When it came to the talent show, there were only three contestants left, and the first one to appear was the beautiful beauty, who performed a dance, which drove the audience and was very popular.

In this way, Li Xiaopang in front of the TV was even more bottomless, thinking in his heart: It would be good if I was replaced, performing a "magic trick" and taking water out of thin air, I would definitely be able to make the audience look stupid. Even if it is replaced by monkey three, it can be played.

Maybe it was stimulated by the dance on the TV, and the little monkey at the moment was jumping and jumping in front of the TV, dancing so much that everyone looked at it. It wasn't until Xiao Yueyue appeared that Monkey San stopped.

I have to admit that Xiao Yueyue is really a versatile little girl, performing Peking Opera, wearing Mu Guiying's drape, singing and writing well, and a section of "one sword can block a million soldiers", which made Xiao Mu Guiying win a full house.

"Silly uncle is in danger!" Li Xiaopang couldn't sit on the stool. caused Old Man Wu to criticize him: "Look slowly, why are you more unstable than Monkey Three?" ”

Caring is chaotic, talking about Li Xiaopang's situation at the moment. Although it is not for fame and fortune to ask Uncle Silly to participate in this show, but when it comes to the arena, who wants to fail?

Finally, in Li Xiaopang's anxiety, it was the turn of Uncle Silly to perform. But the stage was empty, and I didn't see the familiar figure of Uncle Silly.

I won't just abstain from voting, will I - Li Xiaopang slapped his thigh and screamed, causing the whole room to roll their eyes at him.

"Don't make noise, the fool's show starts pulling!" Old Man Wu had to come forward to suppress Li Xiaopang, lest he make trouble.

I saw that the animation began to play on the big screen at the scene, accompanied by a loud rooster crow, a group of ducks happily ran out of the small farm yard, they flapped their wings, and their mouths crowed happily, it seemed that they had just been scattered early in the morning.

Quack-quack-duck cries sounded, and as the camera switched, I saw the silly uncle standing on the side of the stage, looking at the picture with a smile and dubbing.

"Ventriloquist, haven't you heard of a stupid uncle doing this?" Li Xiaopang was a little overjoyed.

Subsequently, a big yellow dog appeared in the picture and began to chase the group of ducks, which was lively, the dog barked and the duck barked, and it became a mess. And the stupid uncle's mouth also opened and closed quickly, and all kinds of vivid sounds came out of this mouth.

Absolutely! Li Xiaopang patted his thighs again, and the three monkeys also danced with their hands, and their mouths made a watery scream. What kind of dog bark are you a little monkey and aren't afraid to summon wolves?

Uncle Silly's performance continued, and a big black dog appeared in the picture, presumably with the duck family, and began to confront the big yellow dog, and the two dogs hummed at each other and let out a low roar in their throats. As for the stupid uncle, his mouth is not in a hurry, and he methodically imitates the fight between two dogs, which makes the audience very happy.

Finally, the two big dogs bit together, and from the sound of the sound, the battle was very intense, which was also the best in the whole ventriloquist, and the audience did not hesitate to give warm applause.

"Silly uncle hides deep enough-" Li Xiaopang was beautiful now, and just about to sit down again, he heard the door of the house slammed open, Qingzi roared and rushed in, crashed into Li Xiaopang's arms, and directly knocked him into a squat.

After patrolling around the house, Qingzi also wondered: I heard a fight with my companion just now, but I dared to make trouble in my house, what a big dog guts, where did I hide?

The people in the room were stunned for a moment, and then began to laugh, it turned out that the stupid uncle imitated it too much and deceived Qingzi.

Li Xiaopang was the most unlucky, got up from the ground, and kicked Qingzi: "You stupid, get out of here!" ”

Qingzi was a little aggrieved, whispered in his mouth, and walked out of the house with his tail down. And on TV, the two dogs also divided the winners and losers, the big yellow dog was bitten and defeated, made a miserable choking sound, and fled with a limp, and the audience seemed to have won the battle, and the applause was thunderous.

After the three contestants showed their talents, the host came to the stage to read the advertisement, and the audience was still a little unsatisfied, and seemed to be immersed in the pastoral life just now.

"This column is specially broadcast by Mengniu yogurt-moo-" The young host also wanted to show off his ventriloquism, but it attracted good-natured laughter from the audience, and he had to hand the microphone to the stupid uncle: "Uncle, why don't you come?" ”

Uncle Silly didn't react to his words, but Xiao Yueyue whispered something to him, and Uncle Silly learned a few cow barks.

"What else will you learn?" The host hugged his shoulders and pretended to be unconvinced.

After Xiao Yueyue said a few more words, the stupid uncle became energetic, and his mouth kept imitating when he came, chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, cows, horses, pigs, sheep, and all kinds of birdsong, all of which were vivid. The most interesting thing is that he can also make up his own stories.

Li Xiaopang in front of the TV shook his fist: "Who said that the stupid uncle is stupid-"

At this time, the guest Lao Liang took over the conversation again, but before speaking, he took off his glasses and put them on the table: "These animals are the most common in rural life, it can be seen that you are very familiar with this kind of life, and you also like this kind of life, I hope you can always live happily like this." ”

Through the introduction of the previous level, everyone also knew about Uncle Silly's fault, so they all applauded Lao Liang's words warmly, and also expressed their best wishes. To everyone's surprise, the stupid uncle actually bowed in the direction of Lao Liang. Lao Liang almost had a snot bubble: "It's so good to take off your glasses!" ”

Finally, the game reached the final level, and there were only two players left, No. 4 Xiao Yueyue and No. 5 Silly Uncle. At this time, even the audience was a little entangled: the two players are their favorites!

is also entangled with Li Xiaopang in front of the TV, it can be seen that the stupid uncle communicates well with that Xiao Yueyue, and is also very close, no matter who is eliminated, it is a little unbearable. Do you really want to form a combination of "old and young music" as Lao Liang said?

In the entanglement, Xiao Yueyue appeared first, singing a cheerful and witty nursery rhyme, anyway, Li Xiaopang hadn't heard it before, it seemed to be called "The king sent me to patrol the mountains" or something. So he patted the little brain of Monkey San: "It's just right to send you to patrol the mountain." ”

In the end, Uncle Silly appeared, a song "Father's Prairie and Mother's River", affectionate and desolate, especially the two paragraphs added at the beginning and end, which made the audience deeply intoxicated.

After the end of the game, the guests began to comment, and naturally Lao Liang was the main one. But it seems that Lao Liang is also embarrassed, stretching out his chubby slap and looking over and over: "The palms and backs of the hands are full of meat, if you ask me to judge, then tied!" ”

This sentence probably also spoke the hearts of the audience, so the applause was unprecedentedly warm. When waiting for the result in the end, Xiao Yueyue took the initiative to hold Uncle Silly's hand, and Uncle Silly simply smiled and picked up the little girl, and then put her on her neck. When I'm at home, Uncle Silly often plays this with Yaya, and of course Monkey Three.

"The winner of this week's weekly champion is - Xiao Yueyue, silly uncle, tied for the championship!" After the host excitedly announced the results of the competition, the scene was thunderous, and the roof of Li Xiaopang's house was almost lifted.

"Silly Uncle is awesome!" Li Xiaopang also put the girl on his shoulder, scurrying all over the house, and the monkey three was not willing to be lonely, he also climbed on his shoulder, screaming in his mouth, and coaxing.

When I went to work the next day, everyone was still talking about the stupid uncle's competition, and they all said that they would give us the black blind man a face, and he was not satisfied with it, but he understood that it was too rustic to watch it on TV!

And Uncle Silly also became popular because of this, originally a few months ago, he was popular on the Internet for a period of time, and now he has continued to do so, and his popularity has risen, and it is said that someone has begun to contact him for commercial performances. However, Li Da understood that as a spiritual person, he had been instructed by Li Xiaopang in advance, so he refused very entangledly: 100,000 yuan for a performance, the old nose has money, so it is just like that-

Especially the situation of Uncle Silly is so special, not to mention that he sings great, but he is still a disabled person. As a result, the media and the public are particularly concerned and are affectionately called "stupid uncle". In short, Uncle Silly is a mess.

Originally, according to the original plan, after the game, Tang Lele wanted to send Uncle Silly and them home. However, because I won the weekly championship, I will soon participate in the monthly competition, so I have to stay for rehearsals, and I can't go back for the time being.

At the beginning, Li Da understood that he was quite happy, eating and drinking every day, but after preparing the ginseng wine, he became idle and began to feel tired, and finally he couldn't stay anymore, so he had to go home no matter what.

This kind of traditional farmer's attachment to the land and hometown is something that many people can't understand, and the outside world of flowers and flowers is not a good thing.

But the stupid uncle can't be left alone in the capital, and Li Daming is worried, and his mouth is full of foams. It happened that at this time, Xiao Yueyue, who won the weekly championship at the same time as Uncle Silly, came to visit under the leadership of her parents, and it turned out that she really came to discuss with Uncle Silly to form a "old and young music" group.

Seeing Uncle Silly and Xiao Yueyue having a good time on the sofa, Li Da understood that he simply put his heart sideways: "One sheep is also driven, and two sheep are also released, and if it causes you trouble, you should bring one more child." ”

Looking at the silly uncle who was older than them, Xiao Yueyue's parents looked at each other. And Li Da understood that after throwing off the burden, he finally returned to the black blind mantun with ease. As a result, this unqualified spiritual person was naturally severely criticized by Li Xiaopang.

There was no way, everyone discussed, so they had to send Bai Jingjing to take care of the stupid uncle, who called Man Tunzi to be easy on her.

After arranging the affairs of the stupid uncle, the black blind mantun returned to its original tranquility, and the grass seeds accumulated last year were planted in the ground, and they sprouted smoothly, and the area of the meadow expanded again.

Not only that, but even on the remaining large area of wasteland that has not yet planted grass, grass sprouts have sporadically emerged, these are all feng shui birds and beasts spread in the past, which belongs to natural reproduction, which also makes Li Xiaopang a little overjoyed.

After the grass planting was over, everyone was finally able to breathe a sigh of relief, and Li Xiaopang finally had the leisure to wander around the territory, but something happened to him, and in the reeds on the edge of the second bubble, he found a mess of feathers, and some blood stains were sticked, it seemed that a waterfowl was harmed.

Find Uncle Yu to identify it, it is a Chinese merganser. Li Xiaopang was anxious: "The murderer must be found, it must be the lone wolf and the wolf cubs, I will look for them desperately!" ”

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