Chapter Twenty-Five: The Mobile Church and the Fantasy Killer

"Well, it's my right hand, let me declare first, this is a natural material, not a synthetic color!"

"Oh."

"As long as you touch any special ability with this right hand, it doesn't matter if it's a nuclear explosion-level fireball or a strategic-level super electromagnetic cannon, or a miracle of the gods, it will be wiped out, and that's it......"

"Huh?"

"What kind of eyes are you? It's as if you've seen a mail-order catalog of some magical lucky crystal! ”

"Oh, I'm a little embarrassed that someone who has never heard of God's name tells me anything about a miracle that can destroy Godβ€”" Intixus laughed as she gouged her ear with her little finger.

"Hmm, I'm! I didn't expect to be ridiculed by a fake magical girl who said that magic really exists, but I can't prove it to you, I'm really angry. ”

Hearing this muttering from the previous one, Intix seemed to be angry as well.

"Iβ€”I'm not an impostor magical girl! Magic is real! ”

"Then prove it to me, Halloween bastard! When the time comes, I'll use my fantasy killer to wipe out your magic and see who is the best! You dreaming big! ”

"Good! I'll show you something! Intex puffed up her hands, "This is it!" This dress! It's the ultimate defensive enchantment called the Mobile Church! ”

Intix raised her hands so that Kamijo could see her monastic robes, which were reminiscent of a high-class teacup.

"I don't understand what a mobile church! You've been talking about some kind of forbidden book catalog, defensive enchantment, and other technical terms since you just started, and you won't explain it to anyone who listens? It's so unfriendly! Have you ever heard of what it means to be simple and teach students according to their aptitude? ”

"Youβ€”you don't even want to understand, and you're still complaining to me?" Intix waved her hands, "Facts speak louder than words!" You can take a kitchen knife from the kitchen and stab me in the stomach to see!! ”

"Good! I'll stab you to see what you're doing! I'd better show you the thorns! Do you want to hurt me? ”

"Ahh You don't believe me at all, do you? Intix's shoulders rose and fell with excitement, "This dress contains all the necessary elements of the church, so it can be called a church in the form of clothes!" Including the weaving of the cloth, the sewing of the thread, and the decoration of the embroidery, all of them have been carefully calculated! A kitchen knife can't hurt a single hair of my hair! ”

"I'll listen to you fart again, if I do stab it, it's the most ridiculous juvenile delinquency ever!"

"You really don't believe me! The fabric of this dress is a correct imitation of the Dohrin Holy City, which is the Buye that the saint was wearing when he was pierced by the spear of Longinus, so its strength is Pope-level, in your terms, the level of a nuclear bomb shelter, right? Whether it's a physical or magical attack, it's completely absorbed by it, didn't I just say that I fell to your balcony because I was hit on the back? If it weren't for this mobile church, I would have had a hole in it! Do you understand that? ”

"This little head is really noisy!" Uejo's favorability of Intaxis fell to the bottom in one breath, and he rolled his eyes and looked at her clothes, "Yes, it's great, but since this is also the power of supernatural powers, it means that as long as you touch it with my right hand, your clothes will be finished?" ”

"Then it depends on whether your ability is true or false~~ Hehe!" Intix smiled disdainfully.

Kamijo thought: [I'm fighting with you!] 】

So he grabbed Intix's shoulder with his right hand.

Uejo suddenly felt a strange touch, as if he was scratching a cloud, as if all the impact was absorbed by the soft sponge.

Then, he noticed a problem.

What if what Intaxis said was true, and that the clothes that claimed to move the church were really woven with the power of supernatural powers?

If that ability is really removed, does that mean the clothes will fall apart?

[Won't it, ah 】

A premonition that he is suddenly about to enter adult time, causing Kamijo to reflexively scream?

[────Ahh 】

Nothing happened.

Kamijo felt like a mother, which made me nervous, and at the same time, I felt like a little pity.

"Look at you! What a fantasy killer! Nothing happened! ”

Intex folded her hands around her waist and held up her tiny boobs and laughed, but in the next moment, Intix's clothes were untied like ribbons of gifts and scattered to the floor.

The silk threads that had been sewing the fabric of the monastic robe together were all loosened, and the monastic garment turned back into pieces of fabric, except for the cloth hat that covered the head, perhaps because it was not connected to the clothes, and still maintained its original shape, but it made the whole look more faintly sad.

The girl crossed her hands on her waist, straightened her small breasts, and froze there with a smile on her face.

That's right, it's all naked.

………………

It seems that this girl named Intix has a bad habit of wanting to bite people when she gets angry all her life.

"Pain, don't bite me! Are you a mosquito during a summer training camp? ”

She didn't answer.

"Intix, with only a blanket wrapped around her, was sitting upright on the floor, using a large pile of safety pins, trying (in vain) to get the monastic robes back to their original shape, which had been turned into pieces of fabric."

A terrible and terrible atmosphere dominates the room.

Of course, it's not that the stuntman is about to break into the room

"Uh, Her Royal Highness? Excuse me, here's a skewed set of shirts and pants. ”

The girl answered him with eyes like snakes.

"Uh, princess?"

Kamijo Danma thought that this girl had a lot of expressions and continued to find a way to talk to her.

"What are you doing?"

"It's all me who didn't do it just now!"

Kamijo didn't get a reply from the girl, only an alarm clock that flew over, and at the same time as Kamijo screamed, the huge pillow also flew over.

Then, even more terrifyingly, even game consoles and small tape recorders flew over.

"Why did such a humiliating thing happen, you can still talk to me as if nothing happened!"

"Uh, this and that are actually small and nervous now, how to describe this, this is youth, right!?"

"You're still kidding, woooooo

"Yes! Be! I'm sorry! I was wrong! I apologize! That's a video tape I rented, not a handkerchief! Please don't bite! ”

Shangjo Dangma exaggerated the way of throwing himself to the ground to apologize to the girl.

"It's fixed."

With a sobbing nasal voice, Intix, after a hellish time of family craft, finally returned the pure white monastic to its original shape, and then spread it out for a look.

Well, a monastic robe that shines with dozens of safety pins.

Sweat!

"Uh, do you really want to wear it?"

Silent.

"Are you really going to wear this Iron Maiden?"

"Tears."

"In Japanese, it's called a pin......"

"Woooo

"I was wrong! I'm sorry! Shangjo immediately threw himself to the ground again, kowtowing like pounding garlic.

Intix, on the other hand, showed a look peculiar to a bullied child, biting the wires of the TV hard, and it was about to break.

What an uneducated kitten.

"I'm going to wear it! Anyway, I'm a nun! ”

Intix let out a mysterious roar, and began to wear it like a caterpillar, the only face that emerged from the blanket was as red as a bomb.

"Ah, the way you change clothes reminds me of a swimming lesson at schoolβ€”"

"Why do you keep watching, you should turn your head, right?"

"You won't die if you look at it, anyway, I've seen it like that just now, and it's nothing to change your clothes."

Intix's movements stopped for a moment, but she noticed that Kamijo didn't realize that she had said the wrong thing again, so she continued to change her clothes, perhaps because she was so engrossed in the blanket that she didn't even notice that the hat on her head had fallen to the floor.

I don't know what to say, but I don't speak, and the scene is very awkward, like taking an elevator with a stranger.

Shangjo, who began to want to escape from reality, finally flashed one thing in his head: summer vacation make-up class!

"Wow! Worst! I'm going to make up for it! Kamijo looked at the time on his phone and said, "Ahhh If you want to stay here, I'll give you the keys. ”