The 96th story (3)
The judge listened to the two people below talking sentence by sentence, and was suddenly a little speechless, why did modern people's emotional outlook become like this? The white-clothed impermanence couldn't hold back his laughter when he heard it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Because he and Fan Baye often walk around the yin and yang worlds, they naturally know the modern woman's concept of love, but this An Rong in front of him is too capable, is there water in his head?
In the end, the judge above really couldn't listen to it, this was obviously wronged Chang Baoping, but now that the souls are all detained, it may be a little too late to send them back. For the yin is one day, and the underworld is one month......
At this time, the white-clothed impermanence stepped forward and said, "Xue Ju, why don't you do this?" I have to go to the top to study during this time, and there is only one person left, and some people are short of manpower, so it is better to let Chang Baoping follow Lao Ba first, and you can also slowly wait for the opportunity for him to return to the yang world. ā
The judge thought for a moment, then nodded and said, "Then so be it!" The unjust soul An Rong falsely accused the good people and sentenced you to serve in the Yin Division for five years before you can be reincarnated. Chang Baoping, you and black and white impermanence......" After the judge finished speaking, he slowly closed his eyes and stopped talking.
Chang Baoping just wanted to say something more, but was taken out of the gate by Fan Laoba, and he said unwillingly: "You guys call it dereliction of duty, do you know?" Have you asked me if I agree or disagree? And also? What is the opportunity to return to the yang world? ā
Bai Wuchang smiled and said: "To put it bluntly, you first follow my family to do odd jobs for a period of time, and when there is a soul that is detained, but the body is not necrotic, you can come back to life!" ā
"Then why can't my previous body be used?" Chang Baoping said angrily.
At this time, Fan Baye said faintly: "Yin Si day, Yang January, you have been here for four or five hours, but I am afraid that your corpse will already stink and cannot be used." ā
"You guys!" Chang Bao was speechless for a long time, although his previous body was very ordinary, but he had been with him for almost 30 years, he really couldn't accept it.
In order to make Chang Baoping die, Black and White Impermanence also took Chang Baoping back home to take a look.
When I went back, I saw that although his body did not end up stinking, it was cremated on the fourth day of his death!
Chang Baoping is so angry in his heart! I really don't know who is so efficient! How did he know that because the police had not contacted his family, they had to cremate him first and then temporarily store his ashes in the funeral home.
For his own ending, Chang Baoping wanted to cry without tears. Bai Wuchang also said to him with a grin: "Okay, don't be sad anymore, I can tell you, if you do a good job, I can guarantee that you will be given a rich and powerful new body!" ā
Chang Baoping's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said, "Is this true? ā
Bai Wuchang said very seriously this time: "Seriously, when will I Xie Bi'an talk no more!" By the way, we haven't officially introduced the two of us yet! My name is Xie Bi'an, and you can call me the Seventh Master. His name is Fan Wuxuan, and we are what people often call black and white impermanence. ā
Chang Baoping listened carefully and looked at the two people in front of him, and then said to himself: "Your appearance is not the same as the legend!" ā
Bai Wuchang smiled after hearing this, then took out the mobile phone on his body and said, "Look at this is our previous photo......"
Chang Baoping took it and took a look, oh my mom! He almost threw away his phone! I saw the black and white impermanence in the mobile phone, a face as black as carbon, and a fierce face; And the other, although full of smiles, has a blood-red tongue sticking out more than half a meter long.
Xie Qiye smiled and said, "This is what we looked like before, how about it?" Aren't we much more handsome now? ā
Chang Baoping nodded and said, "Isn't that a little handsome, but how did you become so handsome!" ā
At this time, Fan Baye said faintly: "Our brothers and I went to South Korea. ā
Chang Baoping was speechless when he heard this, why is plastic surgery now popular in the underworld! Xie Qiye saw that Chang Baoping didn't speak, and thought that he also wanted to have plastic surgery? kindly patted him on the shoulder and said, "You don't have much effect now, and then I will give him a handsome and rich body!" ā
Chang Baoping looked at him, then nodded with a dry smile.
After that, Chang Baoping became a ghost under Fan Baye who was not in the establishment to fill the problem of insufficient manpower during Xie Bi'an's absence.
Before, the two of them had a division of labor, black impermanence Fan Wuwu belonged to the yin, and was responsible for hooking the soul of women; And Bai Wuchang Xie Bi'an is yang, and he specializes in hooking men's souls.
Now Xie Bi'an is temporarily going to study, and Chang Baoping is a novice, so someone must take him, so Fan Wusheng can only take him to eat both men and women!
Returning to the yang world again, Chang Baoping saw that everything seemed to be a little different. Before, he was a human being, and he could only see the people of the world. But now he is a ghost, and in addition to seeing people, he can also see ghosts floating in this world.
But this sudden change of identity made him somewhat uncomfortable, originally, when the living go out, regardless of whether they are rich or poor, they must also dress decently. But these ghosts wandering in the world are different, those who die normally are better, and some die unexpectedly, their souls are either only half a head left, or they are missing arms and legs! That is, Chang Baoping is already a dead man, otherwise he will definitely be scared to death again.
And he also found a problem, it turns out that there are so many ghosts in this world, as if there are as many ghosts as there are people on the earth. Once he asked Fan Wushu: "Eighth Master, there are so many ghosts in this yang world, can we just come over with two hooks?" ā
But Fan Wusu glared at him and said, "Are you a coolie when you are the eighth master?" These souls have to report to the Yin Division by themselves, and we are not hooking up the people who are treacherous and evil, or the ghosts who stay in the world and do not leave, and are still the evil ones. ā
Chang Baoping only then understood that he was a big boss when he hooked up with him! Small fish and shrimp are not hooked? Thinking of this, he asked Fan Wusu again: "Eighth Master, will we be in any danger?" ā
Fan Wusu glanced at him and said, "If it were me, it would be fine, what about you...... It's hard to say, if you really let any of the ghosts eat you, then you will be gone! At that time, even the Da Luo Immortal will not be able to save you. ā
"Ahh So what's going to happen? Chang Baoping was a little flustered when he heard this.
Fan Wusu looked at Chang Baoping's timid appearance, and felt funny in his heart, but because he was born with a fierce appearance, he still said without any expression on his face: "Don't worry, how can I let you have an accident?" ā
Don't say it, but I know why, seeing that Fan Wusu usually has a cold face, and there is no good thing to say about his mouth, you can listen to him say this, Chang Baoping really feels a lot more relieved! (To be continued.) )