Chapter 38: Lou Yixiao
"Calm, calm, aren't you still there?" Li Yi calmly took a bite of bread when he spoke.
"Calm down, calm down, you are happy to sleep, and you will be scolded by Li Xiuman early in the morning." Chi Le complained in his heart, but said to Li Yi, "Li Shao, come over when you get up, you also know the location, I have something to do in a while." ”
"Okay, I'll be right over."
Swish!!
After Li Yi finished speaking, he threw out the empty milk bottle in his hand in a chic manner, and an accurate hollow was put into the net.
Bang!!
Li Yi was stunned, and walked out of the gate of the villa when he was talking to Chi Le on the phone, and the sad thing was that he didn't notice that the door of the villa was brought by himself, and Uncle Li didn't bring the key.
"NO, OHMY GANGNAM STYLE." Li Yi held his head in both hands.
The more tragic thing was discovered by him again, it turned out that although his meow our Uncle Li Yi took a bath, he only wore a pair of big flower pants for convenience.
Call~
A gust of wind blew and shattered a piece of powder named Li Yi.
Fool... Fool...
'I regret that I had to close the window when I went to bed!!' This was the voice in the heart of Li Yi, who was standing outside the villa in flower pants.
Li Yi tried several times to find a place to turn into the villa, but he couldn't find a place where he could start.
Well, Li Yi wouldn't admit that he had tried to climb from the pillar to the second floor several times, but each time he didn't succeed.
If you're going to ask what's so embarrassing about not climbing to the second floor, then I'll tell you what's going on.
Li Yi, who was standing in front of the pillar, looked at the pillar with confidence, and after a low shout, he ran towards the pillar, and when he was about to reach the side of the pillar, he took another leap.
His hands were spread and he hugged the pillar tightly.
Hey... Why is it still sliding?
No, the legs won't slide down.
Really, no further down. Shrug your ass, I'm a little snail I'm going to climb up.
What the hell am I relying on, why am I still sliding down, I shrug again, uh, slip again......
Damn, why is the line of sight getting lower and lower. No, I don't believe it, I can't climb up, I shrug and slip again.
Asa, finally didn't fall down, but why did you feel a little cold under your buttocks?
The camera zooms out further, Li Yi's ass is already sitting on the ground, but his hands and feet are still tied to the pillar...
Fool... Fool...
This is the legendary bear climbing a tree.
"I don't believe in evil anymore, but I will do it again." Li Yi muttered and ran towards the pillar again, needless to say, the ending ended with Li Yi's ass landing on the ground.
“……”
"Damn, I admit it, but how do you go out like this!!" Fortunately, there was no one around to make Li Yi feel a lot better, but how to go out has become a big problem, how can Li Yi solve it in the end?
……
"Mom, Mom, look at that Azuma (aunt) so strange."
On the bus, a little girl with a double ponytail took the hand of another aunt with a questioning face, estimating that in the world of children, she had never seen an aunt with a silk scarf around her head, a long coat on her upper body, and floral pants on her lower body.
'Aim, why am I an aunt, have you ever seen such a tall aunt? Have you ever seen such a temperamental aunt? Needless to say, you should know that this is our Li Dashao.
"Xiaoice, don't call Azuma." The eldest aunt nodded the little girl's nose and whispered.
Sure enough, adults have a little vision, and they can see at a glance that I am a man, and they really feel my chic temperament that is exposed. Hearing that Da Shen'er was educating Xiaoice, Li Yi gave her a thumbs up in his heart.
"Xiaoice, you should call her Ernie instead of Azuma."
Poof!!
Li Yi vomited blood in his heart, he really wanted to pull that aunt over and let her take a good look at what she saw, whether she should call herself Azuma or Ernie, etc... Something seems to have gotten in.
Flutter...
The conversation between the little girl and the eldest aunt was not only heard by Li Yi, but also by everyone in the car, and a crisp laugh came out of the crowd, Li Yi looked at it angrily, he wanted to see which guy who didn't open his eyes dared to laugh at himself.
"Hu... Hu Yifei? ”
Seeing the person in the crowd, Li Yi, he was stunned, isn't this the legendary descendant of Hu Yidao, Hu ~ Hu Yifei?
"Huh... Have you watched my TV series? Lou Yixiao (anti-harmony) was surprised, but she didn't expect that someone in South Korea had seen her participation in "Love Apartment", so that she said this sentence in Chinese.
"No, I'm a loyal supporter of Xianfei Lian." Li Yi, who looks up and stinks his fart.
"Can you understand Chinese?" This time, Lou Yixiao was even more surprised.
"Of course, how can I understand Chinese if I am Chinese." Li Yi held his head high.
It was quite a joy to meet a person of the same nationality in this foreign country, and Li Yi and Lou Yixiao chatted magically.
"It turned out to be Chinese, no wonder it was so rude."
"It's really not our people from the Republic of Korea who don't talk about it."
Li Yi and Lou Yixiao were surprisingly forgetting the occasion when they were chatting, and the more they chatted, the happier they became, Li Yi laughed twice from time to time, and the rest of the passengers in the car began to whisper.
I don't know if Lou Yixiao understood the whispers of the people in the car, anyway, Li Yi understood, he suddenly turned around and bowed to the whispering passengers, "Smimarseille, I'm Japanese." ”
Lou Yixiao didn't understand why Li Yi was like this suddenly, but it didn't mean that she couldn't see the meaning of Li Yi's doing, she couldn't help but snort and laugh again.
When the car arrived at the terminal, Li Yi and Lou Yixiao got off the car, and the two chatted on the road again, and Li Yi told Lou Yixiao why he suddenly did that in the car before.
"Flutter..."
Lou Yixiao smiled and said, "You are really bad, but I will give you 32 likes." ”
"That's not it, whatever rude things we did outside were to tell each other that we were Japanese, and we couldn't give our motherland a dark touch." Li Yi grinned.
"That's right, I'll try it next time." Lou Yixiao's appearance seemed to be a little eager to try.
Li Yi hurriedly stopped, "That's not good, you are a public figure, in case it is exposed, people will say that you are treasonous." ”
"Okay..."Lou Yixiao pursed her lips and gave up.
"Why did you come out dressed like this?" Lou Yixiao asked what she was curious about all the way.
"In a hurry," Li Yi sneered, "plus I was locked out of my home." ”
"Where are you going?" Lou Yixiao was curious, she came to South Korea to relax, and she didn't mind following Li Yi to have a look.
PS: I slept in the morning-,