Chapter 18 What should Xiaomei do when she takes a bath
The work of tidying up the room is over, and now the room is clean, but Ye Nan and Mi Xiaomei are dirty.
"I'll go, it's dirty again just after taking a shower, and I have to take a new bath, by the way, Mi Xiaomei, what about you, do you want to wash it?"
As soon as Ye Nan asked like this, Mi Xiaomei instantly clasped her hands in front of her chest, looking frightened and defensive: it was as if Ye Nan was a big pervert who invited her to take a bath together.
"Mi Xiaomei, I mean, if you're going to take a bath, will you come first, or will I go first?"
Ye Nan rolled his eyes and continued.
"If you think more about other things, you can also leave it unwashed, anyway, I won't mind if you get the quilt dirty."
"Of course I'm going to take a shower, and I'm going to wash first!" Of course, Mi Xiaomei couldn't bear to be so dirty, although she was a little embarrassed, but she could only do so.
"Okay, you wash first! Eh, by the way, did you have a change of clothes? If not, I'll get a few, but it's a man's, so I'll just do it! ”
In other words, if Mi Xiaomei wears her own clothes, how interesting is it? Ye Nan thought about it, and couldn't help but feel excited.
It's a pity that Ye Nan is destined to have his wish come true.
"Phew, who wants your clothes, I have a change of clothes in my bag!" Mi Xiaomei said: "This girl ran away from home, so naturally she has to be prepared, and there is no way to take advantage of me!" ”
"Then may I ask Miss Mi, have you brought toiletries?"
"Uh..."Mi Xiaomei was dumbfounded, forgetting about jì stubble. I used to live in a friend's house, anyway, I was of the same sex, and it didn't matter if I used toiletries together, but now I live in Ye Nan's house, she is a girl's house, and she uses men's toiletries, which is too ambiguous.
"If I were a pervert, I'd say no new toiletries, only let you use the ones I used. So the question is, Miss Mi, am I a pervert? ”
Ye Nan said proudly, vowing to suppress Mi Xiaomei.
"You're a pervert! Pervert!!! ”
"Then you can use pervert's toiletries!" Ye Nan is not afraid of Mi Xiaomei's hard mouth, anyway, he won.
"Use it, who is afraid of whom?" Mi Xiaomei said stiffly, then rolled her eyes, and retorted, "I'll see if I don't use your towel to wipe the floor, and there is a toothbrush to brush the water pipe, and there is a ......."
"I'm spicy! It's really spicy! I'll get you a new set! With that, Ye Nan ran out in a gloomy manner.
He grabbed new toiletries from the storage room and prepared to put them in the bathroom, only to meet Mi Xiaomei, who had been transferred from the guest room.
"I'm going to take a shower. The live broadcast will be handed over to you, you have to greet the audience well, they all say that you ignore them, which is not good! ”
Mi Xiaomei took her bag and toiletries into the bathroom, handed the mobile phone to Ye Nan, and educated Ye Nan seriously, just like a senior anchor.
"Yes, yes, yes!" Ye Nan responded very insincerely, saying that Mi Xiaomei and himself, which one is the anchor in this live broadcast room?
"Everyone remember to supervise the anchor, you can't let him turn off the live broadcast, let him be in your sight at all times, otherwise Xiaomei is really afraid, please everyone, love you!"
Mi Xiaomei smiled at the audience in the live broadcast room, glanced at the depressed Ye Nan proudly, and then closed the bathroom door with a bang.
The audience in the live broadcast room also replied with a barrage of 'love you', and swore that they would protect Xiaomei, stare at Ye Nan, a beast, and never let the dark incident happen.
Ye Nan walked back to the living room, because he was a little dirty, he didn't dare to sit on the sofa, so he only found a stool to sit down, and then put his eyes on his mobile phone.
Ye Nan didn't look at it, but he was really startled when he saw it.
Just now, he swore that he would protect Xiaomei, and the audience in the live broadcast room, who was like a knight, instantly became demonized, and the live broadcast room was full of demons.
Anchor, Xiaomei has already gone to take a shower, why don't you hurry up?!
A certain anchor broadcasts a girl taking a bath, earning one million a month, dry daddy!
……
"I'll you, you're the real beasts!" Ye Nan said angrily that this was the first time he interacted with the audience in the live broadcast room.
The wonderful anchor finally paid attention to us as the audience, and I, the old driver who walked around the live broadcast room, suddenly seemed to have a joy like breaking the beginning...
Ignoring the strange remarks, Ye Nan continued: "I'm going to close the live broadcast, it's a little late, let's broadcast it again tomorrow!" ”
The anchor is so insidious, and turning off the broadcast is definitely going to do bad things!
Beast, if you dare to turn off the live broadcast, I will dare to call the police!
Yes, if you want to do bad things, you have to do it in front of us, and if you dare to do bad things behind our backs, you will call the police!
It's better to be happy alone than to be happy with all!
……
"I've got you!" Ye Nan clenched his fists and signaled, with a little bit of a real anchor appearance, and began to brag and slap his ass, "Since you said so, I decided to respond to your expectations, live broadcast X sister, right now!" ”
A 6666 response in the live broadcast room said that they would enjoy it quietly, and then go to the police afterwards to show that they would never be in the same stream, and finally send him some food during the New Year's holidays.
Ye Nan walked into the bedroom, skillfully turned on the computer, and adjusted the angle of the mobile phone, aiming at himself and the computer at the same time.
He skillfully opened the League of Legends game, and after entering the selection link, he said funny: "Okay, it's time for the X sister I like to see, and now there is only one question, do you want me to go on the road X Meng Meng (Raven), or go to the middle lane X Lori (Dark Girl), or go to the bottom road XG Cup (Qin Se Fairy)?" ”
I admire the anchor, it's 2020, and I'm still playing this old-fashioned game!
What about the X sister that the anchor said was good? Where is the basic trust between people?
I'm overpowered, my pants are off, you're going to show me this?
The super tube is coming, and all beings kneel to greet them, kneeling and begging to block this **** anchor who deceived my feelings!
……
Looking at the barrage of the audience, Ye Nan felt a pleasant feeling for the first time.
In other words, if it's not sprayed, it's actually really interesting to interact with the live broadcast room, it feels no less than fighting with Mi Xiaomei!
However, after all, Ye Nan is not the kind of excellent anchor who can talk nonsense and talk better, especially in terms of mentality, he did not put himself in the position that an anchor should have, and the next live broadcast became very boring.
It's not so much a live broadcast, but Ye Nan has put his mind on playing League of Legends.
Coincidentally in the game, Ye Nan chose a little fishman to play in the middle lane, but it happened to be the Dark Girl on the opposite side, and he swore that he wanted to kill the Dark Girl, but he was killed by the opponent's third-level single, and the sixth-level was taken away by a set, and finally fell into a miserable situation without being trapped.
When playing the game, the live broadcast room has already left one after another, and a clumsy game is played, and the popularity passes faster.
If you are a responsible anchor, seeing such a speed of popularity passing, you will definitely have red eyes like a rabbit, and you can't wait to dance a striptease live broadcast to save your popularity.
But Ye Nan didn't care about these at all, he still opened another game with the old god there, and happily looked for abuse as a handicapped party.
Finally, Mi Xiaomei, who had been cleaned up, walked out of the bathroom, found Ye Nan, and saw that he was playing a game happily, so she didn't care about him, and went straight to get her mobile phone.
Then, a scream of ultra-high decibel screams that seemed to be the only one that would occur when a beautiful girl met ten thousand perverts resounded in the room.