Chapter 2 Chang'e Fairy Kan Dashan
Hearing the bewitching voice behind him, Qin Feng couldn't help but be surprised, he didn't have to guess to know that it was his homeroom teacher Yan Ruyu.
Yan Ruyu's class teacher in the first class of high school, an absolutely goddess-level figure in the school.
Her eyebrows are picturesque, her skin is like cream, and the most important thing is her elegant and charming temperament, killing a bunch of boys and chickens in minutes and seconds.
"Didn't the teacher have your class today?" Qin Feng stammered back.
It's miserable, grab it right, my iPhone, my kidneys.
Qin Feng swept the teacher's body casually, and the nosebleed almost didn't come out.
Today's Yan Ruyu is wearing a black OL suit, and her graceful posture is undoubtedly revealed.
The towering breasts, plump buttocks, and slender legs are really peerless stunners, and the standard uniform is tempting.
"Hand over your phone," Yan Ruyu looked at Qin Feng with a smile.
For this student with a headache, she has not been less focused on this period of time.
"Teacher, don't mind, I was wrong" Qin Feng was ready to sacrifice his hue.
You must know that this mobile phone is the most valuable thing in his family, and he can't give it anything.
Another point, if you really hand over your mobile phone, it will be a meat bun beating a dog, and there will be no return.
He carefully stuffed his mobile phone into the desk of Shen Mengyao at the same table.
"Don't hide it, take it out" Yan Ruyu looked at Qin Feng with a very funny look.
This little guy is still playing this game in front of her, and he is drunk when he thinks about it. "Okay then, teacher" Qin Feng reluctantly took out a mobile phone from the table and handed it to Yan Ruyu. "I'll keep it for you first, you give me out now" Yan Ruyu didn't even look at it, so she put the phone in her bag.
And Qin Feng was called out to punish the station as always.
Yan Ruyu didn't stay, taught him a few words, and left in a hurry because of something.
Looking at the graceful figure of the teacher leaving, Qin Feng smiled and escaped his mobile phone from his pocket like a trick.
And at this moment, there was a piercing scream from the classroom. "Qin Feng, your uncle, return my mobile phone" Shen Mengyao wanted to cry without tears.
This cheat daddy's thing, just handed over her mobile phone to the head teacher, and it is difficult to prevent thieves, which is the latest rose gold mobile phone.
I had the heart to go to Qin Feng to settle accounts, but it was class time, and she didn't dare to go out. "You wait, I can't spare you" Shen Mengyao's teeth itched
Qin Feng cleaned up his excitement, and now he was standing in the corridor, and he could play with his mobile phone justifiably.
As for whether he is ashamed or not, he doesn't care, he has been a regular here for a long time.
I was bored to click on the chat group of Tianting No. 1, but I didn't expect it to be quite lively inside.
Chang'e: It's really lonely, it's so boring to stay alone in the Guanghan Palace for thousands of years, fairy friends, I don't know what kind of pastime you have?
Flower Fairy: Don't complain, you at least have Wu Gang and Jade Rabbit, how can I only be alone, guarding a sea of flowers, and there is no one to talk to.
Seven Fairies: Yes, our sisters still have to pick peaches every day, set up wine, where is as idle as you, every day is beauty and makeup, we are too late to envy.
Weaver Girl: Don't talk about it, no one is as bitter as me, I weave all year round, I want to see my husband and children, I have to wait for a hundred years every time, my life is so miserable.
He Xiangu: You can still see your husband at least every hundred years, I have been cultivating for thousands of years, and I am with seven freaks all day long, and I will go crazy to think about it
Qin Feng thought that these people were really good, and they were pretending to be endless, so he looked at Chang'e's avatar with a ghostly look, clicked on it, and naturally jumped out of the dialog box.
Since you're so boring, I'll spoof you too. "It's not easy to solve boredom, do you want to play mahjong or fight the landlord? If you really can't do it, you can practice yoga alone, not only can you cultivate your body, but the biggest effect is to maintain the body of the devil."
Qin Feng replied naturally, because the question itself was very nonsense. What are you pretending to be bad, you have to pretend to be Chang'e, you deserve to be single in the Guanghan Palace.
Playing mahjong and landlords? And yoga for weight loss? Chang'e has never heard of these things.
Fairy Chang'e stood in her fairy palace in a daze, looked around, didn't see anyone, pinched her fingers and calculated, what the situation, she couldn't figure out a blank.
Who is this Genshin Transmission? Could it be an immortal? When I heard that the Three Realms were isolated, some of them jumped out of the Three Realms and were not among the Great Immortals in the Five Elements. The mana is so strong that it can transmit sound across borders.
It's a hell of a thing, Qin Feng is in the human world, Xianfan blocks the separation of the two worlds, the laws of heaven and the way of heaven have long been different, the two worlds are separated by death, not to mention Chang'e, even if the Taoist ancestor comes, he is blind, this is not the sound of the original gods, it is the mobile phone WeChat.
Chang'e: The mana of the immortals is really strong, and they can actually transmit sound across borders! Dare to ask the name of the Immortal Venerable?
It can't be that I've read too many fantasy novels and gone crazy, right? Qin Feng suddenly felt a little crazy, it was really nonsense to communicate with these two-dimensional people! "You call me Unknown Ancestor," Qin Feng ripped out a name.
Since you like it, I also want to follow the customs, and it's not bad to talk to these snake spirits. "Ancestor, forgive the little god for being lonely and unheard, what are you talking about fighting landlords and playing mahjong? And that yoga is even more unheard of, the little god asks for advice, hoping that the great immortal can guide the maze, the slave family is really bored to death in the past thousand years," Chang'e said sincerely. "Boring, don't you still have Wu Gang and Jade Rabbit?" "Back to Daxian, you don't know, Wu Gang's nerd only knows how to cut down trees all day long, and he can't hold back a fart for a long time, and the rabbit is even more annoying, this period of time I have learned badly with the dead dog of the Howling Sky Dog, and I have been abducted and deceived in the pit outside all day long, and I haven't seen anyone for more than half a month" Fairy Chang'e said with a handful of snot and tears.
What a pure jade rabbit, she was spoiled by that black dog, and even her Guanghan Palace, many things were ruined by them.
What's the matter, this is too messy, even if it's a remake of Fengshen Bang and Journey to the West, it doesn't take such a play, Qin Feng is really a little dizzy.
Normally, he is already very out of tune, but he didn't expect the other party to be more nervous than him. "Erlang God Yang Jian, doesn't that guy care?" Anyway, it's boring, Qin Feng also wants to see what kind of moth can the other party make. "He's busy falling in love, seeing the guy who thinks differently," Fairy Chang'e's tone was full of sourness. "With whom?"
Qin Feng couldn't help but ask, although he knew that the other party was talking nonsense, but gossip was human nature, and he was no exception. "The Three Princesses of the West Sea" Fairy Chang'e gritted her teeth.
From afar, Qin Feng felt a smell of vinegar, and it seemed that there was adultery. "I haven't heard of it" For the three princesses of the West Sea, Qin Feng is really unheard. "Shangxian, you still tell me how to fight the landlord and play mahjong, right? And that yoga I'm really very interested in, I hope that the great immortal will not teach another one, and the slave family will be rewarded" Fairy Chang'e obviously doesn't want to. Waste time on this topic.
How to play boring time is what she cares about most now.
Qin Feng not only has a big head, but these things that everyone on the earth knows, how can he explain it to the other party, and suddenly he had an idea. "That's it, I'll get out of school in the afternoon, let's have a good chat" For this snake spirit disease, he doesn't plan to give up, it's been a long time since Kan Dashan is so happy. "Okay, Daxian, I'll wait for you," Chang'e said suspiciously.
She really doesn't have any idea about school? Could it be that Daxian has such a high mana, does he still need a master? There is really a heaven outside the sky, and there is a god outside the gods.