"How?" Wei Liang asked. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The banshee looked at the manuscript and was silent.

Wei Liang waited patiently.

The banshee finally spoke: "Not bad. ”

Wei Liang asked, "Can I go?" ”

The banshee said, "You can't go. ”

"Why?"

"Those three stories are just good, but they are still far from the standard in my mind. So I'm going to eat you. ”

The corrosive liquid spilled and began to rush towards Wei Liang again.

Wei Liang had already prepared, he didn't dare to trust a goblin easily, it was best for the other party to keep his promise, if he didn't keep it, he would only fight to the death.

He unleashed the most powerful attack in an instant, the Dimensional Cut.

Cracks appeared in the space, enveloping the banshee, and her figure fluctuated like air, unharmed at all.

It's an apparition, not the essence of a goblin at all. Her body is the house. After Wei Liang entered the house, he has been in the belly of the goblin.

He figured this out and began to attack the walls around him, which, if he guessed correctly, was the elf's stomach. But the walls are extremely hard, not to mention magic, and even the true damage of the Crown of Ember has no effect.

Corrosive liquids are getting more and more and more approaching, like an out-of-control mudslide. Wei Liang summoned the shield of holy fire, but he couldn't resist it, and it was eroded in an instant, and the liquid splashed on his skin, making a sizzling sound, and a large area festered, and the dragon's blood body became an ornament in front of it.

Soon he will turn into a puddle of pus, to be digested.

Wei Liang remembered a sentence: If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you.

Ta Ling clearly said that making good use of the tips on the sticky notes can better survive, and the sticky notes clearly said not to go in, but he didn't listen, and this time he suffered.

He felt like he had to fight for it again.

"I hope you can give me a chance." He said sincerely, "I will definitely write the story you want." ”

The banshee phantom floated in the air, her expression indifferent.

"If I die, there will be no one to relieve your boredom, how boring."

"There will be new prey coming to the door."

"They're not like me. Not everyone can tell a story. That requires skill. Maybe the next person you meet is a fool, not to mention telling a good story, I'm afraid that he doesn't even have the most basic language organization skills, and then it would be unfortunate. ”

The banshee thought for a moment, thinking that what he said made sense, but that there was no need to kill him.

"Okay, I'll give you another chance."

The corrosive liquid receded, and paper and pen resurfaced in front of Wei Liang.

He paced back and forth, and after ten minutes he had an eyebrow, twenty minutes later he had a main line, and thirty minutes later he was confident.

He bowed his head and wrote hard.

……

The fourth story - "Girlfriend".

I'm a dick.

Dick scum, as the name suggests, is the scum in the dick silk. I've always felt that dick silk is a derogatory term.,A lot of people call themselves this dick.,I've never been able to understand.,Is that glorious? Unfortunately, after a few years of struggle after graduation, I finally became the person I hated the most, not only a dick, but also the worst scum in the dick.

I'm twenty-five years old. The sons of classmates will play Glory of Kings, and I'm still a virgin.

I've been in love, I've opened a house, and in the end it's not broken, I'm not noble, nor sexual-incompetent, but looking at the cold appearance of my first love, I feel that I can't give her my first time, it's too much of a loss.

Depression, social phobia, no house, no car, can't afford to wear Nike, can't afford to use Apple, being counted down by my parents all day long, Yue Bao deposit 323, WeChat wallet 12 yuan, single dog - this is my current situation.

Actually, I'm not useless, I'm a transcendent master.

So I became a booster.

I can't make much money, but my cervical spine hurts to death. It's no fun to do anything once it becomes work, and I'm annoyed when I see lol now.

Today is Tanabata and I hate it. Why is this festival called "Tanabata"? I think it's more appropriate to call it "Dog Abuse Day".

I had insomnia last night, I was not in good shape, I played a few games, knelt three times in a row, and I was sprayed by my teammates, and I had to come and cut me.

I was irritable and was going to go out for a walk.

Plug the headphones into your broken phone and the music plays.

Dream Chasing Pure Heart, my favorite song, there is a lyric in it that makes the heart stir - fate can't make us kneel and beg for mercy.

Although I am miserable, I will not eat and wait for death.

It only takes one moment for me to leap into the dragon gate. This is not a pipe dream, there are many examples in history.

Walk for an hour, there is a temple in front, it is very famous in our city, it is built in the Qing Dynasty, hundreds of years of history, many people go to worship the Buddha on incense, it is said to be very effective.

I didn't believe in any of this, but I'm all mixed up like this dick, so why don't I make a wish, what if it comes true?

Kneeling on the ground, looking at the simple and solemn Buddha statue, countless thoughts flashed through my mind.

Rich?

Powerful?

Become handsome?

Getting smarter?

Buying a lottery ticket and winning the jackpot?

LOL surpassed Fa-Ker at the level, led the Chinese team to win an S series championship, and then nibbled on the duck's neck while grass powder?

No, no, no, although I long for that, I can only make one wish, and if I wish too much, it will not work. Bodhisattvas hate people who are insatiable.

I hesitated for a moment, and whispered—

Bodhisattva, please give me a girlfriend.

Get up and leave the temple.

Reason tells me that this is useless, just psychological comfort. That's exactly the case, the women who come and go don't look at me squarely, some look at the phone, some look at the road, and some look at the man's ticket, but they don't look at me.

I think, shouldn't we take the initiative to fight for it?

I am a shy person in terms of men and women, and I am not thin-skinned, mainly poor, poor have no confidence, if my father is rich and powerful, I will chase women all over the country. Of course, my father is not to blame, but mainly to blame, because I am unproductive, although I am poor, I will not shirk my responsibility.

Hi, beauty, leave a WeChat. I stood in front of a girl and said with a shy face. Actually, she's not a beauty at all, but out of respect, I still call her a beauty. I don't dare to talk to real beauties, people are self-aware, those canaries are rich and handsome spare tires, I am far from worthy.

The woman glanced at me - Adi Wang's shoes, fake Nike pants, Xiaomi phones from three years ago.

I don't play WeChat.

What about QQ?

I don't have QQ either.

Do you want to leave a mobile phone number?

Are you annoyed?

I pouted, pretending to be disdainful, but in fact I felt very uncomfortable and walked away.

I'm stupid, really. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to earn money, what's the use of worshipping Buddha.

I'm going to make money. Before that, I had to go home and sleep, I didn't sleep all night last night, and now I'm sleepy, and I can't stand it.

I was woken up by a knock on the door.

I'm annoyed. In recent years, life has been depressed, and the quality of sleep is also very poor, and I was woken up when I finally slept at the meeting, and I don't know which fool it is.

Anyone?

The voice is very beautiful, soft and soft, it turned out to be a girl.

I was suddenly less sleepy.

When I opened the door, there was a girl standing in front of me, in her early twenties, very innocent, and her white face reminded me of angels. From the heart, I believe in this sentence, she must be a kind person.

You are?

Hello Mr. Wang, I'm here to see the house.

Looking at a property?

Yes, viewing.

I think it's a misunderstanding. First of all, my surname is Wang, my surname is Li. Secondly, I don't plan to rent a house, this house belongs to my sister-in-law, and their family has gone abroad, and I am only living temporarily. I also had a home, but I couldn't stand the cynicism of my parents, so I moved out.

Can I get in? She asked me.

It makes sense that I should have told her the truth and politely asked her to leave. But the devil sent the gods, so I opened the security door.

The house was a mess, old clothes, smelly socks, cigarette butts, underwear, and toilet paper were scattered on the floor, and I was embarrassed.

She frowned, but didn't leave immediately. My sister-in-law's house is good, the geographical location of the community is good, and the transportation and shopping are convenient; secondly, the house faces south and has good lighting; The landscape angle can also be used to take in the scenery of the community and the street; The area is large, one hundred and thirty-eight square meters, and it is comfortable to live in. Although the hygiene is relatively poor, those are all details, and it takes an hour to clean them and they will be as good as new.

After a few minutes, I asked her if she was satisfied.

She said it didn't match the pictures on the Internet.

I smiled awkwardly, not knowing how to answer, thinking that this matter was going to be yellow.

Why do you want to hang such shabby photos? The real house is so much better than in the pictures.

I was stunned, it turned out that she was not only not disappointed, but also a little overjoyed.

Only 800 a month?

I nodded. Since she said eight hundred, then eight hundred, if I leave, I won't earn a penny. I'm afraid that my sister-in-law will scold me, but she won't be able to come back for a while, so she should be fine.

It can't be a liar, right? She asked, rent such a big house for 800 yuan?

Wait, I have to correct her notion and tell her seriously that instead of renting a house, you can choose one, three bedrooms.

How many people did you rent this house to?

You're the only one.

So why can I only stay in one?

I live here too.

You mean, let's live together?

Or else?

I think about it.

She politely took her leave.

I sighed, thinking that I had gone through the peach blossom luck, but it turned out that I still didn't have that life. The girl is so smart, and her temperament is also good, how can she live with my big cock, although it's not a snapping relationship, it's a shame.

Unexpectedly, she came back a few minutes later, holding a pile of Grandpa Mao in her hand, oh, eight hundred.

I'm a little dumbfounded, do you really live?

What's wrong?

It's okay, it's just a little unbelievable.

She looked at me strangely, what's so unbelievable about that? Rent it if you think it's suitable.

I scratched my head and giggled.

My name is Ling'er.

Oh. My name is Li Xiaohu.

You don't have the surname Wang?

I also want to have the surname Wang, but my father's surname is Li.

She smiled, held out her hand, and said that she hoped to be happy with each other in the future.

I was stunned for a moment. To be honest, I've never shaken hands with a woman in my life. Her hands are so beautiful, her nails are very well trimmed, painted with pale red nail polish, and her fingers are slender and slender, white and free of impurities, showing an incredible beauty of shape.

I took her hand and hurriedly withdrew it out of inferiority.

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AK shield, I can only add a "-" in the middle of the fa-ker, I'm also drunk.