41. Come and don't be rude
"I'm doing something bad. Jiuluo chuckled, rested his head on Tao Xiaoyao's shoulder, and said with an extremely serious expression.
Tao Xiaoyao suddenly had an alarm bell in her head, and her eyes widened.
Oh my God, could it be that she is going to die here today under the mouth of the fox?
"You...... Aren't you a fox?" Tao Xiaoyao was pressed under Jiuluo, and when she saw him approaching her, she thought that he was going to open his blood basin and eat himself with a big mouthful, and asked slowly.
"Uh-huh. Jiuluo couldn't guess why Tao Xiaoyao asked so much, and snorted.
"Do foxes eat and flowers?"
What kind of logic is this?Jiuluo frowned.
Seeing Jiuluo frowning, Tao Xiaoyao thought that things had taken a turn for the better, and hurriedly spoke, "I, let me tell you, peach blossoms are not delicious, they are really not delicious, if you want to eat them, go eat peaches!"
Why did you get peaches again?
Jiuluo thought about it for a while, and realized that this little girl thought she was going to eat her. Laughed out loud, bad thing, does this little girl think that the bad thing she said is to eat her?
"Oh, how do you know that peach blossoms are not delicious?" Jiuluo blew in Tao Xiaoyao's ear, she only felt her whole body tremble, her hairs stood up, and she saw that she was about to be a mermaid.
Ahh
But right now, it is naturally impossible for Tao Xiaoyao to say what she thinks in her heart, and she is trying to make excuses for Jiuluo not to eat herself.
"There will be worms on the peach blossoms, terrible bugs! You think, how disgusting it is to eat such a horrible bug in your stomach. ”
Tao Xiaoyao suddenly remembered that she was still a peach blossom tree, and when she was not cultivated into a human form, one year I don't know what happened, the peach blossoms were full of insects, devouring her body in small bites, it felt like being in hell, although Tao Xiaoyao had never been to hell, nor had she tasted the taste of the oil pot there, but later the audience's description that the pain of being bitten by insects that year was probably similar to that of the oil pot of the eighteen layers of hell. That year was under the careful care of the squirrel mother-in-law, and it was not easy for him to survive the insect plague, if it weren't for the encouragement of his mother-in-law, Tao Xiaoyao now looks back, I am afraid that I would not be able to survive the bite.
"Hah!" Jiuluo smiled disappreciatively, "But what if I'm not afraid of bugs?"
When Tao Xiaoyao talked about insects just now, Jiuluo clearly noticed that her body shivered inexplicably. immediately guessed that she might have experienced insect plagues in the past, and I was amused in my heart, whether this girl was really stupid or innocent.
On weekdays, she is also quite clever when she deals with others, why did she use her bad memories of the past to block his mouth this time.
His heart softened, his eyes flashed with pity, and he stretched out his hand to touch Tao Xiaoyao's head.
Tao Xiaoyao didn't know what Jiuluo was going to do, but when he was going to eat her, he closed his eyes and screamed in fright.
"Ahh
Jiuluo probably hadn't heard such a heart-rending scream in so many years, and his movements paused for a moment, then he burst out laughing and fell on Tao Xiaoyao.
"Why are you so cute!"
Tao Xiaoyao closed her eyes and shouted out with all her might, but she only felt that Jiuluo's body fell heavily on her body, and she was almost out of breath when she was pressed, did this dead fox put the strength of his whole body on his body?
I was resisting the urge to kick him away, and there was a laugh in my ears, why are you so cute!
Tao Xiaoyao only heard the smile in Jiuluo's words, and didn't think that this sentence was praising herself, but only humiliating herself by changing the law of Jiuluo. Suddenly, evil was born from the side of the guts, and he opened his mouth and bit the shoulder that Jiuluo was lying down with a smile!
Even if you want to eat her, you won't let her live in peace before she dies, and you will bully yourself in a different way!
No wonder people say that dogs jump over the wall when they are in a hurry, and peach blossoms will bite when they are forced to be anxious.
Tao Xiaoyao opened her bright white teeth, and directly picked up the shoulder of Jiuluo, which was closest to her mouth, and bit it down hard. While biting, he still hummed angrily and muttered indistinctly, let you bully me, let you bully me.
Jiuluo felt a pain in his shoulder, snorted in a low voice, endured the pain and secretly made a trick to take his shoulder out of Tao Xiaoyao's mouth.
I didn't expect this girl's mouth to be quite good, this mouthful, if you don't use any spells and drugs, it is estimated that there will be some tooth marks.
He smiled bitterly in his heart, when he was with this girl, why did his alertness drop so much, and he was attacked by this girl.
Too careless.
"Hmph!" The sneak attack was successful, Tao Xiaoyao forgot about what she was worried about being eaten, and raised her eyebrows proudly at Jiuluo.
It's a pity that she is very happy and sad, and before Tao Xiaoyao has time to observe Jiuluo's expression after being bitten, she feels that her eyes are dark, and her lips have been bitten by something.
"Come and don't be rude. Jiuluo took a bite on Tao Xiaoyao's lips, and licked his lips very enchantingly, revealing a wicked smile that had succeeded in his tricks.
Indecent manners, this is the indecent appearance of red fruits!
This dead fox who must be compared, bite as long as you want, why do you have to pick my mouth to bite!
Tao Xiaoyao was angry, and opened her slightly red mouth that was bitten by Jiuluo, wanting to sneak attack Jiuluo again.
It's a pity that Jiuluo has increased her vigilance this time, and there is a gap, her body leaned back slightly, and her hands pressed Tao Xiaoyao's body tightly, imprisoning her firmly.
In this way, it is always peach Xiaoyao who grows a pig's mouth and will not fall into nine falls.
"You, you, you!" Tao Xiaoyao said three times in a row, and she didn't know what words to use to describe the dead fox who was smiling like a stealing cat.
Bastards, big bastards!
Tao Xiaoyao's eloquence was completely out of order at this moment, and after searching all the words in his head, he couldn't find a word that could be used to describe Jiuluo, and it took a long time to hold back a word he learned from the world.
"You disciple!"
There is a legend in the human world.
It is said that Deng's disciple was the doctor of Chu during the Warring States period in the human world. Song Yu of the Warring States Period Chu wrote in his "Deng's Disciple's Lustful Fu", mentioning that the doctor Deng's disciple once said that he was lustful in front of the King of Chu. Song Yu argued that there was a woman in his neighbor to the east who was good-looking, had a modest figure, and there was nothing unbeautiful about her whole body, and many people were fascinated by her. The woman used to climb the wall to peek at him, and for three whole years, he still hadn't accepted her. However, Deng Disciple's wife had loose hair, crooked and curly ears, chipped lips, sparse teeth, hunched back, and serious illnesses, but Deng Disciple liked her very much and had five children with her. In this way, you can clearly understand who is. Later, this story was condensed into "Dengzi", which was used to refer to people who covet women.