Chapter 195: A Test
I saw that Mr. Test's golden eyes were glowing with fear, and after swallowing a mouthful of spit, he said, "If it was an ordinary woman who was so close to me at this time, I would have fainted by foaming at the mouth by now." ”
Mr. Test's words made Ai Qingse, who had been twisting her head, also turn her head back to look at him, and Misle's eyebrows were raised upward, and she didn't say anything.
Mr. Test continued, "A little farther away I will keep throwing up, in a farther I will cough unstoppable, coughing until I want to vomit blood, in a farther away, I will keep shivering, trembling to the point of convulsions, in the farther ~ I will get goosebumps." Mr. Test really shuddered as he spoke, and he really felt deeply affected by it.
Ai Qing's eyes were slightly sympathetic, and Misle took a breath and said, "What kind of strange illness are you?" ”
Mr. Test lowered his head and sighed sadly, "I don't know, I have been urinating since I was a child." As he spoke, he threw his head up and yelled at the sky, "But I want a girl!" I want a girl so much! I want to get close to the girl! I want to hold my little hand with the girl, or I can hug her, or I can do something else! I want to think about it!! “
From Mr. Test's hoarse roar, you can feel how urgent and heartfelt he is for this idea.
"You can do it for thousands of years." As we all looked at Mr. Test in silence, the leafy grass suddenly spoke.
Mr. Test's angry shouting stopped, turned his head to look at the leaf, and said aggrievedly, "Thousands of years...... I won't have the courage to live if I can't meet a girl for thousands of years! ”
“…… You're really unproductive. The leafy grass shook her head and said.
After a long sigh, Mr. Test seemed to be a lot calmer, looked at the three of us and said, "Okay, let's talk about your business first, come, let's sit down and talk." With that, he walked to the round table on the other side.
Naturally, the three of us followed, and when we sat down, the grass jumped up and down on the table.
As soon as she sat down, Misila said with some incomprehension, "Then you can just go to spirits like us or immortals." ”
Hearing this, Mr. Test shook his head disapprebly and said, "It's different, neither the spirit nor the immortal has a woman's incense, and the woman who doesn't have a woman's fragrance is ...... with me."
Mr. Test said that he stopped suddenly, and after carefully glancing at me and Misle, he raised his hand to cover his mouth and coughed lightly, and then said, "I have a soft spot for women's incense. ”
Misle glanced at him and frowned slightly, "Is there really a woman's fragrance?" As he spoke, he lowered his head and sniffed at himself, then came to me and sniffed it, and then stretched his neck to smell Ai Qing, but was pushed away by Ai Qing's big hand.
"I said that you don't have a woman's incense, what do you smell blindly." Ai Qingse said as she pushed Misila away.
Misle pursed her lips, but then her eyes lit up and she slapped the table and said, "Since you can smell the woman's fragrance, why did you mistake this guy before." Misle grinned as she spoke, with a wicked smile on her face, and said obscenely to Mr. Test, "Say, did you mean it?" ”
Hearing this, Mr. Test hurriedly waved his hand and shouted wronged, "No, no." He looked a little flustered, and hurriedly explained, "Actually, this is the case, I was thousands of miles away, and after nearly five thousand years, I only moved to this thousand miles a little bit, and this nose is not as good as before, and when I opened the door to welcome you, the woman in my daughter's country came in a little bit, so I was mistaken, I definitely didn't mean it!" The last sentence Mr. Test said was extremely affirmative.
But Misle was curious about another thing, and asked in disbelief, "You have been here little by little for more than 5,000 years because of this?" ”
"Oh, no, but fortunately, there is always a reward for the effort!" Mr. Test said with tears in his eyes.
His words made Misle open her mouth wide, but she didn't say a word, licked her lips silently and sat back honestly.
This is the end of this topic, and I have found the right time to speak, "Actually, we are here to ask you about something. ”
Mr. Test waved his hand and didn't let me continue, "You shouldn't know much about me, Mr. Test, the word test is my way of survival, so I will never answer other people's questions in vain, only you ask, I will test, and what I measure is what it is." “
"Can you measure anything?" Misle was interested again and asked excitedly.
Mr. Test smiled and nodded, "I can measure it, but I won't necessarily tell you." At this time, his serious appearance was like two people just now.
When Misle heard this, she said dissatisfiedly, "If you don't tell us, what else will we measure?" ”
"There are many things that cannot be divulged." Mr. Test said incomprehensibly.
Then Mr. Test looked at me, "Actually, there are not many people in this world who are qualified to ask me for a test, but for the sake of one of you, I can test a question for each of you today." ”
"Really?"
"Someone who is destined?"
Misle spoke at the same time as me, but she was curious about the truth of Mr. Test's words, and I was curious about who the destined person was.
"Nature is true." Mr. Test looked at Misle and replied, Misle immediately smiled with satisfaction, and then Mr. Test looked at me and asked, "I don't know, is the apprentice below okay?" ”
"Apprentice?" I asked, a little confused.
Mr. Test smiled and said, "That's the one who gave you the silver bell." ”
I was a little surprised when I heard this, but I didn't expect this Mr. Test to be the master of the eccentric boss, and replied, "It should be okay." ”
After hearing the answer, Mr. Test seemed to be a lot more relieved, and continued to speak, "Give me the silver bell that Ning Yan gave you." ”
Without asking any more questions, I took out the silver bell from my bosom, and Misila leaned over and asked curiously, "What is this?" ”
I didn't reply, I handed the silver bell to Mr. Xue, and Misile didn't ask much, but the moment the silver bell was picked up by Mr. Xue, a crisp bell suddenly sounded, and then it seemed to blow out of it, blowing down the thousands of miles of grass outside from this courtyard.
Mr. Test took the silver bell and kept turning the silver bell in circles with his thumb, but there was no bell ringing, and after the silver bell turned three times, Mr. Test stopped and handed the bell back to me, and saw that his expression did not change. (To be continued.) )