Volume 1 The Mist of Birth Chapter 0580 It's Time to Slaughter
The matchmaker stared at the shrunken silly red mother with vicious eyes and shouted, "Youkai, get out of here!"
Everyone watched as the silly red mother slowly grew bigger, a head taller than before, and a transparent and translucent woman's voice came out of her mouth: "Who is the monster? What are you shouting? You are dead!"
Wan Lisa trembled with fright, hid behind me, exposed half of her head, pushed and shouted: "Husband, use fire fists!"
Is she stupid? Can she use a fire fist? Is this the body of a stupid red mother? What if it bursts, and the monster doesn't fight, but it kills her?
So, isn't it uncomfortable not to let her stay in the body of the stupid red mother?
The matchmaker whispered in my ear, "You want to ...... like this"
I finally understood, my body shrunk, flew into the mouth of the stupid red mother, turned around inside, and didn't see the transparent and translucent woman; I felt the body of the stupid red mother, involuntarily shook a few times, and Chang'e shouted outside: "Husband, the monster has run away, come out quickly!"
"It's strange! I haven't seen it yet, so where is she hiding?" I didn't wait any longer, I flipped down, and I didn't know where I came out of the stupid red mother, my body smelled even worse, and there was a smell of feces......
Everyone covered their noses tightly and shook them for a while, not letting me get close......
Silly Hong's mother suddenly sobered up and showed an embarrassed expression.
I asked stupidly, "Where did the youkai flee?"
Chang'e pointed to the mound of dirt with her finger and said, "Go in and look for it, won't you know?"
Silly Hong's mother was scared, but she didn't feel like it, so she cowered and hid behind me, shouting, "Husband, I'm afraid, take me in?"
Everyone knows: if I go in, will the monster get into their body if they come out?
The matchmaker was not afraid, but Chang'e was most afraid, and shouted in a panic: "Husband, don't go in;
"What a big fool! Who would dare to fight it? a few fire punches down, the monster may not be able to beat it, and the dirt will fall on the head, and none of us will be able to escape!"
At this time, Silly Hong's mother wants to drink water, where to find it? The fairy never drinks, so Silly Hong's mother may not be a full immortal......
However, although Phoenix Mountain is an immortal mountain, the men and women produced in it are not necessarily immortals; I also listened to what the god of Phoenix Mountain said--I finally remembered that he should be slaughtered! Even if he is buried in the soil, he must be dug up and whipped and beaten with 10,000 boards before he can vent his anger! This shameless dog thing! Wear one with his mother's superior
It's better not to let me bump into it, or you won't know how you're going to die!
Now no one supports beating the dirt pile, only the matchmaker alone has a way; she is lucky, stands in a figure-eight step, points her palms at the dirt pile, and pushes hard, blowing a big pit in front of her, but no monster comes out......
Wan Lisa didn't think I stink, so she lowered her voice and said, "Husband wants to ...... like this"
She seemed to want to control her husband, and as a man, how could she let her control her?
Like a matchmaker, I spread my legs apart and stood in a figure-eight step, full of luck; I used my palms against the mound of dirt, and the fire flew out from the palms, burning directly, and in about ten minutes, my energy was almost exhausted; the monster came out, flashed, and disappeared into the yin fire of the wall......
Broken! Moonlight Niang Niang doesn't know if she's dead? Will the monster digest it if she eats it?
More people don't care, but they are very sensitive to transparent and translucent women!
Chang Moth was afraid that others would not know, so she shouted loudly: "Isn't the matchmaker going to escape to the land? Why don't you find out the monster?"
At the critical moment, who will figure out a way? Monsters and monsters are two different breeds, and the means used are also different; if a person goes to chase and kill, if something goes wrong, who will help? Think about it, move his eyes to my face and ask, "What tricks do you have?"
I have to stabilize people's hearts: "There are many of us, we will win! ”
The matchmaker hesitated for a while and said, "You go with me." ”
The first to oppose was Chang'e: "Husband and you are gone, who will protect us?"
And Wan Lisa also supported: "If you want to go, let's go together, don't move if you don't go!"
The problem arises: the matchmaker can't catch the monster without using her hands, and don't want to go out alone...... Everyone here will think, "Hurry up......
Why didn't anyone think about catching monsters? It was even more impossible to save Moonlight Niangniang! These people were really inferior to Sun Wukong; Tang Seng was captured, and he tried his best to save them; and Moonlight Niangniang was eaten by monsters, and no one cared! In the same situation, why are the fates so different?
No one is studying this now, only thinking about how to escape! However, Moonlight Lady is my legal wife, and I can't help it! And I can't wait for a second! Who knows what will happen in the belly of a monster?
"Oh, I remember!" Wan Lisa jumped and clapped her hands and said, "Isn't there a strange halberd in the husband's ears?
However, it's not so optimistic! What's the use of taking out the halberd?
The matchmaker will answer: "First, you can make holes."
to help find the exit, and second, to command the ......"
Chang'e suddenly realized, and her face looked good: "Husband, just do what the matchmaker says, and you will definitely get something!"
I don't want to listen to women, one wants to die, but they are all my wives, and the palms and backs of my hands are full of meat, and I am very reluctant......
With a whoosh, the halberd flew out of my ears, and I had been instructed not to get into the fire pool in the wall, but to turn around and burrow into the dirt beneath my feet......
Everyone was very strange, especially Chang'e said: "Maybe I took the wrong medicine, and I didn't even find the right direction!"
The matchmaker didn't think so, and said, "No one can estimate where the monsters and monsters are?
I can't get a fart out! Who can figure this thing out? I have to resign myself to fate......
Everyone ignored a problem; most of the fairy lanterns in the cave were missing, much darker than before, and these lost fairy lanterns may still be in the dirt mound......
With a wave of her hand, the fairy lanterns came out of the mound of dirt and smashed them all, but none of them were lit.
"Oh oh oh" Silly Red Mom seems to understand?
Chang'e looked at her and asked, "If you have any ideas, say them all and let everyone analyze them together?"
Silly Red Mom thought, "There must be something in the dirt pile?" Or, the monster ......."
With a "pass", the halberd came out of the mound of dirt and overthrew a large ...... The tip of the halberd is pierced with a monster, and the mouth of a large crocodile is wide open, and the tail of a rat is wrapped around it.
Everyone was shocked, and found that its life was too big, and it could still spin around on it without seeing a drop of blood.
The first thing I thought about was whether the moonlight lady would be stabbed to death, and no one else cared.
Wan Lisha shouted the most: "Husband, kill it quickly!
The strange halberd floats in the air, and I don't know how to kill the monster;
Chang'e didn't like to hear it, and retorted: "People are already stupid, and they have been pierced by a strange halberd, and they are 100% dead in the stomach!"
Why are they so ugly? They stink worse than eating dung! Moonlight Niangniang's life and death are unknown, and I must quickly order: "Immediately cut open the monster's stomach and rescue Moonlight Niangniang!"
No one squeaked, they all stared, and I wonder what to do with the halberd?
"Huh-" The halberd flicked, and the monster bounced off the pierced halberd......
Immortal Dao Saint Venerable