Chapter 195: One Wife and One Concubine
Dog, take the lead in robbery? For the rest of his life, he felt that his brain was not enough.
He looked down at the dog, and the old man in the green shirt with the knife on the neck of the rest of his life said, "Hey, you be careful." ”
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. "I didn't remember for the rest of my life that I still had a knife around my neck.
Yu Sheng crooked his neck along the knife, "Dog, you also learned to rob you, you ...... That's not right. ”
He looked back, "It's obvious that you are robbing me, how can you become a dog to rob you." ”
"That's it, it's it, it's robbing us, I, we're robbing you. The gray-shirted old man said.
The pecans behind the peach grove were almost ripe, and the rest of his life felt that he had to pick some back to replenish his brain.
"Although the dog looks quite bluffing, but it robs the four of you?" Yu Sheng looked at the four people, obviously unconvinced.
The gray-shirted old man said: "What can I deceive, how can I deceive you, it's you dog, the dog barks on the mound, and it lures us over." ”
"Yes, there was movement in the wilderness, and we used to beat our horses, but we heard the dog barking, so we went up to the mound. ”
The old man in the green shirt told Yu Sheng that they thought someone had been killed in the wild, so they followed the sound to look for it so that they could lend a helping hand in time.
When I got up to the mound, I found that the mound was densely packed with weasels.
These weasels and the two yellow fairies, when they saw them coming, surrounded them in one fell swoop.
"If it weren't for you, the dog, we could, we could have been caught by a weasel. The gray-shirted old man said.
He pointed to the dog and said, "You, you dog, dang, was standing in front of the weasel at that time, no, it wasn't him who took the lead in the robbery, and who else could it be." ”
"No, it shouldn't. Yu Sheng lowered his head and asked the dog sharply, "You, you learned from the weasel, did you learn badly?"
"Don't learn from me. The gray-shirted old man said angrily, "Big brother, this dog, the dog is their guest, the inn, let's not show mercy." ”
"Wait a minute. "I don't learn from the old man for the rest of my life, "You four demon hunters, are you still afraid of Huang Xian'er?"
"One of our brothers was possessed, and now he's on the mound. The old man in green shirt said.
The possessed Huang Xian'er is not easy to deal with, and if she is not careful, she will hurt her brother.
He told Yu Sheng that Huang Xian'er on the mound wanted to eat the dumplings from the inn, and asked the four of them to bring dumplings over to change people.
"Then you just say no, what kind of robbery are you fighting. Yu Sheng said.
"All our money was snatched away by Huang Xian'er. The gray-shirted old man said, "Don't be verbose, quick, prepare dumplings." ”
Yu Sheng said: "Your knife holder is on my neck, how can I prepare?"
"You, you're a cook?" the gray-shirted old man looked at Yu Sheng's arm, "Meng, Meng." ”
"Hell, I'm always blind. "Ignore him for the rest of his life, and now there is a big problem, that is, the dog's style.
He lowered his head and asked the dog, and the old man in the green shirt with the knife spoke first, "You be careful, what should you do if you hurt someone?"
Yu Sheng said yes and asked the dog, "You, a weasel will corrupt you with a few compliments......?"
"That's not the case at all. There was a noise outside the door.
Counting the rest of their lives, the five people turned their heads to look at the door, but there was no figure.
"I'm here. ”
The people followed the prestige, and saw a weasel crawling up the threshold.
"Yellow, weasel. The gray-shirted old man took a step back, "Okay, your inn actually colluded with Huang Xian'er." ”
The weasel ignored him and said to Yu Sheng: "At that time, the dog barked wildly to prevent these people from doing it, but who knew that they directly threw themselves into the net." ”
"It, it can be stopped by a dog, so many yellow, yellow skins? The gray-shirted old man said.
"That's true, and I'll say that dogs don't get bad. Yu Sheng said cheekily.
The weasel said unashamedly: "Why can't you stop it, the dog is my brother, and the yellow fairy is my brother and niece." ”
Seeing the four Demon Hunters glaring at it, the weasel shrank and said, "Of course, I didn't let him arrest you." You people don't often say that you can't help the wolf. ”
"That word is mother. "The rest of my life reminds it.
The weasel was stunned, "I remember wrong? You people are really, you said that the two words are so similar, and the wolf and the mother are different." ”
Yu Sheng rolled his eyes, "I didn't make it." ”
The gray-shirted old man interjected: "Don't interrupt, let people cook dumplings, my brother is still trapped on the mound."
"If you ask me to do it, I'll do it? The rest of his life tilted his head, "Don't do it." ”
The old man in the green shirt frowned, put the knife close to Yu Sheng's neck, and said to Aunt Qing: "You, the one who reads the book, go and cook dumplings, otherwise I will kill your shopkeeper." ”
Aunt Qing didn't raise her head, "Then you kill him, I won't cook dumplings." ”
"How can you be such a little aunt?" said Yu Sheng, "I'm so sad. ”
"Don't worry, my aunt will bury you properly, and she will burn you a lot of paper money. ”
"Burn two more daughters-in-law, one wife and one concubine, and two big mansions. By the way, the paper figure must be good-looking, not like the city lord, and you are almost inseparable. ”
"you. Aunt Qing casually threw a chopstick, "It's not big or small, dare to make fun of the little aunt." ”
Yu Sheng wanted to dodge the chopsticks, but this angered the old man in green shirt, "Look at it, there is a knife on your neck." ”
He asked Yu Sheng closely, "You should let people cook dumplings!"
"Don't go. ”
The old man in the green shirt stared at Yu Sheng fiercely, and suddenly withdrew his knife and hugged his fist and said: "Please, shopkeeper, my brother will be buried in the belly of the rat if he goes late." ”
"What rats, we are weasels, and we were one wolf eight hundred years ago. The weasel jumped to protest by jumping on the side.
", you couldn't be a wolf eight hundred years ago. ”
After choking the weasel for the rest of his life, he turned his head to the old man in green shirt and said, "Your knife is good......
"Here you go, here you go. The old man in the green shirt handed over the knife.
"And the scabbard. Yu Sheng took it = before he said: "Wait, I'll go cook the dumplings." ”
There are still a lot of dumplings left from yesterday's wrapping.
"You, you're really a cook. The gray-shirted old man said.
"Of course. ”
Yu Sheng squatted down and said to the dog: "Don't bark at Huang Pizi next time, you stand on the mound and shout to people, they don't dare to go up." ”
The dog didn't seem to understand, and he didn't expect it to understand for the rest of his life, so he touched the dog's head and said, "I'll give you a meal for lunch and reward you with a big bone." ”
The big bone dog understood, and immediately wagged his tail happily.
"Hey," the rest of his life went into the back kitchen, and the weasel remembered to get down to business, "do you think I don't look like a human?"
"Not really. The four of them said in unison.
"Hey, there are people who have no beads. The weasel walked through the lobby and into the backyard with his head held high.
But he quickly ran out again, and he shouted into the backyard, "Your uncle, tell you, you're done......"
Before he finished speaking, the black cat, the sheriff dragged the salted fish in, scared the weasel and fled in embarrassment.
The dumplings were quickly cooked, and Yu Sheng was handed them in a food box, and the four and a half hundred old men hurriedly thanked them and got into the rain.
Yu Sheng went to the back kitchen again and brought out a bowl of things and shook it in front of Aunt Qing.
Aunt Qing raised her head, didn't wait for the rest of her life to move the bowl away, and snatched it over, "Give it to me." ”
In the bowl was egg custard, Aunt Qing took a sip, "Where's the wine?"
Yu Sheng held a wine jug in his hand and asked, "What if the knife really slashed at my neck at that time?"
"Chop it, chop it, what can I do. Aunt Qing saw Yu Sheng remove the wine jug, and hurriedly said, "Don't worry, his knife is not as fast as mine." ”