Chapter 109: Meat Pad
It's so dangerous - Fat Maitreya secretly wiped a cold sweat, just now he saw that the roe deer was more docile, and he almost got close to it, in that case, I am afraid that he will be the one who falls to the ground.
Li Xiaopang said cool words next to him with a happy mood: "Everyone be careful, don't invite cats and dogs." The animals in the forest are all old and wild, or how to call them wild animals. β
As he spoke, the three roe deer over there slipped generously to the girl's side, and in the stunned eyes of everyone, the little girl took out a few carrots from the mezzanine of the schoolbag, and held them in her hand.
Seeing this scene, people expressed serious doubts about the little fat man's statement: where is the roe deer, which is even more docile than the little sheep?
Perhaps attracted by the carrots, the deer herd slowly wandered over. With the experience of the roe deer, everyone subconsciously dodged it, you know, the stag in the sika deer, the antlers of the seven branches and eight branches look quite scary.
The carrots brought by Yaya are limited, so she can only pat the head of the sika deer with her little hands and touch the antlers of the sika deer, the picture is very harmonious, and the onlookers can't help but feel a warmth in their hearts. Being close to wildlife is a luxury for them.
And the next scene shocked them even more. The little monkey who had been following the little girl suddenly made a move, swooped to the back of a sika deer, hugged his neck, and screamed in his mouth. And the sika deer only jumped a few times in shock at first, and then there was no strong resistance, allowing the little monkey to show off its power on its back.
Deer riding--Yu Da Shao's eyes lit up, he had played all kinds of luxury cars, but compared to riding a deer, it was too rubbish. It seems that this group of sika deer is still very honest, and the little monkeys are hairy, and they can bear it.
In the capital, Yu Dashao is also a well-known stubborn master, otherwise, he would not have come all the way to mix here. As soon as the thought of riding a deer came out, he could no longer suppress it, and he spotted a big male deer, rushed over, hugged the deer's neck, and prepared to turn over and climb up.
The big male deer suddenly trembled twice, and shook Yu Da Shao, and then, as soon as the deer's head was lowered, the antlers were aimed at Yu Da Shao, and he swooped over.
"Mom-" Yu Da Shao'er was frightened, since he was a child, how could he have experienced such danger.
Li Xiaopang was also startled, the antlers were like bayonets, and if they really pierced it, they would kill someone. Just about to step forward to stop it, I saw that Yaya didn't know when to appear in front of Yu Da Shao, her little hand stretched forward, and the big stag braked suddenly, stopped in front of the little girl, and stretched out her tongue and licked her little hand.
"I want to go home-" Yu Dashao looked depressed, and he didn't have any thoughts now.
Haha, there is one less competitor - Li Xiaopang didn't expect that there would be an unexpected gain, if in terms of funds, this is definitely the most powerful in Dashao.
Since it is no longer a competitive relationship, Li Xiaopang's attitude has changed immediately. went up and dragged Yu Dashao up from the ground: "Brother, go back to the village for a glass of wine in a while to suppress the shock, you are so delicate that you can't compete with these wild animals." This place looks calm, but it's actually very dangerous. Not to mention anything else, there are still many black blind people in the forest, and there was a black history of torture and killing five people, fortunately, it was hibernation at this time. β
His voice is not small, and he also intends to ask others to listen to it, don't think that this is a cornucopia, they all want to come and get a handful, and they also need to take risks.
"There are really black blind people!" Fat Maitreya is really different, others smell the bear's color, but he shows a look of great interest.
Biao Ye slammed his chest twice, his face full of pride: "We are called Black Blind Man Tun here, how can we do without Black Blind Man." If you don't believe me, take a look over thereβ"
Everyone looked in the direction of Biao Ye's finger, and then ran away. I saw two black guys, dozens of meters away from here, slowly swaying over. Shaking his head a few times from time to time, it is estimated that he has just woken up from hibernation, and his brain is still a little muddy.
"I've been hungry for a winter-" Li Xiaopang also followed to create a tense atmosphere, it seems that Yaya's preparations have been done very well, and Xiong Da Xiong Er has woken up. Now it seems that the effect is really good.
As soon as the people here ran, Xiong Daxiong Er also sped up his pace, don't look at the bear usually seems to be quite stupid, in fact, if the speed soars, it is not slow at all, and he quickly passed Li Xiaopang and Biao Ye and them, and chased towards the group of people.
Fart and urine, that's what they're talking about now, the black blind man with his teeth and claws, and his mouth is roaring, don't you be too scary?
Especially the county magistrate, who is used to being pampered on weekdays, lacks exercise, runs wheezing, and sees that he falls at the end, he shouts for help, but unfortunately, those subordinates who revolve around him on weekdays have all run away, leaving him alone. They also want to open: they can't outrun the bear, and they can't outrun the county magistrate.
At this moment, the county magistrate also gave up resistance, and with his hands on his knees, he glanced at this wonderful world with nostalgia, and his eyes were extremely nostalgic: he was still young, had a bright future in his career, and had a virtuous wife and lovely daughter at home, and a sexually ~ charming lover outside. In this world, he has too much nostalgia -
Just when the county magistrate was thinking about life, Xiong Da had already rushed to him, and with just one pounce, he pushed the county magistrate to the ground. According to Xiong Da's temper, the big slap was thrown directly. Fortunately, at the critical moment, it remembered Yaya's teachings that you can't kill people. simply sat on the county magistrate and ravaged it with its big ass. This is the most cruel form of punishment - corporal punishment.
What is called life is better than death, the county magistrate realized it for the first time today. He really wanted to faint, but the more time he came, the more sober his mind became, and even the stinking smell of the blind bear was extremely clear.
"Help--life-" The county magistrate made an intermittent cry for help, and he couldn't do anything, he was pressed by hundreds of pounds of bears, and he couldn't breathe at all.
Once upon a time, as the head of a county, he pointed out the country and responded to every call. But now, he has indeed become the commander of the light pole. The county magistrate had a glimmer of realization in his heart: I'm blind. Those people are really unreliable at the critical moment!
"Ah, bold bear, do you really use our county magistrate as a plaything, do you have the courage to fight with me for three hundred rounds, wow-" Li Xiaopang rushed over, his mouth screamed like thunder, and he really had the posture of Zhang Fei's reincarnation.
The county magistrate's tears almost didn't fall: At the critical moment, you have to rely on the people!
Glancing at Li Xiaopang with small eyes, Xiong Da shook his head, it was a little confused: I didn't say I was going to fight, but it didn't match the script?
If it were someone else, Xiong Da would not be afraid of fighting, but when he met Li Xiaopang, a bastard, Xiong Da really had no certainty of victory, and was thinking about what to do, when he saw Li Xiaopang rushing up very bravely, and directly gave it a Deholer.
Of course, the bear's rough skin and thick flesh can't be broken, but the trauma of the soul is difficult to erase: dead fatty, you are a mouse, carry a gun in the nest, I will find a girl to comment!
"County magistrate, are you alright?" Li Xiaopang didn't chase after him, he helped the county magistrate up from the ground, and was so moved that the county magistrate held his hand, and almost couldn't cry: "Good comrade-"
At this time, knowing the benefits of the people, why don't you think about it for the people in ordinary times-Li Xiaopang despised him in his heart, and he didn't want to entangle with him, so he stretched out his hand and pointed forward: "There is still a blind bear over there, county magistrate, let's hurry over and save people!" β
After all, the county magistrate is the county magistrate, and after he got out of danger, he immediately returned to his usual commanding appearance: "Comrade Chubby, you take the lead, and I will answer in the back!" β
Li Xiaopang knew that being an official was unreliable, so he simply didn't count on him, and ran straight to Xiong Er's side. These two bears don't look at the usual out-of-tune, at critical moments, they can still conscientiously implement the spirit of their superiors, Xiong Er didn't hurt anyone, and sat on a big fat man and hummed.
The meat pad under it is Boss Fat Maitreya Zhang, and he wants to cry without tears now: Bully, if you don't catch a good person behind me, why do you fall in love with me, you damn big stupid bear, why don't you stupid kill you!
It is said that although the fat Maitreya is fat, he has a good physical foundation, and he still left several people. But this bear is also strange, so he recognized him, could it be that the bear also knows that such a meat pad is softer?
When Li Xiaopang threw Xiong Er down again and pulled Fat Maitreya up from the ground, this guy actually laughed: "Yes, yes, this bear is very fun, from it, I don't feel malice." β
Sick - Li Xiaopang was angry and laughing, he should have asked Xiong Er to reward him with two slaps and let him taste what bear paws are like!
The two plague-like bears finally ran away, and the crowd gathered at the entrance of the village again, looked at each other, and could only smile bitterly: I knew that this place was so dangerous, so I didn't come here!
And those who want to contract this forest have to reconsider how feasible this is, if they get the contract, they will definitely have to deal with these wild animals, just rely on their unstinting energy, I am afraid that it will be more than lucky.
People fancy this place, most of them want to open resorts and other leisure and entertainment places, if tourists come, suffer this kind of treatment, who would dare to come, don't complain to death you are strange.
In this way, the mood of those bidders is gone, they just want to pat their butts and leave, it is not advisable to stay here for a long time, it is better to return to Mars as soon as possible.
Only Fat Maitreya is very satisfied: you know, now wild animals are scarce resources, absolutely eye-catching, big deal to get a few fully enclosed tour buses, to ensure the safety of tourists.
As I was pondering, I heard a terrible howl, which sounded like goosebumps. Fat Maitreya snorted: "The wolf is coming!" β
It didn't matter if the voice was raised, the crowd immediately blew up the camp, spread their legs, and ran towards the village as if they were desperate. Fat Maitreya actually rushed to the front, he was a child herding pigs, and once saw a big wolf bite an old sow to death, which became a nightmare that accompanied him throughout his childhood. He is not afraid of wild boars, bears and blind people, but he has a deep fear of wolves.
Looking at the crowd fleeing for his life, Li Xiaopang nodded with satisfaction: It's still a lone wolf, just hearing its voice, not seeing its wolf, it scares people to fart, this kind of big boss, it's easier to appear early.
With the wolf howling, the desolate song of the silly uncle sounded: "I am a wolf from the north-"
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