In the dormitory 437 of Building 13 of Jiangnan University, Wang Dawei sat on a chair, holding a paper fan and fanning wildly, with beads of sweat on his forehead, his eyes staring at the mobile phone in his left hand, watching the goddess reply to the message.

WeChat's messages rang non-stop.

"Dawei: I don't have classes in the afternoon, I'll ride to the city to buy you a birthday present."

"Goddess: Whatever."

"Dawei: Today is 5.20, tomorrow is your birthday, I can't hold it back."

"Goddess: What do you mean?"

"Dawei: In other words, these two days are the best days for confession. (a rose)"

A minute later...... The goddess did not reply to the message.

Wang Dawei thought about it blindly, and typed it worriedly.

"David: Gone?"

"Goddess: No, I'm shopping for Taobao."

"David: Oh, there are some things I want to tell you today."

Wang Dawei sent the message over, typed quickly, and before the message was finished, the goddess sent a message.

"Goddess: Confess everything, forget it, you're fine, but we're not suitable."

Wang Dawei's head "buzzed", the sky was spinning, and his heart ached. Look at the unfinished message in the chat box:

Seriously, I've been liking you for the past three years. It's just that I have a little inferiority complex in front of people. So I have never made a commitment to you. I really want to say to you today, let's be together. I hope you can give it to me......

There was a dead silence, and Wang Dawei stared blankly at the goddess's head. Suddenly, the goddess sent another message, and Wang Dawei looked at it carefully, and there was an infinite sense of loss and frustration.

"Goddess: By the way, I have a boyfriend, and he just confessed successfully today. I hope we're better friends. I took a shower and had an appointment in the evening. 886。 ”

Wang Dawei silently deleted the message that was not sent, and silently typed the word "oh" and sent it over. Then turn off WeChat fiercely. Trying to cry in pain, he leaned back in his chair and stared blankly at the ceiling.

At this time, the door of the dormitory was opened, and the second roommate, Chen Song, walked in, saw Wang Dawei's appearance, and asked strangely: "Third child, how did you do it?" It feels like you've lost your soul. ”

Wang Dawei did not squeak.

Chen Song slapped his thigh, remembering that Wang Dawei said that he would confess to the goddess today, and he looked like he was probably no play, and comforted: "What do you want a woman to do, do you think I'm not very chic?" Let's go, brother accompanies you to drink. ”

Wang Dawei sat up straight and said, "Good brother, go, go drinking." ”

At noon, the two of them went to the South Gate Snack Street together, found a restaurant, and ate meat and drank a lot. At one or two o'clock in the afternoon, the two of them staggered back to the dormitory.

Chen Song lay directly on the bed. Wang Dawei sat sullenly in his chair, and didn't want to go to sleep, so he turned on the TV in the bedroom and chose a random channel, but it was a news channel.

Wang Dawei looked bored for a while, drank a large glass of boiled water, lay on the table, took out his mobile phone, and opened his favorite game - the journey of the silk warriors.

This mobile phone stand-alone game was found by Wang Dawei on the Internet, and he liked it after playing it once. This game is a game of clearing and killing monsters, passing five levels, killing to the sixth level, you will meet the big BOOS, whose name is the Cuckold Demon King. Defeat the Cuckold Demon King and rescue the Green Tea Princess.

He's still one last hurdle away.

Wang Dawei operated the silk warrior and came to the palace of the demon king, and after a hard fight, he finally defeated the green hat demon king. At the end of the screen, there is a sentence "Congratulations, you saved a green tea princess, take it home and play".

Wang Dawei shook his head with a smile and clicked the end button. How do you know that the screen changes, and enters a closed secret room, which contains a glittering treasure chest, showing the name "Demon King's Treasure Chest", and showing a click button.

Wang Dawei nodded curiously, and the dynamic screen showed that the treasure chest was opened, and then a dialog box popped up, showing an item prop.

The name is "Can't Help but Fart Charm". There is also a line of small print below, which reads: Gollum said, "I can't help it, I want to fart so much, I can't stop when I put it down."

There is a parenthesis at the end, and the content in the parentheses is: If you don't click to receive it for 24 hours, it will be automatically retracted. Or put it in a package and store it. This item is a one-time consumable.

At the bottom are two buttons, which say "Receive" and "Deposit".

Wang Dawei looked at it for a long time, and with a slight click of his fingers, a yellow rune paper appeared from the air without warning, floating on his body.

Wang Dawei was taken aback, grabbed the rune paper, and saw a strange spell painted on it, and the cinnabar word "fart talisman" on the back. After looking left and right for a long time, "I cǎo" popped out of his mouth, and he stood up.

This rune paper is no different from real paper to the touch. Wang Dawei wondered if someone was teasing him, and when he looked left and right, he didn't find anyone. I thought of the game in my phone again, and when I clicked on it, the game entered the screen and stopped, showing a countdown time.

Until next on: 10 hours, 23 minutes, 21 seconds.

Time is dwindling fast. Wang Dawei looked at the time on the TV screen, calculated in his heart, and found that it was exactly twelve o'clock in the evening.

Wang Dawei was puzzled and quit the game, planning to verify it again at twelve o'clock in the evening. Putting the phone aside, holding the rune paper and looking and touching, a message suddenly popped up in my brain.

Wang Dawei was stunned for a moment, thought about it carefully, and found that it was the use of this rune paper. Wang Dawei secretly called himself lucky, and God couldn't look past the pain of his broken love and comforted himself.

He held the rune paper and wanted to see if it was real. Looking east and west, suddenly I saw the news on TV. At this time, the news was broadcast live internationally.

Japanese Prime Minister Abe and U.S. Imperialist President Okunkai stood together and were interviewed by reporters. Ampere and Okukanhai hugged each other, looking very friendly.

An Pei said that he would never give up on the islands in the east of China, and Ao Guanhai expressed his understanding. Then the flash crackled and flashed.

Wang Dawei was angry when he saw it, thinking that Little Japan and the American imperialist wolf bèi were in cahoots. Looking at the rune paper in his hand, he had an idea in his heart, laughed evilly, took out a ballpoint pen, and wrote on the back of the rune paper: Japanese Prime Minister Ampere.

Then he took out a lighter and lit it on the rune paper, and with a hula sound, it burned in an instant, and a puff of green smoke came out. Wang Dawei was startled, he didn't find a bit of ash, and when he was looking down, he heard an extremely long, very loud fart sound on the TV station.

Wang Dawei raised his head in surprise, saw the strange expressions on everyone's faces on the TV, no one squeaked, it was very quiet, they all looked at each other, and finally looked at Japanese Prime Minister Ampere.

Immediately after that, there was a series of fart sounds, like blowing the battle horn. A foul smell came out, and you can guess by looking at the picture, Ao Guanhai covered his nose and shouted "Oh, mygod!", and ran away.

Other reporters and staff members also dispersed. However, the master with the camera is far away and more dedicated, still filming chaotic pictures.

Ampere runs away with a flushed face, covering his ass and calling out "Ya Butterfly" in shame, disappearing from the camera's sight.

The TV screen suddenly paused, and then turned into an advertisement.

Wang Dawei laughed like a sea seal, beating his thighs, and tears burst into laughter. This movement woke up Chen Song, who was sleeping, Chen Song raised his head and complained, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Wang Dawei pointed to the TV screen and said with a smile: "You didn't see it, you didn't see it, haha, it's so funny, it's so funny, haha, the old devil of Ampere is out of the ocean, haha......"

The second Chen Song glanced at the TV inexplicably, found that it was an advertisement for sanitary napkins, and threw out a sentence, saying: "I said the third child, are you drinking and confused, watching a sanitary napkin makes you laugh like this?" ”

After saying that, he fell asleep again.

Wang Dawei did not explain, he knew that there were many capable people in Huaxia, and it is estimated that there is now a video of Ampere's old devil farting on the Internet, which will definitely make headlines.

Wang Dawei carefully picked up the mobile phone, as if the baby was holding it in his hand, he knew that this was an opportunity to change his fate, and he should seize it well.

So, what items will you get later? Superman suits, Batman chariots, Monkey King's golden hoop sticks, or some bizarre time machines, shrinking lamps or elixirs, elixirs or the like?

……

Wang Dawei thought very refreshedly in his heart.