It's not easy for such people to survive in this society

After a busy day, I finally settled down, although it was only about ten o'clock in the evening, but today I was unexpectedly tired, and I went to bed early, and Liu Wei also carefully lay down on the side, and now after I came, Liu Ying became a lot more settled.

Maybe it's because I went to bed early, and today I had this continuous dream again. A strange woman became the new mother of the little boy, and on this day the little boy's father was not at home, and the woman asked the little boy with a smile:

"Where's your mother?"

The little boy innocently replied:

"It seems to be on the street near Zhenjiang Temple." The woman asked the little boy to stand in the toilet with a blank face, and it was not until she figured out where the mother was coming out again, and the woman did not end the punishment until she heard the footsteps of the father coming back.

It seems that someone is gently shaking Xincang, after opening his eyes, Liu Wei is signaling Xincang to get up quickly, last weekend this product was to wake me up by playing non-mainstream songs for himself, and today it has become so polite, it is really a thing to a thing.

Yesterday, I introduced Liu Ze's help during this time, and it was a coincidence that Ze was also a ghost animal at station B, and it happened that there was a comic exhibition in Chengdu this weekend, and Ze wanted to take his nephew to expand his horizons. Hurriedly got up and washed, skillfully cooked two boiled eggs, and looked at the closed door of the room.

As soon as the eggs were boiled, Yu Ze staggered out of the room, peeling the eggs on the table and pouring red wine into his mouth with a gourd. Wei Cang frowned:

"Drinking on an empty stomach early in the morning hurts your body."

"It's okay, wine can kill bacteria, and it's good to take a sip if you're a little uncomfortable."

"Wine can kill bacteria, I don't explain it like this, I really don't understand such a bad thing, why do you adults like to drink this thing."

"Wine tastes good precisely because it's hard to drink."

"Tongue twisters?"

"Here, give it a try." Without waiting for Xi Cang to refuse, Xi Ze directly poured the wine into Xi Cang's mouth, and Yan Cang frowned and swallowed it, so astringent, and then, so excited! His face immediately became drunk~ red, and his eyes were about to drip out~ water.

grabbed the gourd and drank it in a big gulp, and even danced happily, and Yu Ze also followed along with him, Liu Yi was dumbfounded and watched the two of them dancing here hand in hand, and there were really people who were drunk when they got drunk!

When I regained consciousness, I was already in the car unconsciously, followed by a tidal wave of dizziness, I was driving in the driver's seat, and my head was resting on Liu Ying's lap, why is my knee pillow a man!

Liu Ying, who had nothing to do, saw the awakened Xun Cang and explained:

"I saw that you were drunk and sent you to the car first, but I didn't expect you to get drunk when you got drunk."

At this time, Xin Cang said with a pale face:

"Give me a pocket."

"Pockets?"

Liu Ying tried to find a plastic bag and handed it to Wai Cang, who nodded with difficulty to express his gratitude. At this time, there was a sudden brake, as if a strange switch was pressed, and he vomited frantically, and it took seven or eight minutes to slow down.

Ze asked a few words with concern, got a reply that was fine, and started the car again, but he tried to slow down as much as possible to drive more smoothly. Liu Wei looked thoughtfully:

"I didn't expect you to be so bad at drinking."

"Don't get me wrong, I just have motion sickness."

"You don't smoke, you don't drink, you don't gamble, you get motion sickness, are you really a modern person? This society is full of malice towards you. ”

"That's true, I'll get some rest first."

When he arrived in Chengdu, he lay in the hotel for an afternoon, and when he was able to go out, it was already evening, and just after eating, he went to a beer shop that was open at night under the leadership of Ze. With a bitter face:

"Spare me, uncle, I really can't drink, I heard Liu Ying say that I will become strange when I drink."

"It's okay, there are a lot of wines in this bar, and there are a lot of fruit wines that can be drunk as drinks, so it doesn't matter if you try them." He had no choice but to follow in, a beer shop with a simple and transparent dΓ©cor and a rock-style foreign music.

There are no dim lights and private~private cubicles, it doesn't look like a bar, more like a fast food restaurant. From time to time, some Westerners come and go and talk to the handsome boss in English, and there is really a foreigner brewing beer in the shop. Look at the handsome face of the boss, and then look at the hard-working foreign man.

A foreign man who came to China thousands of miles to help a handsome Chinese guy has to say that the boss has an extremely strong personality. There must be an extremely dirty fart ~ stock trading behind this. In the end, under the recommendation of his boss, he chose a Lindemann blueberry beer, and looked at the beer with foam in front of him, and twisted his body unnaturally.

A familiar figure suddenly appeared in the corner of his eye, looking like Qin Gang! Why is he here? You can't admit that you're mistaken, right? Yi Cang cautiously walked over with a beer to confirm? It's really Qin Gang, Qin Gang is seriously wiping a tight-looking iron bucket on the side?

"Qin Gang, why are you here?"

Qin Gang turned his head in surprise: "Eh! I'm here to help my uncle, why are you here? Is it tomorrow's Comic Con? ”

"Well, my uncle took me to see the Comic-Con, and you're also here for tomorrow's Comic Con?" Xin Cang glanced at his uncle, who was talking to the boss, "It is estimated that my uncle is still familiar with your uncle." ”

"Well, I'm going to cos knight tomorrow, by the way, Fei Ka is also coming to Chengdu, and it is said that I will also cos at the comic con tomorrow, but I don't know if Wang Xianglai is coming."

Qin Gang also glanced at Xi Cang, nodded in agreement:

"It's indeed a regular customer, many red wine uncles have shared with this guest, speaking of which, I've been taken aback recently, your uncle seems to be very familiar with Wang Xiang and Feica's uncle. What's even more bizarre is that I, Feika, and Wang Xiang's uncles all look very similar, and my uncle also went to verify my grandfather and grandmother, and was scolded for being a bloody dog. I suspect that they are long-lost brothers or Ke~Long. ”

"Our uncles all know each other, and the four of us have become friends by coincidence, it's like growing up together since childhood, and we almost had a bloody four-cornered love."

"It seems that you have a bedroom with Wang Xiang, and your brain hole has also become bigger, Wang Xiang, this guy thinks about writing some novels every day, scripts or something, but he only writes a title every day, it's like a salted fish." In the small talk between friends, the topic will always come to some inexplicable places, and Wang Xiang will innocently lie down.

"Well, that's true, occasionally wrapped like a worm on the bed~ writhing around and refusing to write." Xin Cang also cooperated with Wang Xiang to go in and complain.

"Is there any mistake, I just heard the merciless verbal violence of the two of you here after helping out from the dessert shop, and I have been spoiling you two too much lately?" Wang Xiang didn't know when he came in, and hugged Qin Gang and Liu Ying.

The two of them opened Wang Xiang's salty pig hand in disgust at the same time and said at the same time: "Shut up!" Dead! ”

"Harassing me in the dorm room is disgusting enough, at least not on weekends. The reason why Qin Gang is more popular than you is because people never engage in base. He ruthlessly spat venom at Wang Xiang, but for these, Wang Xiang's skin has reached the level of spitting and drying itself.

Skimming around the topic, choosing to grab ~ hold a little and continue to flirt. A little like the voice of the old bustard harassed Wang Xiang:

"Eh, return the family, the voice of the little lady is really coquettish~ charming, come and play the game with the big ~ master β™‚."

The hormones in his tone were about to overflow, and Qin Gang changed the topic in time:

"Wang Xiang, didn't you say that you must write 6,000 words this week? Why did you run out of the house again? ”

"Writing also needs inspiration, after all, art comes from life, and on Monday, I will definitely write these 6,000 words." Wang Xiang scratched his head and swore an oath.

The three of them chatted about interesting things about the school here, Wang Xiang and Qin Gang taught Quan Cang some experience of wandering around the exhibition from time to time, and the two of them also ordered a beer, namely Roosevelt No. 10 and White Bear, and kept talking nonsense, and drank the beer unconsciously, and Quan Cang actually had nothing to do, and I have to say that the physique of getting drunk when he gets drunk is also strange.

Yu Ze and the boss chatted for a long time, only to see that Yu Cang was with his friends, Yu Ze and the boss came over, Wang Xiang and Qin Gang both called Yu Ze Uncle Yu Ze, and at the same time, Yu Cang also had an uncle, that is, the handsome boss he had just arranged for others to have dirty deals, Qin Nan is the name of this handsome boss and Qin Gang's uncle.

Wang Xiang also introduced his uncle Wang Qing by the way, although he didn't see it for the time being, but it is said that he is a person who wears glasses and does things more seriously, and looks very similar to Uncle Qin Nan, Fei Jia's uncle is very strange, I don't know what to say, anyway, several uncles will come to tomorrow's comic exhibition, and I will know when the time comes.

The night was already deep, and with the departure of Wang Xiang, this small circle also dispersed one after another, returned to the hotel, and fell lazily on the bed~, Liu Ying praised that today's beer is really good. "Can you get a beer?" He lifted his head buried in the quilt.

"Well, I still handed over a copper coin, let's have dinner, today's boss can see me."

The two of them studied for a long time, and finally it came down to the fact that their uncle's friends were not ordinary people, and they couldn't see Liu Ying anyway.