Chapter Eighty-Six: The Correct Posture for Pregnancy

Wei Liang closed his eyes, felt the softness and fragrance, was deeply intoxicated, and even gave birth to a trace of absurd thoughts, even if he died like this, he would have no regrets, right?

He also opened his arms and hugged the person in his arms. It is as if I have returned to my infancy, in the arms of my mother, I am extremely peaceful and warm, and a sense of security and happiness that I have never felt before arises.

Gradually, he felt the delicate body in his arms tremble slightly. At first, he thought it was an illusion, but as time went by, Yin Wuya trembled more and more.

Wei Liang realized that something was wrong, gently pushed her away, and said with concern: "What's wrong with you?" ”

Yin Wuya's expression was extremely complicated, his head was lowered, and he was speechless.

"Aren't you happy?"

Yin Wuya raised his head, glanced at him, stopped talking, and then lowered his head again.

The second monk Wei Liangzhang was puzzled.

For the next period of time, Yin Wuya was in a sullen state, and he was absent-minded, no matter what Wei Liang said, he turned a deaf ear.

Wei Liang didn't know what he had done wrong.

But he is a very observant person, and when he saw the other party's moth eyebrows frowning, his eyes were always on his stomach.

Wei Liang asked, "Are you sick to your stomach?" ”

Yin Wuya looked bitter and nodded.

Wei Liang secretly wondered, but all monks who have a little Taoism are inviolable, how could she make such a small mistake if she is a cultivator?

He was not a doctor, and he had no experience in this area, so he seemed a little at a loss, and said in a low voice, "Drink some hot water." ”

Yin Wuya glared at him and said coldly, "Don't drink." ”

Wei Liang was even more puzzled, the woman's face was really a June day, and it would change when she said it. It was fine just now, why did you suddenly get angry again? After pondering for a moment, he said, "You wait for me for a while, I'll go to the sect to ask for some pills." ”

Yin Wuya grabbed him and seemed to be even more angry: "I don't need it!" ”

Wei Liang smiled bitterly, very embarrassed, and asked, "Grandma, what's wrong?" ”

Yin Wuya didn't speak.

"Why don't I rub it for you?"

Yin Wuya turned his head and ignored him.

Wei Liang tentatively stretched out his hand and put it on her flat and soft lower abdomen, and when he saw that she didn't seem to have any resistance, he gently rubbed it.

After a while, Yin Wuya opened his hand and said dissatisfiedly: "What's the use of kneading." ”

Wei Liang shrugged, no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't figure out what went wrong.

Yin Wuya looked at him faintly and said in a low voice: "Do you think that you can rub the child off with two rubs?" ”

"Kid?" Wei Liang had a bewilderment on his face and asked, "What child?" ”

"Wei Liang!" Yin Wuya said indignantly: "I was miserable by you! ”

Wei Liang suddenly thought of something, looked at her in surprise, and asked, "You won't be pregnant, will you?" ”

"Knowingly ask!"

Wei Liang's first reaction was that it was definitely a joke. But after thinking about it, Yin Wuya is not a person who likes to joke, and no woman would joke about this kind of thing, he looked at her carefully, and saw that the other party's expression was so serious and so hesitant.

Damn, how could she possibly get pregnant?

Wei Liang swore that he just hugged her, and from the perspective of biology, genetics, genetics, and various sciences, it was impossible to get pregnant.

Mr. Holmes once said that all impossibility is excluded, and the rest of the thing, no matter how unbelievable, is the truth.

Wei Liang is a smart man, and he instantly thought of a sad fact - he likes to be a father.

What does it mean to be a dad?

That is to say, a ** silk pursues the goddess, but the goddess only treats him as a spare tire. Later, he was toyed with by Gao Fushuai and became pregnant with a child, but he was dumped, and he had no choice but to marry a poor ** silk.

Of course, the son born is also rich and handsome, but he is raised by poor **silk.

This is the origin of the happy father, what a sad story.

Wei Liang has always felt that this is nonsense, a cold joke made up by those people, just to satirize and complain about this utilitarian society. After all, how can there be such a stupid man in the world?

But now, he had to believe it.

That stupid man was himself.

In fact, Wei Liang is pretentious, he thinks that he is much stronger than ordinary people, of course, this is not conceited, he is indeed very good on the earth, and he is also a rich and handsome, even if he comes to the Scarlet Tower, he has not suffered any losses, but is at ease. I never thought that life is like an absurd drama, and it will always give people unexpected endings.

Damn it!

Before that, Wei Liang had always had a faint smile on his face, no matter what happened, it was not enough to change his color. But now, he finally couldn't laugh.

For a man, this is a great disgrace.

He looked at Yin Wuya coldly and asked, "Whose child is it?" ”

This is an extremely tragic question, and many men who are unhappy in their marriages have asked this sentence. I never thought that he would have this day.

Although Wei Liang likes to be a father, he is not as cowardly as ** silk, on the contrary, he will definitely take revenge.

Maybe he's weak now, but the Crimson Tower has infinite possibilities, and one day, he'll come back and slash that damn man with a thousand knives.

Yin Wuya's expression was even colder.

Wei Liang clenched his fists and said word by word: "Let me ask again, whose child is it?" ”

Yin Wuya looked at him bitterly and hatefully, and said coldly: "You forced me to do such a thing, do you want to deny it now?" ”

Wei Liang sneered and asked, "What did I force you to do?" ”

Yin Wuya was angry, clenched his little fist hard, and gave him another moment.

Wei Liang screamed in pain and squatted on the ground holding his stomach.

Yin Wuya said madly: "I said, I don't want to hug you, you have to force me, now you are satisfied!" ”

Wei Liang didn't understand.

Yin Wuya said irritably: "We only met on the first day, and I was pregnant with your flesh and blood, this is too abrupt, I am not prepared at all!" Also, I don't want to have children at all, you bastard, you always force me to do things I don't like! ”

Wei Liang was stunned, could it be that the child was his own?

He couldn't help but ask, "I don't understand, is there any inevitable connection between hugging and pregnancy?" ”

"Absolutely!" Yin Wuya said confidently: "If a woman is hugged by a man, she will get pregnant!" ”

Wei Liang was shocked, are the people in the Secret Dao Cultivation World so amazing? He hurriedly asked, "Who sued you?" ”

"My mother!"

Wei Liang recalled that Yin Wuya was taken away by the Emperor of the Eternal Night when she was very young, and after she came out of the mountain, the old people died. So, when her mother told her this, she was still a child.

How can adults take children seriously! Like a lot of kids ask their parents, Mom, how did I get here? The smart mother never mentioned the old Wang next door, but said with a smile, child, you scanned the code to send it.

The answer given by Yin Wuya is very absurd, very naΓ―ve, and full of strong fairy tale colors. But Wei Liang was very happy, at least the imaginary rival in love did not exist.

He was impressed.

For him, Yin Wuya's familiarity can't be more familiar, but for Yin Wuya, it's just the first day he knows him, how much determination should it take to make such a move?

No wonder she was so nervous and dignified when she hugged just now.

Wei Liang is a very mature person, of course, what he says is good, he is mature, and what he says is ugly, he is indifferent.

Many impulsive and enthusiastic young people will gradually mature over time. It's just that because I've seen a lot and experienced a lot, I'll suppress my emotions in my heart, become more and more mechanical, and become more and more indifferent.

But inadvertently, those who claim to be mature will always be moved by some childish and innocent behavior.

For example, now.

In Wei Liang's eyes, Yin Wuya was still so beautiful, but there was a lot more cuteness and kindness, he couldn't help but hug her into his arms and murmured, "Silly girl." ”

Yin Wuya was still angry, pushed him away, and said, "Don't hug me!" Do you want me to give you twins? ”

Wei Liang couldn't help but laugh and said, "I have to popularize science, hugging will not get pregnant." ”

"Liar! I'm feeling a little sick to my stomach right now! ”

"That's a psychological effect."

"My mother told me herself."

"She's kidding, after all, you were just a kid."

"I also asked Master, and that's what his old man said!"

"You are here in the cultivation world, and the atmosphere is very conservative, that kind of ** thing, of course, it's not easy to say."

Yin Wuya looked at him suspiciously, seeing that his expression was so serious, not like lying, his belief couldn't help but waver a little, and asked, "Really?" ”

"Absolutely." Wei Liang was afraid that she would not believe it, so he said, "I swear." ”

Yin Wuya said with a cold face: "If you lie to me, I won't be done with you." ”

Wei Liang said: "I will never lie to you." ”

Yin Wuya was silent for a long time and said, "Okay, I'll believe you once." ”

Saying this, her expression was obviously relaxed, and she was not as nervous as before.

Wei Liang secretly felt funny, this female devil seemed indifferent, but after a long time of contact, he found that she was more like a child who was not deeply involved in the world.

"Wei Liang, I want to ask you a question."

When he said this, Yin Wuya was a little twisted.

"Just ask."

Yin Wuya hesitated for a moment, a little embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "Then how can I get pregnant?" ”

Wei Liang smiled and said, "Guess what." ”

"I don't guess."

Wei Liang likes to see her shy appearance, very cute, and smiles: "It's okay, I won't laugh at you." ”

Seeing that his face was so gentle, Yin Wuya couldn't help but feel a little relieved, and his courage was a little bigger, and he asked tentatively: "Is it a kiss?" ”

Wei Liang shook his head.

Yin Wuya's eyes widened, as if he was extremely surprised, and asked, "Wouldn't such an intimate move be pregnant?" You must be lying to me. ”

"I'm not lying."

Yin Wuya racked her brains and couldn't think of anything, as a person who was emotionally blank, she was terrible in ignorance in this regard.

"Can't think of it?"

Yin Wuya nodded, and said with a straight face: "Don't sell it, tell me the answer." ”

Wei Liang still smiled so gently, so harmless to humans and animals, in the spirit of helping others, he volunteered: "If you are curious, I can teach you." ”