Mi Xiaomei looked at the 'perverted' Ye Nan, screaming loudly, Ye Nan covered her ears a little confused and stopped: "Don't scream, don't scream, I'm scared to death, you listen to my explanation!" ”

Mi Xiaomei looked at the perverted look and asked, "Ye Nan, what else do you have to explain?" ”

I'll go, how does this line feel like a boyfriend was caught 'raped' by his girlfriend... Fainted, how can I still think about it now......

Ye Nan shook his head vigorously, trying to make a final remedy, and forcibly explained: "Xiaomei, don't get me wrong, the dress on my body or something, it was all forcibly put on by my sister just now, that's it, there is no other possibility, don't think about it!" ”

Mi Xiaomei's eyes were weird, and she rolled her eyes and asked, "The dress, princess shoes, and black stockings, are they what your sister wore just now?" By the way, why did your sister take off her clothes for you to put on for some reason? ”

"I don't understand that either!" Even though Ye Nan had been forced to the mouth of the cliff and fell down only half a step, he still deliberately pretended to be stupid and tried to get by!

"Oh, where's your sister?"

"She said something was wrong and left!"

"If you don't wear dresses, princess shoes, and black stockings, do you want to run? I didn't expect your sister to have such a hobby! ”

Mi Xiaomei mocked him, and Ye Nan continued to pretend to be stupid with a twinkle in his eyes.

"Who knows? Don't worry about my sister's business, let me change my clothes first, wear this dress, I'm ashamed, bring the paper bag. ”

Mi Xiaomei instantly hid the paper bag behind her and sneered: "Don't you like to wear women's clothes?" There's no need to change clothes, I think that's fine! ”

"I don't understand what you're saying!"

"I thought I could get away by pretending to be stupid, there is only one truth!" Mi Xiaomei Mos sneered, with a look of me seeing through you, and asked, "Have you seen Detective Conan?" ”

"What's wrong with it?"

"Do you know that there's a plot in this anime? Conan drank Lao Baigan and turned back into Shinichi, but the medicine worked, in order to avoid Xiaolan, he ran into the toilet and changed back, but Xiaolan saw Conan wearing Shinichi's clothes, and listened to Conan's explanation similar to what you said, but Xiaolan actually believed it......"

"Isn't it all happy?"

Mi Xiaomei took a deep breath and shouted, "You guy, do you think that I, like Xiaolan, will forcibly fail to see the truth?" Or can your two-five IQ be higher than Conan's? ”

"It's hard to dismantle it!"

Ye Nan said weakly, Mi Xiaomei ignored it, and shouted with a high momentum: "Ye Nan? Yebei? One south and one north, when you want to choose a name, you have to learn from Conan and Shinichi, please pretend to be two people, so it's okay to get the name irrelevantly? ”

“……”

"Should I call you Ye Nan now? Or should I call you Yebei? Or Sister Ye? Well?! ”

"Aha~ I'm a little tired today, I should go back to sleep!" Ye Nan is determined to resist to the end, and he is about to slip away!

"Stop!"

You said to stop, just stop, then isn't he very faceless? Ye Nan ignored it and continued to slip away.

"Stop, pervert!"

Ye Nan stopped, couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and said solemnly: "I'm definitely not a pervert." ”

"You're a pervert, a big pervert!"

The word 'well' appeared on Ye Nan's forehead: "Be careful that I sue you for slander!" ”

"Humph!" Mi Xiaomei snorted coldly, "You are a big man who likes to pretend to be a woman, isn't it a pervert?" I really didn't expect you to have such a hobby, it's terrible! ”

After Mi Xiaomei finished speaking, she made a look of disgust that seemed to be true and fake, and instantly retreated, as if she was afraid of getting some perverted atmosphere.

“……”

Ye Nan was speechless and burst into tears, if there is more understanding and less prejudice between people, how beautiful the world will be!

"Listen to me, there's a reason for that!"

"Explain what?" Mi Xiaomei's eyes tended to darken a little, and then said: "I finally understand now, why since I saw you, I felt that you were no threat from the bottom of my heart!" ”

"No threat... You should replace this word with a good word like kindness and integrity, you feel right, I am such a gentleman! ”

Mi Xiaomei ignored Ye Nan's self-promotion, her eyes darkened more and more, and she pointed at Ye Nan and shouted: "The reason is that you are a man with an appearance and a big pervert of a woman in your heart, so I feel that you are not a threat, because you don't like women, you like men, and you are still a sufferer!" ”

Do you not like women, like men, or are you a ......

This sentence made Ye Nantian thunderous, not only on his forehead, but also in his entire head, the terrible word 'well' appeared, and he was about to go crazy.

"M! Small! Beauty! ”

"What?"

"You say I don't like women, I like men, or a subject! Hmph, even a good person like me can get angry! ”

Ye Nan raised his hands, his fingers were in the shape of claws, and said viciously.

"You still say that I am no threat to you, and you look down on people too much! Apologize to me, it's too late to apologize now, otherwise... Hum! ”

"I'm not afraid of you!" Mi Xiaomei crossed her hands on her hips and straightened her chest, looking like she was provocative.

"Look at the move!" Ye Nanshuang grabbed a few obscene false catches, and the hungry tiger pounced on the sheep!

"Ahahahaha... Dislike... No... Hahahahaha......ha

Ye Nan's tickling tactics made Mi Xiaomei laugh so much that tears were about to flow.

"Convincing or not? Do you dare to scold me for being a pervert and say that I like men......"

"Not convinced! You're a pervert, you just like women, you're a sufferer, look at this girl's counterattack! ”

Mi Xiaomei's hands fluttered, grabbed and pinched, and tried to lift Ye Nan's skirt and attack the stockings!

"Tell you to pretend to be a woman! Tell you to pretend to be a sister! Let you pretend to teach me a lesson! Yebei? Sister Ye? You also deliberately asked me those questions, what are you thinking? Perverted! ”

"I just see you're so bored and want to make you happy!"

"That's right, you're making me laugh... It's to tease me and make you happy, right? ”

"This... I saw that you didn't eat, so I kindly ordered takeout for you to eat, how good it is to you, but you treat me like this, it's so inhumane! ”

"Hmph..."

Mi Xiaomei's momentum was slightly weaker, and even the momentum of counterattack weakened, and Ye Nan took the opportunity to fight back, I scratched, I pinched, I caught... Hey, there's a problem......

In an instant, the two of them froze like this!

Because, Ye Nan's hand was grasping Mi Xiaomei's vital point at this time, and this key point was called: Obai!

Pinch... Pinch again... To say that it is unconscious... Will anyone believe it?

"Ah!!h

Mi Xiaomei let out an earth-shattering scream, Ye Nan was startled, immediately let go of Lushan's grasp, and retreated back in panic!

Mi Xiaomei miraculously did not fight back, but covered her chest and stared at Ye Nan in place, her face was bright red.

Ye Nan said weakly: "That... I didn't mean to! "Soft, small scale, this is the first time he has caught Ou Bai of the opposite sex, said inexplicably sadly......

Mi Xiaomei is still in a state of shame, her brain has become a mess, she has lost her previous sharp teeth, and a thousand words have turned into one word!

"Get out!"

"Anyway, didn't you say that I'm not a threat and like men and don't like women? How shy are you? ”

"Pervert, get out of here!!"

Mi Xiaomei was extremely ashamed and angry, and she couldn't wait to come up and strangle the shameless Ye Nan, so he had no choice but to wolf and mouse.

In other words, after such a fork in this 'accident' incident, Mi Xiaomei really left the computer game behind.

Ye Nan said: Very good, very good, not in vain for his 'hard work'.