After the defeat of the West, Liu Qiaoshou and I undoubtedly became their lifesaver, not the two of us were originally thrown in the crowd and no one cared about it, but now it was discovered by the sharp-eyed Maitreya Buddha, and quickly ran to us, just like we were his lost relatives.

People are like this, they are always ambitious, so they ignore all the things that they think are ordinary, and they have to wait until they are abandoned by God to know that ordinary is true, and ordinary is so precious.

But the ordinary and the legendary are their own feelings, maybe the legendary characters themselves feel that they are living a very ordinary life, and ordinary people can also make themselves live like a legend every day.

Originally, I was also a person who planned to live an ordinary life, but who knew that I was reluctant to be pulled by Liu Qiao's hand to do the drudgery before, and if it was successfully completed, I could still have hundreds of millions of honorariums.

The self-proclaimed peerless master, but in the end he was still a gray and slippery Western remnant, who fought five rings and lost one, and was still rumored to have become a legendary figure in mythology.

It seems that I am destined to be extraordinary, no matter how I say that sentence, I can't stop luck when I come, and I can't make a fortune with a dull voice.

But we were thrown aside before, and we didn't ask a word, and now after the defeat of the so-called savior, they changed their minds and pulled us to be substitutes, which will make everyone feel very unhappy, although since the appearance of the West Remnant, we have realized that our best result is the substitute of the West Remnant.

Don't talk about me, even Liu Qiaoshou, who has always been humble and polite, didn't do it this time, snorted coldly, pretended to be very concerned, and asked me: "I said Le Fan, are you hungry, let's go eat." ”

I said with concern: "No, I'm really a little hungry when you say that, let's go, let's go eat." ”

Since coming to Hangzhou, although we haven't sat down to eat the mountain, that's about the same, so we usually eat more frugally, I thought that this time as a help, but also a little oil and water, who knows that the good times will not last long, was robbed of the limelight by the West Remnant, we had to return to the pre-liberation mode of life.

Of course, we have eaten lunch, but of course the food is not enjoyable, so we don't mind knocking them first, and then say, just treat it as us, pour tea to make amends, tea is not valuable, then set a table to make amends.

Of course, Maitreya Buddha went with us to eat, plus by the way.

Due to the brave performance of the West Remnant in the morning, these masters in the Zhejiang chess world were in high spirits and lost the demeanor of the masters.

So everyone is happy to eat, the cup is dry, and now the red light on the face of Maitreya Buddha has not gone down, but it has become happy and sad, and now the red light on the face seems to have become a joke.

Liu Qiaoshou and I ate and drank unceremoniously, and I was busy shouting at Maitreya Buddha: "Hey, Buddha, why don't you eat?" Master Liu and I have been waiting for you all morning, and we haven't waited for you to eat together, so you shouldn't have eaten secretly, right? ”

I directly chose to ignore his mouth full of wine, and a discerning person can know at a glance that this Maitreya Buddha has not only eaten, but also eaten not ordinary wine and food.

But at this time, Maitreya Buddha must have been killed and would not say that he had eaten it, and he still understood such a little bit of human sophistication, so he had to hold his stomach and eat it.

How can this be described? Eating and pretending to be hungry?

Liu Qiaoshou couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "Forget it, Buddha, if the food is not appetizing, it's okay to eat less." ”

It's lively now, originally Liu Qiaoshou was kind, which means that if you can't eat it, you don't have to eat it.

But this dish is a very good meal that Maitreya Buddha has something to offer and grably order for us, if this meal is not to his appetite, it is equivalent to him giving us something that is not with his appetite for us to eat? Just pick up what you don't like to eat and order food to others, and let others eat what you don't like to eat the most? Then you have to fight when you invite someone to dinner.

I saw that Maitreya Buddha's hands trembled, and the chopsticks and teacups were almost thrown out, and he hurriedly said: "Appetite, appetite." ”

In order to prove the authenticity of his own words, he also specially ate every dish in a big gulp, and pretended to be very comfortable to eat two bowls of rice, I was really afraid that he would die like this, but seeing that after eating, his man was a little inconvenient like a pregnant woman, I couldn't help but admire, sure enough, the prime minister can support the boat in his belly, and the president of a provincial chess association can hold several meals for others.

The food in this restaurant is different from the one at home, the family just wants to eat something, or just what to eat, the restaurant is different, there is no meat dish that is not a table, even if you want to eat light, you have to get two meat dishes as a look, or you will not be despised.

Therefore, no matter how good the general food is, it is not as good as his usual food in the restaurant, except for some people, of course, so it is not an exaggeration to say that he has to eat several meals from others.

Seeing that although people have a lot of power, what should be done can be regarded as in place, and I also began to get down to business: "I'm not from Zhejiang, what do you think about this?" ”

Unexpectedly, my words made Maitreya Buddha stunned: "You-?" ”

I rub it, and the feelings don't treat me as a unit at all? Or take Master Liu Qiaoshou as a great god? It turns out that all those pretentiousness were made for Liu Qiaoshou to see? I'm so depressed!

But fortunately, I also followed the great god to occupy some light, and Maitreya Buddha then changed his words: "This is not a problem, wait for me to let my men go to the police station, what do you want to name?" And how old do you think? I'll just ask them to give you a household registration certificate, which can be regarded as adding glory to our Zhejiang chess world, and they won't be too embarrassed for us. ”

You old fritter, do you dare to be perfunctory? What do you mean, what do I want to call? How old do I think? Why is it so insincere! I gave him a deep back directly, and I really didn't bother to pay attention to him.

Liu Qiaoshou borrowed the words: "This young man is terrible, don't underestimate him, I said earlier that he is even higher than his level." ”

Maitreya Buddha nodded yes and said yes, but he didn't take it seriously at first glance.

Liu Qiaoshou was also very helpless, as long as he said: "This young man's name is Le Fan, just write 20 when he is old, 911 on his birthday, and you can just look at the rest."

It's not early after eating, and this afternoon is designated to not be able to play in the ring, after all, the household registration certificate can only be opened on the same day, although people don't necessarily take me seriously, but how do you have to have a license to drive to be the right way, in case something happens, you don't have to have a hukou? (To be continued.) )