Chapter 126: The whole tun is mobilized
When I went out, I saw several buses at the entrance of the village, as well as the black crowd in the courtyard. Li Xiaopang felt a buzz in his head: There are so many people, where to eat and live, Lin girl, you are a pit brother!
In case it is smashed, the tourists are dissatisfied, and after word of mouth, the reputation of the black blind man will be ruined, so Li Xiaopang's worry is not unreasonable.
When he ran to the courtyard, there were tourists, men and women, young and old, especially the little baby, who accounted for a small half, it seemed that they all came out to travel during the May Day holiday, and then were fooled here by Sister Lin.
At this moment, the tourists have become a mess of porridge, shouting: "What kind of shabby place, there is still such a dilapidated place, I am really drunk, is this leisure tourism or making memories bittersweet?" โ
That's pretty good, but what's more, it's clamoring to go back and complain about this irresponsible travel agency. It's a shame that Sister Lin has a big heart, and she still has the leisure to tinker with the cat.
As for the little princess and young master who are very favored in the city, after getting off the bus, more than half of them are crying, no matter how those tour guides persuade them, the crying is still getting louder and louder. Here, there are a few little babies who initially disliked the strange place of the black blind man Tun was too dilapidated, and took the lead in crying, and as a result, they were infected with other children.
The most annoying thing was a little fat man about ten years old, holding an old man's arm: "Grandpa, don't sell me to this place, from now on, I promise to be obedient!" โ
Makes Li Xiaopang angry: What kind of place did you take our black blind man?
So he shouted at the top of his voice: "Everyone pay attention, listen to me first-"
Let him shout and cut his throat, and no one will pay attention, Li Xiaopang can't bear it: "Don't blame me for making a ruthless move - monkey three, let the dog go!" โ
As soon as the words fell, Qingzi's majestic roar sounded, and immediately, all the big dogs, small dogs, black dogs, and flower dogs in Tunzi responded, and they jumped out of the courtyard gate and gathered in the courtyard. Dozens of dogs, large and small, barked wildly, and the momentum was not scary.
When the tourists saw this formation, they immediately lost their voices collectively, and the outermost began to squeeze in, at this time, Li Xiaopang's roar sounded again: "Don't move, whoever squeezes will be viciously bitten by the dog!" โ
Sure enough, no one dared to move at this time, and they all looked at the dogs with frightened eyes. I saw that the dogs parted to both sides, flashed a passage, and then a big green dog appeared in people's field of vision like a king.
"Monkey, little monkey!" The little chubby dun suddenly screamed, tears still hanging from his face.
The monkey three rode on Qingzi's back, and after the fox turned around majestically, he came to Li Xiaopang, and made a team salute, which means that the task is complete, please instruct!
Li Xiaopang is also quite satisfied with this effect: "Let me introduce to you, this is our star-level tour guide of the Black Blind Tun - Monkey San, and its good buddy Qingzi, applaud and welcome!" โ
The adults among the tourists couldn't cry or laugh, but the children liked it and slapped their little slaps vigorously. By this point, they had stopped crying.
It seems that Li Xiaopang can still grasp the main problem: these days, the children are all Bao'er, as long as these little babies are dealt with, those adults will be dealt with by the way.
So he continued: "First of all, on behalf of the fathers and villagers of the Black Blind Tun and all the animal companions, I would like to welcome you all here, and I hope that everyone can have an unforgettable time here."
Most of the tourists pouted, and only the little babies looked at the little fat uncle with curious and hopeful faces.
"Let me first briefly introduce our Gada, we have a long history of black blind tun - cough cough, this is too long, three days and three nights can not be finished, let's skip it first, mainly introduce the two-day travel arrangements. There are two main scenic spots, one is a meadow, and the other is a forest. On the meadow, there are arrangements for digging wild vegetables, watching water birds, and watching deer and yellow sheep. Of course, if you're lucky, you can see steppenwolvesโ"
At first, everyone was still a little interested, but when they heard about the steppe wolf, they began to protest regardless of the threat of the big dog, in case the little baby in the family was taken away by the wolf.
Li Xiaopang couldn't hold it down at a glance, so he had to pat Monkey San's brain again, and Monkey San gave Qingzi another order, and the dog barked again, suppressing the human voice. Only then did he continue: "These hunting dogs in our tun will protect everyone throughout the whole process, and there is no need to worry about safety!" โ
Looking at the fierce big dogs, everyone secretly thought in their hearts: We are not afraid of wolves, mainly afraid of dogs!
At this time, Sister Lin finally remembered her duty and ran over with Yaya's little hand. When Li Xiaopang saw Yaya, his heart became more confident, and he continued to speak in the vernacular: "Moreover, we still have aerial reconnaissance planes and fighter planes to protect everyone's safetyโ"
Tourists look at this place and don't believe it in their hearts. But soon, they saw an incomparably astonishing scene, only to see a huge black shadow flash in the sky, and soon, an incomparably large bird fell from the sky and landed in front of Yaya.
"This is the eagle, good guy, it's almost time to catch up with Brother Yang Guo's eagle, right?" Now even the adults were frightened.
Li Xiaopang has been observing the reactions of the tourists, and finally secretly breathed a sigh of relief at this point: "This is the old eagle of our tun, the legend of the eagle shooting heroes knows it, this is the descendant of the grassland eagle." When the time comes, friends who like it can take a photo with the old eagle. But be careful, be sure to keep a distance of one meter, this guy is full of wildness and strength. Even if it's a little chubby dun like you, it's easy to catch the sky! โ
Seeing that the little chubby dun was about to come to the old eagle, Li Xiaopang stretched out his hand and pointed, the little chubby dun shrank his neck in fright, and hurriedly returned to his grandfather's wings, which made everyone laugh, and the atmosphere was much more relaxed than before.
Seeing that the effect is good, Li Xiaopang continued to introduce: "Another attraction is the old forest in the east of the village, absolutely primitive, this month, there are no flowers and fruits in the forest, we mainly watch animals, there are all kinds of migratory birds, as well as roe deer, squirrels, pheasants, wild boars or something, lucky, you can also meet the mascot of our village." โ
"Uncle, uncle, who's the mascot?" A cute-looking little girl couldn't help the curiosity in her heart, began to ask questions, and raised a hand.
Li Xiaopang said twice: "At first glance, you are a good student who is smart and sensible, contact the name of our village and think about it?" โ
"Black Blind Tun - My dad said that black blind people are black bears. It's a black bear, isn't it? "The little girl is really clever.
But when those adults heard this, they broke out in a cold sweat: it was too dangerous, so they hurried home.
Li Xiaopang still has a set of coaxing children, and he shouted in his mouth: "That's right, uncle will give you a prize, what's your name, and I'll take pictures with the black blind man in my arms for a while!" โ
The little girl also knew what to do: "My name is Chen Sisi, uncle, is it okay for me to take pictures with the little monkey in my arms?" โ
"Sisi, don't regret it." Li Xiaopang said hey twice, and then shouted again: "Xiong Wazi, hurry up, someone wants to give you candy to eat-"
This voice is really good, Xiong Wazi ran over with a smoke, exerting his forelimbs, only to reach Li Xiaopang's knees, and the round little brain melon turned around, looking curiously at the crowd of black pressure.
"Little Bear!" The babies are shouting with joy, almost everyone among them has a stuffy bear toy, and many little ones sleep with a hairy bear toy, and today I can see the real thing.
Chen Sisi was the first to run over, hugged the neck of the bear baby affectionately, and screamed happily in her mouth, asking her father to hurry up and take pictures. But the bear baby is not easy to deceive, it also has a heart-eating eye, turned his back, refused to cooperate with the photo, but stretched out his slap to the little girl's eyes: What about the candy that I said?
Originally, Li Xiaopang wanted to arrange some programs, but now there is no need for anything, the babies line up to take pictures with Xiong Wazi, of course, including Monkey Three. In addition, there are many fans of the old eagle, and there are many adults, who probably have the dream of shooting the eagle hero in their hearts.
Seeing that it was almost noon, Li Xiaopang hurriedly withdrew, and got together with the village chief's uncle and Li Daming to urgently discuss the matter of relocating the tour group. Everyone chattered, and soon they had an eyebrow: in terms of eating, ten families were arranged, all of which were relatively spacious and clean, and then women from other families were selected to help cook. Each family has two tables and twenty people.
As for the food, of course, you should try to eat as well as possible. At the moment, it is lunch that burns the eyebrows, and the first meal is the most important, in the words of the village chief's uncle: it is regarded as a guest at home.
In this regard, Li Dayan is an expert, and quickly drew up a general recipe: chicken stewed with mushrooms, pork stewed vermicelli, these two are indispensable. In addition, eggs are more abundant in this month, duck eggs, goose eggs and salted duck eggs; The other is to get some rural dishes, such as big peeling, noodles and so on.
Li Xiaopang added a little more: "Tell Uncle Yu to hurry up and catch some fish, stew it in the afternoon, and have dinner." โ
The problem of food is temporarily solved, and the most important thing left is accommodation. This involves more people, and the family is generous to set aside a kang, and then hurry up to clean the bedding, and the afternoon time will be dry. There are more than 200 tourists, and almost every household has to stuff a few, which is a real mobilization of the whole tun.
After the discussion, everyone went their separate ways. Soon, every family was busy. At this time, it can be seen that the harmony of the black blind man is coming, there is no naughty mischief, all the tasks assigned are completed with quality and quantity, and they all do their best to take out the best things in the house.
Li Xiaopang walked around and was very pleased. As a result, Sister Lin took her ears home with her ears: "Don't hurry up and cook, the tour guide and I will come to your house to eat pie rice!" โ
"Let go, let go, I still have a big deal to discuss with you. Let's all mobilize, girl, what do you say about this money in the end? "Although the relationship is good, but the brothers still settle the accounts, besides, Li Xiaopang is mainly for everyone's consideration, so he can't work in vain.
Sister Lin waved her little arm very imposingly: "Don't worry, I can't make you suffer." For three days, 200 yuan per tourist, regardless of adults and children, one is counted as one. โ
When Li Xiaopang heard this, his face was immediately full of excitement: "Let me calculate first, two hundred yuan per person, how much is two hundred people?" Monkey Three, you give me the math first-"
"Look at your little bit of interest." Sister Lin was also happy, the reason why she personally led the group was mainly because she was happy to come here.
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