Chapter 210: Yin Wuya Awakens
Boss Bing sat on the ground, looking dejected, and he looked tired of it, as if he had just stayed up all night in an Internet cafΓ©.
In front of him there was a tall beauty. The beauty is a real person, and she is honest with him - everyone knows what it means.
Boss Bing waved his hand impatiently and said, "You go." β
The beauty bit her lip and wanted to cry, a picture of a bird.
Boss Bing shrugged his eyebrows, full of interest, and said in an emotionless tone: "Brother, let's go, I really don't feel it today." If you don't believe it, it's as soft as bread. β
The beauty touched it, and it was really soft, which was a great blow for a woman.
She is the ice boss's friend, maybe it would be more appropriate to call it a lover, the two have maintained this relationship for a long time, this is not love, it is more like a transaction, just like the transaction of an eighteen-year-old girl marrying an eighty-year-old man, she betrayed ** and obtained the protection of the ice boss, it's as simple as that.
She is very beautiful, if she puts on makeup on the earth, it is estimated that she can be an Internet celebrity, even if she doesn't wear makeup, she can also win the reputation of a goddess without makeup, after all, the goddess is so cheap now, temperament, recuperation, and character are not valuable, as long as she looks beautiful, **silk doesn't care if you have plastic surgery, whether you are a scumbag, whether it is p out, as long as you are beautiful.
The appearance is higher than a qiΔ, this is an era of looking at faces. There is even a set of surveys that show that people with good looks have a higher success rate than people with ugly looks. Jack Ma is an exception, of course.
It is because of her beauty that she can survive. It is said that beautiful women have big breasts and no brains, jokes, since they have breasts, what do they need to do. Once something goes wrong, there will be a man to help her settle it, and she doesn't need to use her brain at all.
She has changed many men, and Boss Bing is the seventh.
It is said that men play with women, but in fact, women are not playing with men. With **, flaws will be exposed, depending on who is more skilled.
The beauty was very uncomfortable, when she first met, Boss Bing was like a wolf and a tiger, and he couldn't wait to do it seven times a night, but one day, his interest took a sharp turn, like a different person.
She hasn't found a new backer yet, so she doesn't want to fall out of favor, and has been trying hard to get it, but with little success. That thing was always soft, and she even wondered if Boss Bing had a kidney deficit. But after thinking about it, it shouldn't be, he is so young after all, less than twenty years old, and he is too early.
The beauty showed a sweet smile that even disgusted herself, and wanted to say something more.
"Dog-" Boss Bing squinted at her, pulled a long tone, and spit out the next words sonorously: "Take!" β
The beautiful woman's face was ugly, as if she had eaten a piece of, put on her clothes and hurried out.
Ice Boss lay on the ground weakly, looking at the sky and sighing: "Empty! β
Ice Boss's real name is Yang Wei, but he is not impotent-impotent at all, but as hard as steel bars. He is a little virgin on the earth, he has nothing to do, no female classmates have taken a fancy to him, and when he comes to the Scarlet Tower, he turns on the hanging mode, and there are countless maidens, and he is like an animal.
He thinks this is very good, the more women who possess it, the more capable the man is. Don't laugh at how rich and handsome people are, the single dog that no one loves is the saddest.
It wasn't until that day that he saw her that he realized how vulgar he was!
It's boring, it's really boring, and there are countless maidens, like a fly lying in the dung heap but smug.
From that day on, Boss Bing gradually withered, he didn't think about tea, didn't talk about meat, didn't play hooligans, and couldn't show any interest in the women around him.
It's like a different person.
The little brothers around him all felt that he was possessed by the traverser, and that deep look, could it be that he missed his distant hometown?
The ice boss is willing to be possessed by the traverser, so he has the aura of the protagonist, worships the magician, recognizes Taling as his godfather, and opens a legend of awesome coaxing for future generations to admire. It's a pity that all those dog-day travelers have gone to the Atlas, and no one has come to the Crimson Tower.
The scar man walked in, he didn't knock on the door, the adventurer didn't have the habit of knocking on the door, why was he so civilized, he made himself a stumbling block. Truth be told, the more civilized a society is, the more repressive it is, and Japan is a good example.
Ice Boss looked at the sky and didn't speak. Don't think about it, he is indeed lying in the house, why does he see the sky? Because there is no roof, it doesn't rain here anyway.
"Feeling depressed lately?" The scar man asked with a smile.
"Okay."
"You're in a dangerous state!"
"How do you have the same tone with our homeroom teacher?"
"Big brother, talk to me, what happened?" Scar Man took out two bottles of beer and a bag of peanuts and handed them to the Ice Boss.
"Nothing."
"Really?"
"You don't care."
"Yes, I won't ask, drink."
Boss Bing really wants to drink, he originally hates drinking, and his father is an alcoholic, and when he is drunk, he makes trouble and is very annoying. But as he got older, he gradually discovered the benefits of drinking.
"It's done."
He raised his head and poured wine into his stomach desperately, in the end, he was still young, and the amount of alcohol was not large, and he was halfway through the drink, and he squirted out, splashing the scar man's body.
"Drink slowly." The scar man was still happy, not angry at all, and said: "I'll just say that you have something, look at this posture, you've been worried recently, right?" Tell my brother if you have something, don't hold back. β
Boss Bing didn't speak, just drank vigorously.
After three rounds of wine, strictly speaking, it was three bottles, and the ice boss was drunk, and his alcohol consumption was really not good.
The scar man sneered secretly, he didn't dare to say anything else, when it came to drinking, the ten ice bosses combined couldn't drink him.
It's true to spit out the truth after drinking.
Boss Bing opened the conversation box and said drunkly: "Old Hei, brother, I am bitter in my heart!" β
The scar man suddenly remembered a sentence, the baby was bitter, but the baby didn't say it. He looked concerned and asked, "What's wrong?" β
"I'm in love with a woman I shouldn't love."
The scar man secretly thinks it's funny, is this a romantic drama? Or do you travel into the world of big fish and begonias?
He immediately slapped the table, shook the peanuts and yelled: "Where is it so troublesome, just grab it directly if you see whom, and her to cry when the time comes!" β
"Don't scream." Boss Bing glared, his face full of shame and anger.
The scar man sneered and lowered his head. This is not the style of Ice Boss, he has always been simple and rude, rarely so reserved and reserved, there must be some hidden secrets. Could it be that you are really moved? It's ridiculous to talk about love in the Crimson Tower. Thinking about it, Boss Bing is young and just a hot-blooded teenager, so it is reasonable to have such naΓ―ve thoughts. It's no wonder that the soul has been lost recently, it turns out that he has been lost by a woman, which is also easy to solve, get it to bed, make friends for a while, and wait for the freshness to pass, and it will be fine.
He chewed peanuts and asked, "What's that woman's name?" β
Ice Boss shook his head and continued to drink, not eating, just sip after sip, just like a person trapped in the desert.
The scar man roughly has the bottom, and he knows best what the temperament of the ice boss is, looking at this bleak appearance, most of them are admiring the beauty but can't ask for it, and he is guilty of lovesickness. And it wasn't an ordinary woman, otherwise it would have come a long time ago.
"She's not a third-level adventurer, is she?"
Boss Bing let out a long sigh, which was considered a tacit acquiescence.
"Is it the fourth layer?"
Boss Bing still shook his head.
"You won't like adventurers on the fifth floor, will you? Brother, I advise you to be careful, this is playing with fire, people can pinch us to death with one hand. β
Ice Boss's mung bean-like eyes flashed with a little melancholy, and he finally spoke: "She's not an adventurer. β
The scar man asked, "Could it be your summoned beast?" β
Ice Boss is good at summoning, and sometimes with luck, he will summon some beautiful creatures from the other world, which can not only fight, but also be used to hehe, killing two birds with one stone. To be honest, the scar man is quite envious of this ability, at least he can be self-sufficient. Many times he thinks that if only the men of the earth had this ability, marriage would not be a burden for two generations.
"Drink, drink, don't talk about those things." Boss Ice stood up crookedly, pulled out another case of beer from under the bed, opened a can and drank it all.
The scar man found that there were cans under the bed, and it seems that this kid has been borrowing wine to drown his sorrows recently. As an ally and younger brother, he has common interests with Boss Bing, and he can't let it go, Zhengse said: "Don't be so decadent, cheer up, three-legged toads are not easy to find, and there are many two-legged women, so you have to hang yourself from a tree?" β
"Heh, you don't understand." Boss Bing laughed, with a hint of contempt, and said, "Can Xia Worm talk about ice? β
This dog's day, and the text. The scar man is indignant, I don't know what virtues you have, you haven't graduated from high school, what kind of calf you pretend.
"Lao Hei, let me ask you, if you have taken drugs, do you still want to smoke?"
"I don't take drugs, I can't afford them."
"I'm just giving an analogy."
"I don't know."
"You're stupid, I'm using an analogy. Do you know what metaphor means? β
"Who's it?"
"It's your father."
"Okay. In fact, drugs contain morphine, cigarettes contain nicotine, and from a neurological point of view, the two do not conflict. In other words, drug use does not lead to quitting. β
Bing Lao really wanted to slap him, glared and said, "Don't pretend to be stupid." β
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, I just see that you are very boring, active and lively. Of course, it's more refreshing to take drugs, although I haven't used them, but I know it. β
Boss Bing let out a long sigh and said with drunken eyes: "This is the difference between her and ordinary women. β
The scar man laughed dumbly, it turned out that he had spared a big circle, but he turned back to the woman.
"Don't believe it. I ask you, who is the most beautiful woman you have ever met? β
"Xiao Chu."
"Who is Xiao Chu?"
"My sister-in-law."
This is a cold joke, but Boss Bing didn't laugh, and swore an oath: "I can guarantee that she is a thousand times more beautiful than your sister-in-law." β
The scar man was a little annoyed, but he didn't have a good seizure, he ate peanuts and rice, and he didn't talk or look at him.
"You're not convinced?"
The scar man was originally interested in the ice boss, but now that he has drunk and has always respected his sister-in-law, he has lost his temper and said with a stalk around his neck: "I don't accept it." β
"Let's go, Lao Tzu will take you to gain knowledge!"
The Ice Boss jumped up, came to the center of the house, and slammed the floor, just like the blind monk cast a thunderbolt, and the ground cracked, revealing a cellar.
The scar man was taken aback, he had known him for so long, and today he knew that there was a hole in this place.
"Come down with me." Ice Boss jumped first.
The scar man threw his head up and drank the beer, and jumped down to see what kind of he had in his gourd.
It was dark below, and the Ice Boss summoned a light elf, which suddenly brightened as day.
The scar man saw the whole picture clearly and sighed: "It's really big here, it's like a subway station." β
"I summoned thirty earth-armored beasts to dig it out."
"What are you doing with this?"
"There are too many enemies, and if you kill them one day, there are many ways to retreat."
The scar man is happy, this kid seems to be a straight temper, and he turns out to have a lot of thoughts. He asked, "Where are you taking me?" β
"See a woman."
"Who?"
"It's the one who is a thousand times more beautiful than your sister-in-law."
The scar man became more and more displeased. After turning around, he still didn't come to the destination, he was a little impatient and asked, "Have you arrived?" β
"Come on, don't worry."
"She's right down here?"
"That's right."
"It turned out to be your confinement."
"Shhhh
The scar man was stunned, Boss Bing has always had no rules when it comes to women, but now he is so cautious, it seems that the woman is not simple.
After walking nearly 100 meters, the scar man saw a beam of light. This is a purple light, sacred and majestic, more brilliant than a rainbow.
Boss Bing whispered, "It's almost there." β
The deeper he went, the more intense the purple light became, and finally after a corner, Scar Man caught a glimpse of the light source.
This is a woman in a red Taoist robe, sitting in the air, with purple rainbows around her body, dancing with green silk, holy and beautiful like a fairy.
He wanted to see the woman's face, but the purple light was too strong to see it really.
Even if you don't see her face, in terms of temperament alone, she is much stronger than her sister-in-law, and it can be said that it is not at the same level at all. But he was a stubborn man, and he laughed to himself: "But that's it." β
As if he had suffered a great humiliation, Boss Bing's face turned red, and he lowered his voice and scolded viciously: "Stupid, you didn't even see it clearly and said nonsense." β
Scar Man didn't want to see it, but she had a strange magic, like a charming poppy, or a complex geometric problem that one couldn't help but want to solve. His feet did not obey the call, he stepped forward, and when he got closer, his gaze finally penetrated the purple rainbow and landed on the woman's face.
The scarred man's breath stagnated, his eyes widened, and he couldn't take his eyes off it.
"Hey." Boss Ice screamed.
Scar Man ignored it.
Ice Boss kicked him again.
The scar man stumbled, but was unmoved, his soul seemed to be separated from his body.
Boss Bing let out a low laugh, which he had expected to be like this, because when he first saw her, he also looked like this.
It took a long, long time for the scar man to come back to his senses and let out a soft exclamation: "Incredible. β
It is unimaginable that a rugged old man would utter such a gentle voice.
"What kind of perfect genes can give birth to such a beautiful woman? If you put her on the earth, I'm afraid she will become a goddess of the whole people, right? If you enter the entertainment industry, you will definitely ......"
Boss Bing disdainfully interrupted: "Don't talk nonsense, how can she enter the entertainment industry, those vulgar dog directors risk their lives to sneak her." β
"I finally understand that you are not impotent, but that your horizons have become higher. As you say, if you take drugs, you never want to smoke again, and when you see the sparkle of the sun, you disdain the dimness of the stars. β
Boss Ice sighed deeply.
"Who the hell is she?"
"I don't know."
"Why are you here?"
"I picked it up."
Scar Man felt that this answer was too nonsense.
"I really picked it up, it was on the side of the road, she sat quietly, didn't move, didn't speak, I summoned the Frost Giant to carry her back."
To be honest, Scar Man is really a little jealous. This dog's day, do tasks to get the ability to summon, just wander around the side of the road to pick up a peerless goddess, and luck is too rebellious!
He asked, "How could she be like this?" β
"It should be in retreat."
"Retreat? The kind of one? β
"Almost."
"How many hundred years is a sitting?"
"I hope it won't last that long."
The scar man rubbed his hands with an ambiguous expression and asked, "Have you done anything to her?" β
Boss Bing's expression became even more melancholy, and he sighed lightly: "There is an enchantment around him, and he can't break it." β
The scar man pretended to regret, but his heart was much more balanced. Good enchantment! You can't always take advantage of it cheaply, God can be regarded as an eye-opener.
"Then what should I do with her, is it just hiding in the snow?"
"I'm hesitant, she's like an unstable bomb, it's dangerous to put here."
"What do you say?"
"Remember the previous battle? The sky was dark when Fandi fought with a monk, and the adventurers of the third layer affected countless people, and many people died. β
"I've heard of it, but I was on a mission to the world, and I didn't see it with my own eyes."
"Do you know who that monk is?"
The scar man shook his head.
Ice Boss pointed at the woman and said, "That's her." β
The scar man was stunned, then reacted, grabbed the ice boss, and said excitedly: "You're crazy!" β
Boss Bing smiled bitterly and said, "I also think I'm crazy." β
"It's a bomb, and it's right under our noses!"
Boss Bing was silent.
"Hurry up and carry her away! The farther away the better! β
"I can't do it."
"You can't do it?" Scar Man looked at him like a stranger and roared, "Once she wakes up, we will all die!" Don't be naΓ―ve, do you think she'll be grateful to you and then make a personal promise? Dream the fuck! This is a true female devil! β
"I know, I know, I don't need you to talk nonsense."
"Then you are still deceiving yourself?"
"I just can't let it go." Boss Bing looked entangled and said, "I just want to, I just want to see her every day." β
"Take a look at what you can do, and don't it." The scar man hated that iron could not become steel, and said: "Brother, you are stunned, listen to my brother's advice, don't be stupid, when the time comes, it will not only harm you, but we will also have to accompany the funeral." Have you ever heard the story of the farmer and the snake? β
"I heard that a farmer picked up a snake and saw that it was about to freeze to death, and he couldn't bear it, so he put it in a warm liquid and soaked it into medicinal wine."
The scar man was stunned, and said, "Don't talk nonsense, you're really crazy!" β
He walked up to the woman in two steps, ready to take her away. When the arms came thirty centimeters away, they could no longer move forward, and a layer of purple enchantment firmly protected them, and all laws would not invade. He used his strength to feed, lifted the woman over his shoulders with difficulty, and shouted, "Get out of the way!" If you don't want to die yet, if you still have a little brain, don't stop me! β
Boss Bing swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "She seems to be awake." β
"Don't talk nonsense."
"I'm serious, you can see for yourself."
The scar man was startled, jumped out of the smoke and turned his head to look, and the woman's long and soft eyebrows were really trembling slightly.
His body trembled with this rhythm, terrified to the extreme.
The next moment, the woman opened her starry eyes.