14. Chapter 014
Chapter 014
For this meal, Xiao Yao didn't eat too many meals, but ate a stomach. Because, the two people sitting across from him were just too much.
I don't know if it's intentional or deliberate or intentional, the two of them just changed their methods and wanted to anger Xiao Yao. And Xiao Yao also loves Dao, when people dig a little hole, he can't even think about it, so he closes his eyes and jumps inside.
By the time he found out that he had fallen under the path of those two people, it was too late. Therefore, after eating this meal, Xiao Yao wanted to throw his sleeves and leave several times. If he hadn't eaten yet, he would have really left.
"You two! Don't go too far! ”
Deng Xiaoxiao glanced at him with slanted eyes and took a sip of cold Coke, "You are our sewer, and you have also passed the dung." ”
"Just you two scumbags! Not to mention the sewers! The sewers are more fragrant than the two of you! Xiao Yao almost wanted to pick up the chicken bone in front of him and throw it in the face of the pair of dog men and women.
"Hmph, don't make us laugh at you here! Don't you hate us who have objects? If you have the ability, you can also find a partner. Chen Yiming said with a smile.
Xiao Yao twisted his body and shook his head, "Do you know why I don't have a partner!" ”
"Because you're biao! Because you're stupid! Because you grass eggs! ”
"Wrong!" Xiao Yao stretched out his index finger and shook it, "Immortals like me can't deal with humans like you, and they will violate the rules of heaven." ”
Deng Xiaoxiao and Chen Yiming made a vomiting look at the same time, "As far as you are still a fairy, you have to say that you are an antenna, and the Teletubbies are still anxious with you." It is estimated that this god will thunder you. ”
"Hmph, a bunch of mortals! Don't talk to you stupid humans! Xiao Yao said, poked a piece of chicken wings with chopsticks and put it on his plate, "You are always so duplicitous, I treat you as a friend, but you treat me as a male god!" Can you still get along with friends? ”
Faced with Xiao Yao's secondary second illness, Deng Xiaoxiao and Chen Yiming raised their middle fingers to him together. Deng Xiaoxiao said, "Xiao Youyou, I kind of understand, for so many years, the only thing you have insisted on is estimated to be this shameless spirit." ”
"Wrong! The only thing I stick with is charging my phone every day! For people like him, who can't live without a mobile phone, he feels uncomfortable every morning when he gets up and looks at 99% of the battery.
Xiao Yao's words made Deng Xiaoxiao and Chen Yiming on the other side laugh so much, this sentence was too right. The two of them also feel the same way about charging their mobile phones.
Deng Xiaoxiao continued to joke with Xiao Yao, "Xiao Demon Demon, let's take a while, let's see how far you have gotten to your secondary two illness." Every time, she likes to listen to Xiao Yao's words in the second grade.
It is precisely because they are always fighting and making trouble, so Deng Xiaoxiao has been thinking that if he hadn't met a little strange person like Xiao Yao, how boring his life would have been.
Xiao Yao said, "Shut up, you stupid human. Look at your mouth, there is no time to spare. Shut up and eat your food, and the food can't stop your big mouth. ”
Hearing him say this, Deng Xiaoxiao was anxious, picked up the used toilet paper and threw it on Xiao Yao's face. Xiao Yao was about to eat what was in front of him, but when he opened his mouth, the paper ball happened to be thrown into his mouth.
"Phew! Bah! Bah! Xiao Yao hurriedly vomited, "! O disgusting dead man, believe it or not I killed you! ”
Deng Xiaoxiao snorted, she has never had endless words about things like damaging Xiao Yao, "Don't lie down one bite at a time every day, you have the ability to read it." ”
Xiao Yao silently read it in his heart, and instantly understood what it meant. He stared at Deng Xiaoxiao fiercely, remembering the words Rong Jian often said, "Deng Xiaoxiao, do you know how to write dead words?" ”
Deng Xiaoxiao's eyes rolled, and he didn't answer Xiao Yao's words, "Demon, let me ask you a brain teaser." ”
"Huh? What? Faced with Deng Xiaoxiao's sudden change of topic, Xiao Yao did not continue.
"Pigs all over the world are dead, guess the name of a song." As soon as Deng Xiaoxiao finished speaking, Chen Yiming, who knew the answer next to her, began to laugh.
Xiao Yao glared at Chen Yiming and scratched his head, "I want to think about it......" After thinking for about two minutes, Xiao Yao shook his head, "I can't guess." ”
"At least you."
"......" Xiao Yao was silent for three seconds, "I sue you Deng Xiaoxiao, and I will speak to you in a style that says, you hurry up and buy insurance!" Otherwise, if someone is killed one day, there will be no compensation! ”
Just such a meal, the three of them ate and made a fuss, and the atmosphere was very lively. Most of the time, it was Xiao Yao who wanted to smash chopsticks by Deng Xiaoxiao's angry mouth.
After the three of them finished eating together, Xiao Yao walked home. When he walked to the bottom of the building, he looked up and saw that the lights in the house were actually on. I also know that Rong Jian has returned.
Xiao Yao sighed and took the elevator upstairs. As soon as he opened the door, he could smell the coffee in the room. It seems that Rong Jian grinded the coffee by himself.
He took off his shoes and walked to the living room, where he saw Rong Jian reading financial news.
"I'm back."
"Hmm." Rong Jian responded, didn't look at him, and continued to look at his financial channel.
Taking off his coat, Xiao Yao walked over to Rong Jian and sat down. As soon as he sat down, he realized that he was too tired to do anything. I haven't felt it if I don't sit down, and I feel that my legs are not my own.
As soon as Xiao Yao sat down, Rong Jian turned his head, he stared at Xiao Yao for a long time, and Xiao Yao was a little hairy.
"What's wrong?" He asked weakly.
"It's fine."
Rong Jian turned his face away, and Xiao Yao stared at him. I don't know if it's his delusion, he always feels that Rong Jian seems to be suddenly a little wrong.
Because, his face was darker than just now, and his whole body exuded an aura that he was not allowed to approach. Xiao Yao subconsciously swallowed and foamed, curious in his heart, what is going on with this person, does he sing Peking Opera? Why did you suddenly change your face?
"Simple." Xiao Yao called Rong Jian's name.
"Huh?" Rong Jian answered.
In order to break the atmosphere, Xiao Yao asked, "Rong Jian, do you like to raise dogs?" ”
"It's okay, it depends on what kind of dog it is."
"Where's my single dog?" Today, he was really angry with Deng Xiaoxiao and Chen Yiming. The two of them relied on their own partners, and then teamed up to bully him, who had no object.
Rong Jian glanced at him, "I'm sorry, I don't like stupid dogs." ”
“……”
Rong Jian's words made Xiao Yao almost burst into tears. Now he is so fragile and in need of comfort. However, Rong Jian actually poured salt on his wound so hatefully.
"Humph! You don't love me anymore! ”
The corners of Rong Jian's mouth twitched a few times, "Fool, what do you think, when did I ever love you." ”
Since he rejected Xiao Yao last time, Rong Jian found that Xiao Yao had changed and became more shameless. No, it may be that he didn't have a face and no skin before, but he has been hiding it relatively deeply and has not retained his true nature.
In the past, he used to use a soft voice, "Ajan, Ajan". Now, those who directly call their names are not at all like before.
Although, he often talks about what he loves or doesn't love, but he doesn't have the action he had before. This made Rong Jian feel quite relieved, in fact, when he didn't do it, it was still quite cute.
"Damn! Simple! No love! I won't love you anymore! Say yes and be each other's angels! Xiao Yao bared his teeth and couldn't wait to bite Rong Jian.
"Oh, that's fine, I'm heaven."
Xiao Yao immediately understood what Rong Jian meant, and he sighed helplessly, "Why does the boat of friendship turn over when it says that the giant ship of love sinks?" ”
"How much do you weigh, don't you count it in your heart?"
“……”
Xiao Yao felt that he couldn't continue to chatter, and this night, he felt that his small universe was about to be stimulated. was damaged by Deng Xiaoxiao outside, and when he returned home, he had to be damaged by Rong Jian. What the hell is going on with his life!
"How did you feel on your first day at work today?" The news on TV was over, and the advertisements began. Rong Jian felt that his eyes hurt a little, so he turned off the TV and talked to Xiao Yao.
"It's good."
"Well, Guardan is a very good secretary, learn more things from him, it will help you." Rong Jian said.
Xiao Yao nodded, "By the way, why did you let me be a secretary assistant?" When he asked this question, he had some anticipation in his heart. Looking forward to Rong Jian saying: Because I want to keep you by my side.
"Your brother pleases me." Let's be honest.
"Oh...... That's it......" Hearing that it was Xiao Zi asking him, Xiao Yao instantly felt that all his passion was gone.
The atmosphere instantly became a little awkward, and Rong Jian lowered her head and began to play with her mobile phone. Xiao Yao sat next to him, also pretending to play with his mobile phone, but raised his head from time to time to look at Rong Jian.
The more he looked at him, the more he felt wronged, and he didn't know whether to thank his brother or hate him. It seems that between him and Rong Jian, the wall called "Xiao Zi" is really thick and very high.
"Shouldn't you have left work early? Why did you come back? Rong Jian continued to look at his phone and did not look up. The tone is also very ordinary, but it also reveals temptation.
Of course, the stupid Xiao Yao didn't understand the meaning of his words, "Yes, I asked a friend to have dinner together." On your first day at work, you have to celebrate. ”
"Oh, and the woman?" Another casual question.
Xiao Yao nodded, "Yes, Deng Xiaoxiao and I, as well as Chen Yiming." Deng Xiaoxiao, you should know, it's the girl who went to the bar with me before. ”
"Oh."
That girl has a little impression of Jane, she looks very good-looking, but she has an average figure. Skinny and small, like a bean sprout. Women, it should be a little plumper.
The two of them fell into silence, and after sitting for a while, Xiao Yao couldn't sit still. The atmosphere was so awkward that he was a little restless.
So, he stood up, "That, Rong Jian, good night, I'll go to sleep first." With that, he fled back to his room, leaving Jane alone in the living room.
Back in his room, Xiao Yao took off his clothes. When he took it off, he smelled a faint smell of jasmine perfume, which he was very familiar with was the smell of Deng Xiaoxiao.
Deng Xiaoxiao especially likes the smell of jasmine, and every bottle of her perfume is this smell. Xiao Yao also likes it, if he is a woman, he must also spray such a taste.
took off his clothes and sniffed, Xiao Yao said, "This smell is so good, it really perfectly covers up the scumbag smell on Deng Xiaoxiao's woman." ”