The first scolding battle that came to this world was half a month ago, and Wu Xie still remembers it vividly. But now, another Weibo scolding war has been set off.

The similarity between the two scolding wars is that the instigators are both Qingjiang Writers' Association.

This beam is finished!

Wu Xie opened his personal Weibo, glanced at the number of fans, and added more than 2,000 fans, and the current number of fans is nearly 10,000. Although it doesn't look like much, you must know that these fans are all active fans, not zombie fans, and they have been accumulated in just half a month, which is considered to be a very good progress.

Countless @messages swarmed in.

Wu Xie opened it and took a look, almost all of them went straight to the point - the second Weibo scolding war came.

"@吴邪, someone in the Qingjiang Writers' Association scolds you, hurry up and kill him."

"@吴邪, Wu Xie and I support you, hurry up and scold."

"@吴邪, I think we have to add a lot of golden sentences to our Wu family's scolding book tonight."

……

"Huh!"

This is Wu Xie's first Weibo post today. This Weibo quickly attracted a lot of heated discussions among netizens.

"The word hehe, expressing the impassioned feelings of Wu Xie classmate in the face of the enemy's disdain and about to go to the battlefield."

"Hehe, Wu Changfeng is going to hehe (smiley expression)."

……

"Hehe, you old lady is a!"

An eye-catching Weibo message attracted Wu Xie's attention, and when he looked at the information, he was the instigator of the second Weibo scolding war, Wu Changfeng of the Qingjiang Writers Association.

Wu Changfeng has always had the title of "city scolding" in the circle of writers, which means that the people in the whole city are difficult to match his edge.

With his legs stretched, Wu Changfeng took a sip of fragrant tea comfortably.

Curse the god of war? Swearing without swearing?

A university voice, thin-skinned, shallow experience, what kind of ability is scolding without dirty words, today Lao Wu will let you see what is called scolding real kung fu.

Scolding, it is necessary to bring dirty words to be cool, and it is refreshing.

However, reality soon slapped Wu Changfeng in the face.

Wu Xie browsed Wu Changfeng's personal Weibo and found that this person was a big old man, who used swear words to scold people, and all kinds of scolding words came easily.

This kind of person is obviously inappropriate to return the other party with swear words without swearing.

Therefore, Wu Xie quickly updated his reply and reposted Wu Changfeng's Weibo.

It reads as follows:

"I'm fucking your mother's big blood X, @李长风, fucking your grandma's big blood X, @李长风. I'm going to give you your own uncle and uncle, stupid X****. ”

Wu Changfeng was dumbfounded!

It's not that good college students are the successors of the country, and no matter how they scold people, they swear in every word. It's not like ah, but I didn't swear a word in the last scolding war.

A group of netizens who watched the game were shocked.

"What's wrong with classmate Wu Xie, has your number been stolen? How can the mouth be dirty, and can you still maintain the original nature of swearing without swearing. ”

"Upstairs, you don't know. Wu Changfeng is such a good thing, so he has to be scolded by classmate Wu Xie. Our Qingjiang Writers Association is not as famous as Wu Changfeng, and his reputation is loud. ”

"Why?"

"Just because Wu Changfeng scolded people with dirty words, and every sentence did not leave the organs. Wu Xie is an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. I'm looking forward to this Weibo scolding war. ”

A minute later, Wu Changfeng angrily tapped on the keyboard.

"Silly son, your mother will be angry. Hey, I regret that the Durex I bought for five cents was expired, or there would be a dog mongrel like you. ”

Wu Xie responded: "Look at your Durex Jingjing, it's really enough for the Tibetan mastiff Bomei to toss." Your mother is humming and chirping, your Tibetan mastiff daddy is babbling, your second father is babbling, plus the squeaky bed, and the forked Durex in the cave, you are a big project!!!! ”

@吴长风: Reply to "Wu Xie": Hey, when Chinese New Year's Eve attacked the widow's village, I owed a love debt.

@吴邪: Reply to "Wu Changfeng": Were you caught by your mother and came out, or did you crawl back without being clamped? It doesn't look like it's been clamped again, although it has an X smell, but it lacks the smell of the uterus. Looks like your mom can't do it anymore. In the future, your mother's only attack on the country and society can only be fucked.

……

The two of you come and go, and each of them is dirty.

Five minutes later, Wu Changfeng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

It's really a dog, and now college students are scolding people so badly.

A group of netizens were dumbfounded.

I can't imagine that the second Weibo war is so hot and so refreshing. All kinds of scolding jokes, the three-character scriptures emerge in endlessly, shocking the entire Weibo industry.

And this scolding war also attracted criticism from some bystanders and netizens.

"@吴邪, @吴长风. One is a college student, and the other is a writer from the Qingjiang Writers Association, I can't imagine that you are such a person, I want to turn black. ”

"Haha, I'm going to turn a fan. You don't know Wu Changfeng, @吴邪, well done. I like it. ”

"Extinguish the fire, don't scold your parents."

……

"At the beginning of man, nature is good; Wu Changfeng, inhumane; uneducated, cheap learners; I don't mess with him, he doesn't commit it; You,; looks ugly, and is disgusting; stinky mouth, splattered spittle; Come in the shade, shameless; If you lose your face, who will pick it? It's the master's fault, give you face; Let you show it everywhere; Picky and insidious; Dog stuff, annoying; When spring comes, the cauliflower is gorgeous; Are you, mad dog? Pull on the east side, pull on the west side; Where to practice this face? The world is innocent; Where did you come from? Persuade a word, get out of the way; Scold the master again, take it easy; Master space, quite punctual; Be stained by your baby; If you want to scold the master, be fast; Don't go back, don't see; Master is here, accompany you to practice; If you don't practice the upper sword and practice the lower sword, and if you don't practice the golden sword and practice the silver sword, it's a pure crime! ”

The scolding war was temporarily over, and Wu Xie posted a long Weibo.

This text is adapted from the "Three Character Classic". However, now it has been changed by Wu Xie and has become a scolding post of the "Three Character Classic".

Five minutes later, netizens frantically forwarded the post.

"Oh my God, how can this article read so smoothly, three words form a sentence, it's too flavorful."

"This is the pinnacle of the swearing world. Wu Xie's classmate Niu Break. ”

"Wu Xie, what is this? Can you give us a brief introduction? ”

This is left by @Wu Xie No. 1 fans.

For his die-hard fans, Wu Xie is back in seconds.

This is called the "Three Character Classic" scolding sticker. The Three Character Sutra, as the name suggests, is a sentence that is suitable for all kinds of environments and all kinds of people. ”

Soon, this Weibo was full of comments from everyone.

"Oh my God, my prophecy was correct. The three-character scolding sticker is really a must-have for home travel. Our Wu family's scolding treasure book is really going to add another golden sentence. No, it's a long golden sentence. ”

"Classmate Wu Xie, have you considered @Wu Changfeng's feelings, he doesn't have the same literary style as you, and he writes this kind of article to scold you."

"Haha, classmate Wu Xie, you have refreshed a new height in the scolding world. Support +1. ”

"Support +2."

"Support +126."