Chapter 43: The Silly Roe Deer
"Silly roe deer, stop!" Li Xiaopang yelled and chased after him.
Strange to say, the two roe deer actually stopped in place, looked back, and burst into a look of great curiosity in their big eyes.
Speaking of the characteristics of roe deer, it can be summed up by the word stupid and cute. First of all, in terms of appearance, this animal is slightly larger than a goat, with two large ears, large and round eyes, and a docile temperament, strong curiosity, and looks cute.
Probably because the curiosity is too strong, so it seems silly, and the common people call it "stupid roe deer". When this animal sees something new, it likes to stop and study it. For example, when you see the lights of a jeep at night, you will lean forward: What is this, shiny and shiny? As a result, they were all hit by jeeps and killed, and they didn't understand it.
Just like these two roe deer at this moment, the roe deer and the roe deer are probably pondering in their hearts:
Roe Deer: Second?
Roe Deer: Gaha?
Roe Deer: Then the buddy called you.
Roe deer: Obviously he called you, but I heard him make noise about stupid roe deer, stupid roe deer, didn't he ask you to call whom?
Roe Deer: You're stupid!
Roe Deer: You stupid!
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If Li Xiaopang had a shotgun in hand, he could knock these two stupid roe deer down with two slams. But even if he had a gun in his hand, Li Xiaopang wouldn't do it, and it was too late for him to be happy: planting a plane tree to attract a phoenix. This forest is so vibrant, it attracts roe deer!
Some time ago, Li Dabiao struggled to get a wild boar back, but it was not of much use. Look at the fact that now, the roe deer is delivered to the door on its own.
You know, the roe deer is a herbivore that prefers to live in groups, these two have no horns on their heads, and they are female at a glance, this month is the season when the roe deer is in estrus, and it will definitely attract the male, gather more and more, and finally form a scale -
The more Li Xiaopang thought about it, the more beautiful he became, standing there motionless, and finally involuntarily heying up, it was really useless.
The roe deer and the roe deer II began to study again:
Roe Deer: So what are you doing?
Roe Deer: Look stupid, huh?
Roe Deer: This dude must be a fool.
Roe Deer: Well, fool.
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After studying it, the two roe deer shook their super short little tails and continued to forage in the forest, whether it was grass or mushroom moss, it was very delicious, a hundred times stronger than the forest they used to live in.
Li Xiaopang didn't bother the two stupid roe deer to eat, and thought in his heart to tell the good news to Yaya, so that the little guy was also happy. If he had the ability to be a maid and knew the mental activities of two stupid roe deer, I don't know how he would feel? It is estimated that the roe deer and the roe deer have the heart of the two yang.
After turning around and going home, Li Xiaopang told the girl about the roe deer while cleaning up dinner, and the little girl heard it, and led the monkey three to run away.
Dinner was relatively light, after all, Old Man Wu and Old Wang were older. Li Xiaopang cooked some bud rice dumpling porridge, and boiled a few salted duck eggs in it. These two are a perfect match, and the salted duck eggs are the most delicious.
In addition, the mushrooms picked back are blanched with water, and then some cabbage is fried on a plate, which tastes very fresh. The rest is the vegetables from the small garden, and if you get some of them, the table will be full.
Maybe he has lived in Li Xiaopang's house for a long time, and Lao Wang is not seen at all. He took out a cucumber from the water tank, broke half of it for Old Man Wu, and then dipped it in some fresh sauce, chewed it with a fragrant water, and mixed it with the rich flavor of the sauce, which was absolutely delicious.
Why haven't they come back, the food is ready, let's take a look - Li Xiaopang came to the back of the room, looked east, and saw a large group of people surrounding the east end of Tunzi, and hurriedly ran over.
I saw that in the crowd, Yaya and Monkey three each rode on a roe deer, from the point of view of size, the one Yaya rode was slightly larger, it should be a roe deer. The second roe deer ridden by the monkey is a little dishonest, and it is estimated that he always feels uncomfortable with something more on his back.
Monkey San doesn't have the ability to be a girl, but the little monkey also has a trick, holding a handful of tender grass in his paws, and from time to time he leans towards the second roe deer's mouth.
"I haven't seen a stupid roe deer in years—"
"It's not like that, the last time I ate roe deer meat at Biaozi's house, it seems like it has been seven or eight years——"
The crowd was talking, and the two stupid roe deer also blinked their big round eyes and looked at the people around them.
Woohoo - several big dogs rushed over and barked at the roe deer.
The second roe deer jumped up, twisted his buttocks, and the third monkey fell to the ground, causing the little monkey to rub his buttocks vigorously. But with two babbling sounds, the big dogs all stopped. The roe deer also put his black nose in front of Qingzi and sniffed it, which was really stupid and bold.
Soon, the crowd was excited, because Biao Ye strode over with meteors, so they all seemed to see the fragrant roe deer meat, which is fragrant when making dumplings.
seems to smell the bloody breath on Biao Ye's body, and the two roe deer are also digging their hooves uneasily, if it weren't for the maid to appease them, it is estimated that they would have been scattered a long time ago.
"Biaozi, where is the pig-killing knife?" Those who have sexual urgency have begun to urge.
Biao Ye looked at the two roe deer, then stabbed Lalie openly, revealing his bronzed chest, and then pulled out a snowy pig-killing knife from the scabbard of his trouser belt, and threw it to the ground with a bang, and the entire tip of the knife was inserted into the soil. I saw Biao Ye slap twice on the chest: "The old and young masters will all be witnesses today, and from this time, Biao Zi will no longer use a knife against wild animals." If you don't talk enough, everyone will stick knives into me! ”
Everyone was confused by him: Biaozi is washing his hands in a golden basin?
"Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot, good man!" Professor Wang didn't know when to walk over and praised it.
Biao Ye arched his hands in all directions: "Old and young masters, a few years ago, I Li Dabiao did a lot of scourge on wild animals. In the past few years, there have been no livestock to fight, and I have become idle, and I have slowly figured out in my heart that if the scourge continues, the wild animals will be extinct, and our descendants can only know what is called roe deer and what is called tiger in the album, then it is called evil, everyone said that it is not this reason! ”
The crowd fell silent, and everyone fell into deep thought. In the original concept of the local people, it is normal to eat a pheasant, a hare, a roe deer and a wild boar, so it is a little difficult to turn this corner for a while.
Li Xiaopang stood up to support Uncle Biao: "Don't talk about the big truth, let's just say let's black blind people, there are no wolves and foxes on the meadow, and the rats are flooding, destroying the grassland to a point where it is not good." Therefore, we must protect these wild animals now, and if anyone is a scourge, they will be directly removed from the cooperative! ”
With the continuous development of cooperatives, everyone has changed from being dispensable at the beginning to being extremely concerned about cooperatives, and even the blind can see the broad prospects of cooperatives, so they all make nonsense statements: Even Biaozi has put knives and guns into Kuma and put Nanshan, of course, we didn't say anything.
At this time, Li Da understood that he squeezed into the crowd and pulled out the pig-killing knife from the ground: "Biaozi, keep this thing first, if you don't use the knife, who will kill the pig in the future." ”
The crowd let out a burst of good-natured laughter, and Biao Ye also grabbed his big bald scoop: "Killing pigs and sheep doesn't count." ”
Li Xiaopang knows best: like pheasants and hares, it's not that they can't be killed, but they have to wait until they develop to a certain scale. As long as you grasp the scale and do not destroy the balance point, you can achieve sustainable utilization.
However, on such occasions, it is better not to say this, and it is not too late to set a new charter at this time and that time.
It was almost dark, and everyone gradually dispersed, and in the end, only Qiqige and Wu Qingluan were left, teasing the two stupid roe deer. For women, the lethality of the roe deer is relatively large.
"Silly roe deer, your mother told you to go home for dinner!" Li Xiaopang suddenly shot out and slapped the buttocks of the roe deer and the roe deer, and the two of them ran out more than a dozen steps, and then continued to look back.
The maid also slipped to the ground with her big roe deer around her neck, and then waved goodbye to them. But as soon as she walked back, the two second goods followed behind, and looking at the posture, she must have followed all the way home.
"Hurry up and get out, believe it or not, throw you two fools in the pot and stew!" Li Xiaopang roared, picked up a wicker stick on the side of the road, danced vigorously, and rushed towards the stupid roe deer.
Then the roe deer jumped out of the village and walked towards the woodland, looking back twice from time to time.
Roe deer: Second brother, that buddy is very happy, what are you doing with your nonsense?
Roe deer: Boss, he's full of food.
Roe Deer: Forget this guy is a fool.
Roe Deer: Well, we don't understand the world of fools.
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On the way home, Li Xiaopang found that Yaya's big eyes were full of smiles, and he thought that he was happy to see the roe deer, so he didn't care, and told Yaya to pay more attention in the future to see if the roe deer group could develop and grow.
The next day, Li Xiaopang came back from work, and Yaya reported to him happily. I saw the little girl stretching out two fingers on the top of her head, and it seemed that there were many horns in the roe deer group.
Of course, the horned ones are male roe deer, and only when there are males and females can the population develop and grow, so not only Li Xiaopang is happy, but even Qiqige and Wu Qingluan are clamoring to take a look at this new member.
In the past two days, Wu Qingluan and Qiqige have lived together, and they are like sisters, but whenever they face Li Xiaopang, this girl still doesn't have a good face.
So he happily went, and there was Monkey Three, a little minion patrolling the mountains, who soon found the traces of the roe deer and led the others over.
At this time, the sun is setting, and the forest is becoming deeper and quieter. In the distance, I saw the figures of three roe deer. It just didn't seem to be quite right, and one of them was the tallest, with two short forked horns on its head, and its whole body was riding on the body of the other roe deer.
Wu Qingluan was anxious when he saw it: "It's a fight, this bully from the newcomer, drive it away!" ”
You are stupid - Li Xiaopang really doesn't know how to describe this girl, it is estimated that she has been living in the city and has never seen this meeting.
Qiqige blushed and gently pulled Wu Qingluan: "It's late, let's go back." ”
Wu Qingluan glared at Li Xiaopang fiercely with her danfeng eyes, and said angrily: "If you don't go, I'll go!" ”
Li Xiaopang coughed: "You and I are willing, yin and yang complement each other, what's the matter with you helping in the past?" ”
Wu Qingluan was stunned for a moment, probably thinking about it in his heart, and even his neck turned red. The girl stomped her foot vigorously, and then ran back: Throw the dead behind—
Li Xiaopang smiled evilly and walked back: This girl's life experience has increased a lot-
The roe deer over there also wondered, the new roe deer: what are the heads of the thieves and thieves looking at, and they are also watching this?
Roe Deer: Silly, don't worry about him, let's continue—
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