Chapter Ninety-Five: Rare and Strange

After staying in the county seat for a night, the group was ready to leave. It happened that Li Xiaopang received a call from Uncle Biao, saying that he had entered the city by climbing a plow, and they had been out for several days, and the people in the tun were worried about whether they could remember.

So he hired a few large carriages for the expedition team, mainly to pull some simple equipment and the like. Seeing the dog driven by Uncle Biao pulling the plow, Professor Rebus's eyes immediately lit up, and his mouth yelled. Through the translator Li Xiaopang, I figured out that this guy said that he had ridden a dog sled in Alaska before, so he wanted to relive the old dream.

Li Xiaopang was a little worried: Just like you, like a big bear, don't exhaust my big dogs.

If you want to say that this Mr. Rebus is really wonderful, yesterday in the noodle shop was stunned to ask for portrait fees, and in the end, Li Xiaopang mediated from it, and he was exempted from a meal before the meal. However, this noodle restaurant quickly became the hottest one in the county, and it seems that the "foreigner effect" is still good, and Professor Rebs should have taken money at that time.

Rebus is not young, but he has a big playfulness. Li Xiaopang also agrees that in this regard, Chinese people are far worse than foreigners.

However, Rebus actually wanted to drive the dog to pull the plow, so he didn't know how many bowls of dry rice he ate. Even Uncle Biao, because he had fed Qingzi for a few years, could barely drive them.

After shaking the rope for a long time, his arms were sore, and those big dogs didn't care about the stubble at all, so Rebus had to give up regretfully.

"Look at me—drive!" Li Xiaopang shouted, and the big dogs immediately took their places, and after Qingzi roared, they moved forward together, and the sleigh swooped out.

Rebus also asked the translator for advice: "What kind of password does this drive belong to?" ”

The translator also grew up in a big city, so he really doesn't understand this. In the end, it was Rebus who, through his own observations and summaries, roughly figured out the technical terms of the call. For the second half of the race, he was the one who drove it. However, Li Xiaopang was worried about exhausting the big dog, so he only left Rebus himself on the dog's plow.

Because the weather was cold, the exhaled breath gradually condensed into frost on his beard, and the beard became white. Li Xiaopang looked at it with joy: "If this is to give you a red hat head, a proper Santa Claus!" ”

It wasn't until more than two o'clock in the afternoon that I saw the black blind man. The dog pulled the plough and rode to the front, and the first one entered the tunzi, coupled with the shouting of "every family" in Rebus's mouth, it soon attracted a lot of people.

"Foreigner, how can you have your home in this tunzi, and you are still here to find a home!" Everyone was puzzled.

And the little tiger of Biao's family shouted violently: "This crooked kernel robbed my father's climbing plow, where is my father, where is my father, was it harmed by you?" ”

As soon as everyone heard this, they immediately began to face the guys, and the group surrounded Rebus. Looking at the bright shovel and the sharp nine-toothed nail rake, Rebus was also confused, and all that was left in his mouth was to shout NO.

Fortunately, Xiao Gezi came over, her English was not bad, the conversation was fine, and after communicating with Rebus, she explained the situation to everyone, which resolved the crisis.

"I thought I was in cannibal territory." Rebus had palpitations, but this guy's broken mouth was more annoying.

At this time, the big carriage behind also caught up, and seeing his father sitting in the carriage, Xiaohu was relieved and ran over to learn what had just happened. Biao Ye immediately laughed: "You kid should have confidence in his father, just that foreigner who is like a bear, your father can fight ten!" ”

The rest of the people in the village also surrounded the village chief and Li Da to understand their inquiry, and after learning that they needed to bid, they discussed for a while, and most of them made a decision in their hearts: they had to raise money to smash pots and sell iron.

The expedition team was invited to Li Xiaopang's home, and Professor Wang took off his shoes directly on the kang and sat cross-legged as if he was at home. It was the first time Rebus had seen this kind of fire kang, and he had learned the same, but his two long legs couldn't bend back, and finally he simply knelt there, and called out to Goode in his mouth.

In this way, the three monkeys were blinded, and they circled around Rebus twice, and then took out a dollar bill from their pocket and stuffed it into the other party's hand.

Why? Rebus is even more blindsided: This Munch doesn't look like the other monkeys, is it a separate branch of evolution?

Li Xiaopang couldn't hold back his joy when he saw it: Did he really send people away as flowers?

You must know that Monkey San had been kneeling there begging before he met Li Xiaopang, so seeing Rebus's shape evoked that long memory.

Rebus didn't look for a translator, and asked Xiaogezi directly, so Li Xiaopang was even more wary of this guy, what if he was an old pervert?

Of course, Xiao Gezi also knows the intentions of Monkey Three, but this really can't be said, otherwise, it is estimated that Professor Rebus will have to get through the crack along the kang. So he explained: Monkey San wanted to exchange gifts with foreign guests.

"What a clever little fellow." Rebus gave a thumbs up, then took out his wallet and pulled out a Franklin sheet, which was also stuffed into Monkey Three's small paw.

One dollar for $100, Monkey San copied it this time. But this thing took the banknote and looked at it over and over for a long time, and finally threw it directly in Rebus's face: I really thought that I didn't know the money, and I actually fooled the puppet with fake money, believe it or not, leave a mark on your face!

You loser, this bill is enough for your living expenses for a year - Li Xiaopang hurriedly took the Franklin back, and stuffed the monkey three into his pocket again, and the monkey three was still chirping. Li Xiaopang was angry, ignored him, and went to the outhouse to arrange food.

This time, the treatment of the expedition team was very different from the previous two times, and it was definitely the highest standard: stewed sauerkraut with large bones and served in a large basin; In addition, considering that there are foreign guests, two leg of lamb are also roasted, which are oily and golden, so not attractive; Add chicken stewed mushrooms and pork stewed vermicelli to live.

The village chief and uncle called them all, set up two large tables, and everyone pushed the cups and changed the lamps, which was harmonious and warm. In the expedition team, there were also a few acquaintances who came with me last time, and they were ready to suffer hardships and starvation, but the contrast was a bit too great.

"Wow, is this Chinese food?" Rebus made a fuss and grabbed two chopsticks to pick the noodles. Knives and forks or something, Li Xiaopang's family will definitely not prepare. Rebus doesn't know how to make chopsticks, just like in the old version of Journey to the West, the Monkey King eats noodles, rolls the noodles little by little onto the chopsticks, and then stuffs them into his mouth.

Even despise you - the monkey can't stand it anymore, so he skillfully picks up a vermicelli with chopsticks, shakes it under Rebus's nose, and then spits it out with his mouth, chews it twice, and swallows it into his stomach.

Professor Rebus is still very studious, and he also learned the example of Monkey Three, clumsily fiddled with two chopsticks, and clamped them for a long time, but he didn't pick up a single vermicelli, so he had to tear a piece of lamb leg meat and eat it with his hands.

As a result, the people of Heixiatun came to a conclusion: foreigners are stupider than monkeys!

While eating, Li Xiaopang realized that Rebus was still a big drunkard, and he was actually on a par with Uncle Biao.

When they were almost finished, everyone began to chatter, and gradually talked about raising funds. Li Da understood that he was taking advantage of the wine, and took out a stack of passbooks from his pocket, which were fifteen or sixteen, and slapped them on the table: "This is me-"

"I understand, you're hiding deep enough!" Everyone was shocked by these passbooks.

Li Da understood that he was drinking red: "I am a person who is going through the days, saving a passbook a year, who is like you, poor to eat and drink——"

Li Xiaopang felt that the words were wrong, picked up a passbook, opened it and took a look, the amount on it was more than 120 yuan, and opened a few more, all of which were hundreds of yuan. When I waited for the ones below, there were only a few thousands of them, and finally they were added together, nearly 20,000 yuan.

"Uncle Understand, you have a lot of passbook, but you don't have a lot of money." Li Xiaopang couldn't help but be a little disappointed.

Everyone's mood is similar, in fact, like Li Daqing, he has already calculated it in the Black Blind Tun, and he can save some extra money every year, this passbook is all blood and sweat, and it is really not easy.

Watching everyone pool the money, Lao Wang also opened his mouth: "No need to make up for it, I came with a bonus this time!" ”

When Li Xiaopang heard this, his little eyes immediately widened: Prehistoric human fossils, such a major discovery, then you can't reward a lot of money!

The others were also quite excited, and they began to ask. Lao Wang took out a red-headed document from his bag and read it out in public. There are some clichés in front, and when it comes to the key amount, Lao Wang deliberately raises his voice: "I hereby reward 200,000 yuan!" ”

After reading it, he looked around, and it seemed that the reaction was not so enthusiastic, and Lao Wang was a little puzzled: "Little Fatty, how much money do you need?" ”

"200,000 is estimated to be not even a fraction of a penny, which is too picky!" Li Xiaopang talked about the situation to Professor Wang, and Lao Wang's face became solemn, "Or, I will also ask relatives and friends to raise some?" ”

In normal times, the 200,000 is not too little, and it can also play a certain role in the development of cooperatives; But at this juncture, it can't solve too big a problem at all.

"Wait for me to think about it again-" Of course, Li Xiaopang is not good at asking Lao Wang to pay again.

However, when Professor Rebus was drinking with Uncle Biao, he still had the leisure to ask the translator about this matter, and after hearing about Li Xiaopang's predicament, the old guy's heart moved, and he stopped drinking and moved his intestines.

When it was time to go to bed at night, Rebus strongly asked to stay at Li Xiaopang's house. There was no way, Li Xiaopang had no choice but to send the stupid uncle to another house to find a stay, so he barely stayed. From the kang head to the kang tip, there was a big line: Old man Wu, Lao Wang, Yaya, Monkey San, Li Xiaopang, and Rebus were arranged to the most kang tip.

This guy was unconscious, and he was still yelling to sleep with the monkey in his arms. When Monkey San saw him, he didn't bother others, and he was so panicked that he was crowded on the kang, so he simply went down to the ground and fell asleep with the bear baby in his arms.

Lying on the pillow on the edge of the kang, Rebus noticed the bear baby on the ground, and at first thought it was a dog.

"Oh, I actually have a black bear, fortunately it's a cub, otherwise I wouldn't have dared to sleep." Rebus yelled.

Rare and strange - Li Xiaopang muttered, then pulled the lamp rope, turned off the light and went to sleep.

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