Chapter 114: Deception
Although Li Xiaopang is a native of Black Blind Zitun, he still doesn't understand what the village chief's uncle said: "Silly uncle has food and clothing, with his temperament, and he doesn't want to be famous or profit-seeking, it seems that there is no need to mix in the entertainment industry, right?" ”
Uncle the village chief knocked the cigarette pouch pot on the sole of his shoe twice: "Xiaotian, you don't know, the fool's life experience has always been a mystery, who his surname is, and where he comes from, we don't know." If he could really show his face on TV, maybe his family would be able to find him, so it was an opportunity. ”
Understood-Li Xiaopang looked at the stupid uncle, and saw that he still had a pure smile on his face, gnawing on his bones with taste, like a newborn baby, untainted by the world. Thinking that even if he really became a star, he would definitely not change anything, so he nodded happily.
"Great!" Tang Lele cheered and patted Li Xiaopang's shoulder, "I dare to pack tickets, if Uncle Silly participates, he will definitely be able to pass all the way and become a household name." ”
The matter was determined like this, and when it was time to go to bed at night, Tang Lele followed Xiao Gezi to Bai Jingjing's house, and the two sisters must have something to say privately. As for Liu Yibing and Huang Tiejun, they stayed overnight at Li Daming's house and slept on a big kang.
Several people are used to sleeping Simmons, lying on the hard kang, and they are really a little unaccustomed to being cold, and they can't sleep after turning around, just like a pancake.
But when he woke up, Huang Tiejun stretched comfortably: "It's so comfortable to sleep on this kang, and my waist disc doesn't feel sore." ”
Of course, several other partners knew about his problems, and when he was a soldier, he had a problem with a disc falling from his waist and sleeping on a hot and hard kang that was most suitable.
Chu Jianguo said twice: "Brother Jun, do you want to build a kang in your small western-style building?" ”
As he was talking, he heard Tang Lele's greeting from outside the house, and it turned out that he was telling them to get up early and take a walk. Because they went to bed early last night, several people got up early, and they were all full of energy, so they followed Xiao Gezi and Tang Lele to the east of the village.
When I walked to the entrance of the village, I met Li Xiaopang's family. Tang Lele is a rare monkey, and he has to hold the little monkey. Monkey San will also enjoy happiness, of course, he will not refuse this gentle township.
And this product is not honest in Tang Lele's arms, the little paw often catches Tang Lele's sensitive parts, and this girl pokes her head and teaches her a good lesson, and she calls it "a little colored monkey." ”
Monkey San was a little unconvinced, chirping in his mouth, his little paw pointed to the small dirt bag on the side of the road, everyone looked over there, Tang Lele took a sip: "Colored pig!" ”
Huang Tiejun still has some eyes: "That breeding head seems to be a wild boar?" ”
"Wild boar! I knew it would be good to bring my compound bow and collect a pair of tusks as a souvenir. "Chu Jianguo usually likes to hunt, not for a bite to eat, but mainly for the excitement of hunting.
Li Xiaopang couldn't help pouting when he heard this: "You'd better take this thought, our wild animals here are all protected." ”
Chu Jianguo is not easy to get along with, he sneered a few times: "If you want to take care of me, you don't have this qualification yet!" ”
"Then you can try it now, and compare it with Zhu Xiaoba." Li Xiaopang is not used to him, even if the king of heaven is here, he wants to break the rules.
Chu Jianguo's little white face turned red: "If I had a weapon in my hand, that plague pig would have turned into a dead pig!" ”
Li Xiaopang rolled up his sleeves and yelled in his mouth: "Little Ba, accompany me to fight today, and then be cool!" ”
While screaming, he ran towards Pig Hachi, and directly pushed Pig Hachi off the sow's back. Although Zhu Xiaoba was afraid of him, he was being disrupted in his head, and he was bullied the pig too much. So he roared twice and rushed towards Li Xiaopang with his head stuffy, and his sharp fangs caused people to exclaim.
It's a good time -- Li Xiaopang deliberately showed off, turned sideways slightly, and pushed on the back of Zhu Xiaoba with one palm, and the big wild boar of nearly 300 catties rolled directly on the ground several times and planted it into the mud pit.
It's still relatively cool this month, Zhu Xiaoba was excited by the muddy water, and his mind finally cleared up a lot, he snorted twice and rushed out of the mud pit. Just when everyone thought that it was red-eyed and would definitely continue to fight, they saw that the thing spread its hooves, turned around and ran. Fleeing from the wind, it is talking about its goods.
"Don't run, my sow is still waiting-" Uncle Yu was so anxious that he stomped his feet, his family also harvested a litter of wild boar cubs, only a few days later than Li Daming's family, and all of them were booked by the countryman, and the price made him very satisfied, so he drove the sow over, hoping to continue to make a fortune by borrowing the seed of Zhu Xiaoba, who knew that Li Xiaopang had disturbed a good thing.
"Uncle Yu, it's okay, the power of love is the greatest. This thing is not remembered, not to mention, the old sow is much more attractive to it than delicious. Li Xiaopang comforted him vigorously, and when a large group of people walked out less than two miles, he saw Zhu Xiaoba walking around not far away.
Chu Jianguo really wanted to rush forward, and he also fought with the wild boar with his bare hands, so as not to make the little fat man stunted. But after weighing the combat strength of both the enemy and us, he could only endure it.
Unconsciously, he slipped to the edge of the forest, and Xu heard the movement, and two black blind bears came out of the forest and rushed towards the crowd.
"Be careful!" Huang Tiejun roared and rushed to the front, shouting in his mouth for everyone to run first. Seeing this, Li Xiaopang couldn't help nodding secretly: Lao Huang is still more responsible, more responsible than the little white face surnamed Chu, didn't you see that little white face and was so scared that her face was the same as white paper, hey, Sun thief, don't run away-
To say that Chu Jianguo is not bad, he still pulls Tang Lele when he runs, otherwise, Li Xiaopang will definitely despise him even more.
After running out for more than ten steps, I heard the shout of the little grid behind me: "Don't run, these two bears are the mascots of the village, with us, they won't hurt people!" ”
What about the deceitful ghost-Chu Jianguo muttered in his heart, and ran more happily under his feet. But Tang Lele ran and turned back, and then saw an extremely frightening scene, only to see the little fat man wrestling with a bear, and on the ground next to him, there was already a lying down, and he was chirping to climb up, and the little guy named Yaya was also pulling a bear slap and dragging it hard.
Tang Lele struggled to break free of Chu Jianguo's palm, slapped his palm, and cheered for Li Xiaopang. Li Xiaopang also shook his spirits, and with a "ah-hit" sound, he carried the fat and strong black blind man to his shoulder, and a beautiful over-the-shoulder fall, the bear could only fall to the ground and chatter.
This scene can make several outsiders look stupid, Liu Yibing is also completely impressed, the last time he was defeated by Li Xiaopang, he has not been convinced, thinking that the little fat man won with the help of water potential; Today, I witnessed Li Xiaopang's submission to Erxiong, and I realized that the gap between myself and others has become bigger and bigger.
Is this guy still human? Chu Jianguo only had this one thought left in his mind. And Tang Lele ran back, stood beside Yaya, looked at the bear at close range, and muttered: "You are really bears!" ”
Xiong Daxiong Er doesn't care, it's commonplace to fall anyway, these two goods have also learned to rape, lying on the ground and not getting up, humming and chirping to win everyone's sympathy. Soon, Xiao Gezi stuffed the steamed buns he had brought into their mouths - they were also going to be fed to the bears.
"Doesn't seem like you animals are afraid of people?" Tang Lele is rectum, and he can't hide the words in his stomach at all.
Xiao Gezi smiled and nodded: "This is the harmony between humans and animals - Lele, you feed them steamed buns." ”
Tang Lele also had this intention, grabbed a big steamed bun, broke it in half, and stuffed it into Xiong's mouth. Xiong Da was still eating straight just now, but he raised his palm, pulled the half of the steamed bun to the ground, and roared at Tang Lele, his little eyes shot a fierce light. Frightened, Huang Tiejun hurriedly dragged Tang Lele behind him: "Be careful, this black blind man recognizes life!" ”
"Bear-like!" Tang Lele felt a little aggrieved in his heart: This is clearly watching people put down dishes. Xiao Gezi comforted her vigorously: "It's good to mix them, and the raw people feed them, but they never eat them."
As he was talking, he saw a black blind man swaying out of the forest, Li Xiaopang's eyes couldn't help but light up when he saw this: "Xiong Wazi, its mother, you have also finished hibernation, hurry up and come over to pad two steamed buns to make up for your body-"
Roar - the mother bear roared, she didn't appreciate it at all, and the wildness on her body was much better than that of the big bear. In the end, Monkey San ran up and threw a few steamed buns at it, and this guy only swallowed them all in his stomach, and it seemed that he was really hungry.
"How many black blind people are there in this forest, no wonder it's called Black Blind Tun." Tang Lele was quite emotional.
Li Xiaopang said twice: "There are only three big ones, but this one is better not to mess with it, the temper is not good, there are really several lives under its bear paws!" ”
Of course they didn't believe Huang Tiejun, but in the end it was Liu Yibing who testified, and they were convinced. Looking at these blind bears again, they are not as cute as they were just now, but they are in awe from the bottom of their hearts.
Bypassing the blind bears and about to lead the guests around the woods, they heard a rough cry in the air, and then a huge steppe eagle swooped down.
This place is too dangerous - Chu Jianguo is frightened, not only from the ground, but also from the air.
And Li Xiaopang was quick-eyed, and hurriedly put a piece of skin on Yaya's little arm, and then, the old eagle gathered his wings and landed on Yaya's outstretched arm.
Looking at the eagle eagle with a body size similar to that of the little girl, and landed firmly on her arm, Huang Tiejun and others were amazed: What a good eagle eagle, and besides, this little girl doesn't seem to be ordinary, one arm can support the weight of the eagle, even if it is an adult, it is not easy to do, right?
Seeing that the eagle eagle did not mean to hurt people, Chu Jianguo's heart began to itch again, as a standard gentleman, the cage bird is his favorite. This bird of prey, in particular, makes him yearn for it immensely. Don't you see, the local tyrants in the Middle East like to play eagles.
So he had the courage to come to the girl's side, and also learned from the little girl, and reached out to stroke the feathers on the old eagle's body.
"Don't!" Xiao Gezi exclaimed, the old eagle's temperament is the most strong, except for the little girl, even if it is Monkey San and Brother Xiaotian, don't want to touch it.
At the same time as she warned her, the old eagle's sharp mouth pecked like lightning, only to hear Chu Jianguo's scream, the back of his hand was dripping with blood, the skin was open, and the pain made him scream in his mouth, and he shook his hand and jumped straight in place.
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