Chapter 45: Kirin Xianrui
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Lock Longtan, Biyue Country is singing and dancing, and the lord of Biyue Country is full of spring breeze.
Looking at Emperor Tianyi's face sinking like water, the ministers were silent one by one.
hasn't started to compare, it's just non-constant, this Queen Mei seems to be not as good as the one surnamed Ning, I don't know the general situation.
"Your son of heaven, the lord of my country is polite.
You don't look good today, but also, this desolate place is indeed not a place where you should come with such a delicate status, and it is inevitable that you will not be able to bear it. ”
Emperor Tianyu hooked the corners of his mouth, is this laughing at his delicate body and expensive flesh, and he can't do the great cause of opening up the territory?
"Lord Biyue, this is a bad word, although I can't pull a strong bow and can't tame a fierce horse, I have a heart of blood, three points of arrogance, and every inch of land must be fought for.
These 800 miles, I am going to decide, thank you for the gift. ”
"Your son of heaven, this is a big deal."
"If you dare to come, you are not afraid, and if you are afraid, you will not come."
"Hahahaha, good, very good, I hope that the emperor of your country will still have such confidence in a while."
"That's nature, please."
"Please."
Without speculating for more than half a sentence, the two of them tacitly said a word of invitation to each other, and each led someone to their own hills.
Each side sent a representative to draw lots, and Biyue Guo took the lead.
"When it comes to the products of my Biyue Country, I naturally can't compare with your country, and the well-informed guests of the Tianyu Country, presumably this Rui Beast will be difficult for everyone.
You can observe as much as you want, and that's okay, if you can't figure it out today, I'll give you three days to study as much as you like. ”
Slapping me in the face, he actually mocked me that Tianyu had no one, and gave it back to the world for three days, which was really humiliating.
Emperor Tianyu felt a fever on his face, but what the hell is this guy with a long neck and long legs covered in stripes and spots.
"What do you think?"
"Back to the saint, the minister is familiar with the map of the hundred beasts, and there is no such thing in the meantime."
"There is no such thing in the Foreign Body."
"Holy Lord, minister, carefully research, there is no such thing in the Book of Mountains and Seas."
After asking around, no matter what the military generals were, they were shaking their heads, under the scorching sun, they were just doing it like this, and Emperor Tianyu was on fire in his heart.
If you lose this first game like this, where is your face, it will affect your morale too much, how can you compare it down?
"Grandpa, grandpa."
Just when the emperor was sitting on pins and needles, a pair of small hands grabbed his robe.
"Little bastard, what are you doing?"
You actually call me grandpa, am I that old?
"Grandmother asked me and Sister Rongrong to bring you smoothies, plum and cherry, sweet and sour, delicious."
What are you staring at, if you don't eat it, I'll eat it, and people don't want to give it to you.
While talking, she licked her lips, and her grandmother said that eating too much would make her stomach hurt, but it was really delicious.
Is this an apology? Emperor Tianyu glanced at the steaming smoothie in the jade bowl, or forgive her.
Besides, it doesn't matter if you're angry, look at the eager eyes of the ministers, hey, how did you raise such a bunch of foodies.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please use it."
The emperor picked up the bowl, and everyone dared to move the spoon.
Su Yutong thought very thoughtfully, not only the officials had smoothies, but also the soldiers also had iced sour plum soup. People's impression of this holy empress suddenly changed a lot. Morale was boosted.
Compared with those monarchs and ministers on the other side, they only have envy.
The two children took people back, and they came back after a while.
"You're here again?"
"Grandmother told us to invite you home for dinner."
It's not cute, do you see this gone? Several groups of people have been sent out, and they don't know what it is, and they were almost kicked to death by the thing's long legs.
The two villains were lying at the feet of Emperor Tianyou, holding binoculars, while looking at each other, and at the same time exclaimed in unison. This is the toy that Su Yutong made for them.
was so frightened that Emperor Tianyu almost didn't throw away the bowl.
"Uncle Huang, I seem to have seen this thing."
"Yes, grandfather, Zhou'er seems to have seen it."
At this time, one of the opposing generals ran to the center of the ring with a horsewhip.
"Hahahaha, Tianyu Xiaoer, what do you call **** Shangbang, it's been a long time, haven't you guessed it yet?
Hahaha, hurry up and abdicate to let Xian get it, the lord of my family has the virtue of a good life, maybe he can make you an emperor. ”
Humiliation, this is a naked humiliation.
"Cut." Lu Xiaozhou jumped up and untied an iron horn from his waist, which was prepared by Su Yutong according to the cheerleader's equipment, "You want to be my son, I don't want you, look at your yellow teeth, don't pay attention to hygiene, and spray feces all over your mouth."
Isn't it just a broken giraffe? What do you have to do?
My grandfather didn't say it, because I was a **** person and was humble, and I gave you face, and I saw what I could do with you. Daiben little boy tamed you to see if you still have the face to live in this world. ”
As he spoke, he threw the horn and ran.
Emperor Tianyu hurriedly caught the villain back, "That big guy is so big, no one of you three has a long neck." ”
"Ah, grandmother said that those with long hooves and no tusks are herbivores, and they won't be too fierce."
"Uncle Huang, let us go, I have prepared the carrots, onions, and garlic, and we will help you slap them in the face and atone for the sin of running around yesterday."
Yes! Bear child, nonsense.
But the two little boys had already run away with the baskets.
Immortal Tianna, the Lord of Biyue couldn't sit still, God knows how many people died for this big guy, and he kicked it with one leg, it was broken bones and tendons, all kinds of arrogance.
actually ate their food, and let him touch his head, and even lay down, and let the two children climb on his back, my God, this, how is this possible, will they be demonic?
Tianyou inadvertently picked up the binoculars thrown by the children, and the changing face of the lord of Biyue looked at it really, haha, Long Yan was happy.
Suddenly, he seemed to remember something, his face sank again, and the ministers who were about to pat the sycophants swallowed the words into their stomachs one after another.
"Little Huahua, as long as you are obedient, Rong Rong will give you a lot of delicious food every day, go over there."
"Lord Biyue, this gift, my grandchildren and nieces like it very much, I like it very much, thank you. Hahahaha, you have a heart. ”
The lord of Biyue was so angry that he really lost his wife and broke his soldiers, and he was slapped in the face. Damn, to compare the lord of his country with his grandson, it is so hateful, you wait for the lord of your country.
Tianyu's ministers are gone. Go home for dinner and celebrate.
"Xue'er, you have made a great contribution today, raised the prestige of my **** Shangbang, I salute you a cup."
"The concubine is not strong enough to drink, so let's drink it by myself, the concubine is tired, so I have the courage to retire and go back to rest for a while."
Will you drink it if you ask me to drink it? Why, have you forgotten how she didn't give her face in front of everyone in the morning? Hum.