Chapter 33: Two Days in Bed

"A man and a woman have to be happy with each other to have a future! Divination, you really did something wrong this time, I won't help you. ”

Divination lowered his head and said weakly: "I really didn't hold back for a while, this is the fault of impulse." I also want to have a future with her, so you can teach me how to please her.

I admit that I was wrong, and I won't fight back if she wants to kill me, but I finally have a woman, and I still think that if I can keep her..."

Speaking of the back, his voice was almost inaudible.

Fifteen looked at the divination coldly, and the heavy sword flew out and slapped Mao Mao out of the room directly, "Shameless! ”

Su Qianruo couldn't help but glance at him, nodded and said, "Divination, Mao Mao, fifteen is right, you guys are really a bit shameless in doing this!"

Maomao: It's a monkey! Can a monkey be like a human? Even if it could speak human language, it wouldn't be human!

You listen to everything in divination, and you don't think much about it, so you occupy someone's body with your animal nature, if I were that woman, I would definitely break your body into pieces!

But the matter has already been committed, and whether it is killed or beaten depends on the woman's intentions.

If you really don't give up, show your sincerity, if you are stupid and can touch her heart, maybe she will really stay if she is soft-hearted for a while.

I'm really troubled by your troubles, and I'm not in the mood to cook food for you today. ”

The diviner wanted to say something more, but Fifteen had already stood up, stretched out his finger and pointed out the door, signaling him to get out of here.

Divination jumped a few steps with a hairy gray face, and then turned around and looked at Su Qianruo with a blink.

"When I go back, I promise not to touch a finger of her, and I will cut down a tree again for the fifteenth bed and bring it to him. I really know that I was wrong, manly man, I will bear the trouble myself, if I disappear in the future, it may be that the woman is killed, you will set up a tomb for me. ”

Su Qianruo took a step and softened his heart, but he still planned to see if the divination was truly repentant before making a plan.

On this day, she has not been in a good mood.

Fifteen didn't catch any food.

Fortunately, when divination and Mao Mao came, they wrapped some tree fruits, strange shapes, although their appearance was not good, but the taste was acceptable, fifteen gnawed a few fruits, and did not bother Su Qianruo.

She sat by the stream in a daze, meditating and dazed.

In the final analysis, it was too scary to almost go mad that time, and she never dared to absorb the pure qi of heaven and earth with all her heart.

So these days, she still hasn't been able to refine a trace of qi in her dantian.

Fifteen's injuries were sometimes good and sometimes bad, so that Su Qianruo didn't know how to take care of him. Every time I look at it, I suddenly vomit a mouthful of blood.

Divination and Maomao made a bed, dragged it and put it in front of the house, and the people didn't show up, so they hid in the forest and peeked at it.

Su Qianruo couldn't help but laugh and tried to move it by himself, the green bar wood is known as one of the strongest trees in the world, and the natural weight of the can be strong is amazing.

"Divination, you didn't leave and came out to move into the house. Otherwise, I won't be able to move if I am crushed! ”

The diviner immediately rushed out, carried the bed sideways into the room, and then jumped back into the woods step by step.

Su Qianruo stopped him, "If you want to please that woman, you must at least shave your beard, comb your hair and tie it up, and then put on your whole clothes." You're standing with your hair open like a needle, and from a distance you think it's a hedgehog lying on your head.

And your clothes made of banana leaves, you have three holes, a big drill, and a small drill arm, do you think this is the clothes?

You have been around this leopard skin for more than ten days or this one, can you change it?

The most important first impression of human beings, you first tidy yourself up, and then we will talk about the next step. ”

The next day, when the divination came, he tied his hair with rattan sticks, put several black patches on his face, and had two more pockets made of banana leaves on his body, and a tiger skin around his lower body.

Su Qianruo pointed to the black herbs on his face and asked suspiciously, "Did you shave your face when you shaved your beard?" You have six or seven patches on your face, and you can barely see two eyes, which is even more ugly than when you grew a beard. ”

Divination thought of this is a stomach, "When I shaved against the water, I shaved very cleanly, I took a picture of the water for a long time, Mao Mao said that my face is very good-looking, but I didn't have a long time to be beautiful, I was tied up when I slept at night, and when I woke up in the morning, those shaved beards were glued to my face intact."

I couldn't scrape it off, so I pulled it hard, and my face was torn in a few places, and it was bloody. I was afraid that I would scare you, so I applied it with herbs to stop bleeding. ”

Su Qianruo has experienced too many strange things these days, and it is not bad for this one, but after a while, he said to himself: "There are other people in this mountain?" You probably have offended this man, so he will punish you badly. ”

Divination thought about it for a long time, but couldn't think of it, and remembered the purpose of coming today, so he asked worriedly: "Do I feel better after picking it up?" ”

Su Qianruo nodded and comforted him, "If your face is really not ugly, you should barely be able to see it in your whole clothes." It's just that you don't think that adding two more leaves to a plantain leaf is like adding a pocket to your clothes.

You have to find cloth, like the one I wear, it's called cloth, you send cloth and needlework, and I'll make you two.

Aren't you the king of this thousands of miles, you go and get more cloth. ”

The divination turned around and left, and Su Qianruo stopped him again.

"Where's Maomao?"

Divination scratched his head embarrassedly, "It's locked up at home, and by the way, it's looking at my woman." ”

Su Qianruo held his forehead and reminded him again to walk with his feet and not jump off the ground with his feet.

The diviner went to get the cloth with joy.

In the evening, Fifteen said that he wanted to wash, so Su Qianruo went back to the house, closed the door, and took a nap.

By the time she awoke, the moon had gone up to the treetops, and fifteen was standing indifferently behind the stones, with two bare arms and one head lying on the stone, looking this way.

Su Qianruo was taken aback, "It's been an hour, and you haven't finished washing yet?" ”

Fifteen sneezed, rubbed his nose with his hand, and then said lightly: "The clothes are gone." ”

Su Qianruo saw that there was no clothes on the stone, so he turned around and walked into the house, "You forgot to take your clothes?" Where did you put it? On the windowsill or on the bed? ”

Fifteen's strange voice came from behind, "The water washed away!" ”

Su Qianruo is even more strange, this is Tan... The flow has been gentle.

How could he suddenly wash away his clothes?

hugged the quilt and threw it at him through the stone, Su Qianruo said helplessly: "You have only been in bed for two days, if you can get cloth and needle and thread for divination, I will make you a set of emergencies first!" ”

Fifteen lowered her head and lowered her eyes and snorted.

Then the corners of his lips curled. (To be continued.) )