5. Yuelin's personal reasoning show

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I don't know if you believe in this kind of thing like love at first sight, I didn't believe it before, I didn't even think that I would ever meet a woman in my life who was worth everything I had.

However, it turned out that I was wrong, very wrong, the moment I saw Alice, Cupid's arrow of love hit my heart accurately, love rolled in the atrium, the hot blood made it difficult for me to suppress my impulses, that inexpressible feeling swept every cell of my body, and from then on, I knew that I was captured, and I was hopelessly in love with the blonde girl in front of me.

I have to say that the power of love is great, so great that I can muster up the courage to contact others as I have always been very autistic, of course, only through the door, and face-to-face is still too advanced for me now.

"Buckle you in a hurry~~ Is anyone at home?" Knocked on the door very politely, I was ready for all possible conversations, I can't help it, otherwise you think that with my character, you can stutter through the door, here is a conclusion, love is not omnipotent.

Although Alice was very helpless about my unauthorized actions, the water had been spilled out, and she couldn't take it back if she wanted to, so she let me go, but her eyes told me clearly: If you make things complicated, I will kill you. I'm so scared~~~

"Who are you?" A little girl's timid voice came from the room, full of fear, as if something terrible had happened.

"Who I am, don't mention ............ for now"

Before I could finish my sentence, there was a roar in the door: "I don't know you!! Please leave!!! ”

"Ahhh~~Ahhh~~ The current child is really rude~~ Don't rush to catch people away, okay? If you feel insecure, don't open the door, and I don't know how to communicate face-to-face with people, so let's talk for a while. "Of course, this is also what I expected, and the second plan is implemented.

"............" After a moment of silence in the house, the voice came out again: "Well, what do you want to talk about?" ”

"Hmm~~~ Don't worry, in order to hide your identity, before we start chatting, let's each take a nickname, my name is A, you are called B, agree?"

“…… OK. ”

"Second, from now on, I'll ask a few questions, and you just have to answer yes or no or yes or no, agree?" I asked again, and gradually she had walked into my trap before anyone (except me) knew it, and of course she herself was unaware of it, and my purpose was not to harm anyone, but there was a fundamental difference between the two, so don't misunderstand me.

“…… Good. ”

"Very good, first question: B, can you tell me first, has you been experiencing a strange thing lately? I have to answer truthfully, otherwise I won't be able to move on to the next stage. ”

“…… Yes. ”

"Did that change your life?"

“…… Yes. ”

"Did it start when you picked something up outside?"

“…… Yes, yes. ”

"Did you tell anyone about it?"

“…… No, no. ”

"Did you get a lot out of this?"

“…… Yes. ”

"Did you feel any discomfort in your body when you picked this thing up?"

“…… No. ”

"Did you notice a while ago that this thing is starting to change strangely, and even if you don't touch it, it's running automatically?"

“…… Yes yes...... Who the hell are you? Why do you know this? ”

"Don't worry, there is one last question, after answering, I will answer your question, and I will tell you my true identity casually." I smiled slightly, and learned the tone of Lord God: Ahem~~ I have already seen the ending. "One last question: If I say I can help you, will you believe me?"

".................." This time I was answered by a silence for more than ten minutes, and sure enough, if I asked this sentence like this, I would quickly answer either a natural stupid person or a stupid person." ………… Can you really help me? ”

"It's up to you, if you don't let us help, we can't do anything even if we want to, by the way, tell you my name, Yan Yuelin, an ordinary otaku who can be seen everywhere."

“………… wu'suo'si'gi (liar), what do you say about being ordinary even though you are very smart? As soon as he finished speaking, the closed door was opened, and a little girl who looked to be in the sixth grade of elementary school stood in the door with a smile. Brother Yan Yuelin, please come in. ”

"Thank you for believing me, we'll take care of the rest, Alice-Sand, and the rest of the ......" The moment she opened the door, my mission was over, and I simply picked her up and stepped aside.

"Well, leave it to me." After speaking, the next moment, Alice appeared in the room, and suddenly a dozen puppets fifty centimeters high suddenly appeared beside her, holding spears, knightly swords, and other weapons, like soldiers waiting for battle, guarding Alice's side.

Immediately after a vague phantus appeared, the battle began.

……………………

As Alice said, this type of demon is not worth mentioning at all, except for the troublesome ability to make demons, and it is completely crushed on one side, and there is not even a scumbag left before Alice can hold on for a minute.

The demon was destroyed, and the fairy tale world built by the power of the demon began to collapse, and from far to near, the sound of the giant thing collapsing was endless.

"I'm going out." Alice took out the previous card again, and swiped forward again, and there was another light gate, but this time the light gate was several times larger than the previous light gate, and it was enough to pass through a BMW.

"Wait, what should I do?" I'm talking about the little girl lying in my arms, and she fainted after Alice had solved the demon, and she grabbed my arm before she fainted, and she couldn't shake it off.

"............" Alice looked at me directly, then sighed, and with a wave of her hand, a small team of five puppets quickly gathered around me, lifted me and the girl like a sedan chair, and sprinted in the direction of the light gate.

Coming out of the light door, Alice and I did not go back to the place where we had come in, but appeared in a girl's room, and a little girl who was sleeping on top of me was exactly the same as the one I was holding in my arms.

At the moment of returning here, the one in my arms directly turned into a little starlight and merged into the body of the chuang.

"Alice this is ......"

"There's no time to be surprised, hurry up and find the demon container, this parasitic demon will return to its original state soon if it is not destroyed along with its parasitic container." Alice swept around, immediately locked onto a black game console placed on the table, and with a wave of her hand, the game console split into several pieces like tofu that had been cut with a quick knife, and then disappeared into the air as powder.

"Okay? So how do we get out now? If you trespass into a private house and get caught, you will be sentenced. ”

"Can't you just shut up? What to say about autism, it's almost the same as talking about it. Alice looked angry, and because she was in someone else's house, she didn't dare to roar loudly, so she could only keep her voice down, and did not hide her hatred for me at all.

"Ask me how to get out, right? Just go out like that!! With that, Alice opened the window and jumped out.

"Jumping out of the window, why are you so handsome when you go in, and you have to look like a thief when you go out? I questioned the taste of this school. He complained, but it was undeniable that this method was indeed the most time-saving method, and he obediently jumped out after Alice.

—————— on the way back

"Is Alice Sang still angry?"

“………………”

"I'm wrong, can't I be wrong?"

"Are you wrong? So what did you do wrong? ”

"I was wrong............ Alice Sand, it seems like we've known each other for less than a day, right? Just talk about the big husband in this kind of boyfriend and girlfriend tone? ”

"It's true that a dog can't spit ivory out of his mouth!! Give me death!!! Alice suddenly felt that this guy was simply the nemesis sent by God to torture her, and it was rare that she had thought that he was a little handsome before, and she was really blind!!

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!! Don't take those dangerous things out!! !! that will kill people ”

"If I want you to let you go, tell me, how do you know so many things?"

"Huh?"

"It's useless to pretend to be stupid, or do you want to tell me that all your previous words were guesses?"

"Of course...... It's not guessing, it's reasoning. ”

"Reasoning? Let's hear it. ”

"You have to swear first that you won't kill me after I'm done."

"Do you want to talk about conditions? It seems that you will be obedient if you have to suffer a little, right? Alice caressed the doll in her hand, and the threat between the words was obvious.

"I was wrong, say it now." Heroes don't suffer immediate losses, and they fly separately when disaster comes, these two sentences don't seem to be the same poem, no matter what, I, who have always thought I can bend and stretch, simply surrendered under the threat of Alice, "It's actually very simple to say that it's reasoning, Alice Sand, do you remember what that world was like?" ”

"Fairy tale world, what's wrong with that?"

"Of course there is, you see, in general, you will like fairy tales, aren't they all children?"

"What if you know it's a child?"

"Alice-chan, your logical ability needs to be strengthened~~ Speaking of children, don't you just like to play and commit unconscious crimes? Think about it, what would you do if you were a little kid walking down the road and you happened to see something you've always wanted, and there happened to be no one around? Is it for one's own use? Still is...... Handed over? ”

“…… In most cases, they will secretly hide it and keep it for themselves. Alice said with some uncertainty, and following my guidance, she seemed to gradually understand the relationship.

"That's right, although it is not excluded that a small number of children will be handed over, but most children will choose to hide privately, children~~ It's normal, and then the first and third questions come out, and at the same time think: What will make a child like it so much?" I said proudly, "The answer is to leave it aside for the time being, and then based on the answer to the first question, combined with what Alice Sand said before, the ability to make demons is to restore what happened on the container to real life, and the second question can be reached." ”

"The fourth question is purely for reference, and the fifth one~~ What do you think are the general reasons for a child to keep his mouth shut about something?"

"Give her candy?"

"Yes, give her a benefit that is hard to refuse, this method can be used even on adults."

"The sixth is the same as the fourth, purely for reference, the focus is on the seventh, Alice-Sand, didn't you say before that she was scared? If you can make a child scared again and still don't dare to tell others, it can only be that this thing may threaten your own safety or the safety of your classmates, to do this, it will definitely be accompanied by abnormal things, and the one I am talking about is the most common one of all anomalies, that is, I guessed this, but luck is not bad, guessed right. "I finished all the reasoning in one breath, I myself felt that I was handsome, I must be surprised, I must be so frightened that I couldn't speak, I know the gap between me and you, tremble, tremble under God's reasoning!!

Uh, I'm sorry, but I've done it again.

".................." Alice was indeed speechless, and it seemed that he was not as useless as he thought he would be, and then Alice looked at me a little differently.

"Wait, what do you think I'm doing? Are you still going to beat me? I'm done, and I don't even bring a fake word!! ”

As soon as the words "............" came out, a crossroads broke out directly on Alice's forehead, and she raised her fist and shouted: "Sure enough, the dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth!! For a moment, I changed my opinion of you, what a fool!!! ”

"Wait, Alice-Sand, I really don't know what you're talking about! There is so little information that can be used, and it is impossible to deduce it! Wait, wine bean sacks, yaya butterflies!!! Ahh!!!!hh ”