Chapter 32: You are the wind, I am the sand
Because of Li Xiaopang's joining, the next trip is full of mountain and wild interest, even if it is a grass or a tree, it is full of fun in his hands.
"This kind of is called Maolian cabbage, and there is a layer of fine small hooks on the leaves, which is very fun." Li Xiaopang casually picked a few narrow leaves from the ground, fluffy and green.
"How to play?" Lin Xiaoxiao came over, she is this character.
Li Xiaopang smiled evilly in his heart: "Let me show you, that Mr. Yang, please be a model-"
After speaking, regardless of whether Yang Million agreed or not, he took a few leaves and pasted them on the clothes on his back. A total of five sticks were glued: three horizontal and one vertical, plus one pinch and one pinch.
The leaves of the cabbage have this characteristic and can firmly hook the clothing, so they stick very firmly. Lin Xiaoxiao is still a child, of course she clapped her hands with joy: "It's fun, it's fun!" ”
"I know these two words-" Xiaohu was a foil all the way, and finally when it was time for him to perform, Teacher Baiyun had taught these two words, so he read them aloud: "Wang-eight-"
Yang Million's face turned green, and he poked his orchid finger in his hand: "Little bastard, who are you scolding?" ”
Frightened, Xiaohu hid behind Teacher Bai Yun, with tears in his eyes. Lin Feng also couldn't help laughing: "Mr. Yang, don't be like a child. While speaking, his back snapped twice, but it was Lin Xiaoxiao who also pasted a mark on his brother.
Lin Feng hurriedly took off his jacket, fortunately, this girl is good to his old brother, but she has two sticks horizontally, which looks a bit "two".
Amid laughter, the team entered a sparse wood. The monkey had sharp eyes, pulled a small red fruit from the ground, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it, and then picked two more for Yaya. After the little girl tasted it, the taste was sweet and sour, revealing a strong strawberry aroma, which was very delicious.
"I'll taste it too-" Lin Xiaoxiao picked a small fruit from a plant more than half a foot tall like a curious baby: "It looks like a strawberry, it's just too small--ah, it tastes great!" ”
Everyone else tasted one, and then they all bent down to search for it on the ground, and Li Xiaopang explained to them with a smile: "This thing is a wild strawberry, and the local name is sorghum fruit." Don't look small, but the concentrated ones are all high-quality products, and the taste is a hundred times stronger than the strawberries grown. ”
No one objected to this statement, the only trouble was that this thing was too laborious to pick, and a fruit was the size of a fingernail.
While people were picking sorghum fruits, Li Xiaopang sneaked aside, and it took half a day to run back, but Lin Xiaoxiao and the others had already eaten their teeth, covering their cheeks and ouching. Don't look at the small fruit, but the organic acid content in it is very high. When Li Xiaopang was young, he usually picked sorghum fruits home, found a canned bottle and filled it, sprinkled it with sugar, and then tightened the cap of the bottle and ate it after three or five days. In addition to the sweet and sour aroma of strawberries, there is also a slight aroma of wine, and the taste is called beautiful.
"It's okay, just take a moment, let's go over there, I've seen a lot of pheasants over there before." Li Xiaopang pointed in one direction, and then suddenly made a move and slapped Yang Million twice on the back.
What are you doing? Yang Million was tossed and scared.
"There's a big spider on your clothes, I'll slap it for you." Li Xiaopang said twice, took a big stride, and walked in front side by side with Lin Feng, talking and laughing. Yang Million shook his clothes, and followed behind suspiciously.
While walking, Li Xiaopang said in the vernacular, saying that this month is still a little worse, and after more than a month, there will be more mushrooms in the forest, and wild fruits will be more abundant, which is the best tourist season.
Everyone was listening with great interest, and suddenly someone shouted: "Bee! ”
Lin Feng thought that he was called his nickname, and his mouth answered, and then he heard a buzzing sound, and a chaotic little black shadow appeared in front of him, he immediately realized the danger, and roared: "Run, it's a wild bee!" ”
Wandering in the mountains and forests, the most feared thing is wild bees, which are larger than captive-bred bees, more toxic, and wilder.
"Don't run, hurry up and get into the grass, don't move!" Li Xiaopang's shout also sounded, bees prefer to chase moving targets, so running is not a good way, because bees must fly faster than you.
Everyone finally chose to believe Li Xiaopang, and after running a few steps, they all lay on the ground, not daring to breathe. Not to mention, wild bees buzzed overhead and didn't attack them.
Just when people were about to take a breath, they suddenly heard a miserable scream, listening to the seriously feminine voice, it should be Yang Million, the sisssy.
Don't sting me, don't sting me - everyone prays in their hearts, and when this time comes, how can they take care of others!
Yang Million's cries rang out one after another, and they became more and more miserable, and in the end, Lin Feng was also worried about killing people, so he got up from his hiding place and ran over to help.
It's cheap if you don't sting to death today - Li Xiaopang was also afraid of implicating others, so he also ran over, dragged Yang Wan, who was rolling on the ground, pulled it hard, pulled off his shirt, waved it vigorously in the air a few times, and then shook it vigorously and hung it on a tree. The swarm of bees suddenly chased after them.
Taking advantage of this time, Li Xiaopang and Lin Feng set up Yang Million, took the road and fled, and ran out of more than two miles, so that they could get rid of the pursuit of the swarm.
Looking at Yang Million again, his head is already swollen like a pig's head, and it is estimated that he can't even recognize his mother here.
After a while, Lin Feng shouted to gather everyone. People rushed over one after another, all of them looked like they were palpitating, but fortunately, except for Yang Million, no one was stung by wild bees.
"Brother, is this person Mr. Yang?" Lin Xiaoxiao pointed at Yang Million and asked, this person's face was several times fatter than Chef Fan, and his eyes were even more swollen, and there was only one slit left.
The stupid uncle carried a basket in his hand, and walked from the depths of the forest unhurriedly, and hummed in his mouth: "You are the wind and I am the sand, lingering and reaching the end of the world-"
However, in the ears of people who have just experienced the bee disaster, it has clearly become "You are a bee and I am stupid", and they are still entangled in the world, spare us, cowardly.
Lin Xiaoxiao likes to ask the bottom of the question: "It's strange, why did these wild bees recognize Mr. Yang?" ”
"It is estimated that he has stabbed the hornet's nest a lot before, and everyone remembers his taste, which almost caused us to suffer." Li Xiaopang didn't forget to stab again. As for the real situation, only he knows best.
The more Yang Million listened, the more he didn't taste it, and the poisonous fire attacked his heart, so he simply fainted to death, and Li Xiaopang was very happy in his heart: Yes, I will ask you for a little interest today, and then I will clean up you bastard in the future!
Of course, it was not Yang Million who poked the honeycomb, but he Li Xiaopang, and then smeared the honey on Yang Million's clothes. The wild bees were holding back the fire, and the boy who was doing the sabotage was running too fast just now, and they couldn't catch up. As a result, now that I smell the smell, I dare to come back, of course, I didn't discuss it!
This kind of trick is actually more vicious, that is, against a thousand knives like Yang Million, Li Xiaopang will use it, otherwise, it will really hurt loyalty.
Seeing that Yang Million was in danger, Lin Feng had no choice but to cancel his plan to continue traveling in the mountains, and he also realized that the seemingly calm mountains and forests also had unknown dangers, and he would come back next time after being prepared, so as not to have an accident.
His companions were also concerned, and seemed to be irritated by the wild bees. Only Lin Xiaoxiao hasn't played enough, and when she left, she looked reluctant.
"Brother, leave a contact information, I will trouble you in the future." Lin Feng also felt that this little fat man was good.
It's just that Li Xiaopang's black blind tun didn't even have a mobile phone, so in desperation, he had to use Qiqige's mobile phone to write down Lin Feng's number, and everyone waved their hands separately.
got on a few off-road vehicles at the foot of the mountain, and first sent Mr. Yang to a big hospital for treatment, fortunately, the treatment was more timely, and he finally saved his life, but it was certain that he was guilty.
For this reason, Lin Feng was also a little depressed, but Lin Xiaoxiao was more excited, she took a lot of photos, and naturally she was inevitably in the circle of friends. As a result, someone soon replied to the message: She also knew the little fat man in the photo, and she sold an old ginseng plant a few months ago, worth more than 2 million.
It turned out that the little fat man was still a rich man - Lin Xiaoxiao chatted with her best friend for a while, and made an appointment to find time to go to the black blind man's tun together. As for her best friend, of course, it is Wu Qingluan.
The world is so small, in fact, a small circle of people like them will not be too big, because there are still ordinary people in this world.
Li Xiaopang, who had returned to the Black Blind Tun, didn't know that he had been remembered, because of the punishment of Yang Million, so he was in a particularly good mood, and picked a lot of wild strawberry seedlings in the basket, with grass on them, and then went home.
When he entered the village, it was already sunset, and before he could go home, he was dragged away by Li Daming, and when he entered the courtyard of Li Daming's house, there were many people, discussing something together.
And there was a burst of screams in the pigsty, Li Xiaopang climbed to the wall of the pigsty and took a look, good guy, I saw that the male wild boar had recovered his savage nature, and was chasing the back of the old sow's buttocks.
Domestic boars are different from wild boars, which live in the wild for a long time and have rough skin and thick meat. Especially the wild boars in this place, when they have nothing to do, they like to tickle on the pine trees, rub the pine oil, and then stick a little dirt, as if they are wearing a piece of armor. But domestic pigs are different, compared to wild boars, they are simply fine skin and tender meat. In the face of the rough wild boar, the old sow in estrus can suffer, and the body is scarred by the wild boar's fangs.
Li Xiaopang was also puzzled: "The old sow is going to suffer (bad, the countryside feeds pigs with sake lees), don't they all say that opposites attract, why do you still pinch it?" ”
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