"Do you have any other concerns?"

Seeing Yuichi, who had been hesitating all along, the salesperson smiled slightly.

"Do you know about that famous aristocratic mall? Our ice cream is a one-to-one replica of their ice cream, not only in appearance, but also in taste. ”

"And to tell you the truth, our ice cream has been unanimously approved by our customers."

"They praised it as a high simulation aristocratic ice cream."

After all, it's still simulated!

Yuichi complained speechlessly in his heart.

However, this is a good reason to make a counteroffer.

"But you're simulated anyway."

"If you want to make a counteroffer, you can say it directly, and we will do our best to make it beneficial to the customer."

“……”

A minute later, Yuichi got two strawberry-flavored ice creams.

But for some reason, he himself felt a little guilty.

Such a straightforward and honest salesman made him feel that his behavior of finding a reason to bargain was really shameful.

Yuichi stiffly held two ice creams and walked forward mechanically.

Woo woo, there are still a lot of good people in this world.

Yuichi was about to cry with emotion.

Well, I'm so sorry for what I did.

You can just say this sentence in your heart.

Then, then, he quickened his pace and disappeared into the alley.

It's like being a thief.

"Squeak......

This is the sound of Yuichi pushing open the door of his house.

"I'm back."

I don't know why, Yuichi said a word to the family.

Yuichi was a little surprised even to himself by doing this.

He used to live alone, but just now he went home to say hello.

Could it be that he has adapted to Sakiya's stay?

It can't be, she's only been here for one night, and my first impression of her isn't very good.

I must be crazy.

In the end, Yuichi came up with such a reluctant reason to convince himself.

"Why are you so slow!"

Just when Yuichi was in a daze, a slipper flew straight towards him.

And then...... It slapped him in the face with precision.

A huge slipper mark suddenly appeared on Yuichi's face.

Yuichi's eyes turned white and he stood in place.

"Hmph, why are you so slow, are you trying to starve me?!"

“……”

Yuichi didn't speak.

Or maybe he's been smashed by his slippers.

Otherwise, how could Sakiya take the ice cream in his hand so easily?

And...... And it's two together.

And then—

"Ahhh Why do you eat both, one of them is mine, it's my ice cream! ”

Yuichi's screams rang out again.

"Huh? Is it? ”

Sakiya was stunned for a moment, and then licked each of the ice creams to herself.

With a smile as bright as a sunflower, Sakiya smiled and handed Yuichi the ice cream in his right hand.

"Okay, well, in that case, this is yours."

“……”

Yuichi's face darkened, and the corners of his mouth twitched twice involuntarily.

"You don't want that."

Kan Yuichi never reached out to catch the ice cream, and Sakuya quickly put the ice cream back.

After a few seconds of silence, Yuichi yelled frantically.

"Looks like you've eaten it, bastard!"

"Ahh

If it weren't for the fact that Sakuya was holding ice cream in both hands at this time, Yuichi would even think that she would stretch out her little finger and pluck out her ears in disdain.

Of course, this is impossible for Sakuya to do at this time.

"Also, you're not qualified to say I'm a child!"

Yuichi angrily took a few steps forward and threw himself on the couch, and the plastic bag he was carrying was also thrown on the dining table at will.

"By the way, why does this ice cream taste a little strange?"

Sakiya walked over and said suspiciously.

"A bit of a taste of inferior pigments, although only a little bit ......"

This guy's taste is really good, no, it's too picky!

Yuichi twisted his head to the side, not wanting to see Sakiya.

Pregnant!

Suddenly, Yuichi slapped his thighs one by one and sat up from the sofa excitedly.

Isn't Sakiya picky? Then she will definitely not eat some otaku or ordinary part-time workers.

That is, the food of the rough mines, which is very popular in the market.

She even said that she would hate the smell so much!

I'm finally ready for revenge, hehe.

Yuichi's heart has turned black, and from his heart comes a cunning voice like a demon.

Although Yuichi didn't go to the market to buy food and come back, there were equally lethal things in the plastic bag!

Now, it's time to sacrifice the weapon of revenge!

"Whoa!"

Yuichi tore the plastic bag open violently, and then pulled out a bucket of instant noodles from the plastic bag.

In order to maximize the effect, Yuichi also deliberately took out the most flavorful instant noodles with the most flavorful pepper.

Yuichi's actions naturally attracted Sakuya's attention.

"Huh? What is this? ”

Hehe, don't you even know something? That's good.

Once again, the little devil in Yuichi's heart let out a lewd, oh no, sly laugh.

So under Sakiya's puzzled gaze, Yuichi tore open the packaging of instant noodles, and with a demonic smile, poured all the seasoning packets into the paper bucket.

"Ah, what is this?"

Sakiya just brought her nose closer to the instant noodles, and immediately took a few steps back and pinched her nose in disgust.

"Inferior chili peppers, full of powder of MSG, and some pungent artificial flavors, what the hell is this?!"

"Have you ever heard of something that smells bad and tastes good?"

Yuichi laughed badly, and then threw the garbage from the spice pack in the trash can.

Then he got up and walked to the water dispenser located on the east side of the living room.

"Hey, what the hell are you doing?!"

Sakiya took a bite of the ice cream in her hand and said loudly.

"Lunch, of course."

Yoichi turned around and smiled brightly.

But Sakiya felt that there was absolutely nothing good about this smiling tiger, especially when he showed such a lewd smile.

"Wow!"

Boiling water poured from the water dispenser into the paper bucket of instant noodles.

The seasoning of the instant noodles melted in an instant when the boiling water melted them, and bursts of fragrance kept coming out of the paper bucket.

"Hmm......"

Yuichi tilted his head and took a deep breath.

"It's still the same recipe, it's still the same taste!"

Yuichi said something that was clearly plagiarized from a TV commercial.

The aroma instantly filled the living room.

But Yuichi is not satisfied with this, because he knows that more fun effects are yet to come.

"Wow! What the hell does this taste like! ”

A few seconds later, Sakiya's screams rang out in the living room.