The god of jumping was once extinct in the countryside, and then with the development of the economy and the change of the general environment, it gradually began to emerge again. With the lack of spiritual belief in modern people, the form of dancing gods is very popular in rural areas. And in the spirit of advancing with the times, there has also been innovation and development, the original jumping god, at most mixed food and drink, now it is a generous way to collect money, less than one or two thousand, more than tens of thousands, developed into a very rich profession.

Li Xiaopang led his team into the house, good guy, I saw that the smoke in the house was just now, and it was almost blue. And Li Daming sat cross-legged on the kang, in the summer, wearing a big leather jacket, his face was pale, but there was no trace of sweat.

On the edge of the kang sat the so-called "great god", an old lady in her thirties, with her hair scattered, shaking her head rhythmically, and she was not dizzy in a circle. Not to mention, the long hair is thrown up, and it feels very weird.

There is a man sitting on the bench, there is another black mole in front of his ear, with a pinch of hair on it, he has a rattle around his waist, and he holds a single-sided leather drum in his hand, singing while knocking, this is the so-called "two gods", also called helpers, his role is just a medium, invite the "gods" down, and possess the body of the great god. At this time, the great god is not himself, but has become a "god" with magical powers and magical powers, who can treat people, give guidance to the maze, and divinate good fortune and evil.

Most of the gods invited down are Hu Huang Gray Willow and the like, and they generally have their own names, such as Hu Tianlong, Huang Tianba and the like, of course, there is definitely no Dou Erdun.

A pinch of hair hummed, while squinting at the group of people who came in, and secretly complained to the owner: Since you have found our team, why do you still look for others, and you don't even have anything, so it's not professional at a glance.

As soon as I thought of this, I saw the fool pick up a rice bowl from the lid of the cabinet, and pick up the rolling pin with one hand, and the rolling pin should be knocked on the bottom of the basin, and the mouth stubble sang: "Pick up the drum of King Wen with your left hand, and pick up the whip with your right hand." King Wen's drum, willow bolt—"

Listening to the fool's singing, the two gods are even more certain, this is to rob business, and the Tao is profound, and it has reached the realm of doing whatever you want, and you can use a basin as a drum, which is called that there are gods who no longer have waist bells. Look at the two gods again, with long hair fluttering, calm and relaxed, with an unfathomable smile on his face, and a masterful demeanor, he must be a master in this industry. How did he know that Uncle Silly was like this no matter what time it was.

But since I'm here, I have to work hard to get the labor fee back, and the 3,000 yuan is set. Thinking of this, a pinch of hair also came to an end, and the drum beat suddenly became dense, and with the drum beat, the head of the great god also turned faster and faster, similar to a windmill, which was a manifestation of being about to go down.

A pinch of hair also sang high: "The sesame blossoms are high, the millet blossoms and bends over, the eggplant blossoms with their heads down, and the buds bloom with a puff of hair, I look at the old fairy shadow blanching as if it has come——"

When he sang this, the great god began to sift the chaff all over his body, and the trembling one was called even, just like a scorpion and a tiger eating tobacco bag oil.

This immediately compared Li Xiaopang's team, there are only two gods on their side, there are no big gods, and when they are catching the blind, they listen to a pinch of hair and continue to sing: "Old fairy, what do you eat and drink, just say to the helpers, the helpers are preparing for you on the side - beef and mutton, and it is not fat; The roe deer meat is extraordinarily fresh, and when you take a bite, it seems to ride the clouds straight to the western sky——"

The wine and dishes and chopsticks had already been placed on the kang table, and the great god was not polite, so he picked up the chopsticks and poked a chicken wing and gnawed it.

Whoosh, the monkey scurried to the kang, and began to tremble and shake his head, just now it hid behind Li Xiaopang and watched for a long time, and it learned about the same, I didn't want to make a move, but I can still eat and drink at a glance, so what are you waiting for. It's just that the little monkey is shaking his head while staring at the chicken head on the table, and the horns of his mouth are dripping down and shaking constantly.

The fool also became energetic when he saw it, and sang more happily: "One invites Hu to come, two invites Huang, three invites python to come, and four invites Chang." Five little ghosts, six Hades, and finally the Monkey King—"

It's stupid to look at the handful of hair on the other side: even the monkey jumps out, we obviously can't do it here!

Fortunately, the monkey shook his head for a while, and then picked up the chopsticks and started eating, it was originally here to eat and drink.

A pinch of hair breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to go down, but no matter how much he tossed, how many famous and well-known immortals were invited, but Li Da understood that he was sitting there indifferent, not saying a word, as if he was stupid.

The two gods also sweated: Look at this guy, don't be a real disease, maybe it's a myocardial infarction or cerebral congestion or something, don't toss it for a while, it's better to get out as soon as possible.

So he began to recycle: "Call the host, you listen, your disease is not light." The old fairy didn't bring the immortal medicine today, and she wanted to go back to the mountain peak-"

As soon as he opened his mouth, the fool was not far behind, and just as he was about to open his mouth, Li Xiaopang sang first: "Monkey King, the great sage of Monkey King, held a golden hoop high in his hand and shook the giant spirit god, and he didn't dare to pull Reagan Erlang anymore, and he set up the cloud head and returned to Tiangang, ahhhh ”

Because of the beginner's practice, the singing tone is rather weird. However, Monkey San still understood, and in his busy schedule, he took out a chopstick and knocked Li Daming's head.

Li Da understood that there was a stirring spirit on his body, and he happened to hear the paragraph of scaring away the giant spirit god, and his heart suddenly brightened: Yes, there is Monkey King in my house, not to mention the giant spirit god, even Nezha is still fighting!

The root of his illness was because he dug up the fossilized bones of giants, thinking that he had offended the gods, and the more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, and finally he was scared like this. Li Xiaopang knew it, and was worried that when he was dancing, Li Da understood that he would go out, so he sang such a play.

After opening the heart knot, Li Da understood that his face was no longer white, and his body was no longer cold, so he threw off his leather jacket and picked up his chopsticks: "Alas, Mom, I'm starving to death, little monkey, you can't keep the chicken butt for me." ”

All right! Looking at Li Da, who was judging the two of them just now, he understood that his aunt almost cried with joy, and hurriedly filled the old man with a bowl of rice, and told him vigorously: "Eat slowly, eat slowly-"

At this time, Monkey San was also full, put down his chopsticks and patted his little belly, and burped very comfortably in his mouth. The great god next to him also returned to normal, pulled his hair back to his head, and accosted the little monkey: "Can't you be angry at the hour?" ”

The so-called hala gas is liquor, and the little monkey is respectful of this, and when he sees a pinch of hair smoking, it is almost the same to "gnaw on the grass".

A pinch of hair almost treats the little monkey as a fairy now, of course, he responds to his requests, respectfully hands over a cigarette roll, and helps light it. Monkey San took a sip and choked on his cough.

"Oh my God!" Li Xiaopang knocked off the little monkey's cigarette roll, and took a small cigarette roll in his mouth, just like a second-rate child.

A pinch of hair came to Li Xiaopang and accosted him: "Brother, you are still powerful." But I've never heard of you before? ”

Li Xiaopang scratched the back of his head: "Just on the road, this is the first business." ”

A pinch of hair nodded vigorously: "The hall that has just been established, I said that I haven't seen you in the letter group, I'll pull you in, the name is Daxian Ertang, don't say anything else, just your ability, you can earn at least one slot a day, and a few hurdles a month can be easily obtained." ”

The so-called one slot is 1,000 yuan, and one kan is 10,000 yuan, all of which are special terms for gambling in the past, and Li Xiaopang almost felt moved when he heard it: The money in this line is really fast, or I will pull out the team and try it.

However, looking at Uncle Silly and Monkey San, he still dispelled this idea: this time he knew the root cause of the disease that Li Da understood, so he could prescribe the right medicine; If the two of them are black-eyed, they must not be beaten to death as liars in the end. Counting birds is counting birds, it is still down-to-earth, and it is more reassuring to make money through labor.

In the end, the great god and the second god still got 200 yuan for the carriage and horses, and were politely sent away. As soon as he left the house, the two gods saw two dark shadows on the windowsill swaying there, and looked at them intently, almost not scared down, it turned out to be two weasels lying on the glass and looking into the house.

Oh, oh my mother, Huang Daxian hasn't left yet-the two gods bowed to Huang Daxian a few times, and hurriedly got on the motorcycle and left. As soon as they pushed the motorcycle out of the courtyard gate, the headlights flickered, and a big red-haired fox was wagging its tail at them.

The fox fairy is also here, it's really a hundred immortals coming, look at this posture, the group of people in the house is really capable, let's quickly withdraw - the two gods kicked the accelerator, and the motorcycle roared away.

This transaction is considered to be a loss of money, and he didn't even make a profit, so he can only consider himself unlucky. It seems that the black blind man can't come to this place, there are high-ranking people, and he has to shout in the group when he turns around, so as not to let anyone hit the muzzle of the gun again.

This article has also become a taboo for dancing gods in the future, as long as there are people in the black blind tun who invite the dancing gods, how much money people will not come.

When Li Da understood that he was full of food and drink, it was already half of the night, this guy fell asleep, Li Xiaopang and they went home separately, and after leaving the house, they heard two chirps from the windowsill, and then the rhubarb and erhuang swished onto Yaya's shoulder.

You don't go to catch mice, run here to see the excitement, this is called not doing business and know no-Li Xiaopang stretched out his hand to poke their little brains, and then caught a glimpse of a pair of bright eyes outside the door, and hurriedly shouted into the house: "Understand, auntie, take two pieces of leftover chicken, and the fire fox will wander around your door!" ”

When Aunt Ming heard that the fox fairy was coming, she didn't dare to slack off, not only brought out a small pot of chicken, plus half a bowl of "Hara Qier", everyone in the village knew that this fire fox liked to drink two sips. often drunk and dizzy wandering around the village, it doesn't harm chickens and ducklings or anything, and even the dogs in every household in the village don't bite it.

How do they know that these big dogs and small dogs have been ordered by Qingzi, otherwise do you think they don't pick up foxes when they see them, and it's strange if they don't make fox farts?

Li Xiaopang walked home while hehele: "If you bring Rhubarb Erhuang and the fire fox to dance again, then the appearance fee will be expensive——"

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