Chapter 38: The Police Come to the Door
One hour and 60 minutes
24 hours a day
So there are 1,440 minutes in a day, that is, at the current rate, it takes 6,945 days to reach the thirteenth level of Dzogchen?
Liu Ruyi pinched his fingers and was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, wouldn't it be almost twenty years? And this is the result of not eating, drinking, sleeping, or going to the toilet all day long, according to the normal schedule, this time is likely to be doubled!
40 years?!!
I'm a good girl! I'm not good at math, don't scare me!
It's like sending a courier, the first 999 are easily delivered, and you can call it a day and go home, but it turns out that the last one will be sent to the moon?
That's not!
It is already possible to predict the hopeless road of hardship in the future, Liu Ruyi clutched his chest, and suddenly the whole world was not good, and he threw his hand to give himself a big-eared melon seed.
Let you do! Let you suffer for yourself! Wouldn't it be nice to build a foundation on the ninth floor? Why do you have to practice the next four layers?! Okay now?!
Idle!
Nothing to say all night! (Because someone doesn't even have time to talk anymore!) )
The next day, when the sun was empty, Liu Ruyi got up from the bed in a hurry, don't get me wrong, he is not lazy to sleep, but has been practicing cross-legged in bed.
And it's not what he wants to get up at this time, but he is forced by the persistent knocking on the door, if it weren't for the fact that the knocking has lasted for half an hour, he is afraid that the door will be damaged, and he will waste time to repair it is not cost-effective, so he is too lazy to get up, this is all time, and what he lacks most now is obviously time!
Impatiently opened the door
"Who?!"
poked out half of his head, and his tone was certainly not very good.
"Yo! It's quite rushing! We weren't stupid enough to poke here for half an hour, but you got on fire first?! ”
There are two policemen standing outside the door, an old man and a young man, who are in a bad mood when they knock on the door for half an hour, let alone a person or a policeman? It's okay to be old, the calmness that has been precipitated over time is not a joke, with a faint smile, just like the leader who went to the countryside to inspect, obviously quite arrogant, he has to pretend to be aware of the people, approachable, and besides, this smile is too stiff, right? Uncle policeman, can we be dedicated?
And the young one obviously doesn't have such a good self-cultivation, the boss with a blue face and staring eyes, as if he wants to eat people, he is on fire all over, it is estimated that if he didn't wear this, he would have to come up directly to fight Liu Ruyi for 300 rounds, especially that hand, oops! Where's the hand? Braised pork trotters, right?!
No wonder the face is so ugly, it turns out that it hurts!
Liu Ruyi is a reasonable person, how can there be a reason to stop guests outside? (The point is not to dare!) Immediately put on a smiling face to welcome the two in, and it was to serve tea and pour water, so enthusiastic, don't ask why there is boiling water in a single Wang's house, and a single Wang doesn't need to drink water?
Although it was three days ago!
When he brought water to the young policeman, he couldn't help but glance at the "big pig's trotters", and couldn't help but bared his teeth and hurt for him!
Kindly asked
"Would you like some safflower oil?!"
"You!!"
When the young policeman heard it, it was okay, if you didn't mention it, forget it, and take the initiative to say it, doesn't this pour salt on people's wounds! We still lack your little safflower oil?!
"Bang!"
Throw your hand and slap it on the table
"Oops!!"
The next moment, the young policeman was holding his "big pig's trotters", and tears were about to flow.
"Then let's have some!"
The young policeman was a little embarrassed at this moment, and said shyly.
"Oh!"
Liu Ruyi nodded, but he didn't even move his buttocks
"Nope!"
"What??"
The young policeman thought he had misheard and asked in disbelief
"I said, no!"
Liu Ruyi repeated
"A single man will have a backup medicine at home? Is it your problem or am I having a problem?! ”
"You!"
The young policeman reflexively wanted to slap the table, but fortunately this time he had a heart, reacted in time, and took it back, so as not to be injured twice, oh no, three times. Putting the injured hand behind his back and putting it away, Liu Ruyi thought it was okay, but the next moment, the young policeman slapped the coffee table with his uninjured hand
"Bang!"
"I'm going to kill you!!"
The momentum is about to pounce.
Liu Ruyi's conditioned reflex was about to meet him with a big fist, but when he saw the "slender" figure and the wrinkled police badge, he still wisely chose to remain silent and raised his legs and took a step back.
"Ma Hanyu! What do you want?! Sit down! ”
It is said that there is an old man in the family (this analogy doesn't seem quite right?) There is an old policeman here, of course, the two will not really make a fuss.
"But! He!! ”
The young policeman Ma Hanyu pointed at Liu Ruyi, his face was indignant.
"No, sit down!
The middle-aged policeman frowned, quite dignified, and obviously turned on the "I'm just unreasonable" mode.
"yes, how tired is it to stand? Sit down, rest, rest! ”
Liu Ruyi also took the opportunity to interject, he didn't want to really do anything with the police, not to mention anything else. In case you get a name for attacking the police, then I don't know how much cultivation time will be wasted, time is money, let's be wronged for money!
However, obviously, Ma Hanyu didn't appreciate it, and thought it was choking himself, rolled his eyes, and muttered
"Fox fake tiger might! Didn't plant! ”
After speaking, his face was straight
"I'm going to the bathroom!"
"Turn left in the aisle, don't send it!"
Ma Hanyu rolled her eyes again, didn't bother to take care of it, twisted her waist and walked to the bathroom.
It is necessary to state that under normal circumstances, it is impossible for a man to walk and twist his waist, except, of course, some kind of magical monster, so in general.
Of course, Ma Hanyu is not the kind of monster that spreads in a certain country, so she is, female, and she is also a female who is not bad looking and in shape.
Otherwise, do you think Liu Ruyi is in the mood to flirt?
It's almost idle.
watched Ma Hanyu drag his waist into the bathroom, "Bang! I closed the door, then I turned around with confidence and nodded with satisfaction, not stupid, not wrong! (Is it hard?) )
At this time, I found out that the middle-aged policeman was looking at himself with a smile, hurriedly covering his mouth and coughing embarrassedly twice, staring at the girl into the toilet, and being looked at by other colleagues, this is really not a glorious thing, although this girl is indeed a little tiger, but she is also a girl, isn't it?!
"I'm afraid she's going wrong, right! That's right! ”
Liu Ruyi slapped his thigh
"I'm afraid she's going wrong and can't find a place!" (You have a lot of rooms here?) )
The middle-aged policeman didn't answer the question, and shook his head and said
"My Fair Lady, Gentleman! Human nature, human nature, haha! ”
He waved his hand as he spoke
"There's nothing to be embarrassed about!"