Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Mysterious School Bag
"Li Jiani beat the lotus again, Li Jiani beat the lotus again!"
The sound of excitement was transmitted in the teaching building, and the students were immersed in a sea of joy!
"Did you hear that? Lotus was beaten to death by Li Jiani! ”
"Nonsense, Lotus is a woman, and then she was beaten to death by Li Jiani!"
"Huh? However, I heard that the lotus flower was a celery and beat Li Jiani to death! ”
In the classroom, Lotus listened to the whispers of her classmates with a black line on her face, I'm still alive! Just sit here! And I'm not celery!! His heart roared!
Li Jiani looked at the small mirror with a smile, she felt that she was very majestic just now!
"Jiani, no, no, no, I heard that the lotus was beaten by celery, who is celery?"
Li Li ran in in a panic, she came to school after eating lunch at home and heard everyone talking about what lotus was beaten by a person named Celery! Is this worth it? She didn't bother to confirm the truth of the matter, so she hurriedly ran to the class. After arriving at the classroom, Li Li instantly saw the triumphant Li Jiani, she subconsciously opened her mouth to shout, and when she came to the desk, she saw the lotus looking at her expressionlessly.
"Haha"
"Who's Celery? Ha ha! ”
The classroom burst into laughter, and they were so excited! For them, it's not too cool to be able to bully the lotus!
Li Jiani didn't laugh, she took out a handful of celery and held it in her hand and looked around, she was angry! She's very protective of food.
The classroom fell silent instantly, not because celery was terrible, but because they tore up Li Jiani's photo in the morning! It's a loss, they all looked away and didn't dare to look at the squad leader holding celery!
"Hmph" Li Jiani was proud, turned her head to look at the expressionless lotus, and hurriedly threw away the celery in her hand, showing a flattering smile on her face.
Lotus's heart is broken, and after this incident, she may not know what nickname she will get!
What the hell is going on! Li Li's heart is full of doubts! Why does Li Jiani have celery? Why can you take out celery to calm the scene? Is celery the ultimate weapon?
Lotus endured the shame until the end of school, and as soon as the bell rang, he pulled Li Jiani out wildly, he just wanted to leave this place of right and wrong now!
"Look, that's celery!"
Lotus rode the car with her head down and moved forward quickly, eighty percent of the people who blocked the road had to be hit and killed, Li Jiani honestly lay on his back and snickered!
"Nonsense, isn't that a lotus? I know him, the one who was famous in the first grade! ”
Lotus is a little relieved, I'm not celery! Don't scream!
"No, I know it's a lotus, I said the girl in the back, she's celery!"
Li Jiani was still laughing secretly, but she didn't expect celery to be herself? I'm Li Jiani! I'm not celery! My boobs are huge!
"Huh? What are you doing! Don't move!! The lotus flower was startled, Li Jiani was about to jump out of the car with her teeth and claws, this is not a bicycle! Jump down and you'll have no breasts!
"Don't stop me!! I'm not celery! Li Jiani screamed in the lotus ear.
The motorcycle staggered out of the school gate with the sound of chirping.
"I'm so angry," Li Jiani complained while sitting on the sofa while rubbing her birthday dog's head!
didn't dare to move on her birthday, so she could only torture herself and her gray hair had already slipped away.
Lotus looked at her speechlessly, no matter what she thought, she should be angry, right? Are you preemptive?
"Alright, give me the bag, I'll take it upstairs." He said helplessly, after Li Jiani came back, she threw away her schoolbag, and there was a loud noise inside, and she didn't know what it was.
"Oh" Li Jiani was still angry, and when she heard the lotus's words, she kicked her schoolbag with her little foot, and there was a messy sound.
Lotus was a little curious, and he suddenly thought that Li Jiani was the celery that was turned out of it today.
"What are you all here?" He bent down to pick it up.
"What, ah! Don't open it! Li Jiani's face changed, and she pounced, uh, like a fur dog hugging a ball, lying on the carpet with her schoolbag tightly.
Her style makes Lotus even more curious, and he usually doesn't have the habit of looking through Li Jiani's schoolbag, could it be that there is a big secret in this?
"What's here?" Lotus squatted up while asking, clutching the schoolbag belt with both hands!
Li Jiani dragged it a few times and found that she couldn't pull it, raised her head and smirked cutely, and said, "It's nothing, it's just some uh food."
"Eat? Like something like celery? ”
"Well, almost"
Lotus didn't believe it, and looked at the fur dog Li Jiani funny, "Open it and show me." ”
"Don't!" Li Jiani held her schoolbag and didn't let go, she scurried forward, pressed the lotus flower on her chest and said, blinked her eyes, and said softly: "Are you comfortable?" Let's go to the room, no, let's! ”
Lotus smiled, directly straddled her waist and pulled her shoes, Li Jiani was particularly afraid of itching.
"Ahh Ahhh Li Jiani shook her head and screamed, that picture, you should really show Piao Rou what is called Feiwu! Before she took off her shoes, she already felt that she couldn't stand it!
"To give or not to give?" Lotus asked, to be honest, he didn't dare to start, once he didn't know that the sky was high and the earth was thick and tried once, and he was thrown directly from the bed to the ground! God knows where Li Jiani's great power came from!
"Ahhhh Li Jiani screamed unwillingly, not hearing his words at all.
Lotus was speechless, so she had to pat the girl's little buttocks vigorously and said loudly: "Do you want to give it?" ”
"I'll give, I'll give, I'll give now!" Li Jiani blushed and shouted, of course she couldn't be shy, but she threw her schoolbag away with a hard hand.
Lotus didn't dare to let go of his hand, he knew that there was a 99% chance that if he let go of his hand, then Li Jiani would definitely crawl over and hold down the schoolbag again!
His eyes lit up and he said, "Birthday, go, get that one back for me!" ”
"Huh?" Birthday doesn't understand what to call himself, it just thinks that the owner is teaching the shovel officer, but it is so happy that it has been watching it vigorously.
Alas, the lotus sighed and could only shout: "Gray hair, gray hair!" ”
The gray fur sleeping in the small house heard the movement and hurriedly ran over, and after entering the house, it was startled by the tragic situation in front of it, and hesitated to not dare to come forward.
"Greyhair, go, bring me that!" The lotus flower pointed out Nunu in the direction of the school bag.
Gray hair is angry, I really gave him the schoolbag in my mouth, and I didn't leave after putting it down, I turned around and watched with my birthday.
Lotus opened the schoolbag with one hand, and suddenly a messy smell came to her face.
"Ah, how come there is celery?"
"What is this? What are you doing with green onions to school? ”
"Garlic, ginger, chili flakes, what is this?"
Lotus trembled and took out a small sealed box with a label on it that read "bomb".
Li Jiani glanced at it and lowered her head, simply pretending to be dead.
Lotus gritted her teeth and carefully opened the box
"Li Jiani, you're crazy! What are you doing with condoms to school! ”
He was really dumbfounded, there were five condoms of different colors in the small sealed box!
"Who knows when you're going to have sex," Li Jiani said with a little embarrassment, anyway, she was looking forward to it, and she wouldn't be ready if she didn't look forward to it!
Oh, cow 'beep'. He obeyed, and he felt that he was no longer Li Jiani's opponent at all on a mental level.
"Come on, my big boobs are going to be flattened!" Seeing that he didn't speak, Li Jiani began to splash, and her body swayed.
Alas, Lotus sighed and silently put Li Jiani's various weapons back into her schoolbag, and he swore that he would never touch her schoolbag again.
"Cut" Li Jiani looked back and saw that he had put the sealed box back, and despised him with disdain, but her heart became excited!
At night, Li Jiani, who was 'busy', chatted naked in front of the computer.
"I've decided!"
Lotus, who was about to fall asleep, was awakened by this sudden sentence, and looked at the girl sitting cross-legged on the chair with a helpless face, and said, "What have you decided?" ”
Li Jiani jumped on the bed with a smile on her face, pressed him and said softly: "Let's go to the UK, shall we?" Emma's birthday! She told me she didn't have anyone with her! ”
"Don't" Lotus hurriedly shook her head, how much does she owe you? You care so much about people.
"Go, go, go! You take a day off, soon, I'll do the math, April 15th is a Tuesday, let's take a week off! ”
"Don't be troublesome." Lotus shook his head, if it was a holiday to travel, then of course he had no opinion. But he can't accept taking leave to celebrate someone's birthday.
"Come on, Emma said she misses you a lot, and says her father talks about you a lot." Li Jiani began to make up blindly, brainlessly! Even if people think about this kind of thing, can they tell you about this girlfriend?
Lotus was stunned for a moment and began to ponder, not because of who thought about him or anything like that, but because he asked Chris to inject money. But he also knows that this won't happen so quickly, and if Facebook has a clue now, then YouTube doesn't even have a shadow. The most important thing for him now is the affairs of the American company, Zhang Li has already done it, and he is planning when to go.
Li Jiani saw the lotus thinking, and she was even more coquettish, rubbing on him, giving full play to her advantages.
Lotus looked at Li Jiani, who was struggling, and was about to open her mouth to promise her, but when she saw her rubbing more and more, Lotus realized what was going to happen, and quickly shut up.
After a while, Li Jiani, who had finished cleaning her upper body, pounced again, "You agreed, right, right!" ”
"Yes," he replied with his eyes closed.