Chapter 2 How Fat Paper Is Made
The little girl Li Yao became fat, and she wanted to start from the beginning, starting with her grandfather.
The little girl's grandfather's name was Li Jimin, and in the thirty-sixth year of Xuande, he was one of the imperial histories of the Imperial Historical Observatory. At that time, he folded a bullet to impeach Emperor Xuande for arrogance and lasciviousness, and built palaces and mausoleums on a large scale.
Emperor Xuande did not pay enough attention to Li Jimin's advice, so Li Jimin hit the pillar on the main hall. Fortunately, he was dragged by his nearby boss at that time, and he died without touching the pillar, but his head was still broken.
It is said that the king's heart is unpredictable, and the emperor does not like the history books to leave him with a mediocrity and does not listen to the advice of loyal ministers, but he also does not like the officials of the court to challenge his authority. So because of the 'death advice' offended the emperor, Li Jimin's family was sent to Yazhou, the southernmost part of Datai.
Li Jimin was a tough man, and a big hole was punched out of his forehead, but during the exile, he survived. A few years after arriving in Yazhou, he also began to do some practical things.
At that time, the border people of Yazhou did not accept the control of the Tai Imperial Court, and they were also ignorant and uncivilized, and they also made things like sacrificing people to the river god with living people. At that time, Li Jimin assisted the government, spent a lot of energy and time to subdue the border people, and also taught the border people extensively.
Behind the scenery there is always a price and effort. With such unremitting efforts, Li Jimin has become a highly respected and respected gentleman, and he is very respected in the local area.
Thirteen years have passed like this. In the winter of the forty-eighth year of Xuande, Emperor Xuande suffered from a cold and almost did not come back. The old emperor felt like he was going to die. So at that time, looking back on the past and looking forward to the future, he felt that his prince was a little weak; I also think that he is not dead, but his sons are starting to be restless, which is really not true.
At this time, Emperor Xuande felt that he needed some loyal courtiers by his side. After that, he took a look at the people in the court, and the result reminded him of Li Jimin.
After checking Li Jimin's resume, he felt that he was an upright, hard-working, and capable person. So in the end, with a stroke of his pen, he promised Li Jimin the official position of a squire in the military department, and Li Jimin was reinstated.
In modern times, the military department is equivalent to the deputy minister of defense. In ancient times, it was a proper emperor himself. Put your loyal own people under your nose, and you can prevent your sons from committing crimes to force the palace.
In fact, in other words, the deep meaning of this is that Emperor Xuande has been doing it for a long time, and he is not willing to let go when he is dying!
Li Jimin's family was exiled to Yazhou for thirteen years. And the little girl Li Yao was born there. By the time her grandfather recovered, the little girl was ten years old.
According to her recollections, there are several reasons why she will become a fat paper when she returns to Kyoto:
First of all, the Li family in Yazhou has a hard life, and Mrs. Li is a person who doesn't know how to live, and she is patriarchal. Therefore, the little girl always had enough to eat there.
After returning to Kyoto, the emperor rewarded the house, and my grandfather was reused, and finally he didn't have to work all the time but he couldn't eat enough. The hard days turned over, so the little girl fell in love with eating.
Secondly, after returning to Kyoto, the little girl popped out of the Yazhou dialect from time to time, and she also had the local flavor of the people around her, so she was ridiculed by the local people in Kyoto as a local girl. So she was stressed, so she used food to relieve it.
Her sister must have had the same situation, but the two of them were close and helped each other. So...... She was ostracized not only by outsiders, but also by her own sisters.
In the end, there is the little girl's mother, Han, who rarely puts her mental strength on the little girl's body, and puts it all on the little girl's merry scumbag father.
The scumbag father keeps taking concubines, and the back house is jealous, not only Han's heart is uncomfortable, but the little girl is also uncomfortable. So these are uncomfortable, and the little girl still uses food to relieve them.
Don't think that her father won't be amorous during exile. It's just that during the exile, her father didn't take a concubine, but he occasionally hooked up with a woman from a good family without telling his family.
All this was hidden from her grandmother. is still the same sentence, there is always a price and effort to be paid behind the scenery. Her grandfather was too busy to discipline his son!
Of course, there are other factors, but these are the most important ones. Under the influence of such various factors, the little girl Li Yao, who returned to Beijing with her grandfather's recovery, began to eat wildly, and since then she has been on the road to becoming a fat man, and she will never return!
If this little girl didn't give her a good meal, her stomach would be as uncomfortable as a fire, and only when she had eaten enough could she suppress this discomfort. Because the little girl suddenly had the problem of "not eating enough", the family has tried their best to discipline her. But if she didn't give it food, she would feel uncomfortable, and then she would cry and beg.
The "ruthless" grandparents locked her up in the Buddhist hall and forcibly disciplined her to eat, but after she was released, she ate even more fiercely! So...... It's not that I don't care, but I can't control it!
After all, he inherited the memory of the original body, so Li Yao also deeply experienced the feeling of always wanting to eat in the original body. The main thing in the family is that her mother Han has found various recuperation methods for her, but she can't be cured. So...... Li Yao suspected that this little girl was sick of her heart.
In short, by the time the little girl was twelve years old, she had become a big fat man, and her appetite had been great ever since.
/(γoγ)/~~Hey...... The past is simply unbearable, is there something?
Crossing is so popular, Li Yao, who picked up a life in vain, reluctantly accepted the fact that she crossed over and became a fat person. Today, on the tenth day of the second lunar month, from the sixteenth day of the first month to now, she has been lying for more than 20 days and almost a month. She just kept lying like this, which was really not a thing.
Li Yao slowly turned over again. Chunhua looked displeased and walked to the edge of her bed. The warm yellow tent of the bed was hooked with a silver hook early this morning.
Sitting up with difficulty, before Li Yao could speak, Chunhua had already walked closer: "Miss, you have been lying like this for almost a month." At first, you were wronged and seriously ill, and it doesn't matter if you lie down. But the doctor who saw the doctor yesterday also said that your body is completely fine. If you don't get up again, the old lady should punish the slaves and maids for being careless! β
Li Yao only felt that her head was a little heavy, and the hair scattered behind her was also quite sticky. Her round face is already fat, and she has been lying for a long time, so her round face is even fatter (lying down more puffy).
At this time, she looked up at Chunhua, frowned and asked in a cold voice: "Who are you with, I am so unruly?" Are you the master or am I the master? The voice was a little hoarse and rough, and she coughed a few times. Because of the alternative meaning of the word "miss", she couldn't help but frown sensitively.
Miss Li Yao has always been cowardly and good-tempered, so she suddenly attacked, which made Chunhua a little at a loss for a while.
Qiu Yue stood at the bead curtain, and when she heard this question, she covered her mouth and looked up, with a look of surprise on her face.
didn't care about this, after questioning, Li Yao kept looking at Chunhua with a solemn face.
After a while, Chunhua was a little stunned, but she didn't know what kind of cowardly her own lady used to be. So at this time, her heart was crossed, and she stiffened her neck and argued: "Of course you areβbut you can't just lie down like this, right?" The old lady thought that I was careless in waiting, and also punished the good day and beautiful scenery to be rude. The two sisters had to wash a lot of clothes every day, and their hands were soaked. β
Chunhua is a maid who serves closely, and it is really uncomfortable to be bullied by her all the time. Besides, since she picked up the little girl's body for nothing, she naturally had to help her get angry. Thinking of this, Li Yao stood up suddenly.
Because she got up too violently, her fat body shook, and she hurriedly put her hand on the bed rail, and the result was ...... The bed shook slightly.
Ignoring the slightly swaying bed, she glared at Chunhua angrily and said, "There will always be movement when hanging and kicking over the stool." The two of them are on duty at night, if they are more careful, the master will hang himself and die, and the two of them will not fail to find out. Shouldn't this be punished? When you say this, is it possible that you are not convinced by the punishment of the old lady? The Shilang Mansion raised you servants, isn't it because you don't respect your master and eat white rice? β