Chapter 8 Three Fairies in One Play

Zhao Gongming, the god of wealth, was anxious to find Taishang Laojun to offer treasures, but Qin Feng's bamboo pole was not knocked.

Although he lost 5 fritters and a bowl of soy milk, he was not worried about not getting back.

As long as Taishang Laojun approves of his food, it is estimated that the day of making a fortune is not far away.

This delay, the time for class is almost up, and I want to find a fairy Kan Dashan, but the time is not enough.

I had to turn off my phone, pay for the breakfast, and ride my bicycle to school.

After a long time, the owner of the breakfast shop let out a heart-rending scream, "Damn thief, you give me back my bowl."

The boss wants to cry without tears, is it easy to do a small business these days? Even stealing the bowl of drinking soy milk, this business can't be done

Heavenly Court Guanghan Palace, as soon as she got up early, Fairy Chang'e didn't care about freshening up, so she fiddled with the playing cards in a hurry.

For the novelty of fighting the landlord, she really doesn't love it, and she likes it more and more.

After getting familiar with the rules, Chang'e was in trouble for a while. "Who are you going to play?"

You must know that there are at least three people fighting the landlord, but there is a Guanghan Palace in Nuoda, as long as she and Wu Gang are panting, as for the dead rabbit, God knows where to fool around.

Besides, Wu Gang's guy didn't have time to play with her, because that kid was already stunned, and he had been with that osmanthus tree trunk for thousands of years.

Another point is that her Guanghan Palace forbade men to enter, and the Jade Emperor arranged Wu Gang at the door, for one time to punish, and the other to monitor the immortals.

You must know that Chang'e is his forbidden body, and no one can cross the thunder pool by half a step.

After thinking about it for a while, Chang'e sent a message in the Heavenly Court No. 1 group. "I found a new thing, which sister has time, come to my Guanghan Palace to fight the landlord, there are still two missing, first come, first served."

As soon as the information was sent, there were indeed many immortals who were irrigated.

Weaver Girl: Chirp and chirp, Mulan flies the plane, the slave family is really bitter, when will these cloths be woven to the head, I think my cowherd.

Bai Suzhen: I am a snake waiting for a thousand years, if there is an afterlife, I will not cultivate immortals, go to the first floor, kneel and beg Langjun Xu Xian.

Three Holy Mother: Don't talk about it upstairs, it's all tears when you think about it, poor my Yanchang doesn't know where reincarnation is?

Electric mother: Actually, what's so good about men, the one in my family is out of tune all day long, always wants to hug his thighs, long live being single.

Granny Feng: Don't be sour, a full man doesn't know how to be hungry, and he despises you

Looking at the messages sent by a group of sisters, Chang'e was full of cows, what a mess, people just wanted to play poker.

Chang'e: I'm going crazy, can you be normal, don't act like a resentful woman all day long, I just want to fight the landlord.

He Xiangu: Count me in, I've had enough of these seven freaks, they don't have a serious god, and weakly ask, what is a landlord?

Jade Girl: The Bodhisattva has gone to Lingshan, I happen to be fine, the bear child of the red boy stole my bra, I have had enough of this place.

Finally two sisters agreed to come over, Chang'e couldn't be happier, she bet that as long as they played the landlord, they would definitely fall in love.

It didn't take long for the two fairies to arrive as promised, and I have to say that the three of them are all beauties in the fairy world.

Chang'e: Otherworldly, cold as frost, not eating the fireworks of the world.

Jade Girl: Beautiful and kind, smart and quiet, with a clear and jade body.

He Xiangu: The appearance is beautiful, and she is graceful, just like the empty valley orchid.

If Qin Feng's guy is here, he will definitely be lustful, three peerless beauties, Mei Lan Zhuju are indistinguishable.

Looking at the unhappy look on the jade girl's face, Chang'e couldn't help asking: What's wrong with my sister? Even if that bear kid steals your underwear, it won't make you so upset, right? ”

Usually who doesn't know, the super bear child Red Boy is bold, because he has Daozu as a backer, and he has stolen the black smoke and miasma of the heavenly court, and the bra of the jade girl has been stolen by him several times. "What, he sold my bra to the dwarf of the land grandson this time, and made Deng Chanyu's mother-in-law wronged me for having an adulterous affair with her husband, and I was killed by the bear child" The jade girl said angrily.

Di Sun is famous for tracheitis, and his wife Deng Chanyu, known as the No. 1 secret weapon master in the heavenly court, even Nezha, who holds a brick and shoots people all day long, avoids her, and the jade girl can't afford to provoke that tigress.

The most important point, the bear child of the red boy is sincerely disgusting to her, how could she fall in love with that dwarf? "Okay, dissipate your anger, another day, sister let the Jade Emperor come out for you" Chang'e couldn't hold back a smile, for that living ancestor, anyone is talking about tiger color change.

Only the Jade Emperor can suppress the bear child a little. "Sister Chang'e, what kind of landlord are you talking about? Is it fun or not? He Xiangu showed a hint of yearning.

For those seven freaks, she is completely crazy, Tie Guan Li is a drunkard, Han Zhongli is a typical gambler, Lu Dongbin's standard magic stick, Uncle Cao Guo is an official fan, Zhang Guo is old and a thief, Han Xiangzi is a stupid melon, and Lan Cai and the pseudo-mother.

If she had to choose, she would rather move to Guanghan Palace than work with those seven people. "Guaranteed to satisfy you" Fairy Chang'e took out the playing cards from her purse and shook them in front of them.

The two of them couldn't help but light up their eyes, for such a new type of thing, they really saw it for the first time. "This is a playing card, a total of fifty-four cards, two of which are the sun and the moon, and the remaining 52 are the 52 weeks of the year. Spades, hearts, clubs, and squares represent the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn, and winter. 13 sheets per quarter, representing 13 weeks in a season"

Fairy Chang'e is like a treasure, introducing the playing cards to the two, if Qin Feng is here, he will definitely be surprised, you must know that it is only one night, Chang'e can understand so well, worthy of being a legendary fairy.

When the two fairies heard it, they were immediately attracted, it was this thin 54 cards, which immediately attracted two brainless fans, "Today I will teach you a game, called fighting the landlord is also called running fast, leaving three cards at the bottom, and then the two farmers are 17 each, and the landlord is 20." The landlord played the cards first, the peasants played the cards later, and then the two peasants and one family, jointly played the landlords. “

Fairy Chang'e patiently explained to the two of them, and in less than a while, He Xiangu and the Jade Girl were clear.

As long as they understand the rules, it is really not a problem for their gods. "It turns out that there are such wonderful things in the world, Sister Chang'e, I love you to death" The jade girl hugged Chang'e and said: "With this landlord, I don't have to worry about the bear child anymore."

He Xiangu's eyes were even greener: "I have decided, in the future, I will not leave your Guanghan Palace, go to the special Han Cave Eight Immortals, and go to hell."

"I'll prepare rooms for my two younger sisters, and we'll fight all night tonight," Chang'e said happily.

Finally say goodbye to the emptiness and boredom of that bastard, and with this landlord, my mother no longer worries about my studies.

The three fairies set up a position, this battle is dark, the sun and the moon are not shining, you are out of the dragon and I am out of the explosion, the excitement is incomparable.

A storm that swept through the heavens spread rapidly, and no one thought that it was this simple landlord who would shine in the Three Realms.