Chapter 157: Who is the head of the household?
Monkey San has a soft spot for all kinds of bird eggs, otherwise, he would not be followed by a flock of bird cubs all day long. This is probably the first time I've seen such a big bird's egg, so I hugged it back.
Don't say it's it, it's Li Xiaopang, holding the heavy ostrich egg is also a little foggy: it is estimated that it is more than three catties, it is too big, even if it is a large amount of food, it is estimated that one ostrich egg can hold enough to choke.
But after all, it was someone else's thing, so he held the ostrich egg and returned it to the caretaker beside him. Unexpectedly, the caretaker smiled and waved his hand: "Forget it, if the little monkey likes it, let it play, anyway, we are not going to increase the number of ostriches in the garden, these ostrich eggs usually improve their lives-"
Hearing this, Li Xiaopang couldn't help but feel moved: "Ostriches are easy to feed, aren't they?" He thought that if he sprinkled some ostriches on the meadow, it would be another scene.
"This thing is wild in the African savannah, it is an omnivorous animal, and it will not starve to death if there is grass. The only drawback is that it is not frost-resistant, and in winter, you have to build a large greenhouse. The administrator probably also saw Li Xiaopang's thoughts, so he introduced it in more detail.
Think about it, the African savannah is in the dry season, the conditions are old and harsh, and the ostriches can survive and reproduce, of course, it is easy to feed. As for the problem of wintering, there are all places in the black blind tun anyway, and it is absolutely no problem to build a greenhouse.
After calculating it, Li Xiaopang proposed to buy a batch of ostrich eggs. I haven't bought this thing before, so I don't know the price. But the administrator said that ostrich eggs like this are in short supply for a hundred dollars each.
It's really expensive, our big goose eggs are only five yuan a piece - Li Xiaopang is also staggering, if the ostrich can be like an old hen, it lays more than 100 eggs a year, it will be amazing!
After asking again, I learned that the ostrich does not lay high eggs, and in the northeast, it is enough to lay fifty or sixty eggs a year.
Hearing that Li Xiaopang wanted to buy ostrich eggs, Comrade Deputy Director waved his hand and directly gave Li Xiaopang 20 ostrich eggs for free. Li Xiaopang inquired about the hatching situation again, and learned that it was similar to hatching ducklings and goslings, but the time was a little longer, and it would take about forty days for the chicks to come out of the shell.
"It's okay, those old ladies in our village are idle, and when you see such a big ostrich egg, don't you make them happy." Li Xiaopang is in a good mood, this trip was not in vain.
The rest of the filming had nothing to do with him, so after staying in the garden for two days, Li Xiaopang rushed back in a hurry. Twenty ostrich eggs, several large boxes.
Before leaving, I didn't forget to invite Mr. Hong and Mr. Li. These two old men must have inquired about the situation in the black blind mantun recently, so they happily went.
Monkey San's scene at the zoo was filmed first, so he went back with him. Originally, the little monkey was annoyed by those birds at home, and wanted to hide here more, but he failed to do so, and was dragged to the car by Li Xiaopang's tail. Monkey San can only sigh in his heart: Even if it's a hard life-
Because of the early departure, that night, Li Xiaopang and his group returned to the black blind mantun, standing at the entrance of the village, Li Xiaopang shouted: "Everyone pay attention, make trouble-"
The village was already small, and his voice was so loud that all the people in Tunzi almost shouted out to him, and everyone looked around the ostrich eggs in the cardboard box.
Li Daming stepped forward and gently tapped the eggshell with his fingers: "It's time to catch up with the little watermelon, Xiaotian, is this your drop?" β
Li Xiaopang really wanted to pick up an ostrich egg and smash it on his head: "Do people lay eggs?" β
"Why not, when Nezha was born, wasn't it just a big ball of meat, Uncle Little Fat, why don't we cut one open and take a look, maybe a little person will pop out of it?" This is the conclusion reached by the group of little babies, and the little black faces are full of excitement.
"Let's play." Li Xiaopang pulled away the pile of small brain melons in front of him, "This is an ostrich egg, and there are still hatching ostriches - the village chief's aunt, I have to trouble you this time, who called you the first egg hatching master in our black blind Zitun." β
The village chief's aunt smiled on her face: "I can't say that, the three monkeys are better than me now." β
As soon as the words fell, Monkey Sanyi ran away without a trace, and this thing seemed to be really scared. It ran in front, followed by more than a dozen and a half large water birds, from large to small, lined up all the way in a column, all opened their mouths and shouted, opened their little feathered wings, spread their legs behind them, and did not see them for several days, thinking bad about these little guys.
After everyone laughed for a while, Li Xiaopang introduced the two guests. After learning that Mr. Hong was an expert in fish research, Uncle Yu couldn't help but say something, so he dragged the two to his home. Li Xiaopang pondered, and the family had already finished eating, so he simply went to Uncle Yu's house for a meal.
Of course, old Uncle Yu's house is indispensable for fish: a plate of fried golden crucian carp melon seeds, all of which are palm-wide. It has been marinated with salt for a long time, and the moisture in the fish is salted out, so it becomes very dense, and it is torn into a trace by hand, and the aftertaste is endless.
"Good fish, good fish." Old Man Hong tasted it, and he sighed for a long time, and then praised it repeatedly. Generally speaking, the taste of salted fish is definitely slightly worse than that of fresh fish, but this plate of salted fish in front of you not only retains the freshness of the fish, but also has a chewy head and aftertaste, which is really rare.
praised a few times, but found that no one answered, Old Man Hong turned his big fat face, and he also understood, it turned out that everyone else was bored and eating, how could they have time to talk.
After eating and drinking, they brewed the medicinal tea processed by Li Daming, and several people opened the conversation. Uncle Yu and Hong Lao Pang got together, they really have a common language, Li Xiaopang wanted to interject several times, but no one paid attention to him.
Go home first, the future will be long - Li Xiaopang had no choice but to wander around and go home, first go to the firewood bar to take a look at the second fat man, and find that this guy was grinding his teeth with a big bone in his mouth. Seeing Li Xiaopang, the second fat man glared and snorted a few times, and his attitude was very unfriendly. It is estimated that if he saw Yaya, he would have pounced on it a long time ago.
Li Xiaopang was furious when he saw it: "I haven't seen you for a few days, my temper has risen, dare to shake my majesty with me, believe it or not, I will be a Wu Erlang today!" β
After all, the second fat man turned out to be a coward, although he now has some tiger energy, but he was still frightened by Li Xiaopang, and he lay back in the nest, looking listless: Don't pay attention to me, annoying-
"You are content, compared to those brothers and sisters in the garden, you are old and happy." Li Xiaopang chattered a few words before moving to the front yard. Old man Wu was shaking the big pu fan, sitting under the window to enjoy the shade, the big flower and the small flower two and a half big lynx each lying on one of his laps, seeing Li Xiaopang, immediately bowed down and screamed, putting on a posture of pounce.
"Stop, stop!" Li Xiaopang hurriedly shouted, "Yaya is not at home, are you all under the control of the Heavenly Empire, um!" "That's right, as soon as the girl leaves, these animals will also lose their souls.
As a result, before he could finish speaking, Big Flower and Little Flower pounced. These two guys are now bigger than ordinary domestic cats, with sharp teeth and claws, how dare Li Xiaopang fight with them, and pick up the earthen basket placed next to the wicker fence and use it as a shield in front of him. As a result, I was stunned by those two guys.
After going crazy, Big Flower and Little Flower held up their short tails high, as if holding high the banner of victory, and went to Uncle Biao's house next door.
"I gave them the wrong name in the first place, they should be called big crazy and little crazy!" Li Xiaopang put down the earthen basket with palpitations, in his understanding, lynx are all half-crazy, and the old lady with big flowers and small flowers was like this at the beginning, throwing down the two little cubs and running away, which is unpredictable.
Finally got rid of the two nervous lynxes, Li Xiaopang was just about to enter the house, when he saw the Rhubarb family sneaking out of the barn, lined up in a row, probably after dark, ready to go to the meadow to catch mice.
"It's better to have rhubarb and two yellows, and eliminate harm for the people every day." Li Xiaopang waved his hand and said hello affectionately. Unexpectedly, weasels, large and small, barked their teeth at him together, and Rhubarb took the lead in raising its tail.
Frightened, Li Xiaopang waved his hand again and again: "Don't use chemical weapons to pollute the environment, haven't you heard that cow farting has something to do with haze?"
After the weasel family disappeared in a neat line, Li Xiaopang breathed a sigh of relief and spread his hands towards Old Man Wu: "What's wrong with this one by one, it wasn't like this before!" β
"Bear with me, just wait for the girl to come back." Old Man Wu also felt the same way in the past two days: as soon as Yaya left, these guys were like motherless babies.
Li Xiaopang could only shake his head and get into the house. The scene in the Siberian Tiger Garden will take more than a week, and it seems that this period will be difficult.
When he entered the house, Xiong Wazi immediately pounced on him, hugging Li Xiaopang's thighs and shaking vigorously, how could he be so affectionate.
"Oh, bear baby, I really didn't hurt you in vain!" Li Xiaopang was also excited, and finally met someone who was close to me.
In addition to being happy, he deliberately picked up two pieces of toffee brought back by Monkey Three and counted them as a reward.
After a day in the car, Li Xiaopang was really tired, and fell asleep on the kang. The next morning, he was awakened by the sound of knocking on the glass, he pulled his shoes down to the ground in a daze, opened the door, put the big gray and little gray in, and yawned and said "good morning".
The two squirrels got into the house, scurrying around on the underground kang for a while, and then bared their big teeth and squeaked at Li Xiaopang, jumping while screaming, probably asking: Where is my maid!
Li Xiaopang waved his hand in a daze: "What a big deal, I'll be back in two days, don't forget to send more mushrooms then, the mushrooms you brought today are a little less-"
Big Gray and Little Gray shook their big fluffy tails, and then picked up the hazelnut mushrooms on the kang and ran out of the house with a smoke.
Li Xiaopang's eyes were a little long: "If you don't bring this, why did you take away the gift?" β
The old man Wu on the kang also sat up and said happily: "People are giving it to Yaya, and now Yaya is not at home, of course I have to take itββ"
"Two stingy guys." Li Xiaopang muttered, and then felt a little panicked under his feet, and looked down, only to see that the new shoes he had just bought in the provincial capital yesterday were half pulled, and the entire back half of the left shoe was missing.
"Bear baby-" Li Xiaopang shouted, only to see the bear baby in the nest holding half a shoe heel and gnawing there.
I can't live this day - Li Xiaopang wailed in his heart, he now understands that the head of this family should be a girl.
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