knew that drinking water could choke people, but she vomited while drinking, and it was the first time she had seen it. Wu Xie used a frown to hide the ecstasy of his inner breath - the green hat finally started bad luck.

Chu Yanran politely took out a tissue and handed it to Shen Feihu, but Shen Feihu's expression of embarrassment flashed quickly, and then his face suddenly distorted, his eyes narrowed, and his teeth bit his lower lip, as if he was enduring something.

"You go quickly, I won't accept your interview!"

Shen Feihu said in pain.

Chu Yanran was depressed, it was you who asked me to interview you. What do you mean by not accepting my interview, if it weren't for Wu Xie's sake, I wouldn't have bothered to take care of you.

Wu Xie vaguely guessed something, although he was short-sighted, Shen Feihu's crotch seemed to be inflated, bulging and bulging. I'm afraid that vomiting is inevitable today, and leaking is inevitable.

Puff puff......

After three stinky farts sounded in a row, Shen Feihu glanced at Wu Xie and Chu Yanran, who were retreating far away, with an embarrassed expression. It's okay, it's okay, it's just a fart, I thought it was diarrhea, and that's a shame.

"Yanran, people are going to fart, natural reaction, not ......"

Before he finished speaking, Shen Feihu was dumbfounded. He felt the chrysanthemums twist, and then a thunderclap sounded, like a dam being breached by a flood, like a volcanic eruption, and stinky, yellow, and thin feces and urine rushed out.

Chu Yanran was completely stupid. A dignified university teacher, just farts openly, has no self-control at all, and has urinary incontinence......

While Shen Feihu was ashamed, he was also completely shocked!

I am only in my forties, how can I have incontinence, or in front of Chu Yanran and the students. But fortunately, only Wu Xie and Chu Yanran know, no, I want to get out of here quickly, what the vice principal said is right, I should stay away from Wu Xie recently, this is the evil star.

Thinking about it carefully, every time I am unlucky, it seems that I can't get rid of Wu Xie. Once or twice is accidental, and if it is three or four times, there must be a reason.

"Damn, why does the flower bed stink so much? Isn't our flower bed all organic fertilizer, no one is watering him with feces and urine. ”

"I'll go, it smells of and pee. Who, the toilet is so close, you will die if you hold it back, insulting the dating mecca of our Broadcasting Academy. ”

"Hey, isn't this Teacher Shen! Wow, you stink. ”

"Hey, it turns out that you have diarrhea, Mr. Shen."

……

For some reason, there are not many students on weekdays, but today, especially at this time, a large number of students flocked to witness the historic moment of Teacher Shen Feihu.

"Damn, Shen Papi also has today, vomiting and diarrhea. Hahaha, I took pictures of this historic moment. ”

"It's inhuman. Teacher Shen is like that, you still take pictures and save the bottom. Learn well, record videos if you can, and never take pictures. ”

After Shen Feihu fled like crazy, the students immediately cursed Shen Feihu. It can be imagined how unpopular he is on weekdays.